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Pliant, Helpless, & Half Naked: Excerpt from Wicked Apprentice

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Time for a scrumptious bit of fantasy romance, my lady vaginas.

Here’s an excerpt from WICKED APPRENTICE, Book One in the Wicked Magic Series. 

Prin has captured a “uncanny creature” and brought him back to her mistress’s castle.  She did it under orders, not knowing what the sorceress Hulgetta planned to do with the gorgeous, tall stranger and his pointy ears.  Yet as she notices how his eyes change from black to green and back again, she starts experiencing strange feelings...

Sexy Sunday Snippet: Make Me Blush by Isabelle Drake

Happy hot Sunday! This week we have a bit from one of the three stories tucked inside Make Me Blush by Isabelle Drake, a beach read anthology just in time for the summer.

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Blurb:

Three men: risking everything for the women they love…
The result: three stories of wild, over-the-top sexy satisfaction and three happily-ever-afters.

Pink Lace
Edward knows his wife wants more than his usual brand of gentle lovemaking, so he signs a contract with Winona, a woman who creates custom sexual experience...

Merger and Acquisition: An Excerpt from Passing Through

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By Alexa Day

Ten days to Reno.

Ten days to the RT Booklovers Convention and days of splendiferous fun with loads and loads of romance authors and readers and books and parties and happy hours and general abundant good times. If you’re going, be sure to make a space on your calendar for the second coming of Never Have I Ever, Ever, hosted by my learned colleagues.

If you’re not going, hey, don’t sweat it. I’m not going, either. I expect to have my hands full right here.

Last year, I had some...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

[image error]By Elizabeth Shore

The weekend’s here! A time of binge watching, binge eating, garden puttering, and just about anything else fun you want to jam into these next two days. Certainly the fun should include catching up on our weekly round-up of good reading. So kick back, grab a snack, and enjoy.

Ready to give up on men but don’t know how to replace them? How about with some good ol fish sex.

The Stormy Daniels/Roseanne Barr smackdown! Strap yourself in.

18 movies to watch over and over and ove...

Springing Forward: EXCERPT From Sealed With A Twist

It’s hard to think “Spring” with blizzards in April. But tomorrow is May Day and, here at Lady Smut, the upcoming RT Booklovers Convention puts more than a spring in our step. Occasionally, we skip. Once we even skedaddled, but I’m pretty sure wine was involved. But we’re sure ready to leap over the next three weeks and get going to the mad cap, crazy, bookapolooza hootenanny that is the RT Booklovers Convention, that yearly gluttony of authors and the readers who love them.

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Lady Smut’s own...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

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What’s going on, Sexies? I’ll tell you what’s not going on – finally! – is snow. At long last – I think maybe pretty please we’re begging you – we appear to be finished with the snow. So let’s hear it for spring! Cherry blossoms, lighter clothes, and a young man’s heart turning to love. As you know as Lady Smut, we all love love. So come celebrate with us as we present for you a round-up of some love-ly links that we’ve come across over this past week.

From Madeline:

You ca...

The Ghost of Hot Relationships That Never Were

by Madeline Iva

Watching a scene in a movie, or an episode of a TV show I’m like that kid from the Sixth Sense–but instead of dead poeple I see whole story lines that aren’t actually there.  It haunts me day in and day out. Don’t get me wrong. We’re lucky to have so many interesting stories out on TV and in movies.  I’m enjoying them; I’m reveling in them.  Yet I also see a lot of hot-boinking-that-should-be-there-but-isn’t.  To you they’re invisible–but they haunt me. Is this a blessing? Or...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

[image error]And Boom! Spring has sprung.  Whether you’re taking a break from yard work or huddled up inside looking at snow on the cherry blossoms, Sexy Saturday Round Up is here waiting to cuddle up with you and news about the latest in gender, sex, and romance.  Enjoy!

From Madeline:

Liz Phair: 90’s Don’t-Give-A-F*ck Indie Girl-Icon

There’s just something about her: What happened to one reporter who wore pheromone perfume for a week

Common myths about sexual consent

Got Nipples? Try these important tip...

Romance in the Time of Black Panther

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Okoye and Nakia are done with the benefit of the doubt.

By Alexa Day

I missed you all last month. I’m not going to offer you any excuses. Let’s just say that a lot of things went off the rails at the same time, and that I would much rather have been here with you, and we can leave it at that.

My plan last month was to present you with a post about the phenomenon that is Black Panther. I was going to give you a thumbnail review — short version: IT IS INCREDIBLE — and then I was going to ask so...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

[image error]Spring is finally here! Balmy weather, soft blue sky with puffy clouds — time to hit the porch swing with your fav weekend read–Sexy Saturday Round Up!

From Madeline:

I guess you can call it an HEA: Hot Felon is expecting a baby with his new baby mama–the Topshop Heiress.

Looking for a good asexual character on TV? 

How do progressive porn directors handle consent?

And artist of ‘word pube play’ 

Face slap: Beer commercial is too racist and sexist to be for real.

From Elizabeth Shore:

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