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Sexy Saturday Round Up

[image error]By Elizabeth Shore

Raise a glass – another fabulous weekend is upon us! Time to relax, unwind, and catch up on your reading – and viewing –  pleasure. We’ve got love life predictions, a round-up of classic romance, and oh. Did I mention rapper Milan Christopher goes totally bare?  Come on in, Smutters. The water’s fine.

Turns out, men exaggerate their number of sexual partners. Are you kidding me??

Now you see it, now you don’t. Oscar kills the new “popular film” category.

The Marquis de Sade...

Everything Old Is New Again

by Kiersten Hallie Krum

It’s here again. The official end of summer and the start of the marathon run to the end of the year. Pools are closing. Barbeques are having they’re last hurrah. Commutes are once again clogged with cars. Kids are back in school. My Facebook feed is full of my friend’s frustrations and exasperation with their kids school lists and classroom requirements, followed soon by proud first-day-of-school pictures.

But while Labor Day is one last rest before that metaphorical...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

[image error]By Elizabeth Shore

Happy September, lovely Smuters. We’re creeping up into the time of sweaters and cider and boots – oh my! But all is good in Smutland because we’re still rounding up the goods for you all the year round – no matter if it’s beach weather or the time of falling leaves. So kick back on this long weekend and indulge yourself in some good reading. It’s all right here for you.

Flying solo this weekend? Fantastic! What better excuse than to spruce up on some new masturbation techn...

I Want To Believe: Sex Magick and Strange Angel

[image error]Jason Isaacs seduced me into paying six dollars a month to watch Star Trek: Discovery? Yeah, that was about a year ago. And I’m still paying, even though there hasn’t been any Discovery in months.

Now I’m paying for Strange Angel.

I’m sure you’re not watching Strange Angel. After all, it’s on the same platform where you wouldn’t pay to watch smart,...

Cowboy up! Cowboy for Hire…classic romantic comedy from Isabelle Drake

 

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A cowboy, romance, laughs, a sweet happy ending…Cowboy for Hire has all of that. It’s also one of my earliest releases – now rereleased from Riverdale Ave Books.

Remember Ellora’s Cave? I sure do. I had about twenty books with them. Cowboy for Hire was my second. It’s recently been releasesd and to say I’m excited is an understatement. For me, it’s like coming home. Some of my readers may not know this about me, but I wrote sweet, traditional romances before creating my first erotic romanc...

St. Lucia, Tiffany Jewelry or the Perfect Bra

[image error]By Elizabeth SaFleur

According to my feed’s Facebook ads I need a vacation in St. Lucia, some Tiffany jewelry and a better bra. #Truth

I’d give up the jewelry for a better bra. To give up St. Lucia, I want a perfect bra.

I tried the bras from Third Love, the company that kept showing up in my feed. It promised me the best bra on the planet. It was to change my life. It was good, but still the most comfortable bra I own is the one tucked in the third drawer in my dresser. That is, it’s not any...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

[image error]By Elizabeth Shore

For you, our lovelies, we have Bond, James Bond (but oh, so much better), we have hygiene rules for the lady bits, and badass elf princesses, just to name a bit of the round-up. Enjoy!

Unleash your sexual fantasies because…

What kind of friend are you? Take this quick visual test to find out.

Should you be cleaning your vajayjay with soap?

What Gone Girl author Gillian Flynn can’t live without.

From Madeline:

Swim caps for black hair — the conundrum that keeps many black wo...

Sexy Sunday Snippet: Shakedown

by Elizabeth SaFleur

For three years Trick Masters was consumed with revenge. Then she walks back into the door demanding an apology, money and restitution for what she suffered? How rich. She’ll have to earn her way back into his good graces starting with spilling the truth—which turns out neither of them has or ever did.

Read chapter one of the latest novella, Shakedown, which will debut the Shakedown series (debut 2019).

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CHAPTER ONE

“Blend in more? Just how does a cocktail waitress...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

[image error]By Elizabeth Shore

Happy weekend, sexies! From peeing on the president to career advice, it’s all here for you in this weekend’s round-up. Enjoy!

Some people who dislike the president vent their frustrations by peeing on him. Sort of.

Throwback film review! Two costume drama nerds discuss the perfectly perfect A Room With a View. I still swoon over that kiss.

Tips for the uninitiated about the giving a mind-blowing bj to the uncircumcised.

Why Diane von Furstenberg hates viagra.

And now for s...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

[image error]By Elizabeth Shore

Holy s**t, it’s August! I’m seeing back to school ads and summer’s trying to get away from us. Could someone plese call it bacK? “Heeeere, Summer Summer. Heeeere, Sumer Summer.” Barring that most elusive of seasons  giving us months more of her time, we’d bettter take as much advantage as possible before it’s swept away in a swirl of dead leaves. Thankfully, no danger of that this weekend, my lovely smutties. The temps are warm and the cocktails cool. So grab one, why don’t...