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Animalistic Sex With People Dressed Like Animals. Hello, Furries!

By Elizabeth Shore

Have you ever reached a point where you wanted to just say f**k it, throw away your street clothes and start wearinga coyote costume? And then maybe have wild sex with other like-minded folks, perhaps a fellow coyote or a penguin or even a polar bear? Turns out, lots and lots of people do. I’ll confess, I’m *very* late to this party because until just a few days ago, furry fandom and anthropomorphic delights were as unknown to me as modesty is to Donald Trump. But thank the...

Finding Your Tribe–A Guest Post From Jessica Scott

Note from Kiersten: In keeping with my unofficial military theme these past weeks, I invited military romance writer Jessica Scott to guest post atLady Smut today. I first became aware of Jessica when she was serving in Iraq and Sarah Wendell from Smart Bitches, Trashy Books put together a book drive to send romance novels over to Jessica in an effort to ease the strain of war. Since then, Jessicahas become a personal pal and a huge inspiration. I admire her greatly for her service, her writi...

Servant of the Undead, erotic zombie horror free read

Isabelle Drake’s Servant of the Undead

If you’re new to this serial, you can start with Part 1, “Do it.”

Part 13: “That’s right. Just like that.”

Rachelle remained silent, opening her mouth again, readying herself to suck his dick. Hayden lowered his hips and gradually slid his cock in. She closed her mouth around his shaft and sucked, pulling him deeper and deeper in. Once he was in as far as he could go, she curved her tongue around his shaft, swirling it around him with careful attention.

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Sexy Saturday Round Up

It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day–are you feeling goooood? Hope so! We’ve got lots of fun shenanigans here to pick up your Saturday morning if not. Read on, and savor:

From Madeline:

15% of millennials aren’t getting any.

From our own Rachel Kramer Bussel: Millennial Sex Panic:Why are we so worried that millennials might not be getting any?

Is it because 1 in 10 have distressing sexual problems? (I blame all those viagra commercials.)

Straddling is taken to a whole new sexy level – if you’re st...

How To Do It All: A Dangerous Proposition

by Madeline Iva

Can you do it all? Should you even try? Linda Formichelli thinks you *can* do it all, and she’s written a book thatshows you how.

I asked her for a copy of How to Do It All: The Revolutionary Plan to Create a Full, Meaningful Life - While Only Occasionally Wanting to Poke Your Eyes Out With a Sharpie[image error]HOW TO DO IT ALL and dived in. Like many of my friends–like many of you out there –I am a creative and curious person. Put those two traits together and you have a recipe for troub...

Psychological Torture You Pay For. Say Hello To The Blackout Experiments.

By Elizabeth Shore

In a country where it’s said anything can be had for a price, I haven’t given much thought to parting with my cold hard cash in order to be psychologically tortured. To have people scream at me, gag me, call me filthy names, force me to take off my clothes and run blindfolded through a dark room while being told what a hellish loser I am. But there are, it turns out, people who are indeed willing to not only voluntarily go through the experience but to pay money to do so. I...

Exclusive Excerpt: WILD ON THE ROCKS

by Kiersten Hallie Krum

HelloLady Smutters! Happy Monday and Happy First of the Month of August, the best month of the year! And that’s not only because it’s my birth month…okay, yes, it’s solely because it’s my birth month. I’m good with that.

Currently, I’m in deadline hell finishing up the first draft on SEALed WITH A TWIST (coming in October!), which, unfortunately, leaves little time for blog writing. Some fantastic fellow writers will be guest posting in my place this August while I get...

Servant of the Undead, erotic zombie horror free read

Isabelle Drake’s Servant of the Undead

If you’re new to this serial, you can start with Part 1, “Do it.”

Part 12: “You have to earn it.”

A gust of wind howled past the window, rattling the pane. Hayden looked. Outside, in the night, white flakes circled and spun. He shifted, twisting to see farther. Even though he couldn’t see her, not even the white flash of her cold fingers, he knew she was there. He knew because he felt her inside him.

Hayden turned back to the bed. The bursts of snow were...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

We’re baaaaaack! Sexy Saturday Round Up has finished it’s summer vaca, and returned to provide you with information, titillation, and provocation.

Hope you’re finding a way to stay cool under the thunderdome heat dome this weekend. If nothing else, check out this week’slinks and take a cold shower afterwards. ;

From Madeline:

The three steps of self-deception

It’s not what you say—it’s how you say it. An algorythim of vocal tones predicts relationshiptrouble.

We’ve entered the age of the ant...

Watch Porn – It’s Good For You!

By Elizabeth Shore

Okay, so before I begin, let me just throw a little reminder out there. I’m referring to the one that says: don’t shoot the messenger. I’m going to be talking about porn in this post – as you no doubt figured from the title – and that topic can be as divisive as Trump vs Clinton. Dogs vs cats. Chocolate vs potato chips. You get the picture. So remember, if you would, that I’m just your intrepid Lady Smut blogger bringing you the dirt, so please don’t turn it into mud and fl...