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Servant of the Undead, erotic zombie horror free read

Isabelle Drake’s Servant of the Undead

If you’re new to this serial, you can start with Part 1, “Do it.”

Part 18: “We’re done when I say we’re done.”

She interrupted him with bye now and clicked off. He slipped his phone into his pocket. Overheard, the sun slid behind a cloud and the street dimmed. Off to the west, a new bank of clouds hung in the sky, the edges an ashy gray, the centers dark. More snow. A lot more. A blue pickup passed, its tires making a hushed rumble as it turned away and...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

Okay Fall — anytime you want to wrap us up in your pretty colored leaves and let the temperatures dip, we’re completely ready! Waiting to bust our your sweaters and scarves? While you’re waiting, we’ve got some fun for you. Expand your mind this week with groovy news about all the smexy. Enjoy….

From Madeline:

Wanna go to Kink Camp? Here’s a audio story about a guy who went….and here’s the rest of his story.

Want the dress, the cake, the limo–but not the guy/gal? Alas, marrying oneself is now...

Goodnight innocence

Isabelle Drake’s Fetish 101

Who doesn’t love the sweet fairytale Sleeping Beauty? A beautiful woman, frozen in time, awaiting her true love’s, awakening tender kiss. Ahhh.

Recently, I stumbled upon a very different version of Sleeping Beauty. In this one, from 2011, the main character is a university student who needs cash. She replies to an ad and starts working as a series of erotic freelance jobs.

I started to wonder, did a little research, and sure enough this sleeping beauty thing is a...

My Girl Crush on Gong Li & Why Miami Vice Is The Crime Film of the Future

by Madeline Iva

I was thinking the other day, i.e. doing the dishes, and watching Miami Vice - Unrated Director's Cut[image error]MIAMI VICE (the movie, not TV show) staring Gong-Li, Colin Farrell, and Jamie Foxx. [SPOILERS abound below—you’ve been warned.]

FIRST LET US DISCUSS THE OUTRAGEOUSHOTNESS FACTOR OF THIS MOVIE: I mean really. Jamie Foxx. Damn. Colin Farrell–mullet, mustache and all, with those big brown eyes—damn. And Gong-Li. I’m a little gay for Gong-Li. If I had to sleep with one of them, I t...

Six-Figure Book Contract – A Horror Story

By Elizabeth Shore

Although writers say, and it’s true, that their pursuit of writing is primarily for the satisfaction they get froma creative outlet, who among us hasn’t indulged in the dream of landing a big book contract? A nice hefty one, enough so we can quit our day jobs and do nothing but churn out book after fabulous book, generating still more big hefty deals! From the outside looking in, it’s an enviable dream, one to which we can all aspire. We’d land on the New York Times bestsel...

Playing Our Own Game … and Keeping Our Headphones On

Ovid actually wrote about game many, many years ago. He’d have mentioned headphones if he could have.

By Alexa Day

Long ago, I would have been able to tell you the number to the pay phone in the center of the local mall, in the town where I grew up. This was back when there was such a thing as a group of pay phones in the center of the mall. In fact, I think the mall itself is gone now. But at one point, I had that number memorized.

Why?

At that point in time, long ago, I had a lot of people...

Servant of the Undead, erotic zombie horror free read

Isabelle Drake’s Servant of the Undead

If you’re new to this serial, you can start with Part 1, “Do it.”

Part 17: “You’ve had enough when I say you’ve had enough.”

Hayden grabbed a towel from the rack and set it in the sink. Hot water splashed across it, soaking it quickly. Once it was completely wet, he turned off the water, wrung it out, then wrapped it into another towel and carried them both to the bedroom. Rachelle was under the covers, only her face visible above the quilt. The sexual h...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

Stop sloggingright now–and celebrate your glorious Labor Day Weekend with Sexy Saturday Round Up!

From Madeline:

The tyranny of hugging.

China’s Kick Ass Female Emperor – a secret history

New Millennial True Confessions:She wanted her boyfriend to sleep with someone else, cause it turned her on.

Handsome weeping boys are a new thing in Japan.

From the Ass-Hattery files: Don’t wear that ginormic engagement ring if you want the job.

Cocks not glocks:

Nope! Actor bows out of playing super-hero...

Madame X & My Book Hangover: Guest Post by Thien-Kim Lam

Madame X: A Madame X Novel[image error]

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Hello Dear Readers! Madeline here. I am exceptionally excited to have Thien-Kim Lamguest post on our blog today.

Got Body Issues? Try Being NAKED AND AFRAID

How much do they pay these women?

by Madeline Iva

It’s been around three years, but I only recently discovered NAKED AND AFRAID through an article about ‘The Women of Naked & Afraid’. My first thought was: Women naked and afraid? WTF?

HOW THE SHOW WORKS:

Then I found out that it’s not just a woman who has to strip downand be alone in the hostile wilderness, she also has to have some stranger dude along with her so they can benaked and afraid *together*.

We’re experiencing a whole new world of...