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Idle Penises and Hotel Sex: A Whirlwind 2013

By Alexa Day

Three months ago today, I joined the crew here at Lady Smut, and what a sexy whirlwind it has been! So far, I’ve been tempted by the lush pleasures of Liz Everly’s CRAVINGS and lost my m/m/m virginity to the holiday hotties in C. Margery Kempe’s MAN CITY: MARTIN. I can’t wait to see what seductive adventures lie under the covers in 2014!

I’ll be back with a shiny new post next Sunday. Until then, check out some of my favorites from the archives of my colleagues.

My year-end reflecti...

Christmas Cheer From Lady Smut

By Elizabeth Shore

Hey, all ye yuletide revelers. Has the eggnog got you bloated? Are you dying to stick a sock in your blabbermouth Uncle Joe? Do you have visions of mall madness dancing in your head as you battle crowds to return that ill-fitting sweater you pretended to love? Don’t despair, Lady Smut’s got your back. Sit back, relax, and browse through some of our titillating posts over the past year to get your engine revved. Those crowds better watch out after you’re done reading.

Merry...

Santa Baby,

Hey amazing readers–

Lady Smut is wishing you a fabulous, glorious, Christmas. Whether you’re out doing good works or at home making holiday happen, we’ll be thinking of you over the break. We’ll be back on January 5th to bring you more sexy joy. In the mean time, we’ll be posting some “best of”s occasionally so you can sneak a look at some Lady Smut posts you might have missed.

From all of us to all of you –

Merry Christmas!

Alexa Day

Liz Everly

Madeline Iva

C. Margery Kempe

Kiersten Hallie Krum

Eliz...

Sexy Saturday Round-Up

Photo by Dollen

Hello Sexy! Are you ready for the Holiday! Whew, boy we are all hungering for a little down time. When you get a chance look over the nuggets of blogs post we found for your this week. Happy Holidays from Lady Smut! Enjoy!

From Liz:

Things we don’t want to see in RomCom.

Kristin Lamb writes a series of blog posts on horror writers you’ve probably never heard of. Here’s the first one.

Kim Harrison offers a Christmas poem.

Tracy Chevalier on less is more in writing.

From CMK:

Fierce g...

Yuletide

by C. Margery Kempe

This time of year has a long history of celebrations for about as long as humans have been around — in fact, probably before that, too. I’m sure any creature would find itself grateful for the return of the light. After weeks of the days getting shorter and the nights longer, passing the winter solstice brings a return of hope — hope that winter will not last forever that spring will return again.

That sense of promise that comes with the passing of the darkest day is someth...

Visit to the Land Down Under: Q&A With Hope Tarr

Jenna Jameson’s bio “How To Make Love Like a Porn Star” talks about the upside and downside of stripping and the porn industry. Wonder if Jameson is as sweet to work with as she’s portrayed in her bio? (which is sometimes not very sweet at all.)

by Madeline Iva

Greetings, kittens! We’ve got Hope Tarr with us today, talking about the land down under, ahem! in more ways than one.

MADELINE IVA: Hope, youwrite historical, contemporary, and you’ve written for Harlequin. Are these the three faces of H...

Rolling Around Naked In The Snow

Like this, except in the snow

By Elizabeth Shore

I’m headed off to Finland tomorrow for Christmas with family. Despite the fact that it’s cold and dark there, it’s a good time. Friends, family, great food, incredible pastries, and icy cold vodka. Oh, and there’s also an opportunity to get naked, plunge headfirst into a snowbank, and roll around like a dog in heat. It’s sauna time, baby!

Invented by the Finns thousands of years ago, saunas are as much a part of tradition there as watching footbal...

Add a Little Nipple to your Holiday Treats

Photo by Denise Mattox.

In SAFFRON NIGHTS, Maeve is served a delicious little dessert called Shanti’s Nipples. The woman serving them is Shanti herself, which gives Maeve a bit of a shock. But Shanti explains they are known as the Nipples of Venus to the rest of the world. These were featured in two movies—Amadeus and Chocolat. Aren’t they lovely? (and don’t you KNOW that my chocolate freak, Sasha, in CRAVINGS would love this little decadent treat!)

This is a photo of the more traditional made...

Happy Ho Ho Ho To You

As sure as Christmas trees and Christmas movies in the holiday season are the Christmas adverts.We love ‘em; we hate ‘em. We share ‘em; we deride them. We laugh. We cry. Let’s face it, we usually buy.

The “WestJet Holiday Miracle” is the talk of the holiday advertising buzz on the Interwebs. I guess 25 million youtube views can’t be wrong. Well, they can be, but this time, they’re worthy. Clever and sweet, it personifies the spirit of giving as WestJet employees race to fulfill the unfettered...

Cunning Linguists and Mother Tongues: Hot Accented English

By Alexa Day

More than money, more than power, more than almost anything else a man has – an accent has the power to draw women like a magnet. The only thing hotter than the sound of accented English might be the magic of foreign language itself. But why does it work so well? I’ve got a couple of theories.

It forces you to focus on his mouth. Tight Teutonic sibilance, the languid flow of French, lush, lip-curling Jamaican ease, they each make a man’s mouth work a little differently. More proof...