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Five Funny Men who “Tickle” My Funny Bone (or make me laugh and I might f–k you)

by Liz Everly

Much can be said about what attracts one person to another. Physique. Intellect. Kindness. And so on. All of those ingredients are important. But for me, what sends me over the top is a guy that can make me laugh. My first husband was one of the funniest men I’ve ever met. My current husband is also very funny in a completely different way (of course, honey, in case you are reading). And most of the men in my life have been extremely funny.

And here’s the thing: I think most women...

Sex After Kids

Intimacy and romance are rarely, if ever, the same thing. Every couple with children has horror stories about the unromantic struggle to juggle an intimate sexual life with the time demands and new responsibilities of mommy and daddyhood. There’s not a lot of sexy that comes covered in baby spittle.

Welcome to the new independent Canadian filmSex After Kids.

Written and directed by Jeremy LaLonde and produced by LaLonde and Jennifer Liao (and successfully co-funded through an indigogo crowd-sou...

An Open Letter from Alexa Day on Buying Your Honey a Valentine’s Sex Toy

Gentlemen:

It’s come to my attention that some of you have not yet purchased a Valentine’s Day gift for your ladies. I think most of you are making plans instead of exchanging gifts. I know that some of you think you don’t have to do anything. Last year, I wrote an open letter about why it’s not a good idea to skip the holiday altogether; you might want to have a look at that.

If you’re one of our frequent male visitors, though, my guess is that you’re having a slightly different problem. You m...

Sexy Saturday Round-Up

Photo by Dollen.

Hello, Sexy! We’ve got some great blog posts for you to read this week. Interested in orgasms, anybody? We’ve got two interesting posts just about orgasms. yes, that’s right. Plus, so much more. Take a look!

From Liz:

What makes a romance novel?

The different levels of orgasm. (Yes, you read that right.)

Does a more equal marriage mean less sex? The New York Times weighs in with a lengthy but fascinating article.

From Elizabeth:

55 health reasons to have orgasms (and the more the me...

Getting Medieval on Love

By C. Margery Kempe

The lyf so short, the craft so long to lerne…

You know the drill: hearts, flowers, chocolates. Great if you’re in a relationship, but often not so great if you’re not. Many a lonely soul on Valentine’s Day wonders: How did all this insanity get started?

Well, you can blame the Middle Ages for a lot of it. Sure, St. Valentine himself was really a third century Roman martyr, clubbed to death and then beheaded (not a propitious start for the holiday, eh?). The holiday itself, ho...

Blissed Out: Bedded Bliss, A Couple’s Guide to Lust Ever After

by Madeline Iva

Before talking about this new book BEDDED BLISS from Cleis Press and edited by Kristina Wright, I wanted to say something about this OTHER work I read recently –

In the OTHER work I read, a woman hid her erotic books from her husband, who suspected she was hiding something–like an affair. Then they had an agonizing drama as they made various mis-assumptions about what was going on, until finally they sat down and had a horribly awkward conversation about her book collection and...

Screw Jogging – I’m Gonna Sexercise

By Elizabeth Shore

I live in a cold climate. Not as cold as where I was born and raised, but damn cold enough. Over the past few weeks it’s been single digits in the morning and at six a.m., it’s still dark. So what do I find myself doing? Taking a plunge in hell, as far as I’m concerned, because I’m out there jogging. It’s freezing, it’s dark, and I’m miserable. It’s enough to make me ditch my hopes for health and tear open a jumbo bag of Cheetos. But not so fast! I just learned there’s a bet...

Hiatus

By Liz Everly

I’m off this week due to some pressing business for my other writing self.

Check out some of my previous blog posts and don’t forget to subscribe to Lady Smut. C’mon. You know you want to….

Shut up and F–k Me

Becoming Liz Everly

Five Gay Men I Lust For

Photo by Suran.

Stay Hungry,

Liz

When It’s Not About Sex

by Kiersten Hallie Krum

We’re a sex-positive culture here at Lady Smut (in case the name itself wasn’t your first clue.) I believe it’s equally important to discuss the abuses of sex when and where appropriate. This is why I’ve decided to use my weekly slot to highlight and discuss the firestorm that ignited this weekend with the publication of Dylan Farrow’s open letter on the New York Times.

At this time, I’d like to give all readers a trigger warning about the discussion in this post and the...

Nobody’s Done It Since: How May Day Changed My Game

I thought James *had* met his match. Too bad everyone else thought it was Stacey Sutton.

By Alexa Day

My love affair with James Bond ended when the Powers That Be sent Pierce Brosnan packing. The affair began with Roger Moore. The year was 1985, the film was A View to a Kill, and I was 12.

I think a woman develops a certain affection for her first Bond, but Sir Roger, as much as I love him, is not the reason I adore this movie. For a preteen girl trying to figure out where on earth she belonged...