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December 8, 2009

Tortured soul. Thankfully not me.

Thankfully, I have never been forced to endure this kind of angst in the process of editing my books.   

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Published on December 08, 2009 02:58

December 7, 2009

Broken eggs are always funny

I went to a place called Kidcity Children's Museum with my wife and daughter this weekend.  It's a giant indoor play area for kids, with rooms designed around certain themes like a sailing ship, an undersea world, and a fishery (magnet fish running throughout the room on conveyor belts!).   

One of the rooms is designed to look like a farm, and among the many activities in the room is one involving eggs that are surprisingly life-like.

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As I watched my daughter play with them, I...

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Published on December 07, 2009 18:25

December 6, 2009

Bad Santa

Have you ever  noticed that if a department store Santa Claus is not spot-on perfect, with a round belly, a perfectly tailored suit, rosy cheeks and a twinkle in his eye, he looks drunk? 

Santa is not something that can be done half-heartedly.  It must be done all the way or not at all.

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Published on December 06, 2009 10:03

A war of words inside my head

Another gem from Nathan Bransford in regards to responding to a manuscript critique:

"If you find yourself getting mad it's probably because your editor/critique partner is right."

Thankfully, the editorial process for my first two books was relatively simple.  Both were "light edits" (my editor's words) and I adored the person with whom I was working.  But it's the process that I go through with my agent (which most assuredly makes the editorial process easier) that can give rise to the...

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Published on December 06, 2009 08:05

December 5, 2009

Available for pre-order

Amazon is now listing UNEXPECTEDLY, MILO, my second novel, which will be released on August 3 of next year.

This release date was actually news to me, but I assume the good people at Amazon have it correct. 

Place your pre-orders now!

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Published on December 05, 2009 18:04

Potato chips, dead people and armed barbers

CHICKEN SHACK, the working title of the book that I am currently writing, features a combination funeral home and friend chicken restaurant.  The idea came to me while driving through my hometown of Blackstone, Massachusetts one day with my wife. 

Blackstone, a tiny town on the border of Massachusetts and Rhode Island, had a population of about 5,000 people when I was growing up in the 1980s, and the only thing that the town was known for was their potato chips:

Blackstone Potato Chips

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Published on December 05, 2009 07:39

December 4, 2009

Overconfidence

Last month Nathan Bransford wrote a post centering on five lessons that he has learned about writing from watching reality television.  It's an amusing and insightful piece, and I thought his first lesson was the most pertinent:

"Overconfidence is your greatest adversary." 

As a published author, I have received many requests from fledgling writers asking for help in the publishing world.  I often find this shocking considering how much I still need to learn and how relatively...

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Published on December 04, 2009 03:24

December 3, 2009

This could work

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Published on December 03, 2009 17:52

Resolution update: November 2009

In January of this year, I established a list of twelve New Year's resolutions.  At the end of each month, I report on my progress as a means of holding myself accountable.

1. Finish my second novel before my birthday in mid February.

Done since mid-February, sold in June, and revisions completed in September.  I have since returned my attention to book #3, which I would like to have finished in 2009.

2. Live a healthier lifestyle. Specifically:

· At least thirty minutes of aerobic...

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Published on December 03, 2009 02:32

December 2, 2009

You can put lipstick on a pig

A couple years ago, I wrote about my distrust of flowery, ostentatious names, as well as any name that attempts to make something sound more cosmopolitan or international than it actually is. At the time, my issue was with the Chilean sea bass:

I wrote:

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In this spirit of distrust, I questioned the authenticity of the Chilean sea bass a couple of nights ago at dinner.

"That name sounds like total marketing to me. How can a sea bass even hail from Chili? What if it is caught...

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Published on December 02, 2009 20:10