Chris Braak's Blog, page 11
September 2, 2013
Thoughts on Labor Day
braak It’s not real hard to figure out why the labor movement in the US is probably doomed in perpetuity. It’s built right into the way we think about labor. Watch, we’ll do a thought experiment. So, the way that the Free Market is supposed to work is that different economic actors want different things […]
Published on September 02, 2013 06:32
August 22, 2013
Cloning John Lennon: The Case Against
This particular tooth, upon which mad science is about to be zapped, is a rotten molar Lennon lost in the early 60’s and gave to his housekeeper (y’know, like you do), who gave it to her son and yada yada yada now a Canadian cloning enthusiast has it.
Published on August 22, 2013 07:00
August 7, 2013
I Play Video Games Sometimes – Thoughts on Deadpool, Tomb Raider and Assassin’s Creed 3
Holland Deadpool I managed to bang through Deadpool in a week. Not even a week of furious game-playing. Just an hour or two a night. Yes, it was on Easy, but then I wasn’t looking for a challenge, just some fun. It’s what I like about Activision’s Marvel games – they’re pretty straight-forward. You play […]
Published on August 07, 2013 07:00
August 3, 2013
Dramaturgery: Wolverine 3: Madripoor Drift
braak The Wolverine was pretty okay, but I think we can all agree that there was room for improvement, and I think we all know what that improvement is. To that effect, I am going to write a treatment for the third installment of the Wolverine series. I am actually torn between this title and […]
Published on August 03, 2013 06:29
August 1, 2013
Harry Potter and the Endless Domestic Drama
Harry Potter just turned thirty-three. Threat Quality Press has received THIS exclusive outline for the next seven books of his adventures. Harry Potter and the Glengarry Plot Some years after the Battle of Hogwarts. Ginny has left the Hollyrood Harpies to care for her family. Harry is taking a creative writing class at the […]
Published on August 01, 2013 09:14
July 28, 2013
Chris versus the Movies: The Wolverine
braak Here’s the thing. I actually don’t know if I’m in the tank for Wolverine or not. As I have written, Wolverine is one of my favorite characters. But am I the kind of fan who is going to like his favorite character no matter what, or the kind of fan who is never going […]
Published on July 28, 2013 15:37
July 26, 2013
Comics Primer: Wolverine
Holland Here’s the thing about Wolverine: It’s actually pretty hard to do an outright BAD story with him, because as a character, he is remarkably easy to get a handle on. A lot of writers get these weird anxiety attacks over how “hard” it is to write Superman, which is basically how things like Man […]
Published on July 26, 2013 09:00
July 25, 2013
Saving Hollywood Movies with Moon Knight
The tale of a terrifying badass putting on disguises to get what he wants, from people who deserve to have it taken from them.
Published on July 25, 2013 09:00
July 23, 2013
Dramaturgery: Wonder Woman
braak You know, it’s more than a little bonkers that we’re going to see Rocket Raccoon and Groot the Sentient Tree in the movies before we see Wonder Woman, that we got two Tomb Raider movies and an adaptation of a board game, they’re going to do Batman vs. Superman and probably the Flash, a […]
Published on July 23, 2013 19:52
July 18, 2013
Dramaturgery: Man of Steel 2: 2 Man, 2 Steelious
For Dramaturgery this time, I’m going to forgo dramaturgering Man of Steel, since plenty, PLENTY of people have already worked on it, and Holland has already stolen my gimmick title. INSTEAD, I am going to use my INVINCIBLE ATOMIC INTELLECT to put together a treatment for the sequel to Man of Steel (Man of Steel […]
Published on July 18, 2013 12:18


