David Erik Nelson's Blog, page 27

Summarize Your Marriage in a Single Woodcut

This isn’t me and my wife, but straight talk: this is totally 100% me and my wife (source is the artist Rothmansmoker)...

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this is my birthday goat

not that this is my birthday; that happened ages ago. i just failed to share the goat a friend shared with me in honor of my Nativity back when she did so. i’m remedying that error now.

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Pumpkin🎃 Spice🌶 Season Again Already?

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The first 56 seconds of this video saved my life 😂

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BILLIONAIRES

A few weeks back I was walking the dog when it dawned on me that a billionaire could give away $1 million each week for a year, and he (yes, HE) would still be a billionaire at the end of that year[1] And a billionaire is practically a pauper. If Jeff Bezos did this for 1,000 years—if he gave away $1 million every week for 52 weeks each year over the course of 1,000 years—he’.

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Tough Turban looks boss as Hell!!!

I literally love everything about this: I love it when advances in manufacturing and design technology are used to democratize freedom I love it when anything is free (as in beer) for non-commercial useI love non-Newtonian fluids and foamsAnd, as someone in a similarly minuscule minority (Sikhs are ~1.5% of Canada; Jews are ~2% of the U.S.), I love it when folks in the majority dispense with their...

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“Why isn’t there a cereal for goth kids?”

It’s a valid question.

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Hieronymus Bosch Butt Music ♬♫♪

From the artist: “Music printed on the butt of one of the tortured souls in the 15th Century Hieronymus Bosch painting “The Garden of Earthly Delights” , Played on (What else?) Lute, Harp, and Hurdy-Gurdy by James Spalink. The melody is based on the transcription by Amelia Hamrick. The intro and outro employ the “Devil’s Interval”, and the last couple of...

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Seems facile…

but is actually sorta fun and worth it, ultimately. Recommended way to use 11 minutes you’ll never get back, no matter how long you sit in that Lay-Z-Boy of yours.

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This is a fun little film…

but just a reminder to my American readers: We already live in this reality. This country isn’t just full of guns; it’s full of ammunition. If you have access to even a single bullet, you are $10 and a trip to the hardware store from making a wonderfully lethal weapon: unserialized, untraceable, highly concealable, nearly foolproof. You won’t be doing any civil massacres with a hardware-store...

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