Lawrence R. Spencer's Blog, page 78
August 24, 2022
Q IS (A) GOD
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Q IS A GOD! (JUST LIKE BACK IN THE GOOD OLE DAYS….)
WAYS TO MAINTAIN HEALTHY INSANITY AT WORK
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Sexual Favors”
7. Finish All Your Sentences With “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
8. Don’t Use Any Punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party because You’re Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won! I Won!”
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling
“Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”
20. Copy this and Send an E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.. It’s Called Therapy…
ANIMATED MONDAY
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Here is a new feature on my Blog…. Animated Monday!!! I love animated GIFs. I used to have a Widget in the right sidebar on this Blog to feature some of my favorites. However, the images take too long to download and it slows down the whole site. Instead, I will post a few of my favorite GIFs on Monday. What else do you have to do at the office? Maybe this will bring a few seconds of pointless amusement into your life. Enjoy
August 23, 2022
LIFE IS JUST A RIDE
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Bill Hicks was a comedic prophet like George Carlin, but a lot more intense. This video tribute to his short life cuts straight to the chase. Enjoy in Peace.
#DUMBDOWNED IN #ELECTRONIC #OBLIVIONLAND
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Cell phones, pads, pods, social networks, Tweets, posts, texts, computers, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It’s just a part of the dumbing-down process that banksters, global corporations and military/congressional complex have been dreaming about for decades. It’s happening right here, right now, right in the palm of your hand. Mindless masses of working-class consumers, tax-paying, militaristic, media addicts. The NWO has you right where they want you: #Dumbdowned in #Electronic #OblivionLand.
August 22, 2022
EARTH SEEN THROUGH THE EYES OF SATELLITES
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This NASA video shows the Earth through the “eyes” of a combination of satellites that measure and record various parts of the electromagnetic spectrum and are above or below the visible spectrum of human eyesight. This enables us to see a much more complete image of of the interactive currents of weather and other atmospheric phenomenon. NASA claims the video (from 2006) is “evidence” that global warming is real and the aerosol pollution from Asia is responsible. Of course they don’t mention anything about the pollution from the US, or the influence of HAARP to artificially control weather patterns! The imagery is fascinating, with or without the “agenda” of corporations and governments who hope to profit from the spurious mythology of “global warming”.
August 19, 2022
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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“The CIA owns everyone of any significance in the major media.” – William Colby, former CIA director
“We’ll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false.” – William Casey, CIA Director (from first staff meeting, 1981)
“Deception is a state of mind and the mind of the State.” – James Angleton, head of CIA counter intelligence from 1954-1974
“I never would have agreed to the formulation of the Central Intelligence Agency back in forty-seven, if I had known it would become the American Gestapo.” – Harry S. Truman
“The individual is handicapped by coming face-to-face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists.” – J. Edgar Hoover, ex-FBI director on the New World Order conspiracy
“If the American people knew what we have done, they would string us up from the lamp posts.” – George H. W. Bush (helped assassinate JFK)
” I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the winds.” – John F. Kennedy
“There is no such thing, at this date of the world’s history, in America, as an independent press. You know it and I know it. There is not one of you who dares to write your honest opinions, and if you did, you know beforehand that it would never appear in print. I am paid weekly for keeping my honest opinion out of the paper I am connected with. Others of you are paid similar weekly salaries for similar things, and any of you who would be so foolish as to write honest opinions would be out on the streets looking for another job. If I allowed my honest opinions to appear in one issue of my paper, before twenty-four hours my occupation would be gone. The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth; to lie outright; to pervert; to vilify; to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press? We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities, and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes.” – John Swinton, former New York Times Chief of Staff
August 18, 2022
ARTISTIC MYTHOLOGY
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Artistic Mythology incorrectly attributes the statement, “Beware of artists….” to Queen Victoria. Artists often consider themselves to be “revolutionaries” whom the wealthy and powerful “royalty” of Earth should fear. So, they adopted this statement as a “battle cry” against tyranny of the state and persecution of the “artist”.
Factually, Queen Elizabeth, did not make this statement, although she most likely shared the sentiment with her Uncle, King Leopold II of Belgium, who expressed it in a similar statement (below). In reality, artists are seldom revolutionaries, and are the most likely to be paid whores and propagandists in service of the “royal agenda”. For example, how many Hollywood films have you seen that are threatening to the rich and powerful, much less “revolutionary”? (Answer = 0 )
(Leopold II — King of Belgium, like Queen Victoria, were members of the self-appointed “royal family” who are Caucasian, Fascist, Imperialists. Unfortunately, they are worshiped by the peasants, and glorified by artists, who empower them to invade, murder and enslave other people, life forms, property and natural resources of Earth for personal financial gain, power and control.)
Leopold II (9 April 1835 – 17 December 1909) was the King of the Belgians, and is chiefly remembered for the founding and exploitation of the Congo Free State.
Queen Victoria (24 May 1819 – 22 January 1901) was the monarch of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and Empress of India from 20 June 1837 until her death.
A letter to Queen Victoria of England from her Uncle, The King of the Belgians, 10th October 1845:
“My Dearest Victoria, —
. . . All you say about our dear Albert, whom I love like my own child, is perfectly true. The attacks, however unjust, have but one advantage, that of showing the points the enemy thinks weakest and best calculated to hurt. This , being the case, Anson, without boring A. with daily accounts which in the end become very irksome, should pay attention to these very points, and contribute to avoid what may be turned to account by the enemy. To hop to escape censure and calumny is next to impossible, but whatever is considered by the enemy as a fit subject for attack is better modified or avoided. The dealings with artists, for instance, require great prudence; they are acquainted with all classes of society, and for that very reason dangerous; they are hardly ever satisfied, and when you have too much to do with them, you are sure to have des ennuis (trouble) . . .Your devoted Uncle,Leopold R.” (excerpt from “The Letters of Queen Victoria, a Selection from Her Majesty’s Correspondence Between the Years 1837 and 1861″)