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March 26, 2015
SHARKPUNK - The Forbidden Planet Launch!
I am very pleased to be able to announce that
SHARKPUNK
- the anthology of killer shark stories that I've put together - will be launching at Forbidden Planet, London, on Saturday 9th May at 1.00pm GMT.
I shall be there along with publisher Emma Barnes and twelve of the contributing authors - and you're all invited! So please share the Facebook event page, tell all your friends, and if you're in London on 9th May stop by the Shaftesbury Avenue store and say "Hi!" and (even better) buy the book! :-)
I shall be there along with publisher Emma Barnes and twelve of the contributing authors - and you're all invited! So please share the Facebook event page, tell all your friends, and if you're in London on 9th May stop by the Shaftesbury Avenue store and say "Hi!" and (even better) buy the book! :-)

Published on March 26, 2015 14:33
March 25, 2015
The Sharkpunk Interview - Jonathan Oliver

Sharkpunk: What, do you think, is the reason for people's enduring fascination with sharks?
Jonathan Oliver: They feel very alien, despite the fact that they are earth-based creatures and I suppose, in many ways, they represents the mysteries of the sea, the draw of the depths.
SP: What was the inspiration behind your story Peter and the Invisible Shark?
JO: Short answer is: I have no idea. I just started writing and made it up as I went along. I knew that I didn’t want to have the story set in the sea, bizarre as that may sound, and I struck on the idea of it being a story about haunting early on. But mostly, I just made it up as I went along.

SP: What challenges, or surprises, did you encounter in writing your story?
JO: I suppose the main challenge was making the symbolic, real. To make the threat feel genuine and disturbing, when so much is about an individual who is disturbed. I think there’s enough ambiguity in the story that it allows for different readings.
SP: If you had to pick a favourite shark, which would it be?
JO: Jaws. Though I realise that’s terribly boring. The original and the best.
SP: Do you have a favourite fictional shark (in books, comics, films, or video games)?
JO: See above.
SP: Apart from your story in Sharkpunk, what's coming next from Jon Oliver?
JO: I have a short story appearing in a Jurassic London publication at some point in the future, and I’ll be collaborating on a novel later in the year.
Thanks, Jon!

You can find him online at www.jonoliverwriter.blogspot.co.uk
and on Twitter as @JonOlivereditor.
Published on March 25, 2015 06:00
March 23, 2015
The Sharkpunk Interview - Josh Reynolds

Sharkpunk: What, do you think, is the reason for people's enduring fascination with sharks?
Josh Reynolds: Can I say pants-wetting terror? No, but seriously, I'd guess its for the same reason that people are fascinated by wolves, bears, and any other animal big enough to eat us. There's a thin line between fear and fascination.
SP: What was the inspiration behind your story, Deep Red Bells?
JR: Mostly, I just really, really wanted to write about a ghost-shark... I'm a simple man, really.
SP: What challenges, or surprises, did you encounter in writing your story?
JR: The same as always, really. I know the beginning, I know the ending, but that bit in the middle? That bit's the annoying part of the whole deal.
SP: If you had to pick a favourite shark, which would it be?
JR: I like hammerheads. They're just so freaky looking. Like, you know, one of those things... its a tool?... you use it to hammer things?...a wrench, that's it! They look like wrenches. Freaky.

SP: Do you have a favourite fictional shark (in books, comics, films, or video games)?
JR: Hookjaw. Hookjaw is the best.
SP: What's coming next from Josh Reynolds?
JR: The third Royal Occultist novel, The Infernal Express, will be out later this year. It finds St. Cyprian and Gallowglass (the protagonists from Deep Red Bells) aboard the Orient Express, fighting to keep the skull of the world's most infamous sanguinary aristocrat out of the hands of vampires, secret agents and a Satanic cult. If readers want to catch up on all of the occult action before then, they should feel free to check out the first two books in the series, The Whitechapel Demon and The Jade Suit of Death, both available on Amazon.com or from the online retailer of your choice!

And if, after finishing Deep Red Bells, you’re interested in reading more about Charles St. Cyprian and the Royal Occultist, make sure to check out http://royaloccultist.wordpress.com/.
Published on March 23, 2015 10:00
Thought for the Day

1. Get drunk
2. Get angry
3. Get writing"
~ BSFA Award-winning novelist, Gareth L Powell
Published on March 23, 2015 02:00
March 21, 2015
Sharkpunk Saturday - Al Ewing and Sarah Peploe

Sharkpunk: What, do you think, is the reason for people's enduring fascination with sharks?
Al Ewing and Sarah Peploe: Due to the anti-shark propaganda of Hollyweird, sharks are primarily known for their violent consumption of people. Like most people, we're fascinated with anything that wants to violently consume us or otherwise end our sweet lives. Hence our continuing interest in sharks, and also the Truckasaurus, which waits.
Sharkpunk: What was the inspiration behind your story 'YOU ARE THE SHARK'?
AE: We were in the pub, discussing collaborating, and I remembered an arcade machine from the early days of video gaming in which YOU WERE THE SHARK, which I'd read about in The Winner's Book Of Video Games, a bizarre tome devoted to achieving the highest score possible in the games available back then. It was full of Pac-Man patterns, tips to win Space Invaders (shoot the aliens, shockingly) and other junk of the era. So we figured that might be a good angle to approach the shark element.
SP: I grew up in Norwich, so I spent a fair bit of the summers (and winters and autumns and springs) in the various resorts along the Norfolk coast. I’ve always loved the sea, and more specifically the seaside. The British seaside, nothing compares to it. The meeting of the sand and sea and sky, Victorian architecture and neon, the forces of nature and civilisation, the illuminations and the limitless, salted dark. Hale knew. Also where else you gonna get an ice cream donut? But there’s also poverty, xenophobia, economic uncertainty, the North f*cking Sea in January. You can’t romanticise or sugarcoat that. Anyway I suggested the seaside setting, as this arcade game sounded like it’d be at home in the amusement arcades I used to like trawling around. Then we got to thinking about the kind of child who’d be attracted to this game, to the control and certainty and departure from reality that its name promised. The kind who’d have the tenacity (and maybe a dearth of alternatives) to keep playing and playing...
Sharkpunk: What challenges, or surprises, did you encounter in writing your story?
AE: It was fun to collaborate in a way we hadn't before - we ended up doing chunks of writing separately and sending it to each other, which we think is how Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman did it. Then we'd mutually edit and offer suggestions until the piece was ready to send off. One thing I tried to do was give the arcade machine a sense of reality without veering too far into dull Winner's Book Of Video Games-style descriptions of how to win at it - only the reader will know if I succeeded there.
SP: As for challenges, I was at work at the time, so often I'd be working STEALTH!, sneakily writing while sitting at one of the work computers in between issuing books/organizing book groups/wishing a protracted death on anyone who ever had a hand in the Universal Jobsmatch website. Also, we were writing about a lonely, alienated young female character, but I reeeaally didn't want to go all Exceptional Girl with her. I was excruciatingly aware that the scene in the kiosk could easily be all "Aw, isn't our protagonist just so Interesting and Special and Ravenclaw compared to this other bint?" So I hope we invested the other characters with enough agency and humanity to avoid that, but not detract from the main character's feelings of isolation.
Sharkpunk: If you had to pick a favourite shark, which would it be?
AE: I don't know if we have a favourite species. Hammerheads are fun.
Sharkpunk: Do you have a favourite fictional shark (in books, comics, films, or video games)?
AE: My favourite shark is Gums, the shark from the old kids comic Buster, who was a shark with false teeth who kept losing them, rendering him harmless. He was a figure of fun for cruel fish and was helped, or possibly hindered, by an octopus friend who I seem to remember wore a hat? I don't have a very good memory of this character considering he's supposed to be my favourite shark.
SP: Right Shark. He learns the choreography, turns up on time and discharges his duties to the best of his ability but does anyone turn him into a meme? There's no justice this side of Heaven.
Sharkpunk: Apart from your story in Sharkpunk, what's coming next from Al Ewing and Sarah Peploe?
SP: I'm part of a small press comics co-op called Mindstain Comics. We'll be exhibiting our special blend of excoriating dystopian scifi, psychological thrillers and vegetable-based juvenilia at various conventions across the UK this year... Other than that I don't know. Keep firing stories off and see which stick. Just like always.
AE: I've got some stuff coming up for Marvel - probably the biggest thing is a trio of Avengers specials where various Avengers of the past fight Ultron in the future. It's called ULTRON FOREVER, and it should be about right for kids from eight to eighty. And above, centenarians!
Thanks, guys!


Published on March 21, 2015 03:00
March 20, 2015
Gamebook Friday: Steve Jackson's The Trolltooth Wars Kickstarter - a guest post by P J Montgomery

But, if you’re reading this, you probably already know that.

I’m also a huge fan of comics. This passion began a bit later, with my first issue of X-Men, but it’s burned just as fiercely. It’s a unique medium, combining clever writing and visual storytelling like no other. Comics have the potential to tell amazing stories which feed the imagination, just as well as any novel, while providing stunning images without the budgetary limits which can cause a film or television show to fall short.
Combining comics with Fighting Fantasy feels like an obvious idea to me, and where better to start than The Trolltooth Wars? It’s actually a very visual novel, thanks to Jackson’s clear and descriptive prose, combined with some excellent illustrations by FF legend Russ Nicholson. I’d had the idea to turn it into a comic a while back, but it was only last year that I actually did anything about it, and fired off an e-mail enquiring about the possibility of putting a graphic novel together. Fast forward to now, and a full script has been written, and is in the process of being illustrated by talented comic artist Gavin Mitchell.
Gavin and I have plenty of experience creating comics between us, having worked together previously on the South Wales set horror comedy, Stiffs. I’ve also contributed to the superhero anthology title The Pride Adventures, while Gavin has provided art for books like '80s horror mash-up The Samurai Slasher, and superhero book The Pride, the parent book of The Pride Adventures. So we know what it takes to produce a quality comic. The only thing currently standing in our way, is funding.
As such, we’re in the middle of running a Kickstarter with the aim of raising the money to release the comic later on this year. The money raised is all going into the book, and while we’ve had a good start, we’re not there yet. I love Kickstarter. I think it’s a brilliant site, which can help with the creation of excellent projects which may not otherwise see the light of day. I’ve backed plenty of campaigns myself (including You Are The Hero , naturally), and always enjoyed being part of a campaign, and never been disappointed with the end results. We’re hoping to provide our backers with a similar experience.

Backing the campaign will get you any of a number of rewards, including badges, prints, wallpapers for your computer, and copies of the book. There’s also the chance to get copies signed by me and Gavin, copies sketched in by Gavin, and limited edition copies signed by Steve Jackson! There are even reward levels which will get you a signed copy of You Are The Hero , and, right at the top end, the chance to be drawn into the book, appearing as one of the residents of Titan!

We’d love it if you could back the campaign, and get all of your friends to do so as well. We’re really excited by this book, and hope you will be too.
Help us make it a reality, and as far as we’re concerned, you really are the hero.
Published on March 20, 2015 01:00
March 19, 2015
The Book of the Dead - One-Day Giveaway

In honour of the occasion, and a very remarkable lady, Jurassic London is making its Egyptologically-inspired anthology of short stories The Book of the Dead , available for free for 24 hours on Amazon.
The collection contains my own catchily-titled Egyptian death and the afterlife: mummies (Rooms 62-3), which, unusually for me, is a love story.
Published on March 19, 2015 00:00
March 18, 2015
SHARKPUNK - The Stories
Here's the long-awaited table of contents for
SHARKPUNK
- the forthcoming anthology of killer shark stories coming from Snowbooks this May! Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water...
Peter and the Invisible Shark, Jonathan Oliver Blood in the Water, Den Patrick The Lickspittle Leviathan, David Lee Stone Sharkadelic, Ian WhatesShirley, Amy & Andy Taylor Deep Black Space, Toby Frost The Shark in the Heart, David Tallerman Deep Red Bells, Josh Reynolds Sharkcop 2: Feeding Frenzy, Alec Worley Sharkbait, Richard Salter Goblin, Kim Lakin-Smith Blood Relations, Andrew Lane Feast of the Shark God, C L Werner Le Shark, Laurel Sills The Serial Killer Who Thought She Was a Shark, Jenni Hill Rise of the Übershark, Robert Spalding Swimming with the Fishes, Steven Savile Ambergris, Kit Cox Silent Waters, Running Deep, Gary McMahon YOU ARE THE SHARK, Al Ewing & Sarah Peploe

Peter and the Invisible Shark, Jonathan Oliver Blood in the Water, Den Patrick The Lickspittle Leviathan, David Lee Stone Sharkadelic, Ian WhatesShirley, Amy & Andy Taylor Deep Black Space, Toby Frost The Shark in the Heart, David Tallerman Deep Red Bells, Josh Reynolds Sharkcop 2: Feeding Frenzy, Alec Worley Sharkbait, Richard Salter Goblin, Kim Lakin-Smith Blood Relations, Andrew Lane Feast of the Shark God, C L Werner Le Shark, Laurel Sills The Serial Killer Who Thought She Was a Shark, Jenni Hill Rise of the Übershark, Robert Spalding Swimming with the Fishes, Steven Savile Ambergris, Kit Cox Silent Waters, Running Deep, Gary McMahon YOU ARE THE SHARK, Al Ewing & Sarah Peploe

Published on March 18, 2015 05:00
March 16, 2015
Thought for the Day
Published on March 16, 2015 02:00
March 14, 2015
Sharkpunk Saturday - David Lee Stone

Sharkpunk: What, do you think, is the reason for people's enduring fascination with sharks?
DLS: I think it's the sheer undiluted horror of something that is basically, as Billy Connolly once said, 'a row of teeth and an ar*ehole'. Sharks are plainly terrifying.
SP: What was the inspiration behind your story 'The Lickspittle Leviathan'?
DLS: I hadn't written an Illmoor story for nearly a decade, and I loved the idea of doing something really horrific and yet trying to keep a trace element of humour. Hopefully, I succeeded in doing that.
SP: What challenges, or surprises, did you encounter in writing your story?
DLS: I think the biggest surprise was that I vaguely appalled myself. I'm not a natural horror writer, and I assumed that dashing through the more gruesome scenes quickly would enable me to cope with them better on re-reading. I was wrong.
SP: If you had to pick a favourite shark, which would it be?
DLS: The Hammerhead, because nothing that ugly should be able to come at you quite literally out of the blue... and because it's proof that there have to be at least five different gods who all loved to have a laugh at the creation table.
SP: Do you have a favourite fictional shark (in books, comics, films, or video games)?
DLS: Jaws is the one I most remember, because I still have trouble watching that film. Richard Dreyfus always did a great job of making you believe he was terrified of losing a leg, when he really should have been more worried about losing his hair.
SP: Apart from your story in Sharkpunk, what's coming next from David Lee Stone?
I'm writing a series provisionally called The Underdogs: Heroes of Destiny for Hodder. It's about a group of D&D players who find Pandora's Box and start to take on the powers of their characters. They will publish the first two books in 2016, and the third in 2017. I'm also putting together a new Illmoor collection.
Thanks, David!

The Illmoor Chronicles, which have been translated into many different languages, are currently published in six volumes by Hodder in the UK and Open Road Integrated Media in the USA. They comprise three stand alone novels and a linked trilogy. Short stories from the series are currently published on Amazon by Dead Guys Shoe Ltd, including the original Illmoor short ‘Dullitch Assassins’, which first appeared alongside stories from Terry Pratchett and Tom Sharpe in Peter Haining’s comic fantasy anthology Knights of Madness, published by Orbit, Penguin and Souvenir Press.
David lives in Ramsgate with his wife and two children. He writes a daily blog at www.blokecalleddave.co.uk.
Published on March 14, 2015 02:00