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November 26, 2018
Emulating the graceful swan.
It’s always said that when you see the swan, swimming serenely across the water, you never see the feet paddling frantically to keep it moving. And life is a bit like that. Today there have been times when I could have passed for a gentleman of leisure. This morning I couldn’t fill cake bins …
Published on November 26, 2018 12:14
November 21, 2018
Pontifications on a road less travelled. The bots are alive and well
One of the problems with the internet is that there is just too much information and a high proportion of it is rubbish. And people deluge you with more. In fact they’ve even got bots to do it now. I wrote a blog post on my Tallis Steelyard blog called Garrat Drane and the case …
Published on November 21, 2018 03:44
November 19, 2018
Spot the difference
One of the insults people hand out to builders is “He’s a cowboy.” But in my profession, cowboy is a job specification rather than an insult. Over the years I’ve worked with sheep, pigs, and a very long time ago, poultry. Indeed I’m probably one of the few people living who’s worked in a Second …
Published on November 19, 2018 13:29
November 16, 2018
Still travelling hopefully
I had to go and see somebody on business. Not a pleasure trip, just part of local people earning a living. The problem is, the person I went to see lives in the National Park. They’re only 28 miles away but that trip took over an hour. To be fair, the 10 miles within the …
Published on November 16, 2018 03:55
Sally’s Cafe and Bookstore – New on the Shelves for Christmas – Tallis Steelyard – Six Men in a Boat by Jim Webster
Originally posted on Smorgasbord Blog Magazine:
Delighted to feature the latest release of Jim Webster, Tallis Steelyard – Six Men in a Boat who is currently in the middle of his book launch…. sharing stories from the book on his journey. His books will make terrific gifts this Christmas About the book Instead of his…
Delighted to feature the latest release of Jim Webster, Tallis Steelyard – Six Men in a Boat who is currently in the middle of his book launch…. sharing stories from the book on his journey. His books will make terrific gifts this Christmas About the book Instead of his…
Published on November 16, 2018 03:13
November 10, 2018
Travelling hopefully
A mate of mine commented, “I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my sat nav said, ‘In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.’” I must admit we don’t have a sat nav, we’re map people. I don’t just want to know where I’m going, I want …
Published on November 10, 2018 11:10
October 29, 2018
Stick it on mow tops.
In this case mow is pronounced ‘moo’. A mow is a stack of hay or straw in a barn. It’s just that when my father was a young man, just after the war he worked for a chap who was a really good farmer. Had a good eye for milk cows and ran a …
Published on October 29, 2018 06:27
October 27, 2018
The view from a country churchyard
A funeral is a formal occasion rich with symbolism. Dark clad people stand solemnly, and as they leave you’ll notice that some of the faces are tear-streaked. Yet there is such a thing as a ‘good funeral’ where the stories are told and you catch up with people you haven’t seen for a decade or …
Published on October 27, 2018 07:56
October 23, 2018
Pontifications on a road less travelled. The inexorable march of progress.
A lady I know said, as a throwaway comment, ‘I quite fancy being part of an elite.’ Actually it’s not difficult. Anybody can be a member of an elite. You merely need somebody more deplorable than you to define yourself against. From then on it’s easy. “We’re the young, the dynamic, the future. (Obviously …
Published on October 23, 2018 04:53
October 21, 2018
Pontifications along a road less travelled. Where’s Bobby McGee now?
Funny how things crop up. The lines of the song ‘Me and Bobby McGee’ came to mind, especially the words, “Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.” I suppose it’s my fault for staying awake during a sermon. In case you’ve never heard of the lady who sang it, Janis Joplin, I’ll quote …
Published on October 21, 2018 06:51