Ari Bach's Blog, page 70
February 1, 2017
The smell of Rotten Eggs comes from the same chemical compound that makes Chocolate taste good, the only difference is psychological.
January 31, 2017
The First Reviews
They’re in and overwhelmingly positive!!! If you’ve sent a review in to Facts or my others blogs, and would like them featured here please let me know! I’d love to feature them!
January 26, 2017
"When I die I want V Team to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time."
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Balder
(via incorrectvalhallaquotes)
Oh dear.
January 21, 2017
My friend Emily Pérez just published a book (she's fifteen!) It's called "Yesterday She Was Tiffany" and it's on Amazon for 10.99! You and your followers should definitely check it out!
Amazing! I didn’t even finish writing my first until I was in my 20s. Signal Boost!
How’s the book?
Quite a few people have written in with their thoughts, I’d love to hear more!!! Reviews here or on Amazon are great input and I’m happy to see them, and just to know how you liked the book.
Thank you all who have read the book, and all who will!
January 19, 2017
the-millennial-king:
The Millennial King had made it onto...


The Millennial King had made it onto Amazon’s “Hot New Release” chart!!!
It’s hot! It’s new! It’s released! Check it out!
facts-i-just-made-up:
facts-i-just-made-up:
shadowkat678:
facts...
THE MILLENNIAL KING by Ari BachThe year is 1000 A.D.
The elders are fed up with the new generation. They find the young to be weak and lazy, overprivileged and undermotivated, offended at everything from sexism to racism to the destruction of the environment by kings and their wars. They wander about staring at their seeing stones instead of talking to each other. They can’t find jobs and they blame the feudal system. And God only knows why they love all this new technology like the “hourglass” and the number “zero.”
But the old regime has no idea what’s coming. They’re about to learn that the children growing up in the new millennium are destined for greater things than the old folks ever imagined. The young people they’ve written off as an utter waste will soon take over the world and usher in a new era of magic and justice like nothing the world has ever seen.
The Millennial King is a myth for modern times. Because the classics are for civilizations long dead. Because the so-called modern classics end at Generation X. Because we have never heard a story where we are the heroes.
Now is our time. This is our tale.
My new novella is out now!!!
What? This is REAL? Yes. Give. *makes grabby hands*
Yep, this is a real one. Free sample at the link to prove it :D
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Thank you!!!
January 17, 2017
Amazon.com: The Millennial King eBook
It’s here :)
Presenting the new novella by Ari Bach!
mariah-banks:
Sometimes you just feel the need to see your favorite character breathing heavily and...
Sometimes you just feel the need to see your favorite character breathing heavily and covered in blood
Wait I don’t understand, aren’t all characters always breathing heavily and covered in blood?
(That’s a Valhalla thing not a Millennial King thing, the new novella isn’t violent)
facts-i-just-made-up:
facts-i-just-made-up:
THE MILLENNIAL...
THE MILLENNIAL KING by Ari BachThe year is 1000 A.D.
The elders are fed up with the new generation. They find the young to be weak and lazy, overprivileged and undermotivated, offended at everything from sexism to racism to the destruction of the environment by kings and their wars. They wander about staring at their seeing stones instead of talking to each other. They can’t find jobs and they blame the feudal system. And God only knows why they love all this new technology like the “hourglass” and the number “zero.”
But the old regime has no idea what’s coming. They’re about to learn that the children growing up in the new millennium are destined for greater things than the old folks ever imagined. The young people they’ve written off as an utter waste will soon take over the world and usher in a new era of magic and justice like nothing the world has ever seen.
The Millennial King is a myth for modern times. Because the classics are for civilizations long dead. Because the so-called modern classics end at Generation X. Because we have never heard a story where we are the heroes.
Now is our time. This is our tale.
And once for the morning crowd, check out my new novella that came out today!!!


