Ari Bach's Blog, page 4
August 24, 2025
This includes some videos here like the “cold reading,” I can repost it native to tumblr at some…
Fuck YouTube To HellNot unreality, not a joke-
In addition to Google/YouTube’s support for American fascism, YouTube constantly recommends racist and transphobic videos, advertises medical scams, and uses AI to modify user videos without permission. As such I will not be using it further. Some of my video-embedded fact posts will no longer work as a result, sorry.
All my videos have been deleted from this atrocity of a site, you can view my movies like Jealous Gods only on Vimeo, here is my channel-
This includes some videos here like the “cold reading,” I can repost it native to tumblr at some point.
August 23, 2025
And then that note becomes the opening of the novel.
sometimes you try nine different starts while writing a scene and then verbatim type [[bitch just come back once you remember how to write]] into the document and move on
And then that note becomes the opening of the novel.
August 21, 2025
Many are graphics, too and here is my favorite. I have no memory of why I have (made?) it.
my five beautiful mysterious daughters. I don’t know who you are and I’m kind of scared to find out
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My 592 mysterious daughters. Not even exaggerating.
And yes, they smork weed.
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Many are graphics, too and here is my favorite. I have no memory of why I have (made?) it.
My 592 mysterious daughters. Not even exaggerating.
my five beautiful mysterious daughters. I don’t know who you are and I’m kind of scared to find out
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My 592 mysterious daughters. Not even exaggerating.
And yes, they smork weed.
Honorary Umberto Ancestor
August 14, 2025
Calling all authors!!!
US-based writers: don’t miss out on getting into the class action suit against Anthropic / LibGenApparently the deadline is tomorrow. (See the Bluesky posting over here for useful URLs.)
…Just doublechecked my entries in their database. They scraped essentially everything I’ve ever written. And confused Diane Wynne Jones with me, ffs. …FUCKERS.
If you are US-based, get yourself on that list. Here’s its URL:
Anthropic Authors’ Rights Class Action – Author Contact Page – Lieff Cabraser
THE DEADLINE IS TOMORROW (AUGUST 15TH). I’m on their list with ELEVEN of my works stolen. Check the database and get yourself on this form.
Calling all authors!!!
August 12, 2025
2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)
2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)
unfortunately some people on twitter are very literally already there
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Same genre I fear
The ideal book is 500 blank pages which act as a safe space that allows the reader full control over the narrative without running the risk of nonconsentually forcing their train of thought or violating their cognitive boundaries
August 10, 2025
(OP cites Confessions as a Mask as the book in the original notes)
I’m not even that far in this book and already I can totally believe that story about Mishima having a hands free orgasm from performing mock seppuku
It’s funny that if Mishima had been into like inflation instead of classically-tinged homoerotic S&M his internal struggles would have been almost exactly the same but he could’ve never published a book about it. Wouldn’t have the same grandeur despite filling a similar structural role.
I always feel like that’s a problem with movies that want to show a sinking into sexual excess or wrestling with their sexuality – it’s a visual medium so they have to present it in a way that doesn’t look ridiculous, absurd, or just lame, but most real world examples are exactly that!
(OP cites Confessions as a Mask as the book in the original notes)
August 8, 2025
many on here need to be learning this lesson
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many on here need to be learning this lesson
August 7, 2025
For a moment I was like… SEQUEL IDEA???
Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.
Isn’t it even worse? You don’t just pop up there. You get carried there by a Valkyrie.
You’re experiencing a gastrointestinal event, and are really not having a good time, and the suddenly, without any logical way to be present there’s a Winged Woman in there with you, in Armor, with Weapons and Helmet, who looks like she could take down Sandor Clegane or Geralt of Rivia in the 10 minutes before waking up, just plugs you from your porcelain throne and doesn’t even gives you the chance to pull up your pants before carrying you off.
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Elvis, pantsless, being carried from the mortal realm by a huge gorgeous Brawnhilda valkyrie: oh woah pretty mama where we going
For a moment I was like… SEQUEL IDEA???

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🚨 GREEN SEAL ALERT!! 🚨
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