M'Lord Chook

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M'Lord Chook is a father of three on the wrong side of fifty that has endured everything his family has thrown at him and come out the other side a stronger man. His interests include martial arts, war-gaming, playing guitar and bass and avoiding his brood like the plague. M'Lord lives in Adelaide, Australia, where he begrudgingly shares his house with his wife and son as well as a multitude of animals including reptiles, fish and dogs.

He is currently in the process of training a tribe of magpies to terrorise the feral children that infest his street.

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M'Lord Chook Try as he might, there was no escape. He was married, with children.
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Hey fam, hope you are well. Just a heads up. Book 2 of the Black Metal Dad saga is up for preorder on certain sites.

"Black Metal Dad: Hunting Unicorns and Other Tales", due for release on the 25th of January, 2024, is a brutally hilarious tome that explores the life of M'Lord Chook, the main protagonist from book 1, "A Journey into the Dark Underbelly of Parenthood".

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“There comes a time in every relationship when the fires of passion begin to die down as they are slowly quenched by the rains of indifference and familiarity. They cannot be allowed to go out completely though, as love without passion is like a jet without a pilot, destined to crash and burn in a spectacularly messy fashion. As a couple, you must fan the flames with the winds of lust and kinky rubber catsuits, or whatever other nastiness rocks your boat. Anything else isn’t living, it’s existing.”
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“Reading my book is like chatting with an old friend over a few dozen beers.”
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“So there we sat, us metalheads three, looking cool as fuck in our black band shirts and faded skinny leg blue jeans. These were the days before I had succumbed to male pattern baldness brought on by the trauma of family life, so I sported a mane of dirty blonde hair that nearly reached my waist. No shit, I looked like a Slavic God back in the day. Now I look like Hoggle from “Labyrinth”.”
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“So there we sat, us metalheads three, looking cool as fuck in our black band shirts and faded skinny leg blue jeans. These were the days before I had succumbed to male pattern baldness brought on by the trauma of family life, so I sported a mane of dirty blonde hair that nearly reached my waist. No shit, I looked like a Slavic God back in the day. Now I look like Hoggle from “Labyrinth”.”
M'Lord Chook

“There comes a time in every relationship when the fires of passion begin to die down as they are slowly quenched by the rains of indifference and familiarity. They cannot be allowed to go out completely though, as love without passion is like a jet without a pilot, destined to crash and burn in a spectacularly messy fashion. As a couple, you must fan the flames with the winds of lust and kinky rubber catsuits, or whatever other nastiness rocks your boat. Anything else isn’t living, it’s existing.”
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“Reading my book is like chatting with an old friend over a few dozen beers.”
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