Jamie Iredell's Blog, page 21
September 19, 2010
September 3, 2010
Fuck you. I don't like your poems or the way you dress. I...
Fuck you. I don't like your poems or the way you dress. In fact, I thought you were cool, but you started dating that one chick. After that, what happened? You are such a douche. Even my grandma says so. She said, "Fuck that guy." And I was like, "Hell yeah, grandma."
August 30, 2010
Dog Owners
Sarah stepped in dog shit the other night when we were walking on the sidewalk. A giant great dane nearly bit my goddamn face off while I was jogging on the sidewalk and the animal's owner was texting. I lunged into the road to get away from the fucker and luckily there wasn't any traffic cruising by. The owner said sorry passingly and went back to his cell phone. Fuck that asshole, and fuck his dog. Every jerk around our apartment who owns a dog does not clean up their animal's shit, so you'...
August 24, 2010
More funny
Queries that led to this blog that include the word "poem": fuck you poems, thinking of you poems, fuck poems, i love you boyfriend poems, redneck poems, thinking of you short poems, i hate you poems, prose poem, fuck life poems, fuck it poems, fuck the world poems, fuck u poem, porn poems. But the best query of all is fuck the duck until exploded
August 23, 2010
August 21, 2010
Everyone's talking
Stuff about the VQR thing. I know Ted Genoways. I'm not like his best friend or anything, but I've drunk many beers with the guy while at Bread Loaf. That's about all I got to say on that. Very sad story. Everyone started talking about the magazine's operations, it's budget, why isn't it a better magazine, etc. No one gave a shit or talked about that at all before this terrible thing happened.
Saw this movie last night. It was pretty good. Before that I ate this. It was also pretty good.
What ...
Saw this movie last night. It was pretty good. Before that I ate this. It was also pretty good.
What ...
August 18, 2010
shizinimiciny
I don't like updating this blog anymore blogs are kinda stupid.
July 21, 2010
This Just In
Silliness @ HTMLGiant.
Cheerleading ruled not a sport. As a feminist, I am furious. [that is not meant to be sarcastic:]
What, actually, is art. All theories invited. See comments. I mean. I'll keep posting the same shit until there are comments.
Cheerleading ruled not a sport. As a feminist, I am furious. [that is not meant to be sarcastic:]
What, actually, is art. All theories invited. See comments. I mean. I'll keep posting the same shit until there are comments.
July 19, 2010
Just Pre-ordered
Mike Young's Look! Look! Feathers! I mean, I got the email from Word Riot like less than a minute ago and ordered immediately. I'm excited about this book. It's going to be bad ass.
July 9, 2010
Kacey Carneal
I've found that I really like this folk artist, who gets inspiration from listening to Tony Bennett and from Time Magazine. That sweater! Those pants! This lady would be awesome to listen to for an hour.
