Adam D. Roberts's Blog, page 143

The Elvis Dog

Inspiration strikes at the strangest moments. Like Newton under the apple tree, you might be daydreaming about "The Golden Girls" episode where Dorothy's friend has a lesbian crush on Rose and BOOM--you've invented gravity!

Such was the case for me, last week, while grading student work in my Gotham Food Writing class: I had the sudden, inexplicable urge to stick a banana in a hot dog bun, schmear it with peanut butter, drizzle on honey and call it "The Elvis Dog." This was a great moment ...

Easy Apple Crumb Cake

A lot of people want to know: "Does Craig ever cook for you?"

Normally the answer is "no, never, he just likes eating," but last week the answer became: "Yes, but only when I slice my finger."

I blame the new peeler. Strangely, since moving to this apartment, I've lost not one but two peelers. The first I actually lost lost (it was a Y-shaped peeler, and one of my favorites); the other I accidentally broke when it mysteriously inverted itself so the peeler part was faced...

Weekend Brunch: Poached Eggs on Roasted Potatoes with Hollandaise Sauce

Last weekend, I decided to make a very ambitious breakfast of poached eggs on roasted potatoes with Hollandaise sauce. It took a whole carton of eggs (three for the Hollandaise, four for poaching and the rest for throwing away after the yolks bled into the whites) but the resulting dish, as you can see, was pretty dazzling. It's the kind of breakfast that makes you, the chef, feel proud and triumphant, roaring with the might of a culinary lion. "I made that!" you keep saying to yourself...

The Recipe Tweaker

This morning I tweaked a recipe and I wasn't even cooking. I was reading Twitter (as I do every morning after reading The New York Times, Google Reader, and checking Facebook) and I saw my friend Elise Tweet about her beet hummus. I clicked to the recipe (see here) and then I Tweeted to her: "Have you considered adding horseradish to your beet hummus? I wonder if that'd work?" She Tweeted back: "love the idea of adding horseradish to the beet hummus. yummmmmmm." That's what's known as a...

Brunch at The Breslin

The Breslin

April Bloomfield--the chef of The Spotted Pig, the late John Dory and now The Breslin--cooks bold food. That's what everyone loves about her; her food is never, ever boring. It's the metaphysical opposite of the boiled peas and carrots you remember from your middle school cafeteria. Her peas and carrots, if she ran a middle school cafeteria, would be browned and salted and spiced and acidified. Kids would be so energized by them they'd stop beating each...

Momofuku Milk Bar's Compost Cookie Recipe

My mom loves Regis Philbin. Growing up, she'd watch Regis & Kathie Lee religiously; she even once went to a shopping mall, somewhere on Long Island, to get Kathie Lee Gifford to sign a copy of her book. These days, she and my dad Tivo Regis and Kelly in the morning and watch it at night. I'm a View man myself (though Whoopie is no Rosie; I miss the compulsively watchable hysteria of Rosie vs. Elizabeth) but once I went to a taping of Regis & Kathie Lee, almost ten years ago, because my...

Ten Rules for Food Blogging

Inspired by this piece in the Guardian, in which several successful fiction writers (including Elmore Leonard, Margaret Atwood, and Jonathan Franzen) give their ten rules for writing fiction, here are my ten rules for food blogging. (I hope my other senior food blogging colleagues write their own ten rules too.)

1. Have a hook. That hook might be cooking your way through a cookbook, deriding disastrous cakes, or advising fellow workers on where to eat in midtown.

2. If you don't have a h...

Café Sabarsky, Company (Pizza) & Billy's Bakery

I don't have a fast answer to the question "what's your favorite restaurant?" (it's a tie, at this point, between Blue Hill Stone Barns & Prune) but I do have an immediate suggestion when someone is coming to New York for the first time and wants to know where to go: "Cafe Sabarasky," I almost always say. "It's one of my favorite places in the city."

Yesterday being my 31st birthday, I made sure that in between Craig's two big birthday surprises--a trip to MoMA for the Tim...

French Onion Soup

The idea of a secret ingredient is a funny one. I think it's based on a modern American notion of shortcuts; the idea that instead of working hard to be successful, you can win the lottery or appear on a reality show or read the Cliff's Notes and still pass your A.P. English exam (I did that actually: sorry, Hester Prynne). This American obsession with getting everywhere as quickly as possible, to FastPass your way to accomplishment, doesn't translate well to cooking. Which is why, I...

Magnolia Bakery's Banana Pudding

Let's say you have a loved one who doesn't cook (ahem) and Valentine's Day is just around the corner (ahem) and you're sick and tired of slaving over a hot stove, day in and day out, and wish that just once (ahem) they'd make you dessert.

Ok, my "ahems" are a bit unfair: that made it sound like I'm complaining about my own domestic situation. I'm not. I don't want Craig to make me dessert--I like making my own dessert, thank you very much--but you, yes YOU, may wish your loved one to...