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December 18, 2020

Season 2 of THE MANDALORIAN officially Does Not Suck.

Count no season good until the last closing credit fades from the screen. But, yeah, THE MANDALORIAN was …Dude. Also, don’t turn it off until the closing credits are over. There’s an Easter Egg you’ll spot, if you’re sharp-eyed enough.

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Published on December 18, 2020 18:58

My REVISIONARY Cthulhu Mythos chapbook is now available in print!

REVISIONARY, in all its Cthulhuoid beauty! Huzzah!









…Although personally I’d suggest pre-ordering it on Backerkit. It’ll be signed, and there’s a discount.

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Published on December 18, 2020 13:27

Tweet of the Day, Just Use The Dang Sauce edition.


Chick-fil-A's Polynesian sauce spontaneously explodes, customers claim https://t.co/LOJchYVoVE pic.twitter.com/9BI3XFNnZT

— New York Post (@nypost) December 18, 2020





TLDR: the sauce explodes when you leave the packets out for too long. Like, months. The solution should be obvious.

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Published on December 18, 2020 12:43

In the e-mail: Texas Otherworld.

In case it isn’t obvious, I’ve been trying to read more indy writers lately. Seems prudent, right, since I am one? Anyway, Texas Otherworld bills itself as ‘Urban Fantasies in Slavic Texas,’ which at the very least piques my interest. Worth a look, certainly: I’ll try to let people know what I think of it.

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Published on December 18, 2020 09:25

December 17, 2020

Quote of the Day, JUSTICE LEAGUE 2: This Time, It’s Personal edition.

Zack Snyder didn’t say this today – today he just announced a March 2021 release of JUSTICE LEAGUE – but I hadn’t realized he had said this earlier.





When previously asked about if he would incorporate some of Whedon’s footage, the filmmaker said: “Would set [Justice League] on fire before I use a single frame I did not photograph.”





…I am starting to wonder if there may be some bad blood here.

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Published on December 17, 2020 18:08

The print version of REVISIONARY is off for review.

I’ve been letting REVISIONARY hang over my head for about a week longer than I should have. The problem was that checking a proof copy for errors is simultaneously tiresome, frustrating, and futile. It must be done; you will catch errors that have managed to elude you thus far; and you cannot hope to catch all the other errors that have managed to elude you thus far. There’s a joke in this business that the best way to instantly find mistakes is to push ‘Send,’ only nobody’s laughing. Or at least they’re not laughing with humor.





Next up: second pass-through on the TALES FROM THE FERMI RESOLUTION story edits. That link offers a discount on signed copies of REVISIONARY and ANAGNORISIS, by the way. Just saying.

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Published on December 17, 2020 13:43

The JIU JITSU Nick Cage trailer.

…The title says it all, doesn’t it?















This particular… whatever it is… was either highly fortunate or deeply unfortunate to be released in 2020; which means that it is impossible to judge JIU JITSU by its box office, download status, critical review, or indeed anything except actually watching the damn thing. I mean, sure, it looks like it’d be a sloppy mess; but how can we be sure? All those criteria were created in a past age. A lost age.





And this is a time of wolves now.

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Published on December 17, 2020 10:44

December 16, 2020

Please don’t make a sequel to NIGHT COURT.

I’m sorry, but it can’t be done. Some things cannot be reproduced: “The classic ‘80s sitcom Night Court is getting a sequel series at NBC, and original series star John Larroquette is set to return as Dan Fielding. Big Bang Theory alum Melissa Rauch is attached as an executive producer on the series.” Harry Anderson has passed, and most of the original cast would be in their seventies. My family watched NIGHT COURT and we all loved it, but let it rest.

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Published on December 16, 2020 18:46

Going to rearrange my work schedule a little.

I need to set different priorities for the rest of the month: I have things that have to be done, and I need to schedule them properly. (Un)Fortunately, there’s no traveling these days, so I’ll have time, but the second half of the month needs to be more productive than the first. Ah, the joys of spreadsheets.

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Published on December 16, 2020 14:58

December 15, 2020