K.C. Orvik

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K.C Orvik is the human equivalent of a duct tape prom dress. Functional, yet somehow appealing and off putting at the same time. He lives in western Washington with his family, four terrible cats, and two mostly useless pugs. He enjoys hiking, camping, zombie movies, and inappropriate humor. As a child he was allowed to read and watch virtually anything he wanted by his delightfully loving, yet somehow oblivious parents. He now spends long hours working as a public servant when not attempting to establish himself as an author. He aspires to one day not have to work quite so many long hours, and instead spend his time churning out more novels.

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Tiny Yellow Hate Rockets

There’s not nearly enough weaponized insects. Why has this not happened? Bees, wasps, ants, scorpions… are scorpions insects? Doesn’t matter. They’re terrifying, and that’s half the battle. Or maybe like 40 percent of the battle. It could also be more. I suppose it depends on the battle. I’m guessing it’s a range of about 30-70 percent of the battle. That seems about right.

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