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November 30, 2020
Stripped to Please: Sound Advice #MFRWHooks
http://mfrwbookhooks.blogspot.com/The Blurb
When spoiled rich college boy Maxwell Bancroft decides to stop in at the XXX Show Club, he meets two sexy strippers who are literally out of this world.
The Snippet
In the last installment, readers met Max, a privileged playboy who put his straight-laced stepsister in a family way.
The money that Max had saved for a year to go to Europe and party like a rock star was now being used to pay his tuition at Pleasant State College, or, as Max called it, Pissant State College. Dad insisted that Max get his degree sooner rather than later now that he was going to be a father.
Wella wouldn’t hear of an abortion, her mother backed her up, and Dad backed up his new wife. Mom was busy banging some Aristotle Onassis wannabe on some Greek island and backed Dad up because she didn’t want to be bothered with Max’s admissibly self-created problems. Max attempted to enlist the help of his student adviser, but Jim Scott, a plebe if there ever was one, could barely conceal his mirth at what he evidently considered to be “poor little rich boy” problems.
Scott, a freckle-faced English major with an excessive quantity of wavy blond hair, eyes that looked like they might be limpid pools, whatever limpid pools were, and an aw-shucks grin, advised Max to join the Young Business Leaders group, as Max indicated that he would probably end up working for his father’s company in some capacity.
“It’s never too early to start networking,” Scott stated, going on to suggest that Max might want to join a fraternity. He then suggested that Maxwell’s scores on his ACT and SAT, combined with his barely passing high school grades indicated that Max should take remedial classes over the summer to build his scholastic skills and make a fresh start at school in the fall.
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My offer is still open for a promo post at Readers Roost (http://orneryblogemporium.blogspot.com) in exchange for an honest review on Amazon for Coming to Earth. Email your media kit and/or Blogger-friendly HTML to chartley65@gmail.com with PROMO POST in the subject line and I'll email you a PDF of Coming to Earth. I'm aware that this story is not high-class literature, but I think it's worth three stars. It's currently at two.
If you take me up on my offer, it wouldn't hurt to leave me a comment telling me to check my email. I get a lot of crap in my inbox and wouldn't want to miss anything.
And now it's time for...The Icky, Sticky, Nit-Picky Legalese If You Please (Or Don't Please)
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Readers Roost: The Ghost of Walhachin: Book Promo, Review, and Gi...
A wonderful, family-friendly adventure that can be enjoyed by younger readers and adults alike. The ghost in the story isn't scary and his presence brings adventure to a young man's otherwise boring summer.
November 27, 2020
Little John the Baker #WeWriWa #8Sunday #SnipSun #SundaySnippets 29 November 2020
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http://wewriwa.blogspot.comThe BlurbThe fate of the Cosmos rests in the hands of an unlikely team of unusual friends. Will an exiled member of an ancient extraterrestrial race, a human ghost, and two ghouls be able to outfox an ancient evil and beat Nyarlathotep at his game before time runs out? This buddy story is the first in a series of New Cthulhu Mythos cliffhangers.
The NotesLast time Robin put Ketil in his place.
The Snippet
“I am unsure why you would say this, Big John,” Ketil countered. “In this Land of Dream, surely there is a place where one could bake things. Or do ghouls find baked goods unpalatable?”
“Oh, Matey, I may have to consume rotting human flesh to maintain this terrible body, but I still have a great zest for baked goods,” Little John revealed sorrowfully. “I enjoy eatin’ ‘em, but I love the baking even more than the eating. When I was alive, my ideal brine and tupper was a good fresh bit of beef seasoned with savory herbs and accompanied by some lovely roast tatties, onions, and carrots. I’d have a bit of good wine and some of me own fresh-baked bread with butter. Loved it you would have, me buckos. T’ was a warm, crusty loaf which tasted just right with butter or cheese or jam. T’ was fit for a bleedin’ king! But now I’m a living dead thing, and there will be no bakeries or fine simple suppers. T’ is only rotting flesh for the rest of eternity.”
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First Look Friday: Superstition and Tradition: An Unexpected Feast
Free use image by kalhh on Pixabayhttps://pixabay.com/illustrations/table-thanksgiving-feast-banquet-5737810/#_=_Superstition and Tradition An Unexpected Feast
As Little John, Ketil, and Yitzy made their way to the second story of the House of Lost Dreams, they came upon an illuminated ballroom with a long table containing a preponderance of food fit for both the living and the Undead. They stood outside the doorway pondering the situation.
“I has reason to believe that Nyarlathotep has conjured this feast for us,” the snarky Swedish spectre mused. “Only an idiot would think otherwise. However, I cannot fathom why he chose an American Thanksgiving feast. None of us is American, and Yitzy is not even from Earth.”
“Should we investigate, Ketil?” Little John wondered. “Surrounded by the Dorothy Lamour frame, the va va voom looks loike a beautiful paintin' of a diamond feast. Of course, it could 'eaven and 'ell be a trap.”
“I imagine that it is a test of some sort even if not a trap as such,” Yitzy surmised. “I find it odd that although there are only three of us the place is set to accommodate several hundred guests.”
“We could give it a pass,” Little John proposed. “It does seem a bit much, which increases the bloomin' chances of it bein' a trap, daan't ya fin'?”
“I think that this overly opulent setting is quite on brand for Nyarlathotep,” Ketil replied. “Although he prides himself on being in tune with the inner motivation of those with whom he is fucking, he is used to setting traps for greedy arseholes what craves excess. Thus, he sees fit to bludgeon us with more food than we could consume within a month, forgetting that Yitzy and I do not even need to eat. Well, since he went to the trouble of conjuring this feast, I suppose it would be impertinent of us not to content ourselves with this plethora of provisions.”
“Perhaps something in this room will prove to be a catalyst for our mission,” Yitzy surmised.
“Either that or we must content ourselves to realize that we shall keep being pulled on a thread by the Cosmic Trickster, his equally manipulative daughter, and a vampire goddess whose greatest pleasure is draining the life from her victims,” Ketil mused. “Perhaps Nyarlathotep has been kind enough to leave us a tablet upon which to compose our clever plans. Or perhaps he leaved an arrow somewhere in the room with a sign declaring ‘the key to the third lock is this way.’ I have a desire to be propelling that beastly vase on that platform at his head, or to turn into an eagle and fly away from this house of insane fuckery.”
“Be careful wot ya say abaht wantin' ter turn into summit else, China Plate,” Little John cautioned. “Rilpu thought it would be sugar and spice ter 'ave German Bands and bacon and eggs, and she went and turned from a Joe Blake into a 'uman-like twist n twirl.”
AcknowledgmentsNyarlathotep is the creation of H.P. Lovecraft, initially appearing in his 1920 story of the same name.
October Spooky Writing Challenge: Superstition
Putting My Feet in the Dirt
https://puttingmyfeetinthedirt.com/
Reedsy Prompts
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Write about someone telling their family that they won’t be continuing in the long-standing family business.
This story was submitted to the Reedsy Weekly Writing Contest on 27 November 2020.
The Daily Spur: Idiot
https://thedailyspur.wordpress.com/2020/11/25/idiot/
Fandango’s One-Word Challenge: Impertinent
https://fivedotoh.com/2020/11/25/fowc-with-fandango-impertinent/
Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie: Wordle
https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2020/11/23/wordle-216-2/
Reason
Thread
Life
Goddess
Prove
Catalyst
Bludgeon
Keep
Reflect
Doorway
Ragtag Daily Prompt: Preponderance
https://ragtagcommunity.wordpress.com/2020/11/25/rdp-wednesday-preponderance/
Words for Wednesday
https://myjustsostory.blogspot.com/2020/11/words-for-wednesday_25.html
This week's prompts are:
Tablet
Platform
Arrow
Frame
Content
And /or
Vase
Eagle
Ballroom
Propelling
Brand
This is a chapter from my current Tales from the Dreamlands WIP, The Key of Eidolon. Check out Ketil and Yitzy's Adventure in the Xura Dream House, the first book in the Tales from the Dreamlands series.
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The Icky, Sticky, Nit-Picky Legalese If You Please (Or Don't Please)
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November 25, 2020
Readers Roost: The Pornographer's Apprentice Book Promo and Guest...
Hear ye, hear ye! This book does not mess around!
The Pornographer's Apprentice gets right to the pornographic apprenticing within the first two chapters.
Some sex-packed books have no real story, just humping. Not so with The Pornographer's Apprentice. I will be writing a full review at a later date, but I've read about 1/4 of the advance review copy of this story. It is well written with a compelling plot as well as plenty of monitor-melting erotic heat.
Readers who like their stories spicy should not miss this one.
November 24, 2020
A Special Offer
I have a special offer for anyone who likes/doesn't mind erotica.
After sitting on the shelf for two years, my little novelette, Coming to Earth, got its first rating.
One star.
If you would be interested in reviewing Coming to Earth and giving it a fair shake, I'll give you a promotional post on Readers Roost, regardless of the rating you give the book.
Just drop your email address in the comments, and I will send you the PDF.
In return, you will send me your media kit and/or a Blogger-ready HTML post to promote your own book.
Simple, right?
To be honest, I wrote Coming to Earth as a joke, but I've developed a soft spot for it. I'm well aware that it is by no means great literature, but I think it is definitely a hi klass kwalitee klassic deserving of at least three stars, in my humble opinion. Anyway, it's worth more than one star.
I hope you'll agree.
In any case, you'll get a free copy and a free promo. It's a win-win!
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press and Readers Roost~
November 23, 2020
Stripped to Please: Meeting Max #MFRWHooks
http://mfrwbookhooks.blogspot.com/Note: Last week, I finished sharing as much of Coming to Earth as I'm willing to give away. I'm sharing Down on the Farm with the MFRW Steam hop, so today I'm going to start sharing snippets from Stripped to Please, the third novelette in the Carnal Invasion series. Links for purchasing the story or the first collection follow the snippet.
The BlurbWhen spoiled rich college boy Maxwell Bancroft decides to stop in at the XXX Show Club, he meets two sexy strippers who are literally out of this world.
The Snippet
Maxwell Bancroft had never been particularly good at anything, but Daddy’s money always bought him whatever he needed. That is, until Magnus Bancroft went and married Gloria Mack, who had a nice daughter about Maxwell’s age, and Max thought it would be fun to seduce his goody two-shoes stepsister and ruin her for every other guy who came along.
It wasn’t hard for Max to get Wella Mack into his bed, but that wasn’t because Wella was easy. Wella was proud of having held onto her virginity for twenty years. Max convinced Wella that theirs was a love that defied all odds. He assured her that there was no-one else in his heart. He told Wella that he loved her and succeeded easily at seducing the innocent and romantic young woman into bed.
The problem was, where Max succeeded, the condom failed, and Wella, who had been chaste until she met Max, was not on the pill. Wella fell pregnant, and now Max was being punished for his stupidity.
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And now, I ain't too proud to beg, y'all.
My poor little Coming to Earth went for two years with no ratings, and now its first rating is one star. I didn't read what was said, I don't need to be in a bad mood for the rest of the year. But if any of you would be willing to review the story, I'll send you a copy.
Hopefully, you'll like it, but regardless of the rating you give it, I will feature a book of your choice at Readers Roost (http://ornerybookemporium.blogspot.com) as a thank you for giving it a chance. By feature, I don't mean I'll just throw out a link. You send me your media kit and/or Blogger-friendly HTML post, and I will post a bona fide promo post and share it on Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest for you.
Folks, I know that Coming to Earth is not five-star material. To be honest, I wrote it as a joke, but I developed a bit of a soft spot for it. I think it's worth at least three stars. Anyway, I would really appreciate the help lifting my little story out of the muck, if you can give it.
And now for the inevitable...
The Icky, Sticky, Nit-Picky Legalese If You Please (Or Don't Please)
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Dreamers, lovers, and Star Voyagers: WeWriWa: EU53
Sometimes shopping with a companion is enjoyable. My shopping companion is my son. He's very pragmatic and cost-conscious, which is mostly good but frustrates the part of me that wants shopping to be fun.
I've never been shopping with someone that I was romantically interested in. I think it might be distracting.
The food bank gave us an 18-pound turkey, which is very generous, but it's way too much food. I was hoping it would just be a turkey breast. I'm slow-roasting it overnight on Wednesday, then my son and I will take it over to my mother's house for lunch on Thanksgiving. We're still going to have turkey for ages.
Author Jessica E. Subject: Dinner doesn't go as planned in this snippet from ...
A dinner date goes awry, creating tension for the would-be lovers.
Weekend Writing Warriors #157!
This was fun! I wonder what her fortune will be.
I used to be able to comment on this author's blog, but now it seems that my comments get eaten.
I just realized that there were share buttons on the blog. Derp!
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