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January 7, 2023
Meeting the Yithian #8Sunday

Length: 60,000 Words
Heat Level: 1 Flame (light romance)
Blurb
The Quest for the Wizard's Key is the second book in a series of New Cthulhu Mythos tales. This fix-up novel features a fascinating cast of outcasts joining in a quest to save the Cosmos from destruction by malevolent forces. Join them on their madcap journey.
Are you tired of the same old formulaic romance dance?
Are you sick of slap-dash slashers and predictable plot rehashers?
Are you at the end of your rope with sparkly vampires and sexy werewolves?
Have you had it up to here with silly space operas where the otherworldly setting is just a veneer for the randy crew to make out with aliens?
Is it time to drop the buddy cops and stop watching the detectives for a while?
My friend, let the New Weird Tales refresh you!
You’ve tried the rest, now it’s time for the best. Welcome to an adventure like no other!
Snippet
Read last week's snippet here:
https://www.naughtynetherworldpress.com/2023/01/the-nature-of-ghouls-8sunday.html
“His Royal Glory, the Splendid King Rokon, will receive you now,” Rffnss announced as he opened the throne room doors to admit a disparate conglomerate of vagabonds.
The Yithian was a conical creature three and a half meters tall with a quartet of flexible appendages. Two of these appendages terminated in great pincers. One terminated in a round head with three eyes, four antennae resembling closed flower-buds on stalks, and a fringe of tentacles resembling a patchy beard. Another terminated in four red trumpets. Most Yithians the King had encountered presented as coldly scientific. This one radiated a gentle inquisitiveness.
Notes
This fix-up novel follows the events that transpired in Ketil and Yitzy’s Adventures in the Xura Dream House. The book can be read as a standalone, but for a better understanding of the characters and events, it is suggested that Ketil and Yitzy’s Adventure in the Xura Dream House should be read first. It is a fun, fast-paced buddy story. Grab your copy here!
https://bit.ly/KetilandYitzyAz
Once you have read Ketil and Yitzy’s Adventure, you will be In the Know so you can be In with the In Crowd! Then you can join us at the Kewl Eldritch Horrors table.
I am currently doing final edits and managing the book's details on Amazon. A pre-order link should be available soon.

Happy new year and best of luck in 2023.
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No Lady Killer #RainbowSnippets

Naughty Netherworld Press is excited to announce that Lil DeVille's hot novelette, The Beasts of Hank's Wood, was selected for inclusion in the forthcoming Beastly Tales anthology, now available for pre-order.
Genre: Paranormal, Supernatural, Shifters
Length: Novelette (14,000 words)
Heat Level: 5 Flames (nuclear blast)
Blurb for the Anthology
Monsters deserve love too…
From werewolves, vampires, and even Bigfoot, these beasts manage to find love. Whether they are able to sink their claws into that love and keep it is another story. When it comes down to it, don’t judge a book by its cover. This anthology brings a mixture of what ifs and happily ever afters.
Featuring stories from T.C. Mill, A.K. Moss, Toni Mobley, Barend Nieuwstraten III, Ashley L. Hunt, Charles Kyffhausen, Lil Deville, Kelly Piner, Jess Monica, and Karen Bayly.
Graphic sexual content is included within this anthology.
Blurb for The Beasts of Hank's Wood
Joe Schola III is the eighteen-year-old son of Joseph Schola Junior, a fire-and-brimstone preaching Fundamentalist televangelist. While young Joe is far less homophobic than his father, he is struggling to come to terms with his own sexual orientation. Will Joe dare accept the invitation to become part of a clan of shapeshifters, and will he accept the love being offered to him by the handsome fox shifter Lovell Azarola?
SnippetRead the previous snippet here:
http://www.naughtynetherworldpress.com/2022/12/the-beasts-of-hanks-wood-dependable.html
A combination of athletic activity and youth gave me a muscular body. I got my earthy complexion, black hair, and stubby nose from my mom, a Crow Indian. I had hazel eyes like Dad, who always told me my exotic looks made me a real lady killer. I thought I was a regular-looking guy. I joked that I didn’t have any interest in killing ladies.
Truthfully, I had no romantic interest in ladies either, but I couldn't tell Dad that.
Buy LinkPre-order for $1.99
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Happy new year and best of luck in 2023.
January 3, 2023
I Can Call You Debbie and You Can Call Me Val #MFRWHooks
My story, Prodigal Moon, was selected to appear in the Wayward and Upward anthology from Off Topic Press, a small Canadian publisher. Details follow below.
Genre: Paranormal, Supernatural, Vampires
Length: Short Story
Heat Level: 1 Flame (suggestions of romance)
BlurbA young man makes a new friend who is much older than she appears to be.
SnippetYou can read the previous snippet here.https://www.naughtynetherworldpress.com/2022/12/xtreme-mac-and-cheese-mfrwhooks.html
"Well, I already had dinner, but if you want to invite me in, I can sit with you while you eat. Then we can put your vampire into your haunted house. I can't wait to see it!" "Sure, come on in. You can have a shelf-stable chocolate milk to drink." "If I could just have a little tea that would be the bee's knees. Thank you, Val. Is it okay if I call you Val?" "Sure. Can I call you Deb?"
Buy LinkOrder the ebook for 5.99 CAD or the print book for 25 CAD.https://www.offtopicshop.com/
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December 31, 2022
The Nature of Ghouls #8Sunday

Length: 60,000 Words
Heat Level: 1 Flame (light romance)
Blurb
The Quest for the Wizard's Key is the second book in a series of New Cthulhu Mythos tales. This fix-up novel features a fascinating cast of outcasts joining in a quest to save the Cosmos from destruction by malevolent forces. Join them on their madcap journey.
Are you tired of the same old formulaic romance dance?
Are you sick of slap-dash slashers and predictable plot rehashers?
Are you at the end of your rope with sparkly vampires and sexy werewolves?
Have you had it up to here with silly space operas where the otherworldly setting is just a veneer for the randy crew to make out with aliens?
Is it time to drop the buddy cops and stop watching the detectives for a while?
My friend, let the New Weird Tales refresh you!
You’ve tried the rest, now it’s time for the best. Welcome to an adventure like no other!
Snippet
Read last week's snippet here:
https://www.naughtynetherworldpress.com/2022/12/the-quest-for-wizards-key-strange.html
“Ghouls are a varied lot. The sorcerers that take themselves too seriously bore me. Send our guests in, Rffnss! They will provide a diversion from our battle with Nodens and Nira. Nyarlathotep is my brother’s sworn enemy. With his peers, there is honor among thieves. Trustworthy he is not for those who fawn at his feet, claws, or tentacles. Nyarlathotep inspired the epithet ‘whom gods destroy they first make mad’.”
Notes
This fix-up novel follows the events that transpired in Ketil and Yitzy’s Adventures in the Xura Dream House. The book can be read as a standalone, but for a better understanding of the characters and events, it is suggested that Ketil and Yitzy’s Adventure in the Xura Dream House should be read first. It is a fun, fast-paced buddy story. Grab your copy here!
https://bit.ly/KetilandYitzyAz
Once you have read Ketil and Yitzy’s Adventure, you will be In the Know so you can be In with the In Crowd! Then you can join us at the Kewl Eldritch Horrors table.
I am currently doing final edits and managing the book's details on Amazon. A pre-order link should be available soon.

Happy new year and best of luck in 2023.
Hop On!


Subscribe to Naughty Netherworld News here!
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I built the official Naughty Netherworld Press page using Pagimate. You can check them out here.
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December 30, 2022
The Beasts of Hank's Wood: A Dependable Behemoth #RainbowSnippets

Naughty Netherworld Press is excited to announce that Lil DeVille's hot novelette, The Beasts of Hank's Wood, was selected for inclusion in the forthcoming Beastly Tales anthology, now available for pre-order.
Genre: Paranormal, Supernatural, Shifters
Length: Novelette (14,000 words)
Heat Level: 5 Flames (nuclear blast)
Blurb for the Anthology
Monsters deserve love too…
From werewolves, vampires, and even Bigfoot, these beasts manage to find love. Whether they are able to sink their claws into that love and keep it is another story. When it comes down to it, don’t judge a book by its cover. This anthology brings a mixture of what ifs and happily ever afters.
Featuring stories from T.C. Mill, A.K. Moss, Toni Mobley, Barend Nieuwstraten III, Ashley L. Hunt, Charles Kyffhausen, Lil Deville, Kelly Piner, Jess Monica, and Karen Bayly.
Graphic sexual content is included within this anthology.
Blurb for The Beasts of Hank's Wood
Joe Schola III is the eighteen-year-old son of Joseph Schola Junior, a fire-and-brimstone preaching Fundamentalist televangelist. While young Joe is far less homophobic than his father, he is struggling to come to terms with his own sexual orientation. Will Joe dare accept the invitation to become part of a clan of shapeshifters, and will he accept the love being offered to him by the handsome fox shifter Lovell Azarola?
SnippetRead the previous snippet here:
https://www.naughtynetherworldpress.com/2022/12/the-beasts-of-hanks-wood-meet-joe.html
“You might never make MVP, Joey, but you’re a good solid player,” Dad declared, patting my shoulder. “You were the most dependable Behemoth for three years in a row.”
“My son the Dependable Behemoth,” I mused, feeling happy as Dad leaned against me, grinning. I loved being with him when he was like this.
Dad and I were a study in contrasts. He stood just five feet six inches tall, a portly middle-aged WASP with a bit of a pot belly.Buy LinkPre-order for $1.99
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Happy new year and best of luck in 2023.
December 26, 2022
Xtreme Mac and Cheese #MFRWHooks
My story, Prodigal Moon, was selected to appear in the Wayward and Upward anthology from Off Topic Press, a small Canadian publisher. Details follow below.
Genre: Paranormal, Supernatural, Vampires
Length: Short Story
Heat Level: 1 Flame (suggestions of romance)
BlurbA young man makes a new friend who is much older than she appears to be.
SnippetYou can read the previous snippet here.https://www.naughtynetherworldpress.com/2022/12/the-trusty-frog-mfrwauthor-mfrwhooks.html
"I'd have to call The Zealous Whistle and ask, and I'm not going to bother with that. Anyway, she won't mind. She'll be happy that I have a friend. Do you want dinner? I'll make us some Xtreme Mac and Cheese. The power's out, but I'll cook it on the camp stove." "What makes it Xtreme?" Deborah asked. "The cheese powder looks like it came out of a nuclear reactor," Valentins smirked. "It don't taste bad, though."
Buy LinkOrder the ebook for 5.99 CAD or the print book for 25 CAD.https://www.offtopicshop.com/
Get Hoppin'

December 24, 2022
The Quest for the Wizard's Key: Strange Visitors #8Sunday #SnipSun
Length: 60,000 Words
Heat Level: 1 Flame (light romance)
Blurb
The Quest for the Wizard's Key is the second book in a series of New Cthulhu Mythos tales. This fix-up novel features a fascinating cast of outcasts joining in a quest to save the Cosmos from destruction by malevolent forces. Join them on their madcap journey.
Are you tired of the same old formulaic romance dance?
Are you sick of slap-dash slashers and predictable plot point rehashers?
Are you at the end of your rope with sparkly vampires and sexy werewolves?
Have you had it up to here with silly space operas where the otherworldly setting is just a veneer for the randy crew to make out with aliens?
Is it time to drop the buddy cops and stop watching the detectives for a while?
My friend, let the New Weird Tales refresh you!
You’ve tried the rest, now it’s time for the best. Welcome to an adventure like no other!
Snippet
Read last week's snippet here:
http://www.naughtynetherworldpress.com/2022/12/the-quest-for-silver-key-meeting-king.html
“Why do they suppose that I would have this key?” King Rokon inquired.
“They do not believe that you have the key, Sire,” the guard clarified. “The Yithian brought them to this dimension in order to escape some sort of malevolent entity.”
“So, these are Yithians?”
“The one that led them through the gate from Lake Hali is a Yithian, my king.”
“Of what variety are these other visitors?”
“One is a human spirit and the other two are former humans transformed into ghouls.”
Notes
This fix-up novel follows the events that transpired in Ketil and Yitzy’s Adventures in the Xura Dream House. The book can be read as a standalone, but for a better understanding of the characters and events, it is suggested that Ketil and Yitzy’s Adventure in the Xura Dream House should be read first. It is a fun, fast-paced buddy story. Grab your copy here!
https://bit.ly/KetilandYitzyAz
Once you have read Ketil and Yitzy’s Adventure, you will be In the Know so you can be In with the In Crowd! Then you can join us at the Kewl Eldritch Horrors table.
I am currently doing final edits and managing the book's details on Amazon. A pre-order link should be available soon.

Hop On!


Subscribe to Naughty Netherworld News here!
https://bit.ly/NaughtyNetherworldNews2
Currently, the newsletter comes out monthly-ish and for rare special announcements. So, it's not like I'll be inundating your inbox or anything.
https://bit.ly/NNPBooks
I built the official Naughty Netherworld Press page using Pagimate. You can check them out here.
https://bit.ly/NNPPagimate
I tried to build author pages in the past but always ended up frustrated. With Pagimate, it's easy and even fun. It's also affordable. I purchased a lifetime membership for £179 ($202 USD).
Use code CARA20 if you decide to create your own page with Pagimate.
December 23, 2022
The Beasts of Hank's Wood: Meet Joe #RainbowSnippets

Naughty Netherworld Press is excited to announce that Lil DeVille's hot novelette, The Beasts of Hank's Wood, was selected for inclusion in the forthcoming Beastly Tales anthology, now available for pre-order.
Genre: Paranormal, Supernatural, Shifters
Length: Novelette (14,000 words)
Heat Level: 5 Flames (nuclear blast)
Blurb for the Anthology
Monsters deserve love too…
From werewolves, vampires, and even Bigfoot, these beasts manage to find love. Whether they are able to sink their claws into that love and keep it is another story. When it comes down to it, don’t judge a book by its cover. This anthology brings a mixture of what ifs and happily ever afters.
Featuring stories from T.C. Mill, A.K. Moss, Toni Mobley, Barend Nieuwstraten III, Ashley L. Hunt, Charles Kyffhausen, Lil Deville, Kelly Piner, Jess Monica, and Karen Bayly.
Graphic sexual content is included within this anthology.
Blurb for The Beasts of Hank's Wood
Joe Schola III is the eighteen-year-old son of Joseph Schola Junior, a fire-and-brimstone preaching Fundamentalist televangelist. While young Joe is far less homophobic than his father, he is struggling to come to terms with his own sexual orientation. Will Joe dare accept the invitation to become part of a clan of shapeshifters, and will he accept the love being offered to him by the handsome fox shifter Lovell Azarola?
SnippetWhen I was a senior in high school, my televangelist father provided me with a list of ten colleges he recommended. I selected Elk Grove Christian College for Men, located in Parsard, a bedroom community of Billings. Mountain Ridge Christian Women’s College was located in nearby Coboia. I knew I wanted to be involved in athletics, and EGCC had a thriving sports program. I initially considered joining the rugby team, but Dad wanted me to play football. My height and weight were just right for a quarterback at six feet one and 225 pounds.Buy Link
Pre-order for $1.99
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December 20, 2022
The Trusty Frog #MFRWAuthor #MFRWHooks
My story, Prodigal Moon, was selected to appear in the Wayward and Upward anthology from Off Topic Press, a small Canadian publisher. Details follow below.
Genre: Paranormal, Supernatural, Vampires
Length: Short Story
Heat Level: 1 Flame (suggestions of romance)
BlurbA young man makes a new friend who is much older than she appears to be.
SnippetYou can read the previous snippet here.http://www.naughtynetherworldpress.com/2022/12/prodigal-moon-haunted-house-mfrwhooks.html
"The Trusty Frog?" Deborah giggled. "Yeah. It's a hobby store. They try to make it look like an old-time shop inside. You should come with me tomorrow and we can get you some figurines too." "My dad won't let me go into town without him or one of my brothers," Deborah lamented, making a sour face. "He wasn't keen on me coming over here, but him and Otto and Nasim are going to town so he said I could hang around if it's okay with your mom."
Buy LinkOrder the ebook for 5.99 CAD or the print book for 25 CAD.https://www.offtopicshop.com/
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December 17, 2022
The Quest for the Silver Key: Meeting King Rokon #8Sunday #SnipSun

Genre: Sci-Fi Fantasy
Length: 60,000 Words
Heat Level: 1 Flame (light romance)
Blurb
The Quest for the Wizard's Key is the second book in a series of New Cthulhu Mythos tales. This fix-up novel features a fascinating cast of outcasts joining in a quest to save the Cosmos from destruction by malevolent forces. Join them on their madcap journey.
Are you tired of the same old formulaic romance dance?
Are you sick of slap-dash slashers and predictable plot point rehashers?
Are you at the end of your rope with sparkly vampires and sexy werewolves?
Have you had it up to here with silly space operas where the otherworldly setting is just a veneer for the randy crew to make out with aliens?
Is it time to drop the buddy cops and stop watching the detectives for a while?
My friend, let the New Weird Tales refresh you!
You’ve tried the rest, now it’s time for the best. Welcome to an adventure like no other!
Snippet
“Revered Leader, we have visitors from the Third Dimension.”
The speaker was a great snake with flexible, boneless arms. He held a trident in one hand. His golden scales glittered under the red sun that baked the desert world of Zandanua.
“Indeed,” mused the mighty emerald-scaled anthropomorphic snake king seated on the colossal throne of red stone in the grand hall of Ajnevan Palace. “Were they sent by my brother, Yig?”
“They are renegades, Mighty One,” the guard explained. “They are searching for a key to assist in solving a quest given them by Nyarlathotep.”
Notes
This fix-up novel follows the events that transpired in Ketil and Yitzy’s Adventures in the Xura Dream House. The book can be read as a standalone, but for a better understanding of the characters and events, it is suggested that Ketil and Yitzy’s Adventure in the Xura Dream House should be read first. It is a fun, fast-paced buddy story. Grab your copy here!
https://bit.ly/KetilandYitzyAz
Once you have read Ketil and Yitzy’s Adventure, you will be In the Know so you can be In with the In Crowd! Then you can join us at the Kewl Eldritch Horrors table.
I am currently doing final edits and managing the book's details on Amazon. A pre-order link should be available soon.
Hop On!

