Tom Sadira's Blog
April 22, 2025
My new book is out today! Grab it while you still can!
My latest book just dropped on Amazon, B&N, and your other favorite ebookstores! Download as an ebook on any device, or order the paperback from Amazon or B&N.
A Few Before We're Through: Stories To Fill Your Head With While You Still Have One
That last spot on your bucket list? Consider it filled.
These 17 short stories by bestselling author Tom Sadira (me!) are guaranteed to make your head spin (don’t worry, it’s legal), your belly ache (with laughter, mostly), and your heart soar (or sink, depending on the story). Whatever effect they have, each tale is dedicated to a single purpose: offering you a quick vacation far away from our sinking ship.
“What sinking ship?” you ask?
Let’s face it, the 21st century is starting to look like it could be humanity’s last. Instead of blossoming into a utopian paradise the anthropocene, a.k.a. “The Age of Homo Sapiens”, has rapidly deteriorated into an extinction level event. And, if we’re being honest with ourselves, the worst part is...it’s all our fault.
Alright, calm down. There’s no point in lamenting the double suicide of both our civilization and our species. The astrochicken of karmic balance has come home to roost. Our time on the cosmic stage has ended. We might as well face reality and make peace with the little time we have left by appreciating every moment and connecting with everyone and everything we encounter aboard this sinking ship.
And guess what you’re encountering right now? My book.
Whether it's a tale about a jealous beard, two Martian rovers falling in love, or a vengeful witch slinging curses via SMS, you’re bound to forget all about the apocalypse, at least for a little while.
A Few Before We're Through: Stories To Fill Your Head With While You Still Have One
That last spot on your bucket list? Consider it filled.
These 17 short stories by bestselling author Tom Sadira (me!) are guaranteed to make your head spin (don’t worry, it’s legal), your belly ache (with laughter, mostly), and your heart soar (or sink, depending on the story). Whatever effect they have, each tale is dedicated to a single purpose: offering you a quick vacation far away from our sinking ship.
“What sinking ship?” you ask?
Let’s face it, the 21st century is starting to look like it could be humanity’s last. Instead of blossoming into a utopian paradise the anthropocene, a.k.a. “The Age of Homo Sapiens”, has rapidly deteriorated into an extinction level event. And, if we’re being honest with ourselves, the worst part is...it’s all our fault.
Alright, calm down. There’s no point in lamenting the double suicide of both our civilization and our species. The astrochicken of karmic balance has come home to roost. Our time on the cosmic stage has ended. We might as well face reality and make peace with the little time we have left by appreciating every moment and connecting with everyone and everything we encounter aboard this sinking ship.
And guess what you’re encountering right now? My book.
Whether it's a tale about a jealous beard, two Martian rovers falling in love, or a vengeful witch slinging curses via SMS, you’re bound to forget all about the apocalypse, at least for a little while.
March 3, 2024
Help Launch My Next Book Into Space & Come Along For The Ride
yo Goodreads peeps,
I've gone too far this time... literally. And literarily.
And I'm taking you with me.
Here's the deal:
I'm publishing my next Far Out Chronicles book in space. 💫🖖👽
In addition to the ebook and physical editions of Murder on the Pineapple Express , we're publishing a special digital Starbound Edition which will be beamed into space via radio waves on 4/20/24.
In the back of the Starbound Edition will be a section called "Howdy, Cosmic Cousins!" where I'll be including the names of regular Earthers like you: bookworms, technophiles, and space explorers at heart.
Even pledges of $1 will get a ticket to board the Pineapple Express, but you can also pick up signed copies and other goodies for pledging more.
Here's the link to the Kickstarter campaign: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...
Class/office packages are available, so share this in your thread with teachers/educators or anyone else you think might be DTF (down to fly).
Thanks, and see you in the stars! ✨💚
I've gone too far this time... literally. And literarily.
And I'm taking you with me.
Here's the deal:
I'm publishing my next Far Out Chronicles book in space. 💫🖖👽
In addition to the ebook and physical editions of Murder on the Pineapple Express , we're publishing a special digital Starbound Edition which will be beamed into space via radio waves on 4/20/24.
In the back of the Starbound Edition will be a section called "Howdy, Cosmic Cousins!" where I'll be including the names of regular Earthers like you: bookworms, technophiles, and space explorers at heart.
Even pledges of $1 will get a ticket to board the Pineapple Express, but you can also pick up signed copies and other goodies for pledging more.
Here's the link to the Kickstarter campaign: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...
Class/office packages are available, so share this in your thread with teachers/educators or anyone else you think might be DTF (down to fly).
Thanks, and see you in the stars! ✨💚
