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Roleplaying through "Re:Zero" with the GPT-3 story generator (Part 44)

This entry covers part of the tenth volume of the original "Re:Zero" novels.

In the previous entry we met tigerman himself, strongest man in the damn world. We also came across Ram, who is as dutiful and competent as she's a complete bitch. She also mentions that Emilia is trapped in Sanctuary or something.

GPT-3 is a cutting-edge language processing algorithm used in the premium version of the online site AI Dungeon.

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The two-story house that is the closest thing to a normal village abode in Sanctuary, of those you've seen so far anyway, belongs to someone named Ryuzu. This Ryuzu person, however, hasn't made an appearance yet. You all sit around a wooden table in a cozy living room where you can smell the dried meats and hanging vegetables from the kitchen next door. Ram, dutiful servant that she is even away from home, has prepared tea for everybody. Emilia, sitting next to you, looks more worried than anyone, but nobody could blame her when she's been told that she's trapped in the village.
Ram finally sits down, takes a sip of her tea and goes straight into the main issue.
"The magical barrier set up hundreds of years ago prevents half-humans from leaving. I suppose that the original intent was to protect people with mixed blood from persecution, particularly during those times in the past when wars were waged between humans and demi-humans. However, the barrier has never been lifted, and as a result generations of half-beasts and half-humans of other types have been born and have died inside Sanctuary without ever seeing the outside world. As things stand now, lady Emilia, you cannot leave either."
The half-elf stares at Ram in dismay, failing to find any words. You rub your eyes.
"You know, Ram, although I'm about to reprimand you, I understand that this is Roswaal's doing. However, you are his representative at the moment, so I'll say it to you: you should have told the other members of the household, particularly Emilia, that if she came to this secret town she wouldn't be able to leave it."
Ram glares at you. She doesn't need to repeat another variety of 'I'll do whatever I want whenever I want' for you to understand her expression. However, you doubt she could deny your point.
"For lady Emilia to leave," Ram goes on with a steely voice, this time looking at the half-elf, "the barrier will need to be lifted. There seems to be a single way of achieving that: passing the trials set up at the witches' tomb."
You turn your head towards Garfiel. The guy is snacking on some homemade cookies, and he either doesn't seem to notice the amount of crumbs that have fallen on his lap, or he doesn't care. The punk seems completely unconcerned about this barrier business, but you figure that he doesn't know anything else than Sanctuary. The outside world might as well be a myth for him.
"Garfiel, you mentioning this witches' tomb was one of the first things you said to me, right before you hurled me through the air proficiently enough to break world records. How does that tomb relate to witches exactly, and what witches are we talking about?"
"Them witches, everybody knows those! Witches of old, most powerful people before that Witch of Envy swallowed half of the world! It's a tomb because people were buried there, it's the witches' tomb because them witches were buried there."
"Are you telling me that Satella herself is buried in Sanctuary, in that very same tomb I entered?", you ask with a thin voice.
Garfiel shoots you a look as if he wants to say something to you but he can't, maybe because of your company.
"What are you talking about, Barusu?", Ram says irritated, as if you are spouting nonsense again. "You cannot have entered the witches' tomb, because otherwise you wouldn't have survived the magical traps."
Before you can answer, Garfiel clicks his tongue.
"Don't want to correct ya of all people, Ram. Hurts my heart. But it just happens that this bastard entered that damn tomb. I saw him leavin' it in one piece, before I grabbed him and tossed him."
You aren't used to that look of uncertainty in Ram's face, nor do you like it. Your current circumstances seem more grim if Ram wavers. Both Ram and Garfiel are staring at you as if you should explain yourself.
"I don't know what you expect me to tell you", you say, and shrug. "I saw some ruins, I ventured into them, I fell unconscious in some chamber inside, and then I came back out."
Ram frowns as she considers your words seriously for once.
"Why did you faint?"
"Dunno. I just suddenly felt like I was going to pass out, and I barely avoided hitting my head."
Garfiel is shaking his head while snarling.
"Lyin' bastard. I already told, all ya noble-born are a bunch of liars. Ya ain't tellin' about what ya saw between goin' to sleep an' wakin' up."
"Subaru isn't noble-born, I assure you", Ram says.
"Haah?", Garfiel answers, taken aback.
"Regardless of my condition of birth," you say, "please let's go back to the suggestion that I'm withholding some information. I passed out and I don't remember a single thing. It wasn't like dreaming, that when you wake up and you get the sense that you've spent hours imagining some crazy shit. There was no sense that any time had passed. It was like waking up from an operation. I truly don't remember shit, if anything happened at all."
You would have expected Garfiel to accuse you again, but he holds your gaze almost with sympathy.
"Yer sure? I mean, it's possible yer blockin' it out or somethin'."
"What would I be blocking? Some nightmare?"
"That chamber inside, the one with the pillars of light, that fancy floor an' all, is where the trials take place. You were there, you fell asleep, and then the trial must have happened. But I can see in yer eyes you ain't lyin'. If you went through the trial, it would show on yer face. I don't think ya half-pint would keep that all inside."
"It really doesn't seem like Subaru, you know?", Otto says. He sounds shy about contributing to the conversation. "I can't see him keeping quiet about something like this, if it happened."
"Shut it, ya peddler", Garfiel says casually, then looks at you again. "Ya didn't go through the trial, so somethin' else must have happened. Somethin' new. No clue what. And them traps were set up by number one witch herself, lady of Sanctuary. Dunno how you avoided gettin' torn to pieces. Don't like it one bit."
You drink some more of your tea if only because it will give you a few seconds to think. Your head is already spinning, even though your group has barely begun to unravel this situation.
"Can any of you clarify for me, please, if the witches' tomb truly holds the remains of the witches associated with the Apocalypse that everyone keeps referring to? And if so, how many of those witches?"
Garfiel shrugs dismissively.
"Them great witches were mentioned a lot in those fairy tales, and people here believe that all of them are buried in that tomb, but who knows? The trials are real though, and they were setup by the Witch of Greed, so Echidna is for sure restin' there, if she's even restin' at all. Wouldn't think so for what I've heard of the lady. About them other Witches of Sin, who knows, who cares."
"And what do you know about the Witch of Envy, Garfiel? You reckon she might be actually rotting in that tomb?"
He frowns at you, but he chews and swallows part of a cookie before answering.
"Didn't I say that I don't care? It's folk tales, lotsa stupid bedtime stories that mostly gran told us to scare us children into bein' good. Truth is almost never as scary as people think, an' those stories are ridiculous."
Ram sighs deeply and speaks with a tone that suggests she doesn't want to bother uttering the words.
"The Mathers family has been tending to Sanctuary for many generations, as you all should be well aware of. The witches' tomb does indeed hold the remains of all the Witches of Sin. So Greed, Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, Sloth, Lust and, yes, even Envy herself, who drowned all the others."
Even though you try to contain a shiver, you still tremble. For some reason, although facing Satella in the black space between your lives doesn't bother you any longer, knowing that the remains of her body, and maybe even her restless spirit itself, are hanging out so close to your current location makes you want to jump on Patrasche's back and ride away from here as fast as possible.
"Beatrice told me that those witches were too powerful even for death, and now they are all trapped in the same place, with the one who murdered the others no less. I don't think I would wish such a fate on anybody."
"Are you a fan of the witches of old, Barusu?", Ram asks with a hint of disdain.
As you hold her red-eyed gaze, you want to make some joke to alleviate the mood, but you remember that being a fan of witches has caused terrible troubles in this world, and is usually incarnated in the Witch's Cult's attempts to return Satella to life. You clear your throat.
"I know that the Witch of Envy is as troublesome as they come, with the whole dissolving half of the world inside of her and all. I can't say anything about the others. Satella killed them, so maybe they don't like the looped witch any more than we do."
Ram arches her eyebrows and looks away.
"I don't think it matters whether they like her or not. They're all stuck in her company, forever."
You place a hand on your chin and sigh before speaking again.
"It doesn't make any sense. Even if the Witch of Envy managed to drown the rest of the other witches, how did she drown herself as well?"
Garfiel laughs, then slaps the table next to his plate of cookies.
"Damn half-pint, didn't ya even pay attention to the fairy tales? That old Satella got sealed by some group of heroes or another. The Five Corcomisants of Tullidor joined forces to vanquish evil and all. Damn old bitch didn't drown herself! Foolish thing to say."
"Can't say I've paid much attention to fairy tales, nor to this group of Five Corcomisants of Tullidor or whatever you just said."
"Nobody has heard of such a group, Barusu", Ram says, then sighs. "I suggest you don't listen closely to Garfiel's words."
"Hey now!", Garfiel complains with some embarrassment, particularly you guess because it came from Ram. "Ya gotta listen if ya wanna learn somethin'! Wouldn't spout stuff for no reason. We are all tryna figure things out here."
"I'm sure. But we're also wasting our energies discussing the background of the tomb, so can we please stop this topic?"
You nod silently. You don't like that the three of you are monopolizing the conversation. When you look around, your gaze first falls on Otto, who looks back concerned. Even though Emilia healed his facial bruises, as well as the pain in your ribcage for that matter, his posture suggests he wants to be as small as possible so people, particularly one violent hick, won't notice he's there. When you look at Emilia, your blood goes cold. The half-elf is hunched over with her gaze fixed on the table. No, way beyond, because she isn't focusing her eyes. She has paled, and her mouth has frozen depicting her desolation. The newly learned fact that she won't be able to leave this secret town until these trials have passed must have sunk in, and you can't even pretend that you understand how she's feeling, because you aren't half-human. Nothing would stop you, you guess, from leaving Sanctuary and returning to the mansion. But the half-elf needs a hundreds of years old barrier to be lifted.
"H-Hey," you begin, and although you had been staring at Emilia without her noticing, you turn towards Garfiel. "Has anyone lifted the barrier in these last four hundred years or so?"
"Haah!? Didn't ya see yer princess friend fall asleep for a while because she passed through the barrier? It's there for sure! It was already protectin' Sanctuary as far back as I can remember."
Ram closes her eyes for a moment, then she addresses you with a voice drained of emotion.
"It's not a physical barrier, Barusu. It cannot be forced open, nor literally grabbed and lifted so someone can pass under it. Lifting the barrier that prevents half-humans from leaving Sanctuary means breaking the spell, so making the barrier disappear. It has never been achieved."
"One of the toughest jobs there must be, I reckon", Garfiel adds solemnly. "Barrier was made by the lady herself, who knew everythin'. Every damn fact of the world, Echidna knew. Could tell you where to find some vossalios' nest and what color were the eggs safe to eat. She told damn kings and queens whether they were actin' like fools an' all, even though Echidna wasn't noble-born herself. Musta been some strikin' lady."
Ram sighs, then lowers her head.
"It seems she spent her last years researching how to live forever. In a way, she succeeded."
"Haah!? Didn't live forever at all, our lady!", Garfiel says, both confused and amused. "She must be a skeleton now. Not a lotta life in some buried bones."
Ram closes her eyes, holds her breath and clenches her teeth behind her tightened lips.
You had intended to rely on the past experiences of people who had dealt with lifting the barrier before, which must have happened quite a few times in four hundred years. However, the situation feels more grim now. Emilia has barely moved, and it seems that she hasn't looked up once. It reminds you of yourself, but from when? You breath thickens as you realize it. You must have looked like that many lifetimes ago, back in your old world, when you were expected to return to your regular life, attending your high school classes, even though you couldn't find the strength to even leave your bedroom most of the days. It's the impossible weight of having to succeed at a task for which you were born to fail.
You hear a door closing somewhere else in the house, and you realize that someone must have entered through a back door. Ram stands up calmly and passes you by to stand in front of the teapot, which is still steaming on the other, smaller table where she had left it.
"Must be gran", Garfiel says, and turns his head towards the kitchen.
The supposed grandmother appears in the doorway. It's a girl of around Petra's size, and she doesn't look older than twelve as well. She's holding a cane-looking staff almost as tall as herself. She has long, straight, pale red hair that curves upwards at its tips. She's wearing a ship grey, worn coat that covers most of her mouth. Her long, pointy ears are striking, much more pronounced than Emilia's, but most importantly, this is the girl who had stared at you back at the clearing, when something, maybe Frederica's magic crystal, teletransported you there.
Is this elf person truly the same girl you saw back then? The eyes of this elf seem intelligent, wise even, while those of the elf you chased had looked as if she hosted the soul of a deer. And also, she's way too young to be anybody's grandmother.
"Good day to you all", she says.
Her voice had sounded kind and welcoming but somewhat tired, like an old person who has been taking care of her grandchildren even though she should have gone to take a nap by now.
Garfiel finishes swallowing the rest of another cookie. He lifts the plate towards the elf.
"Ya outdid yerself with these ones, gran! Love the new recipe."
The corners of the elf's smile peek out from under the neck of her coat. She sits carefully on the empty chair at the head of the table.
"I am glad. I will make lots of them. But you didn't offer any to our guests, did you, Young Garf? They must have been hungry after their trip."
Garfiel puts the plate down, then shifts his own weight on his chair. He looks apologetic.
"Yeah, forgot about that... But they ain't guests, because they weren't invited! Buncha weirdoes! Don't have any problem with the shy princess and all, but that one with the evil eyes gives me the creeps."
"Oh dear, you're being rude again."
Now both of the elf's cheeks are smiling as she turns to face her guests. Before she speaks, though, you lean towards the plate of cookies and grab one. Garfiel is startled for a moment because your hand appeared in front of him.
"I guess I'll take a couple of them", you say. "And me being so evil and all, I don't even have to ask."
The elf places her hands over the top of her cane and smiles as she looks at the three new people.
"I assure you, you are more than welcome in Sanctuary. You have come to help."
You sink your teeth into the cookie and chew slowly, then swallow. After all the bullshit you've gone through, this cinnamon flavored, homemade cookie tastes like heaven.
"I don't know you at all, Garfiel's grandmother, but you must have truly outdone yourself with these cookies. They taste amazing."
"They're nothing special, I'm afraid." She says. "You must have special taste, dear."
You point at her with the hand that holds what's left of your cookie.
"More importantly, though, haven't we seen each other bef-...?"
Something burns your cheek. It almost makes you jump from your seat. You lean away from whatever burned you, and you find yourself staring at Ram's unconcerned eyes looking down at you. She's holding a steaming teacup as if offering it to you, even though you have an empty one on the table.
"Ram, what the hell!?"
She leaves the teacup next to the empty one, and pushes the previous one a bit.
"Some more tea will go well with the cookie you stole." She leans into your ear, and her whisper alone makes you shiver before you understand her words. "Refrain from making unnecessary comments."
Ram then leaves the teapot back on the other table, and sits gracefully at her chair while folding the skirt of her servant outfit.
You want to stare at the senior servant, but you realize she's not going to clarify her words. Why did she suddenly give you an impossible task?
This young grandma looks at both of you, but seems to decide that she shouldn't comment on what just happened.
"Let me introduce myself. I'm Ryuzu Bilma, something like the mayor of our little community. Will you tell me your names?"
Otto clears his throat and speaks way too loudly.
"W-Well, I'm someone unimportant, and who has nothing to do with the comings and goings of this place, but my name is Otto Suwen! I'm a completely harmless merchant, I assure you."
"Good to know, Young Otto. We are always in need of goods. And you over there?"
"I'm Natsuki Subaru, I can... Uh, I'm not really good with social situations, nor do I have any particular skills, but I can travel through dimensions, save people with some heroics, and stuff like that." This Ryuzu elf seems amused. For some reason, you continue. "I'm an honorary knight, a wanderer without a purpose, a flirter without much success and..." You look at Ram, who is trying to murder you with her gaze. "...and nothing more."
Ryuzu Bilma nods agreeably.
"Huh! That's a rare ability you have there, Young Su. Most humans can't just u-turn like that without preparation."
You shrug, trying not to look as uncomfortable as you feel.
"It's nothing really."
Ryuzu turns her head to address Emilia, but the full elf ends up arching her brows.
"Are you okay, my dear? You look pale as a ghost. Are you troubled because of the barrier?"
Emilia tries to correct her posture, although everybody must realize how uncomfortable she feels. The half-elf combs her long, silver hair with her hand and forces herself to smile at the elf mayor.
"Ah... Well, to be honest, I'm a little afraid of the barrier. I'm trying to process the news that it has trapped me in your village."
"I understand. We have brought it up with Young Ros over the years, that it was time for the barrier to be lifted, but the world always produces troubles more pressing than solving a situation that has remained frozen for hundreds of years. It's understandable. However, now that Young Ros visited us again, and that miss Ram brought over plenty of villagers who would want to return to their homes, we finally had an opportunity to apply some pressure. Suddenly all you three have joined us as well, and lady Emilia is qualified to pass the trials herself. The stars are finally smiling at us."
Emilia's expression darkens at that idea.
"But... what if I fail your trials? What then?"
"Well, you wouldn't be the first. But that means you would remain trapped here for the rest of your life."
A silence falls over the room as all eyes turn to regard the mayor of Sanctuary.
"Isn't there any other way?", Emilia asks with a thin voice.
"Not that I'm aware of. But don't worry! We're all behind you, and we'll be supporting you through this ordeal. You'll have all the resources of Sanctuary at your disposal."
Although Emilia's distress is making it hard for you to think of anything else, this situation doesn't sit well with you.
"You said apply some pressure. What do you mean? What do the villagers that Ram brought over have to do with anything? They aren't half-beasts, or half-human, or whatever. They should be able to pass through the barrier and return to their lives. Roswaal as well. Being such a powerful wizard as he's supposed to be, he probably could just have flown out of here before Ram even came to his rescue, or we did for that matter."
"That clown bastard came in alone first", Garfiel says with a voice that suggests that thinking about the lord annoys him. "We asked him again, that people wanted to leave, that it wasn't fair. Same old shit. Young people 'round here want to see the wide world, don't know what to tell ya. Ain't fair and all. This time the clown decided to stick around, even though it didn't seem to me he was doin' anything. Other than schemin', I reckon. That's all that damn clown does. Then his hot as hell senior servant came in to rescue the clown, and she had brought over a good bunch of small fries, lightweight full humans, because they were afraid of some cult outside or some shit. Guess there are the tides of fumanbos to account for, roamin' the wastes and all. Makin' a mess of the place, shittin' every damn where. Anyways, so them villagers, the fully human I mean, were here, and we could tell the clown, we figured, or gran did mostly, hey, ya damn clown, how 'bout ye finally do somethin' to lift this barrier of ours. Ya know, that damn thing the bastard and his clown ancestors had heard over an' over. Then the schemin' bastard said, 'well, sure'. Figure he had somethin' to prove to those small-timer subjects of his. Lord has responsibilities or somethin', he said. I don't listen to that clown's words too much, makes my head hurt an' all. So we gathered there at night in front of the witches' tomb, all ceremonial like, and bastard goes in and we heard the noises of them traps triggerin'. I had heard them before when some fools wanted to loot the dirt inside that tomb, but this time I had thought that the damn clown, bein' so powerful an' all, well, he would have been able to stop them from firin' or somethin'. But he didn't, couldn't or whatever. To the clown's credit, he did drag himself out, even though he looked slashed all over as if he had kicked a bambolabe while it was hibernatin'. Damn fool!" He laughs heartily, but a mere look at Ram's cold scorn makes him stop himself so quickly that he almost coughs. He clears his throat. "Anyway, he's been restin' at one of gran's places ever since, and we thought, damn, it's all meat for the rodamunos now! But then ya bunch of half-pints, and the hot princess, who is royalty an' all, came in, so we can do somethin' more about this barrier business, can't we? I reckon that's the case."
"Yes, indeed", Ryuzu says.
You rest your elbows on the table and hide your face with your hands. When you have managed to coalesce this punk's words into something resembling information, you take a deep breath and look at Ryuzu.
"What would happen if we gathered the villagers and walked them out of your Sanctuary?"
Ryuzu, whose face hasn't shown anything else than calmness, seemed about to answer when Garfiel raises his hand to stop her.
"Let me, gran. What would happen, half-pint, is that I would stand there in front of the barrier and I would grab all of ya and push ya back, or maybe even grab ya and toss ya so ya land on some pigsty. Know what I mean? Ya want yer people to leave now? Then either ya lift the barrier or ya kill me. And if yer thinkin' of killin' the beast, I'll tell ya that nobody has managed to do that, not once."
That sentence would have held some weight if you had said it. Although you frown in disbelief at the punk, he must be seriously strong, maybe the strongest in the world as he said, if Roswaal, supposedly the most powerful magician in the kingdom, can't force Garfiel to stand aside as every outsider leaves. You have to admit, you are a little afraid of him.
"You put so much faith in your abilities, yet you're stuck here in Sanctuary acting as security? Can't you pass the trials yourself?"
Garfiel's mood sours, and he glares at you as if you are picking on a wound of his.
"I ain't stuck here, half-pint. I do this because I wanted to. My reasons are maybe not the cleverest ones, but it's what's right."
This fucking hick is responsible for your current troubles, or at least partially so. And Emilia's distress has made you despise this village already.
"Right? All I hear from you is a bunch of mindless babble about strength and being the best."
"It's maybe all I have, half-pint. If I'm strong, it means I'm good at somethin'. It's who I am."
"But are you content with being stuck guarding the prettiest invisible door in the world with no chance to go out there and prove yourself?"
"Of course! Why wouldn't I want to guard the beauty of ma'ybara? If she sets me apart from others, then it's a great honor."
You shake your head. After you take a deep breath, you look at Ram, who now glares at you as if to remind you that you are making plenty of unnecessary comments.
"Ram, have we seriously met with the very people who are blackmailing us into remaining in Sanctuary? Could you, I don't know, have given me a heads-up or something?"
"I didn't think it was necessary, I thought you had figured it out for yourself. However, I keep making the mistake of believing you hold some intellectual capabilities."
"Please, Young Su, if you will allow me", Ryuzu says with a conciliatory tone. "You are in trouble, and so are we. You can help. We are desperate to solve this quandary, we have been for a long time. We are well aware that if you all left back to your lives, Sanctuary would remain as it always has, maybe for another four hundred years. We have a good chance of breaking the barrier once and for all."
Otto raises his index finger, and clears his throat.
"Wait a second. I don't want to draw the ire of such a strong man by making a bold suggestion, but the idea that came into my mind doesn't sound half bad. If only half-humans are forbidden from passing through the barrier, and they can physically pass, because lady Emilia did, why not use our full human bodies to carry you out of Sanctuary?"
"I... I actually think that might work", Emilia says, perking up a little. "We would have no issues carrying any of you out."
Garfiel shakes his head and sucks air through his predatory teeth.
"'Fraid not. Good idea though, particularly for a follower, but the old witch already thought of it. I told ya she knows everythin' in the world. Even what buttons to push for the puzzle at the palace of Gromblelidan. The barrier repeals half-human souls. If ya carried us out, our souls would get sucked out and maybe keep flyin' or somethin', and you'd be carryin' empty shells. They would keep breathin', but ya can't go through life when yer just a husk. Ain't no fun in it." Garfiel crosses his arms, and lowers his head. "This damn barrier business... I wish it was a huge wall, stone-like, that went up straight into the heavens. Them villagers wouldn't see a path going out, so they wouldn't dream of leavin'. But there's lots of noble-born and wombalimbos to gape at out here I guess."
Emilia rubs her eyes slowly while a silence falls over the room. She then opens her tired eyes to stare at Ryuzu.
"What do the trials consist of?"
"Our lady of Sanctuary wishes to peer into the contestant's past, present and future", she says with a weighty tone. "Her woven dreams force you to face them."
"That's... vague," you say.
Emilia has shrunk as if she had gone to the hospital for a headache only to discover she has a brain tumor. Garfiel has hunched over, and is scratching absent-mindedly the leathery skin of the horrible scar between his eyebrows. He genuinely seems to pity the half-elf.
"Wouldn't wanna be in yer shoes, princess, let me tell ya...", he says quietly. "The trials are impossible to pass. Echidna was one devious bitch. Her dream forces ya to face the past, an' against the past ya cannot win. Nobody can. Ya better get comfortable in our little town, 'cause ya ain't gettin' out any time soon."

The meeting ends shortly after, and Ryuzu announces that she will gather a few local cooks to prepare a meal for you that will, you guess, offset being blackmailed into staying in Hick Town. Ram is about to accompany Ryuzu and help, maybe because the senior servant just can't break character, but after you get out of the two-story house and everybody is scattering, you manage to pull Ram her aside and use the cover of a big tree to talk in a semblance of privacy.
"Ram, is our lord unconscious?"
"I thought you would have wanted to brag about your deeds, as well as explain how you managed to score points for two opposite camps through your operation. Roswaal is awake. I will ask him if he wants to see you, and I will inform you of his response."
With that, Ram turns on her heel and follows the small, elf leader of Sanctuary. You are left alone with your thoughts under the big tree. After a few seconds you resolve to approach Garfiel like you had intended. Frederica's blood runs through his veins, so he can't be entirely worthless. You end up having to run around for a bit, because the guy has diverged from everybody else in the meeting to head towards some area of the village where the ancient buildings become sparse. When Garfiel realizes you are walking behind him, he gets first startled and then annoyed. He eyes you suspiciously.
"Ya followin' me now?"
"I figured we could talk for a bit without everybody else in the way. I've grown fond of your Frederica. You haven't seen her for a long time, right? She told me that she had left Sanctuary behind, but you have stayed here."
Garfiel puts his hands on his waist and grimaces at you.
"Yeah, I've stayed. What's it ta ya? And did I look like I wanted to talk about damn 'Rica? Called ya a buncha fools for 'ssociatin' with her and everythin'."
"I just thought it was odd that you would have separated. She said that her mother came to Sanctuary for shelter, right? You must have grown up here, then Frederica left for the big world outside. It's odd that you didn't follow her. With the lioness being so easy-going, she would likely keep going on about you, how proud she is of your strength or some shit like that."
Garfiel's nostrils widen, and his grimace opens a side of his mouth, displaying his menacing teeth. Any sane person would have stayed away from this punk, but then again you only learn things by prodding people.
"Well if ya know so damn much, then why'd ya ask?"
"I don't know, I just wanted to hear it from you."
Garfiel steps towards you to glare from up close.
"I had enough of ol' freakin' furryburglar when she turned her back on us, ya hear!? She's a damn traitor, that's what she is. Some sister... Never came back. Never cared about us."
"That's not the Frederica I met. She takes good care of Roswaal's place, she's very kind to the useless trainee who shouldn't be there in the first place, and is always sure to make us feel welcome and lighten the mood. She's a great gal as far as I can tell. And she revealed to us Sanctuary's secrets, at least regarding how to reach it from the mansion, so we could help you all. I wish she would have mentioned the stuff about the barrier and half-beasts, though..."
Garfiel looks away and narrows his eyes. You look down towards some movement, and realize that his fists are trembling.
"Listen here, small-timer. Yer friends with a traitor, but ya don't know nothin'. Yer a damn fool. Damn Frederica is only concerned with herself. Always has been."
"Well, I don't know about all that, but whatever happened between you both clearly hurts still."
Garfiel growls, and he narrows one eye further while staring at you. He must not be used to people either asking or caring about a personal relationship of his like this.
"The hell ya think ya are, evil eyes? First noble-born, then not noble-born. We pals now? Whaddya want? It's not like ya can do a damn thing."
"It's just that after meeting Frederica and her being so different from what you are telling me, I want to correct you. It must annoy the hell out of you, holding on to the twisted image of someone you cared about so much. I don't know why Frederica hasn't returned, but she certainly cared, and does still."
Garfiel growls like a wild animal, then steps forward, grabs you by the shirt and raises that fist until you stand on your tiptoes. You are surprised by how little you care, even though you feel Garfiel trembling through his fist.
"Ya know, yer pretty damn brave sayin' all that to my face. Don't know what ta make of ya, and it makes my skin crawl. But whatever went on between me and that bitch ain't any of your business. Besides..."
"You know," you begin to say calmly, "one of the first moments with your sister in which I thought that she was a real good gal happened when we were speaking about some other horrible troubles, unrelated to you of whom I didn't know anything at the time, and Frederica started crying. She tolds us something to the effect that the bonds of family anchor us to the world, that we only got one, and that the fact that the memories and feelings associated with a sibling could be taken away was unimaginably awful. Didn't mean anything in particular to me at the time, but it sure does now."
Garfiel lowers his head and closes his eyes tight.
"Ya really are a fuckin' asshole..."
With those words, Garfiel releases you, and you have to take a few steps back to regain your balance.
"We will help you lift the barrier, or break the barrier, or whatever", you say. "Even though nobody in four hundred years has managed to achieve it. I tend to hold on to delusional hopes."
The guy is breathing faster, and when he manages to hold your gaze, he's gone wide-eyed.
"You went inta them witches' tomb although yer just a full human. I should have bothered meself pickin' up yer bloody remains to feed the pigs. There's somethin' wrong wit'cha." He begins to walk away, even though he refuses to turn entirely in the direction he's heading. "I'll be keepin' an eye on ya, small-timer. I don't like weird people hangin' around, messin' my place. Makes me all nervous."

Roleplaying through "Re:Zero" with the GPT-3 story generator (Part 43)

This entry covers part of the tenth volume of the original "Re:Zero" novels.

In the previous entry we finally met the dried up best girl of this arc, good ol' Witch of Greed. I'll always look forward to writing her scenes. We'll keep meeting plenty of new characters in the following parts.

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You are lying on the flat, cold stones that make up the floor of this ancient antechamber illuminated by four pillars of light. As you support yourself on your forearms, you attempt to breathe, but you end up coughing for a while. You must have breathed plenty of dust. What the hell happened? You remember entering this room because you had felt someone here, and after taking a few steps in you just passed out. You must have breathed some noxious gases accumulated here over the centuries. If you had died from it, you would have been embarrassed. After so many brutal deaths, dying from breathing bad shit would feel like beginner stuff.
Emilia! You had attempted to save her cute half-elf ass from getting blown to bits, but you ended up getting teletransported somewhere else. Did both her and Otto end up passing through the invisible barrier? You can't imagine that if they saw you disappear, they wouldn't have attempted to find you. You need to search for them.
You exit the antechamber and venture through the darkness of the passageway towards the gargantuan lighted entrance that shows the canopy of the enclosing forest. No need to run your hand through the cold, damp stone wall when you can see where to go.
Once you finally stand on the raised platform outside and the morning light, despite the grey, cloudy sky, forces you to squint, your tingling hands relay to you how anxious you had felt inside this centuries or maybe millennia old ruin. If you had a modicum of common sense you would have understood that wandering into random ruins in a fantasy world would have been suicidal, even if they just contained a few animated skeletons, but fortunately you don't feel as if whatever made you pass out has produced lasting consequences to your body.
You sigh and advance towards the descending stone steps, only to stop in your tracks. Otto's carriage is parked in the clearing below, maybe around twenty meters away, as if it came this way. Both ground dragons are standing around the carriage; they must have been detached from their duty. Patrasche raises her head to gaze at you. Your merchant pal is sitting on the driver's seat, but although you would have expected him to look relieved for having found you, he waves at you as if alerting you of some threat. The couple of bruises on his face, including a swollen eye, suggest that someone has punched him hard.
You tense up and follow Otto's gaze to the surroundings, scouting for anything peculiar that might be a potential threat to you. The sky has no anomaly, the trees are swaying gently, the wind is quiet, and...
"Went right into the witches' tomb, didn't ya! Damn invaders gettin' bolder these days. Heads up, half-pint!"
When you turn around towards the voice, you get a glimpse of a blonde set of messy hair, and in particular an arresting scar, as if from a wound never allowed to heal, that spans most of the space between two blonde eyebrows. This guy grabs you like a bouncer would and he hurls you over the stone stairs towards the carriage. You are flying as if launched by a catapult. As the air blows on your skin and the sight of the carriage below, as well as both ground dragons, gets larger and larger, you can only wonder how a human being could have such strength.
Patrasche whines. She runs up to where you are going to hit the ground, and she breaks your fall with her own back. However, the strong impact squeezes the air out of your lungs. You hold on to what you can grab of the saddle so you won't fall over. Your vision is blurry, your ears are ringing.
You gaze up towards where Patrasche is growling. At the top of the stone steps, the man who threw you is crouched in a slav squat while grinning at you maliciously. He doesn't look older than eighteen. His light blonde hair is messy and uneven as if he doesn't know what a hair comb is, and whenever his hair felt to long he just chopped it here and there. He's wearing some worn pants, and on the upper half of his body an open vest covers part of his athletic physique, as if he's used to running around and throwing fools.
You want to sit up on the saddle, but stumble about and slip to the ground. Patrasche moves next to you and nuzzles your face with her snout.
"Never ride a dragon, small-timer!", the blonde guy shouts. "They'll only betray yer trust an' send yer flyin' inta somethin'!"
You manage to raise your voice despite how much your lungs are bothering you.
"Can't speak for the remainder of the ground dragon race, but my Patrasche here is as loyal as they come. She once killed an Archbishop and everything."
"Watch yerself, small-timer. I don't take threats lightly."
You manage to stand up. Your sides ache from the impact you suffered, and you're not sure if a rib is broken or not. Your vision is still blurry, so you rub your eyes.
Your Patrasche is snarling at the blonde guy like she wants to attack him, but stays put. It takes two jumps for the guy to stand on the grass at the base of the stone steps. His legs are unhurt as if he leaps from trees regularly for fun.
As you were about to speak, Patrasche launches into a charge. The blonde guy stands there with his hands on his hips while smirking, and at the last moment he leaps out of the way. Patrasche attempts to brake, but she hits the stone steps. The blonde guy laughs while he retreats strategically, which only infuriates Patrasche, who jumps back to her feet and charges again. This time the guy hunches over and extends his arms at his sides.
"No! Don't kill my ground dragon!", you shout, even though your legs refuse to move. "She's just trying to defend me!"
"As if! This ain't a monster, just an oversized lizard! Best kinda dragons!"
In a sudden move he leaps onto Patrasche's head and wraps his legs around her neck, forcing her to the ground. She now has an arm around her throat. The ground dragon struggles to reach for his leg with her claws, but he keeps pulling it away.
"This girl just needs to know who's boss!", the blonde guy says. "See? She's already under control!"
He lets go of her and jumps to his feet. Patrasche quickly gets up and retreats to your side, while keeping a watchful eye on the blonde guy.
You need to leave this clearing. You have a carriage and Otto is already sitting on the driver's seat, but it will take too long to attach both Patrasche and the other ground dragon, who is standing further away dumbfounded.
You suddenly remember Emilia. She should have at least witnessed the scene. You gasp and run towards the driver's seat, climb it and, while Otto tries to talk to you, you jump onto the back of the carriage. Emilia is lying face up on the floorboards, and looks unconscious.
You freeze, but you snap out of it and crouch next to her. You shake her shoulders. Emilia doesn't react. She's reminding you of Rem so much right now that you feel a warmth rushing to your eyes.
"Emilia! C'mon, get up!"
You shake her harder, then you just pick her up to a sitting position. While holding her you look for wounds, but she looks unharmed.
Otto speaks from the driver's seat.
"She's been like this every since we passed the barrier, or at least that mark on the map! I have no id-..."
The punk pops up next to Otto, who snaps his head back and stares in fear. The guy however is focusing on you, as if Otto didn't pose any threat.
"What the fuck happened to Emilia, you unnaturally strong bastard!?", you yell.
The guy smirks. You notice the sharp, triangled tips of his teeth, and your lips separate although you remain too dumbstruck to speak.
"Damn right!", the punk says. "Strongest man in the world. Even the invaders know it! Obvious for all." He glances at the unconscious Emilia and raises an eyebrow. "Didn't do nothin' to the hot gal, not my style. That's the barrier's doin'. All the half-breeds who enter it go beddy-bye for a while. She'll wake up in a bit, I reckon."
This guy seems too straightforward to have lied about Emilia's situation, so your shoulders relax a bit. However, you are fixated on the huge scar slightly above the root of his nose. It's like he had hit his head hard against something, and he kept picking the wound until no healing magic would help anymore. The patch of scar tissue is distracting you, as well as suggesting beyond the guy's actions that he's seriously unstable, possibly crazy.
"You are Garfiel, aren't you", you say with a thin voice.
This punk lifts his upper lip in a somewhat menacing smile, although he seems pleased that you've recognized him. More importantly, you've seen those teeth before. Pointy, triangled as if filed. A carnivorous smile.
"The beast himself! Known throughout the world it seems. Legend travels far. Polisarus the Sage breezin' through town after town to sing of my deeds an' all!"
"And you are related to Frederica. You must be."
Garfiel's upper lip twitches. His smile slowly fades, until he grimaces and turns his head to groan.
"Why ya gotta ruin my mood like that. Ya know her, huh? I ain't surprised then, ya bein' a buncha fools an' all. But I guess ya ain't invaders then."
"That's what I tried to tell you immediately before you spoke with your fists!", Otto whines from the driver's seat.
Garfiel barely turns towards the merchant.
"Shut it, small-timer. Barely grazed yer mug. Ya breached the peace of our home, an' for what? Whaddya all want? Frederica told ya to come?"
You sigh. You have to maneuver around this punk's unpredictably violent nature, but he's not going to kill you anymore.
"Your possible sister or cousin or whatever decided to reveal your secret village's location because shit had gotten too real for us. We belong to the same household. I personally consider myself Frederica's best friend."
Garfiel snorts.
"Ya, yer also noble-born. So, a liar. House of Fobinstania brought the nation to its knees. Frederica ain't the type to have friends. Too rough and rowdy like."
You blink twice, but you already know that listening to this guy closely is only going to give you headaches.
"I hear she likes to wrestle."
Garfiel snaps his head back and frowns as if you had been prodding him repeatedly.
"Haah!? Ya know the gal enough then. Bruises would last for days. Damn bitch..." He tightens his lips, and then shakes his head. "Enough talkin' about her! I asked ya whaddya wanted! Ain't confusin' me with all these zoobizangos in my ears!"
"Subaru...?", Emilia says behind you, sounding confused. "What happened...?"
The half-elf is supporting herself on one arm to stand up, while rubbing her temple with the free hand. She has narrowed her eyes as if her head hurts. When she notices Garfiel, a rough-looking stranger standing between you and Otto, and then she sees the merchant's bruised face, Emilia straightens her back and frowns.
"Lady Emilia, you are alright!", Otto says, pleased. "Goodness, I had been so worried! And I couldn't help at all!"
"I told ya", Garfiel says as he holds his hand in front of him with the palm turned towards the carriage's roof. "Nothin' we ain't seen before."
Emilia is glaring at Garfiel as if he's about to leap onto you both and tear you apart. She extends her left arm at her side, urging you to hide behind her, and you obey. Might as well. Emilia extends her right hand towards the menacing punk, as if she's going to produce an ice shard and impale the guy.
"Who are you?", Emilia asks seriously with her bell-like voice. "Why have you attacked us?"
Garfiel is too busy guffawing. He points at you.
"Hidin' behind the hot lady! What a coward!"
"Hey, this hot lady is a half human ice gun", you answer. "No shame in hiding behind someone stronger."
Otto raises his voice while shaking his hands to stop the confrontation from escalating.
"We already realized that this is a huge misunderstanding! Mister Garfiel over here is just a bit too carefree with his fists, and he thought we were invading Sanctuary. But we are all friends!"
"Yer too loud. Damn lightweight... Nothin' wrong with throwin' a few punches to people who annoy ya. I was enjoyin' myself before you chose today to visit our home."
Emilia seems too dazed from having just woken up. You put your hand on her extended arm to lower it gently. She looks at you with worry, but you nod.
"It seems we are okay, Emilia. Let's calm down."
Emilia turns her attention back to Garfiel.
"So you are the person they warned us about..."
The punk looks proud.
"Ha! I'm Garfiel, head of the village security for this here place. Ya know, bruise a few troublemakers, throw invaders out, rip some to shreds. Usual business. But I think I heard about ya. That fancy face, all hot like, with those big purply eyes, and yer a half-breed, ain't ya? Must be that silver-haired witch they chose for the throne of this kingdom or whatever. Is like, you stay in Fergul's Marsh only for the trankasors to come pay ya a visit!"
You realize you must be staring at this punk as if you had come across a gruesome car crash and you can't look away from the carnage. Is this how I sound like to others?, you think.
"What's your deal, Garfiel? Do you belong to a bike gang in the eighties?"
"Haah!? The hell's this bike thing, an' what eighties ya mean? Eighty what? Ya speak lot of nonsense even for a noble! It's like ya hide behind the karropazoos in yer teeth."
"You know, lotta rich people have veneers to cover up their bad teeth. I suggest you do something like that. Predatory teeth look good in Frederica, but in a guy like you, it just freaks people out."
Otto gasps and goes wide-eyed as if you have just punched a lion in the balls. Garfiel looks taken aback, but he laughs.
"Yer mocking me, huh? These teeth are strong, so were 'Rica's back then. Playin' around is fine an' all, but this tiger here can have really bad days! Even gran wants to handle me with gloves then, not that I'd to anythin' to the old hag."
"Yes, well, some of us do not have strong teeth and cannot flatten metal poles with them, so we use them for civilized conversation!"
"Bah! Civilized... It's all a load of durangos anyway."
Emilia steps forward. She's wringing her hands. You can't imagine how she must feel having to deal with an unstable punk like this.
"We aren't enemies, then, and you know now that we didn't intend to invade your village. We came looking for our lord, Roswaal Mathers. He's been missing for days, far too long now, and we are really worried thinking that something must had happened to him."
Garfiel's facial features twist as if he had bitten into an apple only to discover a worm. He spits on the floorboards. Otto opens his mouth to say something, but he realizes the kind of guy he was going to tell off.
"Missin'?", the punk says with a mocking tone. "Wouldn't call lyin' in bed for days missin'! He tried to pass the trials at the witches' restin' place and almost got torn into pieces. Serves him right."
"Shit, so he was actually injured", you say out loud.
Garfiel shrugs.
"Traps got him good. Gotta have traps. Never know how many looters might try to take somethin' from yer places. Fools all. Only dirt to take in them witches' tomb, and tryin' will kill ya. If you ain't a half-breed that is."
"Will you guide us to lord Roswaal?", Emilia says calmly as if trying to focus the guy's thoughts.
Garfiel rolls his eyes and shifts his weight.
"Sure, I'll take ya to the hot gal who guards that clown bastard. Ram's the name. Guess you know her, bein' from the same household an' all. Damn, that Ram gets me all fired up..."
It takes you a moment to realize that the words 'clown bastard' hadn't come out of your own mouth for once. You walk up to Garfiel and extend your hand towards him so he can shake it.
"You must be an okay guy, Garfiel. Nice meeting you."
Garfiel looks down at your hand as if you had smeared it with shit. He looks to the side and tsks.
He just tsked me, you think. This motherfucker.

As your carriage travels slowly through what passes for a road in the village of Sanctuary, you could hardly be more disappointed. This secret village isn't a Soviet nuclear town, but something like a community of squatters. Most of the buildings were clearly built hundreds of years ago, and have been partly claimed by the surrounding forest even though people are living in them. You pass by small orchards and vegetable gardens. A bunch of pigs run across the road, and the ground dragons almost trample them.
Every single person you've spotted, whether they were peeking out confused from the unglazed windows, standing nearby and looking up at the carriage's passengers, working on the gardens, or just playing around, is some variety of half-beast. Their partially human nature is either combined with dog, cat, bear, fox, deer, boar, and a few others you couldn't identify. And there are quite a few children gazing at you travellers with curiosity, as well as old folks, so plenty of isolated generations must have been born and died here. A hidden village of outcasts and refugees, possibly from wars of persecution and genocide won long before you were even thought of. Despite what some documents would say, this place doesn't belong to the surrounding kingdom, and possibly neither to Roswaal's domains.
Garfiel guides Otto to a huge building that looks suspiciously like a church. It's not exactly the same as any church you've ever seen before though. Its round tower has a large clock, and is topped with a spire that's wider than it is high. It must have been built long ago as well and merely maintained, because you can't imagine that any of these people nor their recent ancestors managed to put together the machinery of such a clock. It reminds you of plenty you saw in the capital.
Garfiel jumps out of the carriage, and the rest of you get off warily. As you rub your neck and look around at the somewhat claustrophobic community, enclosed as it is by a dense forest that threatens to encroach it, you spot a few full humans chatting with each other near the church-like building. They are drinking from mugs, and look untroubled. When you point them out at Emilia, she's also curious. You have taken a few steps towards the guys when a confident female voice calls out to you.
"Barusu."
Once you understood that Ram had survived, you were dreading the moment when you would see Rem's sister again. She won't remember anything about the precious sister she lost, or that you are his future brother-in-law, but when you swallow and turn towards the pink-haired servant, a pang of pain hits your chest. Ram's face is so close to her sister's, and she's conscious, she's looking at you, she can talk to you. You take a deep breath as the pink-haired servant approaches both you and your half-elf friend.
"Lady Emilia as well. Someone broke the secrecy about this place, but it's for the best given the circumstances."
You look down for a moment. You can't wipe Rem from your mind at the moment, even though it will prevent you from dealing with this troubling situation in a village you had never seen before. You take a deep breath and hold the pink-haired senior servant's gaze.
"First of all, I'm happy to see you. I always worry that the next time we come across you will be missing your head."
She narrows her eyes.
"Always a way with words, Barusu, if by way I meant having the uncanny ability to spew sentences that don't make sense probably even to you. You said something similar at the village, when I was resting from my valiant efforts against the cultists. What is this obsession with having me beheaded?"
You sigh.
"You know, I did miss your constant disapproval, the same way you would miss your mother's cooking even though it gives you diarrhea. Never mind the whole getting beheaded thing, I'm just happy you are alive, that's all. For all we knew, you and our peculiar lord had gotten mauled by manticores or something."
Ram's stern gaze falls on a two-story house close to the church. It's bigger and better maintained than the rest of the village, as if it belongs to a local important person.
"I would have taken a few manticores instead of our current troubles. What do you know about why the lord and I hadn't returned to the mansion?"
"That Garfiel punk told us that Roswaal tried to loot the witches' tomb but couldn't handle some lousy traps."
Emilia, who had been standing next to you silently, looking guarded, speaks up.
"Subaru, what are you saying? That troublesome man did say that some traps did injure the lord, but he had ventured into those ruins to... pass some trials?"
You scratch the back of your head.
"Sorry, I guess I got confused."
Ram rolls her eyes at you.
"We will need to sit down and speak about this matter carefully, lady Emilia. I'm afraid we are trapped in Sanctuary. Particularly yourself."
Emilia snaps her head back and looks worried, but before she can speak, Garfiel addresses you all with his loud, brash voice while he approaches your group.
"I brought yer friends to ya, Ram. Wasn't that nice of me? Must have made ya a bit happy."
Ram's nostrils widen. She glances at Garfiel as if giving him the time of the day hurts her.
"You'll need far greater deeds to gain points with me, Garfiel."
"Haah!? I guess I'm just outta luck with you then, ain't I?"
"Yes. Quite."
"Fine then. I'll leave ya to it. Heard there are some idiots mess'n about near the north road. I'll go give 'em a thrashin'."
Garfiel turns around to leave, but Ram says his name to stop him.
"No. We need to gather in Ryuzu's house to speak about the barrier. Now that my friends have joined us, we could improve all of our circumstances."
Garfiel smirks.
"Y'know Ram, that's really good thinkin'. Hot as fire an' a whip-smart brain. You must have been born under the sign of the Hegiledes, as I keep sayin'." He nods at Emilia, who lowers her head. "Princess, follow me. Ain't gonna hurt ya. Ah, we also need to get that small-timer. Where is he? Still at the carriage?"
When both Garfiel and Emilia walk away, after she shoots you a look of disquiet over her shoulder, you notice that Ram isn't moving. The senior servant then sighs, but when she was taking a step forward, you put a hand on her shoulder. She looks at it and then at you as if she hardly believes you dared touch her.
"Are we really okay with this Garfiel guy?", you ask in a low voice.
Ram looks away.
"We have a better chance of getting back to our old lives if we work with the people who hold power around here."
"Apart from that, Ram, me and my merchant pal, to whom I might have offered to join our household, had gone down to the village to buy some groceries. The place is a bit of a powder keg now. A few are thinking of taking over the mansion. Don't know how serious they might be, but... How come you chose to come to Sanctuary with quite a few of our villagers? Did they ask you to?"
Ram snorts.
"I don't know what makes you think I have to justify my decisions to you. I brought some villagers to Sanctuary, and that's as much as you need to know."
Her disrespect barely fazes you anymore, and you enjoy talking to her anyway.
"Well, I'm surprised they didn't cause you more trouble! Some of the worst ones must have been there. That crazy village chief who believes himself to be a wizard, the wart guy who lost his entire family and berated Emilia for it... I missed quite a few unpleasant faces when Otto and I visited the village."
"The village is caught up in superstition and ignorance. It's no place for a half-elf or anyone with a shred of empathy."
"I don't know how I feel about you bringing up empathy. More often than not whenever people keep bringing up the lack of empathy in others, they tend to lack it themselves."
Ram turns her whole body to face you, and glares at you intensely.
"What do you mean by that? I have as much empathy as anyone else."
You smile and raise your hands.
"Then you wouldn't keep hurting my heart. I just want to be the best brother-in-law you could have."
She squints.
"You constantly dismiss serious topics, some that even you yourself bring up, by spouting nonsense. And yet you want people to respect you, Barusu? If you want to know, that man you called 'wart guy' hanged himself back at the village."
The news surprises you. You had expected that man to be broken, but it felt he had more fight in him.
"That's fucked, Ram."
She shrugs.
"He left a note blaming the half-elf for his family's death, as if he hadn't made it obvious enough. His choice. Everybody is in charge of his own life, and it's their right to end it if they do not wish to struggle anymore."
"Although I don't disagree, I'm still inclined to do so because that opinion came from your mouth."
"I understand that feeling. But look at it this way: if any female were stupid enough and had such terrible taste as to partner herself with you, to the extent that she even agreed to create life made out of half of your deficient essence..."
"C'mon, Ram. Chill."
"... Would you want to keep living if your wife and child were murdered?"
Your chest has gotten tighter during these last couple of minutes. It feels so wrong for Ram to behave this way towards you, without the hint that one day you would become part of the same dysfunctional family, although with her having forgotten her beloved sister it can't be any other way. What kind of memories does Ram hold of you in her brain? How did the memories that involved both you and your girlfriend change? Did your beloved demon servant's deeds become yours?
And you can't help but return to that moment of the Witch's Cult assault when you were holding an unconsolable Emilia and realized that you could choose to run away, find a knife and kill yourself so you would try again and again if necessary. You would fend off Petelgeuse's assault until maybe you managed to save every single villager, and of course your friends. But you chose not to, because you didn't feel strong enough. Maybe you truly aren't strong enough to withstand the inevitable trauma that would mount up. You wonder if anyone would be. And still, you can't lie to yourself and pretend that you hadn't chosen.
"This is my fault", you blurt out. Ram blinks and frowns at you, but you lower your head. Doesn't matter if she doesn't understand, because none of them do. "At that point, I would have returned... I would have woken up at Crusch's place."
Ram seems to wait for you to raise your gaze and face hers again, but she ends up taking a deep breath.
"You aren't the center of the universe, Barusu. You clearly have a complex involving such thoughts. That disagreeable villager's misery was the fault of the cultist fiends who murdered his family members."
If Emilia finds out, you think, she would be seriously distraught on top of how jumpy she's been ever since she met that punk. You stare at Ram's red eyes. The senior servant always looks as self-assured as if she would be able to stop a train by standing in its way and demanding that it turned around.
"Please, don't tell Emilia", you ask.
"I will tell the lady whatever I consider necessary, whenever I wish to. However, I do agree that revealing such details would only serve to upset her during these circumstances."
"You can just say, 'you are right, I won't tell her, Subaru. Thank you for your invaluable input'."
Ram snorts.
"Perhaps you believe others to be as submissive and easily pliable as yourself, Barusu."
She begins to walk away. You stand there while clenching your teeth. Rem was balancing the universe by being as sweet as Ram is a bitch. However, you realize that she's been calling you Barusu. Why would she address you that way? She had begun doing so because she must have felt closer to you after you declared yourself her future brother-in-law. She had asked you to please make sure her sister didn't drink too much during the celebrations at the capital.
You swallow to clear your throat.
"Wait, Ram!"
The senior servant stops, and even though you can only see her back, you imagine her closing her eyes tightly and steeling herself to deal with your idiotic ass for some seconds longer. She turns around with a stern look in her face.
"What is it now, Barusu?"
You walk up to her.
"That's exactly my point. Why would you call me Barusu? Think about it. When did you start calling me that way?"
She shakes her head while blinking as if you are just wasting her time, but then her face darkens and her facial expression loosens. Disturbed, she looks to the side, but it only lasts a moment.
"I don't recall now. I'm sure I had my reasons. Probably wanted to remind you that you aren't important enough that people should remember your actual name."
You nod, and hold her dismissive gaze as if that way you could watch her manipulated memories like a movie.
"We tell ourselves such stories, huh? Just so it all makes sense and we can keep walking."
She clenches her hands, and then turns around again.
"I don't know what's going through your head at the moment, Barusu, nor do I want to. Follow me. We all need to face how both your and Emilia's intervention has changed our predicament."

Roleplaying through "Re:Zero" with the GPT-3 story generator (Part 42)

This entry covers part of the tenth volume of the original "Re:Zero" novels.

In the previous entry the protagonist revealed that he is only in love with pain. We also discovered that the German lioness grew up in Sanctuary, which allows this damn arc to move into its second act.

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A couple or hours into a regular trip cutting through villages similar to the one you've become acquainted with, Otto followed a path leading to a forest much denser than the one in which you fought the Witch's Cult's units. The thick canopy covers in shadows most of the road, which would only allow a carriage at a time to pass, and you feel that you should have brought warmer clothing. Even though your merchant pal seems confident that he won't get lost following the path traced on the map that Frederica gave him, you sit next to him on the driver's seat and help as much as you can.
"It's really dark", Otto says while he glances nervously at the darkness between the trees. "We won't see anything coming."
"The darkness is just the natural state of things", you say. "It seems that the lioness didn't screw with us. Just follow her indications and we'll eventually reach the barrier."
You examine again the line that Frederica had drawn across the road near the diagram of a bunch of buildings. You wonder if this famous magical barrier can be seen.
Otto slows the carriage the closer you all get to that mark on the map where your carriage is supposed to hit the barrier. You keep an eye on anything resembling a dome or a wall of some kind up ahead, even though you realize you are holding on to a false hope. The magician who built an enchantment, or whatever other kind of permanent spell, that still lasts and serves its purpose hundreds of years later didn't screw up by making the barrier visible.
A couple of minutes later Otto speaks up about what you three must have been thinking.
"We are about to pass the mark."
"Yeah."
"Do you think it'll just turn on suddenly?", Otto asks with a shaky voice, while staring straight ahead.
"Who knows?"
"Should we slow down a bit more?"
"Why ask me? I'm not the most informed when it comes to all this stuff."
You all get quiet again and stare nervously ahead, as you look into the shadows for the barrier that would stop you from continuing. Otto slows the carriage down even more so that you are at a walking pace. You look over your shoulder towards Emilia, and the consternation in her eyes, and how she's squeezing the emerald-colored pendant hanging from her neck, makes you jump onto the back of the carriage and stand next to her.
"I actually thought you would have been calmer surrounded by such dense forests", you say attempting to soothe her.
"This forest isn't welcoming. It screams that anyone who doesn't belong here should stay away. Roswaal's ancestors agreed to hide this place for hundreds of years, generation after generation. I can't imagine what we are going to find inside."
You can only suspect that it has something to do with skimpily-dressed half-humans, possibly some that didn't agree to dress that way or stay around for that matter.
"Mere seconds now!", Otto raises his voice from the driver's seat.
You didn't have to think to turn your head towards Emilia. She has ceased to squeeze the magic crystal, because it's glowing white and its shine is increasing as if to blind you all. When you avert your gaze, the image of Emilia looking down at the pendant, her eyes wide and her mouth open with bewilderment, brings up a memory. You were crouching on the back of another carriage, next to that cultist spy as the bastard activated some magical explosives he had hidden under the floorboards. You almost lost that nasty Ferris back then.
You push Emilia's head down so the pendant's cord doesn't get stuck in the half-elf's neck when you snatch it. Once you are holding it, you are surprised that it doesn't burn, even though its brightness has already half-blinded you. You jump out of the carriage through the open tarp while Emilia shouts your name behind you. Once you land and roll a couple of times, you stand up and twist your body to throw the pendant away, but before you can finish that movement you are engulfed in whiteness.
Next thing you know you are lying on grass, and it takes you a few seconds to realize that you had just tried to save Emilia from an explosion. Shocked, you realize that you are still holding on to that magic crystal, but it has ceased to glow as if it never did.
You stand up and look around. You are in a clearing enclosed by the wall-like forest. Its trees have reached the height of a four-story house. You stop breathing to listen carefully, but you only hear insects and birdsongs.
What the hell happened? Did you fall unconscious and someone dragged you here? But if Emilia and Otto did it, why wouldn't have they stuck around?
The sky is gray and cloudy, although not full of rain. You turn around, but you stop walking after a single step. A chill runs down your spine. There's a small person staring at you maybe six meters in front of you, next to the treeline. It's a girl of Petra's size and a similar age. She has long, pale red hair, and she's wearing a thick coat buttoned up to her mouth. What strikes you the most are two details: her ears are pointy, much pointier than Emilia's, and her eyes look at you like a deer's, with only enough intelligence to worry about whether she should run away from a threat or keep wandering around.
You take a deep breath.
"Who are you?"
The girl stares at you, and then turns and runs away as gracefully as an animal.
"Hey! Wait, please! Where are my friends!?"
You run in pursuit, although along the way you wonder whether you should clarify that you want information, not hurt this stranger, but at the same time the way she held your gaze hadn't suggested that she would understand you.
This girl is increasing the distance without effort. She disappears behind a bend on the treeline, and the next time you catch a glimpse of her she had stopped to look back at you, but after that last glance she disappears into the trees, where the light barely reaches.
However, you no longer want to pursue this elf-like person, because the clearing has broadened to the size of a football field. Maybe around twenty meters from you, some worn out stone steps climb to a raised platform on which stands an old ruin, some megalithic temple covered in vines. Its entrance is like a wide open mouth, its insides black.
The temple, or whatever it is, calls to you. You walk towards it before you can think about it. Did Emilia approach that huge entrance as well? After you reach the top of the steps, you spot between the vines that the huge stone labs are decorated with faded carvings of symbols and figures, but you can't make anything out other than that the ruin must be far older than the last Apocalypse four hundred years ago.
You enter a tunnel so dark that you can't see anything. You follow the rough stone wall with your hand. After a minute of walking you are able to see the faint outline of another entryway at the end of the passageway. Light seeps in from under the door. You feel a presence beyond the obstacle, but after you push the door open and step inside, you find yourself alone in what looks like the antechamber of an ancient tomb. Dust motes drift through four pillars of light that fall from holes in the ceiling. The floor is made up of countless flat stones, all different shapes and sizes, and it seems designed to map the night sky.
As you are about to shout in case Emilia and Otto might have wandered inside, someone speaks in your head. It's yourself. You hear your own voice saying words you hadn't thought.
"I grant you access to my death-dream."
Your body fails you as if you had resisted falling asleep for hours. You only manage to avoid hitting your head, but once you lie on the cold stones, you pass out.

You are standing in a sea of grass as far as the eye can see, featureless beyond some raised hillocks. The sky is piercingly blue to the extent that you narrow your eyes. However, you can't see a sun anywhere, and the speed of the few sliding clouds suggests a wind that you don't feel.
Are you dreaming? It feels as real as that opaque blackness in the abyss of yourself, whenever you found yourself engulfed by Satella's unasked love. You crouch and squeeze some blades of grass between your thumbs, and they break and moisten your skin. You smell the surrounding green.
"I'm not dead then," you say to yourself, "unless this is a whole new way of dying."
The next time you turn around you find yourself at the base of a new hillock, at the top of which, maybe ten meters away, are placed two white chairs in front of a white round table. A garden umbrella shades the furniture. Sitting on one of the chairs is a young woman, maybe around twenty years old, whose snow white skin is almost as pale as the pure white of her long, silky hair down to her waist. She's wearing an ink black funeral dress that only exposes her skin from the neck up, as well as her hands. Both the skirt of her dress as well as her sleeves are decorated with thin, white vertical stripes. The young woman is staring down at you, and despite her delicate features, her self-assured smile suggests that she had expected you to come, that she knew everything about you as well as every way you could react to her presence, as if your brain was as unsophisticated and predictable as an insect's.
"I am Echidna, the Witch of Greed", the woman says with a bright voice. "Welcome to my tomb."
Your heart beats quicker. This woman has already declared herself to be a witch, and despite her currently harmless demeanour, you feel the weight of ages of experiences in her gaze. She is one of the witches of old, who drowned along with half of the world when Satella couldn't contain herself any longer. You recall Beatrice saying that these witches were too powerful even for death.
"What's the matter?", she asks without apparent malice. "Come up here. I've prepared some tea for the occasion. I know I'm an impressive sight, but there's no need for you to freeze in place."
Echidna waves to you with her hand, encouraging you to walk up the hillock.
You take a deep breath while you collect your thoughts, trying to calm yourself.
"What do you want, witch?", you ask with a serious tone.
"Me? I was resting in my tomb, as I have done for centuries. What did you want? You came in here."
"I was brought here somehow. I mean, I don't know the exact location of these ruins, or tomb, or whatever. I saw it and I felt like entering it."
"You felt like entering it? That's the first time anyone said that to me. I've always attracted travellers with a purpose, but you felt like just entering my tomb without any reason." The Witch of Greed's eyes are fixated on you with a mixture of curiosity and childlike joy. "Most importantly, though, you shouldn't be here."
"Can't say I have felt welcome in most of the places I've wandered into ever since I came to your fantasy world, but you might be the first one who states it outright."
"No, I don't mean that you aren't welcome. You are fully human, so the magical traps I filled this tomb with should have ripped you to shreds."
Your heart skips a beat. You clench your fists.
"That's as unwelcoming as it gets!"
"No, no. Don't misunderstand. I'm not hostile towards you. I'm just saying that it's alarming that my magic didn't work on you."
"So what does that mean?"
Echidna's eyes glisten. She rests her chin on her palm and smiles as if contemplating a fascinating mystery.
"I don't know yet. Please, come and let's chat. The tea is warm."
You lower your head. Hanging out with one of the witches of old, considered by most of humanity and even those who are only part human as some of the most dangerous people to ever exist, is so clearly a terrible idea that it tempts you. You shrug and walk up the hillock at a normal pace while this witch stares at you with curiosity. You sit in front of her. Steam rises from the cup of tea that she has prepared for you, and it smells like they did in your past world. Even though you need to swallow first, you hold Echidna's gaze. She's so pale that your mind draws pictures of maidens locked for their entire youth in towers, without ever feeling the warmth of the sun. She's beautiful as well, despite her thick, white eyebrows. A colourful, butterfly-shaped brooch in her hair attracts your gaze.
"It smells good, doesn't it?", Echidna says softly. "Go ahead, sip it. It's delicious."
Her voice is calm and peaceful. However, her irises are the color of ebony, and her pupils are vertical, white slits. The intensity of her gaze would ruin most attempts at soothing.
You warm your hands with the cup that this witch has prepared for you.
"Nice brooch. A butterfly clashes with your name, though. Conflicting symbols."
The witch touches her hair brooch as if she had forgotten it was there, but then she smiles at you warmly, narrowing her eyes.
"It is nice, isn't it? But I like to think of how those two symbols fight each other and then soar beyond what they are, or were, or might be. Butterflies have their life cycles, their battles to surpass their forms, but then they transcend them. Beautiful and free."
You take a deep breath.
"Do you even know what an echidna is supposed to be?"
The witch touches her fingers to her lips.
"Yes, a sort of prehistoric hedgehog. I'm sure there must be some interesting stories behind why I was named that way."
"I'm surprised you actually have those in your fantasy world. Is the combined symbology supposed to mean something, as in you might look graceful and delicate as a butterfly, but anyone getting close risks meeting the spines?"
The witch shrugs while sipping her tea.
"Maybe. Now, that's an interesting choice of words on your part. 'Your fantasy world'. What could you possibly have meant? As opposed to what world?"
"Ah, that was a sort of joke. I meant your world, as in this world we're both in right now."
The witch hums and taps her chin.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Taste your tea. It's getting colder. Don't you want to drink some of it? You will like it, I assure you."
You lower your head, but you still look up towards her black eyes.
"Yeah, I'm not missing how much you are insisting on me taking this liquid into my body."
"Oh, what's the worst that could happen? I put a spell on it, and you end up ambushing a caravan? But I assure you, I won't do such a thing."
That reference to ambushing caravans reminds you of Rem, and for a moment, apart from having to deal with your suddenly soured mood, you wonder whether the witch had intended to bring up that event. Her expression doesn't suggest it.
"Okay, what's the best that could happen? My life gets... magically enhanced?"
Echidna leans forward onto the table, and she offers you a smile of affectionate condescension.
"That's certainly a big question. I suppose it all depends on how open your eyes are to see it. Most likely scenario, you enjoy a rich, buttery tea that improves your day."
"But you're not certain?"
"Oh, I'm the person everyone comes to for certainty. I will say though, I am rather confident that you'll enjoy the tea, and I'll enjoy you enjoying it."
The way she is gawking at you fills you with an intense discomfort. However, you're not one to back down from a challenge.
"Alright then, Witch of Greed, I hope you tried your best."
You pick up the cup and take a sip. After a few seconds the robust taste still lingers. You look into the cup while you swirl its contents. A brown sludge remains at the bottom of the cup, but there's definitely some substance to it.
Echidna's eyes are glistening. She leans her face on her hands and smiles at you.
"How do you like it?"
"I'll say this much: it certainly tastes better than it smells."
Echidna's smile broadens as she gives a nod of assent. You notice how dreadfully quiet it is in this grassy field. You can't hear the wind outside; the only sound is your breathing and the clinking of the cup against the table.
"I have a basic question, witch", you begin. "What the hell is this place? We aren't in the real world anymore, for sure."
"Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of that. But yes, you are partially correct. We are currently in a space between spaces. It's an art that has long since been lost to the world, but one I perfected long ago."
You hold and move your teacup slightly, so its liquid swirls.
"To what extent is this stuff I just put into my body real?"
"It's quite real. The cup is fake, though. I only have those because their colours and patterns are so pretty."
"A sense of humor in a witch that has been dead for four hundred years. Kind of a waste."
"Do I seem dead to you, nameless young man? Are you not speaking to me, are we not exchanging thoughts?"
You did not expect her to retort like that, and mentally respond with a shrug.
"I suppose not."
"Then let me say that while my physical form may be dead, my soul has never died. And it is my soul that continues on in this grassy reality."
"So are you saying your soul just happened to land in a tea set?"
"No, I am saying that my soul has inhabited this space for so long that it had formed it into a likeness of the place I loved the most. You could say this place is my brain, and the grass is my nerves, and love is my heart."
You frown at that odd explanation.
"What are you, a poet?"
"More like a gardener. Back when my body allowed me to move around in that wide world outside, I focused on planting seeds I was fascinated by, and then I tended to the sprouts so I could find out what they grew into."
"That's cute and all, but I really don't see the point. You'll have to forgive my lack of appreciation for the arts. And you glossed over my concerns about this reality you are presenting to me, and in particular about the stuff I let pass through a segment of my digestive system."
"Ah, yes. My apologies. It's a perfectly normal tea, except for the special ingredient that I add only for my most fascinating guests. And I assure you I haven't gotten nearly enough interesting guests during these last hundreds of years."
Echidna's response doesn't put you at ease, but then maybe that's the point. You turn your head slightly while narrowing your eyes at the witch.
"So what is this ingredient you are so unforthcoming about?"
"Ah, that would be telling. And it's really not as vile as you are imagining. If anything, it's a magical ingredient, so it probably tastes like nothing at all."
Without another word, you quickly finish the remainder of the tea in one gulp. Echidna lets out a noise of delight, and she bites her lower lip while you dry yours.
"I could only vomit it at this point, witch", you say as if challenging her. "What did you put in there?"
"Oh, just a bit of my bodily fluids. All perfectly clean, I assure you."
Echidna gives a creepy smile as the tea sets in. You slap your lips together and move your tongue around, but there's really nothing to be felt or tasted. When you hold the witch's gaze again, you understand that glimmer in her eyes, as well as her slightly smug tone when admitting to her deed, like a middle-schooler revealing to a friend that she smokes.
"Uh-huh. Bodily fluids from where?", you ask calmly. "Not from your corpse, right? It must be little else than dessicated bones at this point."
Her grin drops, and she shakes her head.
"No, I don't have access to my corpse."
"So from where, then? These bodily fluids you mention were tangible, they had some level of physical reality. So what did you do?"
She avoids your gaze for a moment, but then she shrugs and closes one eye while staring at you smugly with her open one.
"A witch doesn't reveal the specifics of her arts. Not to an outsider anyway."
"Did you run around for half an hour until you got all sweaty, then you smeared your fingers with the hot, deliciously musky sweat from your armpits before you dunked those fingers into my tea? Did you take your panties off and diddled your little button while remembering the numerous orgies with demonic beasts you enjoyed in the old world, until you secreted your witchy cum into the cup? While I gulped it down, you must have been touching yourself under the table, weren't you, little freak?"
Echidna's sudden blush is like a skin irritation in her almost pure white, maidenly face. She shakes her head slowly while failing to hold your gaze.
"It's just saliva", she says with a thin voice. "A couple of drops."
You clench your fists against the table.
"That's it!? What kind of pussy ass shit is that!? Aren't you a witch!?" You stand up forcefully, shaking the table. Echidna's tea spills from her own cup. "I'm leaving."
The witch snaps her head back and lets out a noise of surprise.
"What!? Already!?"
You turn around and throw a dirty look at her, which she fails to notice as she stares at the spilled tea on her dress. You sigh, roll your eyes and turn back around.
"Yeah. I've drank your stupid tea, so now we're even."
She looks up at you with confusion written all over her face, with just a hint of anger at the edge.
"You truly don't realize who you are speaking to, do you."
"Do you plan on holding me hostage in this death-dream of yours forever, witch? You can open a door to the outside or something, right? Then c'mon."
Echidna stutters, and after she shakes her head, she lifts her ass from the chair and props her hands on the table to glare at you properly.
"Alright. You think you're quite the clever one, don't you?"
"Not really. I'm just a regular fuck-up."
"That's nice. Most people are terrified when they see me. Yet, you must not understand how powerful us witches of old are."
"What, you can kill me whenever you want, right?"
"Of course. I have all the power here."
You shrug.
"If you want to kill me, I can't do anything about it, so it doesn't bother me. Saves me from having to figure out how to defend myself."
Echidna squints at you, as if you said something she didn't expect to hear.
"I could prolong your final moments with excruciating pain."
You stare at Echidna until her menacing smile loses its luster.
"Witch," you begin, "you don't have a clue."
"I don't... have a clue...?" Echidna sighs, then sits back down. "You're right. I don't. I don't know how you can be so calm. Most people would either be scared out of their wits, or try to escape even though it would be impossible without my help."
You pity her. It's been four hundred years, after all.
"I've already had to deal with witches," you say, "or more accurately with one, every time my world goes pitch black, and for the most part that personal witch of mine is boring as shit. Repeats 'I love you' over and over. And she's also a fucking traitor, claiming to love me only to fuck me over without giving me any explanation. 'I love you I love you I love you'. Gah! Every time I remember that bitch her three words keep repeating in my head like one of those catchy summer songs!"
Echidna frowns.
"So that's why you're not afraid of me? You've had it far worse? And that witch you refer to must be the Witch of Envy. But how?"
"It's a long story. I'm sick of the whole thing, and I don't have time to waste on amateurs."
She grimaces and goes wide-eyed.
"A-Amateur!? You intrude upon my tomb, you don't even tell me your name, and you call me, the Witch of Greed, an amateur. Me, an amateur! I'm the repository of knowledge of the world!"
"Sure, with a few more holes in it than anyone else. You haven't even heard of my world. I mean, you don't even know who I am. I'm guessing your information is also at least four hundred years old?"
She gasps, then trembles as a film of tears builds up on her lower eyelids. She stands up and passes by the table to stop a couple of meters from you.
"Why, you..." she says with a raspy voice. "I can tell you all the known details of the lives of every ruler of every nation that came to exist. I can list and describe all the creatures that have roamed this world. I know the words that the dragon Volcanica uttered during the covenant that sealed the Witch of Envy and tied the Divine Dragon forever to the kingdom of Lugunica."
You groan.
"This fantasy world also has regular flying dragons!? I don't give a shit about dragons, except for my Patrasche, and the flying variety cheapens every story! Nor do I care about any detail of this world that doesn't affect me directly."
Her right eye is twitching. She steps closer.
"I can't believe it. You're not even interested in the world that you live in... I am Echidna, the Witch of Greed!"
"Stop spitting! I am already digesting your previous saliva! Should I repeat my name over and over too!?"
"You could say it once to begin with!"
"I'm not here to make friends! I did not come here to ask questions and gain knowledge. I didn't know what I was doing! You are just a talking, craw... fly... a talking fly that is wasting my time!"
"I am the Witch of Greed. You cannot possibly comprehend the knowledge I possess."
"I'm Natsuki Subaru, mighty planeswalker. I murder great spirits with my willpower. You are quite hot despite the whole goth thing, but you are annoying the fuck out of me right now."
She looks at your unenthusiastic face and shuts her eyes.
"My knowledge is vast! If you want to gain rightful claim to this world, then you need my help! Some of the most powerful people in the world spent years trying to get an audience with me, or even to get the chance to look at my face and receive a single answer to questions that burned in them for most of their lives!"
"It's a pretty face, I'll give you that, in a 'princess that never left her tower nor felt true love warm her heart' kind of way. Still, you people are all nuts. You can go to hell."
Echidna lowers her head, closes her eyes and takes a deep breath.
"You want to leave? Fine. But not before I get my payment."
You don't like where this is going.
"What payment? It didn't say anything about payment anywhere in that old tomb of yours."
"Well, it wouldn't, would it? That's hardly the most honorable way to go about things."
"Damn it. You witches are all assholes."
"Unlike some people, we follow through with our word! Now you will give me the payment I asked for. It's only fair."
"I agreed to nothing of the sort! I didn't even know you existed!"
"Yes, and that's why you ended up here. Lacking knowledge is a horrible thing."
You facepalm, and after a few seconds you speak slowly.
"Let me out and I'll go grab some of our clown's mounds of coins. He doesn't need his money anyway."
"What would I do with money in here? It didn't move me even back when I was alive. No, I will need something else. First, your memory."
You stand still, pondering what she meant. She takes a step forward.
"I will block the memory of this meeting. You will wake up at the tomb as if from a deep sleep. You won't remember me at all, so you won't be able to tell anybody else."
You narrow your eyes at Echidna. Why would you want to tell anybody about this shitty witch anyway?
"What's the catch?"
"I imagine you'd want to forget all this, so it would be an empty trade anyway. I will also qualify you for the trials."
"Is that an extreme mountain bike thing?"
"The trials I set up long ago. Sanctuary won't open up until I'm satisfied that someone is worthy."
"Worthy of what?"
"Worthy of my interest."
You give this black-eyed loon a good, hard look.
"Well, if that doesn't scream 'it's probably really dangerous and shit', then I don't know what does. Whatever, Echidna. Let me out, I have a half-elf to find."
"Very well. But remember, you must visit me soon, or else the deal is off!"
Echidna motions with her hands. A dark portal opens up a few meters behind you, with a red haze pulsating inside. When you turn your head towards Echidna, she's licking her index finger slowly, leaving a trail of saliva, while holding your gaze.
"... You have been here for far too long, haven't you, witch", you say.
"You have no idea how long four hundred years in this place feel like", she answers dryly.
She pushes the wet end of her index finger between your eyebrows, and you suddenly feel weightless. You float backwards towards the dark portal. The last thing you see before darkness takes you is the witch's weary face as she bids you farewell.
"Sleep tight, Natsuki Subaru."

I finally get to play with my own version of the Witch of Greed, Echidna, one of my favorite characters from both the original novels and the anime adaptation. I don't know how her personality will vary from the source, but that has also been the case with all the other characters, and the whole thing turned out alright as far as I'm concerned. I'm going with the flow. Also, I love scenes in which characters I like just argue with each other. I don't know what to tell you.

As a weird moment from this session, I refused to add to the story maybe the most savage line that the AI ever made this version of Subaru say: "I'll impregnate your mouth so every time you try to spit knowledge you will instead let fly a brood of dicks." Jesus fucking Christ.

Roleplaying through "Re:Zero" with the GPT-3 story generator (Part 41)

This entry covers part of the tenth volume of the original "Re:Zero" novels.

In the previous entry we understood that Emilia is infatuated with an idiot who loves someone else, that Frederica wants to wrestle, that the villagers are helpless children, and that Subaru has become impossibly hard after he lost his dick.

GPT-3 is a cutting-edge language processing algorithm used in the premium version of the online site AI Dungeon.

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Shortly after lunch, Emilia offered to teach you another lesson, even though you had expected it to come at night. Although the half-elf is doing her best to smile, the edges of her mouth get dragged down. You don't know to what extent the other inhabitants of this enormous mansion have realized it, but for you Emilia seems consumed by melancholy. It hurts you to see her that way when you had intended to make her happy. Maybe you screwed up by telling her that you loved her although not as much as your comatose girlfriend. You burdened Emilia with the insufferable weight of outright rejection, and Emilia must be experiencing a vortex of emotions that she had never dealt with before. Even though you are worrying about Roswaal and the fact that the clown is unlikely to return by his own means, Emilia's pain bothers you like an open wound in your own body.
In the afternoon you ended up spending more time than expected with Beatrice, or at least in her vicinity. She had ordered you to visit her every day so she could check on the recovery of your magic gate, and like every previous occasion she warned you against casting your only spell again until she considered the gate healed, although she couldn't tell you how much it would take. You then got so curious about the hundreds, thousands of books that surrounded you, combined with your sudden ability to understand some of the words and even a few full sentences, that you kept checking out random ones. You failed to learn anything of value. By the time you left the library it was already time for supper.
After every inhabitant of the mansion except for the shut-in librarian finishes eating, the mood suggests you are separating for the remaining hours of the day. However, when you steel yourself for the incoming tide of gloom, you walk to Rem's room only to find Emilia there. She's sitting on the bed next to your sleeping demon servant, and the half-elf is stroking Rem's hair softly and lovingly like a mother who visited her terminally ill daughter in the hospital. You approach Emilia carefully, because you figure that she wouldn't want you to know she visited her only obstacle in winning your affections, but when she lifts her face to you, her expression doesn't change. She looks far more calm than her constant stream of tears would suggest.
You stand there, fixed in place. You feel entirely responsible for this apparent full-blown depression, yet no matter how much you've ruminated about how to help her, you don't know what to do.
"Does it bother you that I want to visit Rem as well, Subaru?", Emilia asks softly. "If you want, I'll leave you both alone."
"No, it's fine. Rem was very fond of you, I'm sure she would appreciate your company."
Emilia lowers her face to stare at the servant's features. That the half-elf doesn't react to her own tears in any way is making you uncomfortable. You sit down next to her in bed, and put a hand on the bed sheet that covers your beloved demon.
"Rem won't appreciate my company now that she knows I'm trying to steal you away from her", Emilia says suddenly. "I think about what I would want in her place, if I were the one who enjoyed a loving relationship with you and then after I fell into an endless sleep, some other girl I was fond of intended to take you for herself."
"You tend to feel guilty by nature, and you feel the need to shoulder other people's troubles, but you can't change how you feel, and loving anyone no matter the circumstances doesn't seem to me like something to feel guilty about."
Emilia shakes her head.
"I shouldn't be enjoying our time together as much as I am right now."
"Those tears don't suggest that you are enjoying yourself. I intended to make you happy, but it seems I managed to botch that as well."
"No... I am happy, it's just... I'm not used to being pulled in two directions at once like this. On one side I feel that I should leave you both alone, allow you to grieve even for the rest of your life if you want to. If I were on this girl's place, I might have wanted that, even though... But on the other side, I know that your future will be miserable. And I just want us both to be together. In the end it might be as simple as that. My emotions don't care about any reasoning."
You sigh, looking down at your hands.
"I'm also holding on to emotions that are contrary to logic. As far as anyone in this fantasy world knows, apparently nobody ever wakes up from Rem's state, and yet I believe, I hope, that I will somehow be the first one to free someone from that curse. Thinking about it for a moment would tell me that I'm delusional. However, we don't live for our reasonings, but for what the oldest parts of our brains already decided for us."
Emilia takes a good look at you as if she hadn't seen you in a few days, and she finally dries her tears slowly with her knuckles.
"You remind me of sir Wilhelm", she says.
"There has been a bit of that going around, yeah. We are both holding on to impossible goals while the person we love is no longer available. I'm on a far better position than that murderous old man, even though it doesn't feel that way."
Emilia smiles as if she were ashamed.
"The main thing is that sir Wilhelm is closed off to anyone other than his dead wife. He must have had many chances over the years after his beloved was lost forever, but as far as sir Wilhelm is concerned, time stopped when the White Whale took away that woman. It's so sad... And of course I fear that will be your case. You are so determined as to have defeated an entire branch of the Witch's Cult, with help or not, so you might never give up on bringing Rem back to you. I wish I was her..." She's surprised that the words escaped her mouth, but then she holds your gaze even though her eyes are watering again. "I yearn to be loved like that. Life doesn't truly seem to be worth the effort otherwise, particularly in this world that seems so eager to discard me."
Your chest tightens. You place your hand on the back of Emilia's head and pull her closer, so her forehead rests between your clavicles. She hugs you grabbing the back of your shirt, then she sighs deeply.
"Let's take a walk outside, Emilia", you murmur. "It's a beautiful night, likely as full of stars as it gets in the countryside."
After a few minutes you are both walking side by side along the hedges of the vast yard. You are grateful that you didn't come across any of the other inhabitants of this mansion. It's getting chillier than you had expected, even though the night sky is clear of clouds. You are guiding Emilia away from the road that leads to the gate and also from the magical streetlights, because you want to be bathed only by the moonlight and starlight. Emilia has calmed down, and seems to appreciate the silence. You don't know whether her fingers nudging yours occasionally is casual, but in any case you hold her hand, although you don't look at her to see her reaction. You end up coming across a few rock planters that you could sit against, which you do, and then pat your knee as an invitation.
"Come, Emilia, let's watch the stars for a while."
She smiles and joins you. You hold her by the waist and turn her so she is leaning on your chest. You stretch your legs alongside hers and tilt your head to look at the starry sky. Her hands reach to hold yours, which are crossed over her stomach. You lean your head against her temple. Emilia is smiling sweetly, her eyes still fixed on the starry sky.
A romantic relationship with Emilia would mean plenty of holding hands, lying on different surfaces to hug each other and kiss softly. You would caress each other lovingly, and she would promise you undying love. You would make all kinds of adult plans for a future together. Imagining such a probable path barely stirs you. You grow increasingly disturbed as your heart beats louder, which Emilia must be feeling against her back.
"You can tell me whatever it is, Subaru", Emilia whispers. "I hope you know that."
You close your eyes tight and swallow to clear your throat.
"Emilia, I'm going to try to be as open as possible right now. And it's going to be hard, because I have only the stories I tell myself, the explanations I have pasted on stuff that comes out of my depths without me having any say in it. I don't know to what extent what I have concluded about how I feel, and what I need, is true, but..."
"But?"
Emilia holds your hands tighter, as if she knew what was coming. You take a deep breath.
"If you want to love me, your worst mistake would be expecting a romance with a good, honorable man whom you would treat as sweetly and lovingly as possible. I can't do a fairy tale. Yet you cannot do otherwise, because that's who you are, that's what you need."
"Subaru..."
You shake your head.
"I'm not done. You can't break out of the routine of being a good, sweet person, because that's who you are. And I need to tell you something. I'm not a good person. I have good moments, hell, I can even say I'm nice to people sometimes. But I'm not a good person... Actually, I'm a really shitty person."
"No you're not."
"Let me tell you about Rem. She was as sweet as they come, and yet she held on to a regret related to something that happened in her childhood, something I think involving her sister. She never told even me. She hated herself. She ached for the chance to sacrifice herself to save the one person she had managed to love. She desperately needed such meaning to justify the mistake of having been born. I understood such a need very well."
Emilia's grasp on your hands weakens. You continue, although it's getting harder to breathe and you need to contain the rush of warmth heading for your eyes.
"You know already that Rem is an Oni, same as her sister. She needs to consume blood, a bit of it, to keep living. And although I loved her kisses, I loved feeling her in my arms as well as every second we spent lying next to each other, I mainly remember her hunger. I remember her holding on to me while her eyes glistened with the need to consume me whole. I let her plunge into me, so many times. I have never felt as alive, as loved, as when my beloved Rem tore my flesh apart, crushed my bones, absorbed every last drop of my life. I miss that pain ripping through my body, because only when she devoured me alive I finally felt connected to someone. I need a person who would wound me, who would kill me. I can only love someone who would cause me pain."
Emilia has turned her face to look you in the eyes as if to certify you are telling the truth. She's baffled and concerned, in an echo of how Crusch dealt with you whenever you suggested you wanted to die, or had attempted to in the past. Even though Emilia's body rests on yours, you feel the distance between both of you increasing.
It was a mistake to say it out loud. Whenever you feel in your bones how much you lack that connection that Rem provided for you so readily, struggling through another day seems hopeless.
"So you want to die?", Emilia says with a hollow voice.
"I need to be killed, by someone who needs me entirely."
Emilia tries to maintain eye contact, but she can't. She looks away and nods slowly.
You want to clear your throat, but you also don't want to break the silence with such a noise.
"If you want the why," you add, "whatever we could come up with would be the most fantastic story ever imagined. Maybe it has always been this way. Maybe that's the same for everybody."
Emilia begins to cry as she nods.
"I think I understand."
The half-elf turns around and hugs you, taking your mind off guard. She cries softly into your chest, soaking your shirt. Her tears seep through your clothing and onto your skin, burning slightly, almost as if her grief is trying to consume you with the same voracity as Rem's love did. Maybe that's what you needed, someone to burn you from the inside out.
After a moment of crying, she pulls away. Her eyes are swollen and red, but her tears have stopped falling.
"I'm sorry," she sniffles, "I can't give you what you want."
"You don't need to apologize. If anyone should apologize it's me for putting you through all this."
She nods silently. You think that Emilia is going to stand up and walk away from you, and that she will never look at you in the same way. In your mind she would even be justified in pushing you from her camp, because you aren't the person she accepted. However, the half-elf rests her face on your chest and she hugs you tightly. You lie like that for many minutes, maybe as long as half an hour, feeling her heartbeat on your ribcage.
"Roswaal won't return", Emilia states softly, her voice a huge contrast with the previous silence. "We could spend our entire lives in his mansion and we would never see him again. This hope he gave me of reaching the throne was a strange dream, one I needed to believe in. I should have faced the truth, that a half-elf would never achieve such an opportunity, regardless of the medallions' enchantment."
"Roswaal is alive and waiting for us in Sanctuary, whether he knows it or not."
"Maybe I should return to the forest, make a little home and live in peace and isolation for the rest of my life. But I would want you there, and we could take Rem with us. We would make sure she's safe even if she never wakes up."
"Bullshit."
The determination in your voice startles her, and she raises her face from your chest to hold your gaze.
"You belong in this world", you say. "If people hate you for reasons beyond your control, you stare them down and tell them to eat shit. There are things outside of your forest that matter, and people who would miss you if you disappear."
"But..."
"Fuck that. You are going to see your wish fulfilled. And you will hold on to that hope up to the moment when it can't happen anymore." She starts to say something, but you interrupt her. "Regardless of what happens in the future, right now you are a candidate for the throne of this country. You're royalty and you can't give up. If someone tries to hurt you, you better damn well make sure they regret it. And if any cultists attempt to kidnap you again, I will kill them all."
Emilia lets out a breath, nodding.
"Yes... That's how it is."
You caress her cheek gently.
"Some people know where Sanctuary is, and how to reach it. One of them will have to tell us."

"I grew up in Sanctuary", Frederica says.
Shortly after breakfast, you and Emilia had called both servants, as well as Otto, over to the living room, one of many anyway, to sit down with you and try to figure out how you could overcome the biggest obstacle in locating Roswaal. You had asked the lioness what she knew about the place, and after she answers, the steely resolve you had woken up with goes soft.
"Well, that was fucking easy."
"Frederica, you agree that it's very unlikely that Roswaal will return by himself, right?", Emilia asks while leaning slightly forward, as if trying to seize the opportunity. "The lord must need help of some kind."
The lioness looks down at her lap, and nods.
"I think it is getting desperate indeed. He could have gotten a message out in some way."
"If he's simply restrained there, would it have been so hard to send a single person out carrying a letter?", you ask. "Hell, it would be surpris-"
"No it wouldn't. It's just that he's too stubborn."
"Too stubborn to do the smartest thing? Sounds to me that either our clown is dead, or he's restrained to the extent that nobody in Sanctuary would want to help him in any way, or he's waiting for us to come to him. I truly wish it's not the last case."
Emilia keeps staring at Frederica as if she senses something is wrong, or that the lioness is withholding some information.
"Let's be clear about this, please. Will you tell us how to reach Sanctuary?"
Frederica looks at both of you while her expression changes subtly. She must be thinking of whether to open up about a subject that has been treated as a secret by everybody else.
"... I will, because the current situation has become too uncertain."
Emilia smiles, and you clap once.
"Finally we are getting somewhere", you say. "If only we had asked you from the beginning! Well, what can you tell us about this place? Why are people so tight-lipped about it?"
Frederica lowers her head and closes her eyes for a moment. You can tell that it's a difficult, emotional subject for her.
"It sheltered my mother, a long time ago... And we lived there for most of my childhood, until I decided to leave it. As its name suggests, it's supposed to be a place where people go because the outside world threatens them."
"And that's not the case anymore?"
"The world outside has changed. Not enough, maybe, but a lot. Sanctuary hasn't."
Frederica narrows her eyes while her pupils move around aimlessly.
"You must understand, Mr. Natsuki, that I work for lord Roswaal. I'm opening up because I believe he must have been delayed against his will, but Sanctuary is supposed to remain a secret even to some members of his household. It's that important. It has been there for a long, long time. Before the Witch of Envy consumed half of the world."
"We only intend to help", Emilia says.
"Which is why I will tell you what you need to know, but not all."
"What dangers can we expect?", you ask.
"The path to reach the village isn't perilous, it's just easy to get lost if you don't know the directions. Deep into the lord's domain, the path ventures through a dense forest that serves to obscure the village's location. I will detail how to follow the road so you will reach Sanctuary without issues."
Frederica had looked at Otto, sitting by your side on the sofa, and the merchant takes a deep breath as if he had been dreading getting involved.
"I'm going as well, am I not?", he says with a pitiful voice. "Of course I am. The carriage won't drive itself, and I wanted to meet lord Roswaal all along so he can brighten my future! It's too bad that it sounds as if we are going to enter a lion's den... Maybe appropriately given our present company! Although not everybody in Sanctuary must be like you, miss Frederica, or otherwise the security of the lord wouldn't have been compromised."
Frederica laughs softly, although she's clearly nervous.
"You shouldn't prejudge Sanctuary based on what you know of me. I grew too big for that place. It's just that most of those I left behind didn't. Maybe because they didn't want to."
"You haven't said much about the dangers, Frederica", you remind her.
"Yes, you are right. It's not enough with knowing how to reach the village. The place is surrounded by an ancient magical barrier that... Let's say that the person who created the barrier so it would keep protecting Sanctuary for hundreds of years was very serious about not getting interrupted."
Frederica stops herself. She stares at Emilia with a ruminative expression, and a few seconds later she nods to herself.
"I will give you a magic crystal that will assist you when the time comes to pass the barrier. You are strong, lady Emilia, much more than you think. I have thought so ever since I met you."
"That's a cryptic thing to say, but thank you for your help."
You shift your weight on the sofa.
"Now about the people inside. Who can cause us trouble? What should be look out for?"
"Garfiel", Frederica answers without hesitation. "You should be careful with him. Let's say that he's unstable. I don't believe he will hurt you without cause... But now I can't anticipate what he would consider cause enough to attack you."
"How will we recognize this guy?"
"You will surely meet him and will be able to tell it's him."
"Well, can you tell me why he's hostile?"
"I think it's best if I let him tell you himself when the time comes."
You don't know what to say to that.
Petra had been quieter ever since you scolded her for maybe believing that she caught you having sex with your comatose girlfriend, but her hands have been trembling for a while, and she raises her voice.
"It sounds too dangerous! Are you sure this is a good idea?" She gazes at you, worried. "Sir, are you sure you will be okay?"
No, but...
"Yes, of course. I am as squishy as they come, but Emilia can impale people with ice shards, and likely other stuff I haven't seen."
"... I'd rather not rely on killing people", Emilia says quietly. "That cultist at the village deserved it. All of them did. But from now on I'd rather not go to such extremes."
"Anyway, Petra, this is grown-up stuff", you say. "You should be playing with dolls, for God's sake."
"I am not a child!"
She shrinks back. You did get quite a loud voice there.
"Then act your age! I know you want to help, but this is something we have to do ourselves."
Petra tries and fails at holding your gaze.
"... Alright, but please, you two be careful."
Frederica stands up from the sofa. She seems anxious, a contrast with her usual easy-going attitude.
"I'll better figure out what supplies you should carry. Please follow me, mister merchant, so I can detail the route to you on a map."
"I will, but you can just say my name, miss Frederica. You have known me for long enough!"
The lioness turns towards Emilia and you.
"How soon do you want to leave?"
You let Emilia decide, and she nods.
"As soon as you can tell us how to reach the village", the half-elf says.

Like it's been the case recently, and you figure it will extend for however long Rem sleeps, your brain doesn't truly register your beloved demon servant's facial features anymore, the same way it discards from its subconscious processes the unmoving, unchanging furniture in a room. However, when you kiss her warm lips, while she breathes softly on you, and then you rest your forehead on hers, your tears drip on her eyelids, and the surge of pain demands that you forget about anything but holding her sleeping body for the rest of your life. Still, you swallow that pain.
"I'm going to leave for a while, my love. The more I explore of this world, the closer I'll get to eventually figuring out how to return you to life, if a way exists anywhere. Staying idle won't change anything."

When all of the current inhabitants of Roswaal's mansion, except for the shut-in librarian, stand near the carriage, which is already prepared to be pulled by both Patrasche and a nameless ground dragon you didn't bother caring about, and it will only take getting on the carriage and following the road out of the gate to begin a new adventure into the unknown, your increasing nervousness is tightening your chest. You know this is the only way to secure not only your future but also Emilia's on Roswaal's camp, because ultimately this camp doesn't exist without the clown that leads it.
Petra is holding her hands in front of her waist while wringing them, and her twisted facial features evidence her anxiety. Frederica, however, has perked up from her recent descent into the lioness' version of gloom. Maybe she believes that now that you are going to get involved with Sanctuary, there's no way Roswaal and Ram will remain restrained there any longer. She has brought the magic crystal that she mentioned would assist you both to pass the barrier. It's an emerald-colored, generic-looking crystal that reminds you of the one inside Roswaal's inner sanctum, and that is intended to be worn as a pendant. Frederica herself passes the pendant's cord over Emilia's head, and when the crystal rests on the half-elf's chest, she holds it to study it.
"Don't take it off, lady Emilia", Frederica says, sounding like a warning.
"Understood. Thank you, Frederica."
As you keep going over in your head about anything you might have missed, you think again about the villagers that confronted you when you went down for groceries.
"Please, you two, be careful", you say with a serious voice to the servants. "Some of the villagers have developed a serious grudge on us in general, and if they are as stupid as they look, they might attempt to take over our place. I don't want to go through a bunch of likely nightmarish ordeals at Sanctuary only to return and find out that you both have been slaughtered! How annoying that would be."
Frederica smirks, showing a peek of her predatory teeth through a side of her mouth, and she points at herself with her thumb.
"Are you forgetting how German I am?"
"You don't even know what that means, Frederica."
"Explain it then. I was waiting for you to tell me at some point. You can't read nor write our script, but in turn we don't know words you brought over from wherever you are from!"
You scratch your head.
"Ah, well... It was supposed to mean blonde, blue-eyed, hard-working, resilient, tough, strong..."
Frederica laughs. She strikes a pose straightening her back and balling her hands into fists at her waist. She looks proud.
"Why, thank you, Mr. Natsuki! You just made my day. A word full of meaning! Except for the color of my eyes, I'd say I'm the most German person there is!"
"You sure are. Listen, I haven't known you for long, but I already like you, so don't screw up around here, you damn lioness."
"Got it! I promise to be the best servant you ever had."
No way she'll surpass Rem, but you don't want to start an argument. And Petra steps towards you. She's forcing herself to erase the worry from her face with a smile, but her concern remains evident in her eyes.
"Please give me your hand, sir. You saved my life from that cultist, and I will always want to repay the favor."
Confused, you extend your arm towards the tween, and she ties carefully a white handkerchief around your wrist.
"It will keep you safe during your travels."
You examine the tied handkerchief, but it just looks like a square of cotton.
"Is it enchanted? Is this some magical artifact that your peasant family has passed down through generations?"
"Well... In our village whenever one of us decides to travel far away, it's a custom to tie a handkerchief around the traveller's wrist, because it will bring him or her good luck."
Your shoulders slump, and you narrow your eyes.
"It's completely useless!"
Emilia lets out a noise of dismay. She squeezes your shoulder.
"Subaru!" Emilia steps towards the tween and she strokes her reddish-brown hair. "We are grateful, Petra."
The tween's look of disappointment, as well as the tears growing in the corners of her eyes, almost elicit some emotion in you.
"I hope you have an uneventful trip, lady wi-... I mean..."
Emilia hugs Petra tightly.
"It's okay, my dear. I like it when you say it. Take good care of each other, and also of our sleeping resident, alright?"
When Emilia and you finally turn towards the back of the carriage, all four of you wave, even though you are standing at speaking distance with each other. You get on the carriage and sit on the same places of the bench you occupied when you came from the capital. Otto looks over his shoulder from the driver's seat.
"Everyone ready?" He sighs, and snaps the reins. Patrasche and the other ground dragon begin to pull. "Let's head into trouble, then."

The first act of the fourth arc of this story has ended. Look forward to a whole new place with a whole new way. Lots of new characters, and old ones we will see with different eyes.

Roleplaying through "Re:Zero" with the GPT-3 story generator (Part 40)

This entry covers part of the tenth volume of the original "Re:Zero" novels.

In the previous entry, the protagonist went through his humiliating first time with the hundreds of years old child librarian Beatrice.

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You must have finished cleaning your shameful mess in Beatrice's library around three in the morning. When you finally returned to your bedroom, you needed to sleep enough so your mana would recharge. Around the time that people wake up to live like normal human beings, part human beings Emilia and Frederica knocked on your locked door so you could join them, but you had to bother explaining that you were fine, that you had been learning some magic with Beatrice but that you fucked up, and that they needed to let you rest. You finally emerged to the world around six in the afternoon, feeling completely out of synch for wasting most of a day.
You get out of the mansion through one of the many secondary doors, and breathe the fresh air of this day that is coming to an end. You spot Frederica in the distance, as she's trimming some hedges near the main road that leads to the gate.
"So, how did your first magic lesson go?", Puck says. He appears by your side and flies in a pirouette until he hovers near your face. "It's hard to imagine you managed to cast any spell when you've seemed out of it ever since we returned to the mansion."
You take another deep breath for a completely different reason.
"What, weren't you attending my disgraceful lesson, flying while invisible and laughing at how much I botched that whole shooting mana thing, maybe while touching yourself?"
Puck smirks.
"I had things to do, important things, like scaring the hell out of some rats in a bin. But given your downcast eyes, I'm guessing you managed to disappoint our patient librarian."
"Thankfully for you, your slothful nature as a great spirit prevents you from knowing how it feels to shoot your load before you even get to take off your pants, metaphorically speaking."
Puck laughs.
"Don't worry, I won't tell Emilia. I fear that knowing such a detail might make her wonder whether her current infatuation is a sane path to pursue."
You look to the side.
"Maybe you should tell her, then", you mutter. "It'd make my life easier."
"It's not my place to tell anyone anything, much less my adoptive daughter Emi, when it would break her heart. Are you seriously still thinking about resisting her advances? Didn't we speak about this at length while you were crying, back at Crusch Karsten's den...?"
"I don't remember speaking to you about anything. And I'm already married."
Puck shakes his head.
"Ah, pretending to be Wilhelm, are we. While admiring that old guy could rub some of his savoir faire on you, his inability to move on from losing his wife is something to pity. As physically strong as he remains, psychologically he's as weak as they come."
You glare at the little cunt.
"If you are insulting me by proxy, I wouldn't consider weak someone who defeated a great spirit in his mind. Imitate Petelgeuse if you want, try to possess me, see how that goes for you."
A shiver makes Puck tremble from head to toe, and he retreats a bit.
"I assure you, kid, that of the few things I fear in this world, getting trapped in your mind is the most horrifying prospect."
Your glare softens as you sigh deeply.
"So, what is it that you wanted?"
"To give you a heads up, so you don't react like the unstable madman that you are when Emilia approaches you later on. She intends to employ her precious time giving you your first lesson to teach you how to read and write, something that you should have gone through as a child. You better appreciate her attentions. After all, she's one of the sweetest, most beautiful gals in the world, and you are you."
Although you can't take Puck's words as anything less than an attack, you are grateful that Emilia will bother teaching you such basic stuff. You figure that she has spent most of the day in her office, going through numerous official documents related to her wild attempt to become the next queen of this fantasy place. The poor girl must be stressed out, and spending time teaching you while simultaneously believing she's romancing you is a nice way for her to relax.

When you finally sit next to Emilia in front of her office desk, with both your suppers waiting at the sides of her desk so you will eat them while you learn, you hadn't considered that Emilia would step up her romancing game now that you've all returned home. She's wearing a silky nightgown that shows both her bare shoulders and also a generous amount of cleavage. Although the half-elf's tits aren't on Priscilla's level, or Rem's level for that matter, or Frederica's, she looks amazing. Her smooth, unblemished skin demands you to caress it, and whatever stuff she's perfumed herself with is affecting your brain like an aphrodisiac. You are tingling all over, even occasionally in your crotch, although you keep shifting around to prevent it. Given that you are blushing profusely, and feeling your heart speed up, she must have noticed by now that you are avoiding to stare at her otherworldly gorgeous face, those big purple eyes, and her moist lips that demand yours.
As she nudges your shoulder with hers, she keeps finding excuses to touch your hand with her warm fingertips. The flirting itself must be exciting this naive girl, for whom the only person she could trust before you returned to her life was a completely untrustworthy would be mass murderer.
You do try to focus on tracing the few dozen characters of this fantasy world script. You have already seen most of them written around in the capital and on documents that people you knew were holding, while you wished silently that they never asked you to read it along with them, or for them. Thankfully those characters are relatively simple, closer to Western script than to Japanese. You figure that it won't take a long time to become fluent with them, as long as you keep practicing. After all, you aren't in school, and you are truly attempting to learn something useful.
Emilia has brought a few books of fairy tales that she cherishes from her own childhood, and she's eager to share them with you. Her silver hair rests on your neck as she leans closer and reads softly word by word, asking you from time to time to pronounce some of the words made out of characters you have retained. It's getting harder and harder to think when most of your blood is flowing downwards. You take bites of your cold supper to distract yourself.
You fall into daydreams that steal away your focus to the extent that Emilia had to snap you out of it, although kindly, a few times. You remember this very same Emilia trembling and crying her eyes out in the village's plaza, when that villager with the wart was berating her for having caused, in his eyes, the death of his whole family. At her core, the half-elf seemed mostly shy and timid, and you are partly proud of how she's blossoming by pursuing you, although it's making your head spin and feel guilty as fuck. If Rem could see you now she would vomit, and possibly extract her custom flail from whatever magical pocket of her servant outfit she kept her weapon in.
The lesson comes to a point in which you can pronounce entire words by yourself as you follow the sentences on the book. The foreign-sounding syllables end up transforming into comprehensible words that for you sound like regular Japanese. It doesn't make any sense.
The two of you, although Puck has decided to perch on your head, end up sitting on the carpeted floor, backs against the bed frame as the books lie open on your lap. It must be around two in the morning. The moonlight shines through the window, and the lantern's glow has long since dimmed. Your eyes start to feel heavy.
"We should give up for tonight, Subaru...", Emilia says softly.
You must have fallen asleep for a moment. You look over to see Emilia rubbing her eyes. You no longer feel Puck's weight on your head, so maybe he's gone through his spirit version of falling sleep.
"Yeah, you're right... We can continue tomorrow night, or in the morning even. Although I've thought about waking up early from now on. I better take up on Wilhelm's advice and swing for a while whatever sword I find somewhere around here. You are going to bed already, I'm guessing. Good for you that Roswaal, or some more thoughtful ancestor of his, put beds even in the offices."
You realize you have spoken quickly out of nervousness. Like back during the carriage trip to the mansion, waking up next to the half-elf makes you feel as if you are cheating.
After you stand up and pat your legs absentmindedly, Emilia stands up enough so she can sit on the bed. She lifts her gaze towards you.
"You are going straight to sleep as well, aren't you, Subaru?"
"Yeah... Listen, Emilia, thank you so much for teaching me both tonight and other nights to come. You have no idea how much not knowing how to read hinders my life, although thinking about it for a few seconds would make it obvious. And also thank you for allowing me to return home. I must admit, though, that you look so gorgeous that it was making it quite hard for me to concentrate on the lesson."
Emilia laughs, and then keeps smiling at you so warmly that it makes you shiver.
"You look gorgeous as well, Subaru."
Emilia blushes a bit, which is when you realize that she expects you to make a move on her. For a moment your brain pictures you sitting next to the half-elf, caressing her silky hair, Emilia turning her face slowly towards you while separating her moist lips and looking down at your mouth. You feel your palms sweating and heat going through your body. The thought of betraying Rem even in your imagination makes your throat tighten.
"You do know, don't you?", Emilia says with a sad voice.
You realize you must have stood there acting weird for too long. Emilia has lowered her gaze to her lap, and is holding her hands on top of the silky skirt of her nightgown, near her bare knees.
You sigh.
"Yes, I do, but it's not that easy, and... well..." You have no excuses. You are only just realizing yourself of how selfish you are. "I'm in love with Rem. I can't just betray her like that."
Emilia's face darkens, but is still looking down. She inhales deeply and exhales slowly. When she lifts her head, she looks at you with a tearful expression.
"What am I going to do, Subaru? Never have I met a man who could make me feel the way you make me feel, and yet you won't even make a move. I can't stop my..." She quits midway through that sentence, and lifts her hand to her heart. "And you fought so much to save me, to save all of us..."
She starts tearing up, and before you know it you sit next to her and hug her. She embraces you tightly, and her tears fall on your hand, which is placed on her back. The two of you stay like that for a while.
"You don't need to feel sorry, Subaru", she murmurs, trying to sound calm. "I won't blame you for not loving me... My one wish is that we can be friends."
"I do love you, Emilia. Just not the same way I love my Rem."
Emilia sniffs.
"That's fine. I just... I don't want to lose you. We've been through so much already, and I don't want you to think I'm some clingy girl who would hold a grudge against you for not reciprocating my feelings."
"If that's a real concern of yours, I assure you that I will belong to your side until the day I die. Until my final death, I mean. If that ever happens."

You wake up shortly after sunrise the next day, even though you went to bed late. As you lie on your wide bed with your eyes open, you tell yourself that no way you are going through the trouble of standing up, taking a shower, dressing yourself, getting a sword and wandering to some appropriate spot of the huge yard to imitate Wilhelm's routine. However, you figure that you've vanquished greater evils than finding the motivation to start training, so you jump out of bed. Shortly after you snatch a fancy sword, probably a family legacy, stored in a display case near the dining room, and you head out to the yard. The early morning's air freshens your lungs while the mighty rays of the sun brighten your mood. You stand near a gazebo slightly hidden near some rows of hedges, and after you take a deep breath and you tell yourself that you aren't doing something stupid, you imitate Wilhelm's swings.
After a while the muscles in your arms and in your back get hotter, and you feel stronger. You figure that if you do this for a week, your strength will begin to go up. Your body will adapt to the exercises, and maybe you'll soak in some of Wilhelm's aura of murderous heroism.
In between your grunts, some of them exaggerated, you realize you are hearing the sound of something like scissors trimming the nearby hedges. You get uncomfortable. A couple of minutes later Frederica pops up from behind one of the wall-like hedges. She's already smiling, unsurprised to find you here, so you figure she has been spying on your graceful, manly movements for a while. She's wearing gloves and holding some sharp scissor-like thing you can't name, and she's gathered most of her voluminous, light blonde hair in a hair tie. She seems so zestful and awake at this hour that in comparison you feel as if your body must be operating on a quarter of her reserves of energy.
"I didn't take you for such a determined warrior, Mr. Natsuki."
Her voice sounded friendly, but the comment still annoys you.
"Morning, lioness. Turns out there are many fascinating things you don't know about me."
She smiles broadly, to the extent that the sun glistens on her predatory teeth, and you get the impression she wasn't paying attention to what you said. Even though you haven't stopped swinging and you are standing quite close to the gazebo, Frederica skillfully moves in front of you.
"Are you looking for someone to spar with?", she asks.
"I didn't take you for the sword fighting type."
"I haven't for a long time, since I was a child... Does swinging like that improve your skills, when you lack an opponent?"
You stop at the end of your current swing, and after thinking about it for a moment, you shrug.
"You know, I have no fucking clue. A guy I admire and whom I witnessed murdering a few very dangerous people did this every morning, and unless he was fighting his inner demons... Shit, he might have been."
Frederica's smile has not faded one bit. If she was someone else, you would have been creeped out, but you can sense that this girl is as easy-going as they come, yet still intelligent.
"I think you should continue your training... Maybe you should try to find an opponent?"
"Then it would be a sparring match."
"We could also wrestle for a bit."
Your brain freezes mid-swing, and your legs break out of your stance. When you recover your footing, you hold on to your sword as if to give yourself confidence. After a shiver runs down your spine, you concentrate on the glints of sunlight that brighten your blade, so you stop your mind from finishing the pictures it was drawing.
"I... I would say yes, Frederica, and I would also say yes. However, any wrestling match between us would consist on you pinning me down immediately with your superior German body, me losing most of my strength because I would feel your bountiful attributes compressing against me, and in turn you would find yourself occasionally poked by my rock-hard erection. So unless you are into that..."
Frederica laughs loudly while closing her eyes tight, and a moment later she hides her mouth with her hand. Her shoulders shake. When she lowers her hand, she's still displaying her triangled teeth.
"Too bad lady Emilia wouldn't like that one bit, would she?", she asks with a giggly voice.
She then leaves, disappearing behind some hedges. You stand there trembling as your heart beats quickly, and it takes you a bit of deep breathing to even attempt to return to swinging your sword. That damn teasing, exceedingly hot lioness.

Otto looks like he's living the life. Despite your horror stories, he has used the bathhouse, which would admittedly feel really good if it wasn't because you were permanently scarred there, and the merchant now also knows the joys of lounging half naked on an outdoor reclining chair while a precocious, skimpily dressed twelve-year-old serves him drinks, joys that in your previous world were usually reserved to the one-percenters.
When you walk up to Otto's side and he notices you, he grins and greets you cheerfully. He takes a sip from his drink.
"I have to say, these drink aren't as strong as that part beast servant claimed, but this all feels pretty damn cushy."
"When you're done with your absolute power trip there, maybe you and I could go down to the village to secure some food supplies. We might run through our reserves before the end of the week."
"Oh, of course. Always thinking about the future, that's Mr. Natsuki!"
"That's me, I guess."
"I heard from the ladies that you received your first magic lesson from the mansion's librarian. I tried to check out the place, but I couldn't find it anywhere."
"And you likely won't. It's protected by a spell. However, unless you want your back to break, you'd rather steer clear of the librarian. She's a great spirit with a short fuse. After I botched casting my first spell, she had me cleaning the bookshelves for hours."
Otto looks down and he seems suddenly worried, a huge contrast with his previous attitude. He then takes another sip.
"But you did learn something, didn't you?"
"Technically I would be able to cast the one spell she taught me, and like the madman with a hammer than I am I see all of you as nails for this recently acquired ability of mine, but Beatrice, that librarian, told me that I have damaged by gate by shooting all of my gooey essence at once. Until she gives me the thumbs up to try again, I should forget that I am a mighty magician."
Regarding your recently activated magic senses, though, you don't know whether to be worried or excited about Beatrice's likely accurate discovery that you have two superpowers. Why would you have a new one? And why hasn't it become obvious already? As you lied in bed, you explored the threads of control that you recognized regarding which parts of your body you can move to any degree, something you had become acutely aware of when Petelgeuse tried to steal your body, but you didn't find anything new. Maybe you need to practice more until you recognize and strengthen that new muscle. However, you already know that it is witch-given. Did Satella grant you another blessing slash curse deliberately? Either way, you're a freak.

Half an hour later you and Otto get together with the two servants in the kitchen area. Frederica is speaking about which supplies you should attempt to gather in the village. When Otto suggests that you both should bring a written list, Frederica shoots you a knowing yet considerate look, and hurries to begin writing the list herself. Ram must have told her you can't read so Frederica, as a servant, knew with what she shouldn't inconvenience you, and you figure that Petra has found out about it as well. You glance at Otto. You had asked Emilia to teach you how to read back at the carriage, but you don't know how clearly the merchant could hear from the driver's seat, nor how loud you both were speaking at that moment. You find this secrecy humiliating. There are far worse things in life, you know it damn well, than being illiterate.
"Emilia is teaching me how to read and write," you say, "and she turned out to be talented at making somewhat idiotic people learn stuff. So in a short while I won't burden you girls with this task on top of the many others you take care of."
Frederica is addled for a moment, but she smiles softly. Her eyes tell you that she understands you wanted to free her both from having to hide your weakness.
"That's very kind of you," the lioness says, bowing her head a bit to you.
"Well, I mean, you both deserve a break every now and then. And maybe you could teach me how to prepare some of those... soups or whatever it is you make."
Frederica chuckles.
Otto has arched an eyebrow and is looking down at the table as if thinking about your interaction.
"Care to share your thoughts, Otto?", you say.
"To be honest, the question that sparked in my mind was how would a general organize such an operation as the one I got myself tangled in, when he doesn't know how to read nor write."
"For starters, I did tell you that me being a general was a historical anomaly. I can almost assure you that you will never witness me leading another operation like that, and not precisely because we intend to kill you and bury you in the garden. How come I have managed to get by in this fantasy world despite being illiterate? I have an excellent memory and good sense of orientation. Nah, just kidding. I have managed to survive because I can rely on awesome people who do stuff I can't do."
Otto, still looking down at the table, smiles a bit.
"Good to know that you can lead an army to victory by trusting your subordinates and really knowing how the whole system works."
"I wouldn't go as far as saying that I really know anything, but I will continue relying on others' talents as soon as when we reach the village, because you'll likely have to deal with the local vendors yourself."
"Alright then, sounds like a solid plan."
Both servants look towards the door, and you realize that Emilia has entered the kitchen, seemingly attracted by the lively conversation. The half-elf eyes you all shyly as if she feels left out.
"Is something going on...?"
"Oh!", Otto blurts out. "We're just preparing to leave for the village. You're welcome to join, lady Emilia!"
"Th-thank you... but I'm not sure if my face will be welcome there..."
Otto frowns a bit as he looks at her directly in the eyes.
"Of course it will! You have done nothing wrong!"
"... You didn't hear?"
"Heard what?"
Emilia closes her eyes and sighs.
"The village... The villagers think I'm a witch."
Otto opens his mouth to insist, but you interrupt him.
"Yeah, I don't know what kind of atmosphere we are going to find down there, with seemingly only a quarter or fewer of the villagers remaining after Ram took quite a few with her to Sanctuary, and we already know that some are pissed, although maybe just at me. If you don't want to come, that's alright, Emilia. Do you want us to bring you something, though?"
She nods.
"Yes, some fruit would be nice. Some appas maybe..."

Shortly after you and Otto are following the main road out of the mansion's grounds, when the merchant points to his carriage.
"Let's find your ground dragon, Mr. Natsuki. I have a carriage, so we might as well use it."
You nod, and call out Patrasche's name. She soon lumbers out from behind some hedges alongside the road and obeys your calls to approach the carriage.
"Ain't she the cutest girl you've ever seen?", you say to the merchant as you pat the ground dragon's scaly flank.
"She's certainly a good deal less scary than the bigger ones", Otto says. "I mean, she doesn't even have big teeth or anything. Not to disparage your loyal ground dragon, though, but she doesn't hold a candle to lady Emilia!"
While he says this, he looks over at the carriage with a starry gleam in his eyes, which makes him miss the glance that Patrasche shoots at him. You smile and pat the merchant's back.
Once you reach the village, Otto parks on one side of the main plaza, where you recall that one of the frontlines of both Crusch's soldiers and the Iron Fang's mercenaries had battled to the death against the tide of cultists. Maybe due to the lack of hoses in this fantasy world, some patches of the dirt remain dyed reddish-black, as if the liters of blood had become mixed permanently with the ground. Most of the two-story houses facing the plaza have been ruined, and a few have collapsed entirely. Nobody has cleared the rubble piled up, although some villagers have extracted or dislodged some furniture from the damaged houses, which is gathered near their front walls as if waiting for some waste collector to carry them away.
When you and Otto climb down from the driver's seat, you are gazed upon by a few villagers. All of them are either in their twenties or early thirties, and have the expected weary but determined look in their eyes. They are all dressed in worn yet still colorful clothing. Some whisper to each other, and others avert their eyes.
Otto leans towards you.
"Mr. Natsuki, they could hardly be more suspicious. They behave as if they had been insulted."
"I don't know where they could have gotten that idea. But let's forget about these fuckers and hit whatever passes for grocery stores around these miserable parts."
You and Otto wander around until you find a building with something similar to a storefront. The man in his thirties that was chopping meat inside doesn't look pleased with your arrival, particularly when he recognizes you as the one who convinced them to evacuate the village, but after you exchange some of Roswaal's spare change, the guy relaxes as if life has returned to normal. You repeat this routine in two other stores until you've found most of the items that Frederica requested, including a bunch of appas for Emilia, but you and Otto quickly lose your determination to find out what corner of the village could sell the remaining items, because the quality and amount of onlookers have upgraded from people you casually passed by to a bunch of people following you both. You walk briskly with your groceries towards the carriage parked in the village's plaza. You hear some mumbling on your way, but try not to pay attention.
As Otto loads the groceries on the back of the carriage and you pat Patrasche's head, you suddenly hear a yell from behind.
"Are you just going to leave without addressing us!?"
You turn around and see a group of people, about seven or eight, catching up to you both. While they aren't the biggest bunch of dudes you've faced, they do look particularly angry.
"Yeah, you're that bastard aren't you? The one who ordered everyone to evacuate!"
One of the villagers, a guy in his mid twenties with a conspicuous sewn wound on his bare arm, has a firm grip on a rock.
"I am that bastard, yeah", you say calmly. "Do you have something to say?"
The guy who addressed you frowns and looks back to his friends, who all seem to be encouraging him. Patrasche growls a bit.
"Look at our houses! That one near the corner is mine, and the whole second floor collapsed during the fight, crushing most of my stuff on the first floor! I'm occupying now one of the vacant houses, and I don't even know if it belongs to someone who got killed by that cult, or to any of the villagers that left with that scary, grumpy, pink-haired servant girl!"
"What about me?" Another villager, with a big bushy beard, speaks up. "My house collapsed as well, and I lost my business with it. We all did!"
"Yeah! What about us!?"
Otto places a hand on your shoulder, and Patrasche growls.
"Mr. Natsuki, I don't think we should...", Otto says with a trembling voice.
You wave him off and turn back to the villagers.
"Well, I hope you get them houses fixed soon. It's not right to live in other people's abodes, or on the streets. You don't even have proper pavement in your village, its just a bunch of dirt! I would be pissed too."
"That's what you should tell us! When will you rebuild them!? We need to return to our normal lives! And we have lost many if not most of our possessions as well!"
One of the villagers who you hadn't noticed, and who has been silent this whole time, a young girl around seventeen, steps forward.
"They're right, mister noble. We have lost everything, and now we're forced to live a life we didn't choose!"
You shake your head.
"Do I look like a construction worker? Why the hell would I be in charge of rebuilding your shit? Just because I told you to evacuate to avoid getting massacred by that cult?"
Some of the villagers look at each other. The guy with a bushy beard frowns in confusion and raises his voice.
"You work for the lord! Don't pretend that you don't! He's responsible for our security, and the village was almost destroyed when those cultists attacked! We lost so many people! And where are the ones that we sent with that pink-haired servant!? We haven't heard anything from them!"
"Ah, you think I represent that clown. Listen, Roswaal is missing. He was missing already when the Witch's Cult almost Apocalypsed the world, and he hasn't returned yet. We can't locate him nor find out what happened."
A few villagers complain at the same time, but the bearded guy interrupts them by speaking louder.
"We don't care! We're not stupid! You work for the man who destroyed our lives and homes, you have to help us!"
Before you answer, the girl continues with a conciliatory tone.
"The lord abandoned us during the assault, and now we don't know when we will be able to return to our own homes. We can get by because the cultists didn't burn our farms nor kill our animals, but we feel that we haven't been supported in any way!"
You have grown angry, but not at these idiots for bothering you, but at Roswaal. If he hasn't returned because some trouble in that Sanctuary place restrained him there, if he simply chose to stay away, you don't think you will be able to let that pass. It's not just that he abandoned the villagers as well as his own employees, but that he forced you to deal with the aftermath of his indolence. Crusch would have faced the tide of cultists and sliced many of them in half, and then she would have organized the reconstruction the next day. She would have sent some of her staff to feed the villagers if necessary.
"Let me tell you something", you say with a raspy voice. "That motherfucking clown abandoned us too. His own people. We knew the cult was coming to murder our friend and kill everybody at your village, and that Roswaal just left. I had to break my back and inflict an unhealthy amount of mental scars upon myself so I could bring over a couple of armies so as few people as possible got killed. And after we managed to survive that nightmare, the clown hasn't returned yet. We can't get to where he's supposed to be, because he hasn't told us the location. You guys have the right to be angry. I would personally beat that lazy piece of shit up if I got the chance."
The sheer honesty of your words causes them to reassess you. A guy murmurs that you are right, that he saw you during the battle as you were fighting. Their expressions shift, and some look back with a bit of remorse in their eyes.
"I didn't expect such a statement from someone like you", one of them says, a guy who had kept quiet.
You suddenly realize that you can't just wait, even if just because these people won't stop bothering you about whatever Roswaal does or doesn't. The clown should answer for himself.
The guy with the bushy beard has kept frowning since the confrontation started, and doesn't seem to have any intention to calm down.
"You can dismiss our complaints easily because you live at that huge mansion! You enjoy every kind of luxury! What would you know about losing your home, finding out that most of your stuff has gotten destroyed? And plenty of the villagers that have survived have lost family members!"
"I lost my home and my family too", you say with a hollow voice.
Your words as well as your tone throw the guy off for a moment, but he ends up shaking his head.
"No! You're different, because you had that mansion to run back to! You stay there enjoying the good life! If you really understood how we feel, you wouldn't be able to dismiss our concerns this easily."
Before you recover from your sudden gloom, another guy, who had hidden himself behind a larger man, contributes to the conversation for the first time.
"M-Maybe we should take the mansion for ourselves!"
Otto mutters something with a trembling voice, and out of the corner of your eye you notice him shuffling towards your back, maybe to the carriage.
A weasely looking kid in his early twenties encourages the previous idiot's idea by shouting that they should burn things down, in general. To be fair to most of the crowd, they insist on shushing those two.
You sigh deeply.
"Again with the burning stuff down. Good luck. Everybody who tries to assault the mansion will die, the same way we took care of the Witch's Cult. Roswaal might be an indolent clown, but he hires his maids for their combination of hotness and murderous abilities. Our resident lioness alone would be able to handle all of you pitchfork-wielding motherfuckers."
The crowd seem dumbfounded by your outburst. You climb to the driver's seat calmly, and when Otto unfreezes, still wide-eyed, he does the same and grabs the reins. Patrasche keeps glaring at the crowd and showing her teeth.
"We will locate the clown and make him pay, in many ways. If Ram is still alive, every villager who left must be hanging out with our bitchy servant. No way she let them die if she's still standing. Now get out of the way."
Otto snaps the reins, and the carriage rolls forward. The villagers stare at you as you leave. You assume they didn't move out of fear of Patrasche or perhaps a mixture of embarrassment and confusion.
One of the villagers snaps out of it enough to shout at you in particular.
"A-And I don't fuck goats! That's a dirty thing to do!"
You turn towards him and reply loudly.
"You avoid fucking goats because of the unhygienic aspect of it, huh? I wouldn't care if you fucked all your barn animals. We all have our fetishes."
Once Patrasche is already pulling uphill, Otto looks over his shoulder, and when he realizes that the village has disappeared behind a bend on the road, he slumps his shoulders and lets out a deep sigh. He holds his trembling left hand in front of his face, which is slowly regaining its color.
"Mr. Natsuki, you are cold as steel! You weren't fazed by those rough looking men becoming more and more hostile! That's a general for you. No wonder even such a bunch of unruly half-beast mercenaries followed you!"
"The Iron Fang is a professional mercenary band. And again, you are too fixated on my role in that operation!"
"That's how I was introduced to you! My very first impression! Goodness, my heart... You looked as if you could have vanquished those villagers single-handedly if they had attacked you."
You pat him on the shoulder a couple times.
"No, I wouldn't have been able to do shit. I suppose that my natural confidence helps, but the fact is that dying doesn't bother me."
Your cold words cause him to flinch.
"You mean that you don't value your life? Well, I do fear death, and you were almost welcoming it! Wait, don't tell me that you are suicidal!"
"You are going to accuse me of that too?"
"Other people have already brought it up!? Mr. Natsuki... It's this about your unfortunately comatose girlfriend?"
You rub your eyes. You feel tired all of a sudden.
"Sorry, Otto. It's just that after you have lost your dick and still survived with your sanity relatively intact, few things can truly bother you."
Otto lets out a noise of distress. He shoots a glance at your crotch, but he then straightens his back and stares forward as his face whitens again.
"You have been castrated", he states with a thin voice. "By the gods... I can't... I don't know what to say about that. Now I understand why it affected you so much to face your lord's member from so close. It reminded you of your nightmarish trauma!"
You turn towards him on your seat and shake your hand dismissively.
"Hey, don't go claiming shit like that! I lost my dick, yes, but I recovered it since. It's all good."
Otto alternates between following the ascending road and trying to read your expression.
"I suppose I shouldn't be so surprised that a camp with such competent magic users would be able to reattach a cut-off penis, but I don't believe for a second that everything returned to normality!"
"You don't believe it!? Let me show you then!"
You lift your ass off the seat to pull down your pants and underwear enough. It's chilly. Otto raises his palm next to his face as a screen so he won't see your crotch even involuntarily.
"No! I'm sorry I doubted your words, Mr. Natsuki!"
"No way! You don't tell a guy that his dick don't work no more and then not expect him to prove otherwise!"
"Stop it, please! We will end up crashing!"

I'm taking my sweet time with this first act of the fourth arc, but there's plenty more to set up than in the original novels or the anime adaptation due to how the retelling has diverged from the original events. I'm loving the dynamic with the new cast members, particularly with the German lioness, but I miss Crusch's crew.

Roleplaying through "Re:Zero" with the GPT-3 story generator (Part 39)

This entry covers part of the tenth volume of the original "Re:Zero" novels.

GPT-3 is a cutting-edge language processing algorithm used in the premium version of the online site AI Dungeon.

First season

-Check the links for the previous season in the previous entry, because I hit the character limit with this one.

Second season

-Link for part 31
-Link for part 32
-Link for part 33
-Link for part 34
-Link for part 35
-Link for part 36
-Link for part 37
-Link for part 38

After supper you rushed to the bedroom that Emilia chose for your sleeping beauty. After you close the door behind you, the atmosphere of the room, with the moonlight bathing Rem's deadpan face, takes you back to those nights you spent at Crusch's place lying next to your girl, caressing her beautiful skin and wallowing in many painful thoughts. Your lungs have already refused to work properly, and your heart is getting squeezed. You sit next to Rem and lower your head to kiss her forehead. You listen to her breathing softly.
That nerdy doctor had told you that this curse or whatever it is doesn't cause any decay on the body of the victim and neither do they need to eat, which obliterates the laws of thermodynamics, but you are trusting him blindly. You recall watching on television how people in a coma or who had to spend a lot of time in bed for whatever illness, ended up not only atrophying their limbs, but also producing bedsores unless someone took care of them. What did they do? You faintly remember images of nurses stretching and compressing the bedridden person's limbs. That seems doable, you'll gladly tend to her like that every day.
As usual, the limp feeling of her arms when you move them, this time lifting them and testing the limits of their joints, makes your vision go all misty. You feel as if that's never going to change, that if you end up becoming a fifty or sixty year old not remotely as resilient as Wilhelm, you'll keep returning to Rem's side even though she remains expressionless and forever young.
After you pull down the sheets to uncover your beloved demon servant, you grab her legs and lift them to your shoulders so you can kneel properly in front of her waist. You then fold her legs and push yourself forward to compress them against her body. You've done this a few times when you hear a gasp coming from the door. Petra is standing there looking flabbergasted while she holds her palm against her mouth.
You get instantly mad, and wish to shout at the tween to get the fuck out. You were about to jump from the bed, but you first put down Rem's legs carefully so she lies normally on her back. When you stand up at the foot of the bed, you are clenching your teeth, and you refuse to look at the tween in the eyes.
"Damn it, girl! Can't you knock or something? Didn't Frederica tell you not to bother the residents in their bedrooms?"
Petra is alternating between eyeing you and Rem. She likely thinks she's seen something she shouldn't.
"I-I knocked! But nobody answered, so I used my judgment and came in anyway. And I can't stay away, sir! Frederica told me to check on her a few times a day. What if she vomits, or chokes somehow...?"
"Well, I didn't hear anything. Why don't people install bolts on their mansion's doors? Are all of the rich people in this fantasy world voyeurs who want that excuse if they decide to walk into someone's bedroom?"
"There are bolts on the doors of this mansion, sir..." She turns, points at it and then slides it back and forth.
You sigh. You sit on the edge of the bed and hold your head for a moment.
"What do you think you've just seen, Petra?"
"You were pushing her folded legs against her torso while you stared at the sleeping servant with hungry eyes, sir."
"Hungry eyes!? I wasn't... Well, I would be entitled to! She's my beloved girl, even though she's in a coma! And it's not as if I was doing anything I shouldn't!"
Petra looks worried and confused. She doesn't know why you aren't talking to her that way.
"Do you need any help, sir? I could keep the girl company for you while you go do your business."
"This demon servant is my girlfriend. It's not a chore to be with her. And I wasn't doing anything wrong, as I said, so erase whatever nonsense you just made up in your tween brain. I was trying to help Rem."
"I don't... Does that mean you'll accept my help, sir?"
You stand up and pace to the window and back while shaking your head.
"This is what I told that lioness. These things just happen. And worse! It's not my fault. Listen, Petra, I wasn't doing her, alright? I won't go as low as having sex with my unconscious girlfriend! That's a scumbag move. What if she gets pregnant? I wouldn't be able to explain that to the child when he or she grows up. My spawn would turn into a fucked up adult! There's no way he or she would grow up right with such an origin story."
"I don't understand what the problem is, sir. I know enough that sex isn't as bad as everyone seems to make it out to be."
You step towards Petra, who looks up at you with her brows arched as if she has no clue what you are doing.
"That's not a thing that should have come out of your mouth! I wasn't having sex with my Rem, I was trying to prevent her body from atrophying, or from getting bedsores, or something. I saw it on television! Get your mind out of the gutter. Damn kids these days..."
"I'm not a kid, sir! I'm a grown woman! I already went through my first period and everything, and I'm working as a servant, so I have to get into the rooms..."
Your left eye has begun to twitch.
"You people in this fantasy world are out of your minds. Your whole set of values is ass-backwards. A grown woman, you say! I'd like to see you take a dick and then rep-... No, I wouldn't want to see that!"
You sit down hard on the bed, which makes Rem bounce, and after you turn your torso sharply towards her to make sure she won't fall off the bed, you hide your face with your hands.
"I want to cry, Petra", you mutter with a hollow voice. "That's what you've done. Now I just want to start crying. That's what you do to people when you walk into their bedrooms unannounced."
You peek from between your fingers to see the girl's worried face.
"I am sorry I caused you trouble. You saved my life and everything during the attack, and I'll always remain in debt with you for that..."
"Consider the debt rescinded! No more weirdness!"
"... O-Okay. Again, I apologize. I'll make sure to knock harder and wait longer for a response next time, even to enter a bedroom where the resident is unconscious..."
You take a deep breath and stand up again while you avoid looking at the tween straight in the face. Your stomach is churning.
"The lesson you need to learn about this encounter is that you should always be careful when entering people's bedrooms, unless you want to see a guy balls-deep into someone else. Do you understand?"
"Yes..."
"Okay, then leave me alone. There's nothing else that needs to be said. Except that, please, don't tell anybody about this disastrous encounter."
The girl nods.
"I won't, sir, although I'm not sure what happened..."
She leaves the room with her body turned sideways, looking awkward.
You sit back on the edge of the bed while your heart beats loudly. Your mood has curdled, and when you look back at Rem, you feel a pang of guilt. Even if you killed yourself, as you suddenly wish to, it wouldn't change that if you considered handling Rem's body the same way, nothing would erase in your mind the notion that you might be doing something wrong, or that other people would think you are. Now that Rem is gone, you can't accrue more more positive memories with her, only an increasing number of sad or regretful ones.
You get up and leave your beloved's room. The hallway is empty, and eerily silent. Your steps make no noise on the carpet as your legs keep carrying you even though you haven't decided on a destination. Before your mood soured, you had already thought of visiting Beatrice, but you aren't so sure anymore. You haven't seen the ancient spirit for so long, as the last time happened before your self-imposed loop at Crusch's mansion, that you have gone way out of synch with how she expects you to be. That conversation would demand plenty of maneuvering on your part. However, you want to thank the librarian for saving you: if she hadn't messed with your essence so you could both face Satella whenever you died and also see Petelgeuse's Unseen Hands, you doubt you could have ever defeated that ancient ghost. As you keep walking and remembering that kooky, irritable, hundreds of years old librarian, and how she had helped you so much even though you had only bothered her, you don't care anymore that Petra has ruined your day: you want to see Beatrice again.

You pass by your bedroom to grab Beatrice's gift, and then you begin the search for the door that opens to the magical library. Beatrice hides its location through a Passage spell that makes it so you will never find it unless you are extremely lucky, or Beatrice wants you to find it, or your name is Natsuki Subaru, because it only takes you four attempts, guided by your instincts, until you open a door and get a good whiff of centuries old books. Maybe you can find Beatrice easily thanks to your high compatibility with spirits that Julius mentioned, or because your only natural talent is foiling people's carefully laid plans.
Beatrice is sitting on her favorite chair as usual, in the corridor between two bookshelves. She lifts her child face towards you from the book she was reading, but her expression doesn't change. Your memories of this hundreds of years old child spirit had diverged a bit from the person who sits in front of you. She has her blonde hair in two long hair tails, and although her irises are weird enough, because they have the faint shape of butterflies, what you always found jarring is her outfit: she's wearing a red and white plush-like dress, which makes her look as if she died on stage while she was performing a Christmas play in school. You wonder if this great spirit was ever alive to begin with, because you doubt that Puck was.
"You took your time", Beatrice says. "After you people dealt with the Witch's Cult, I had expected that you and the silly girl would have returned to the mansion right away. Did you get yourselves distracted in the capital, I wonder...?"
Hearing this girl's voice tickles your mood. You feel like joking around with her, teasing her so she will get fake mad. You always got the sense that although she can't bring herself to admit it, she enjoys getting interrupted from her tiring duty to protect the library even though seemingly nobody wants to threaten it.
"Plenty of sights to see and alcohol to drink, for sure." A smile grows on your lips. "But then we thought that there was no way we could leave Beatrice alone. Doing little else than read books and mess with corpses for hundreds of years would get on anyone's nerves."
A frown grows on her face.
"Don't I always seem perfectly content, I wonder...? Like I look forward to your visits! They take me out of this place even in my mind, which otherwise I wouldn't leave unless it was completely necessary, I suppose."
"It's perfectly fine if your dreams consist of nothing but reading books and fiddling with corpses. It just happens that I need to indulge in far more debauchery to find my contentment. These perishable shells demand it, but you wouldn't know about it."
One of Beatrice's eyebrows twitches.
"Would any spirit want to burden itself with the demands of your transitory forms, I wonder? Besides, I'm far too busy fulfilling my contract, I suppose."
She's trying to hide it from you, but great spirit or not, she remains a person. She's been here for far too long. Anyone would want a break, but you don't know how you could help beyond distracting her from time to time.
"You know the whole deal about the Witch's Cult assaulting the village, wanting to kill Emilia and all that, right?", you ask. "A big thing that happened. I missed you during those perilous hours. I'm sure someone considered a great spirit would have been able to help in some way, if only because we would get to see your cute face."
Beatrice pouts playfully.
"Cute is it, I wonder...? I suppose my face would be the only part of me that wouldn't frighten children. But should you get to scold me about my actions during the Witch's Cult attack on the silly girl, I wonder? I am tasked to fulfill my contract, which involves protecting the library and securing the integrity of the mansion. And have you noticed that the mansion and the library stand in one piece, I wonder?"
You are pretty sure that Beatrice did nothing whatsoever. And by now you know that spirits have a hard time understanding how terrifying it is to face impending doom, as well as anticipating the mind-shattering pain that might come. However, even if Beatrice didn't move a finger to defend the mansion physically, she did contribute to your victory by messing with your insides.
"Yes, you've certainly done a great job in that regard. But let me get to my main point. I've been aching to thank you for how much you have helped me, even if you don't remember it."
Beatrice raises an eyebrow in confusion.
"I have never helped you beyond lifting that demon dog's curse, I suppose, and any healer with enough ability would have done so. Should I have helped more someone who keeps bothering me, I wonder...?"
"Oh, certainly. You've been my lucky charm ever since I met you. I would have been content with that alone, but you messed with my magical insides, calibrated some essence, and thanks to that I could see horrifying stuff like ghostly arms and a stalkerish dead witch. I wouldn't have made it this far if it wasn't for your irritable self, for sure."
Beatrice looks annoyed.
"Are you making any sense, I wonder? I have never done anything like calibrating some essence in you. I would have never used such a vague expression, I suppose."
You have been growing increasingly giddy just by talking to her, and you can tell that Beatrice is disturbed about the smile pasted on your face.
"Yeah, you did some magical shit on me, you kooky girl!"
After you let out an excited noise, you grab Beatrice's waist and lift her from the chair as if she were a toddler. She weights even less than a child. As you turn in circles while laughing, Beatrice shakes her arms and yells.
"What are you doing, I wonder!? Put me down, you buffoon! I didn't do anything to you, I swear on Mother!"
You hadn't considered obeying her until you notice the distress in her child face, including her moistening eyes, but Beatrice extends her right arm towards you and shouts some arcane term. You find yourself thrown back as by a gigantic bouncer, and your back hits one of the bookshelves. You fall on the ground with a loud thud. A bunch of books that had jumped from the shelves hit you along the back and in the head. You rest on your forearms for a few seconds as you try to recover your breath. Your back hurts bad, as if you had been hit with a baseball bat, but it doesn't hurt as much as knowing that Beatrice has done that to you deliberately.
Beatrice is huddled on the floor next to her chair, hugging her knees while eyeing you as if she fears what else you could do to her. She looks disturbed as if you had burst deliberately into the bathroom where she was taking a shower. A couple of tears roll down her cheeks.
A cold chill runs through your body, and even when it stops, you still feel ill. You have hurt Beatrice even though you hadn't intended it for a moment. You don't know her at all, then, because you wouldn't have expected her to react this way. Even though the sudden pain in your back increases when you fill your lungs, the way the hundreds of years old child glares at you with her teary eyes hurts a thousand times more.
"You take too many liberties with me, I suppose!", Beatrice shouts with a shaky voice. "I am a great spirit, and you are merely a human! You take a few steps in this world and then disappear!"
Beatrice looks more scared of you than angry. Even though you are useless and mostly powerless, burdened with an ability that only allows you to help people after you die, this powerful spirit fears you. You remember the numerous occasions in which that nasty Ferris had lectured you about consent, and maybe you should have listened to any of it. You feel horrible.
You prostrate yourself towards Beatrice until your nose touches the floor.
"Please, forgive me, Beatrice. I didn't know it would bother you so much! I was just excited because I hadn't seen you in a long time and I like you very much. Don't cry anymore because I'm a complete idiot!"
After a few seconds you hear Beatrice walking towards you, and then she steps on your back with all of her might. It hurts, but you don't dare move. Despite her lightness, you feel her leaving a footprint on your back with her heel. You wince and grunt in pain.
"You should learn to read the mood, I suppose! If you're too dense to know when to contain yourself, how do you survive in this world?"
"I don't know, Beatrice", you say with a hollow voice. "Mostly by pure luck, I guess, and by confusing people with my idiocy."
"It's just like when we first met, I suppose. You can't take a hint and you come across as very creepy sometimes."
"I'm sorry, Beatrice."
The librarian gives you another shot with her heel.
"Apologies don't fix everything. It takes a lot of work to rebuild trust, I suppose."
"I know that."
"Do you really, I wonder? You're very dense, I suppose."
"I'm really, really sorry, Beatrice."
"Stop saying you're sorry and get up!"
After Beatrice steps away, you recline your back until you are kneeling. She puts her hands on her hips and looks down at you. Beatrice has stopped crying, and has calmed down almost entirely. You stare at each other for a few seconds as the silence consumes the room, but then she sighs.
"Fine! I forgive you, I suppose."
"Thank you, great librarian and also great spirit who is way greater than lowly humans. I mean it. I will make sure not to lift you like a child ever again."
You force yourself to smile, even though you still feel cold and your back hurts like hell. She notices you grimacing, and then she walks to your side and illuminates her palm with a dark, purplish light. You hold your breath in case she intends to murder you, but you recognize the balm-like warmth of a healing spell, and your pain goes away. When you fill your lungs again, it's as if she never threw you violently against a bookshelf.
"You do care about me after all, Beatrice", you say with a thin voice.
She looks to the side and her cheeks redden a bit.
"Don't push it, I suppose. I care enough that I won't let you die without healing you."
"I would have died from that hit!? Nevermind, thank you, kind Beatrice."
"Anyway, you stink, I suppose."
"An old-timey insult. I'll take it. Ah, you mean that I smell like Satella."
Beatrice snaps her head back in surprise.
"How did you know I meant like the witch, I wonder...?"
You stand up and pick up the nearest book that had fallen on you, to return it to its shelf.
"It's a long story with many unbelievable details, but please, sit down and wait for a moment until I tidy up this mess."
After you have finished returning every book to its approximate place of origin, you brush the dust off your clothes and sigh. Beatrice is staring at you while frowning.
"I'm not sure how to broach the topic, to be honest," you begin, "but you already knew-... Ah, I completely forgot! I had brought you a gift that I picked up during the cult's assault."
"You smelling like Satella is too significant for a change of subject, I suppose!"
"It's alright, it can wait. But where have I left it...?"
You look around and you notice that you must have dropped Petelgeuse's Gospel near the opposite bookshelf, as you were about to do something as reckless as grabbing and lifting a great spirit, regardless of her looking like a child. You pick the Gospel up. It's too stained with blood and unknown fluids to be considered a gift under any circumstance, but you figure that someone like Beatrice would appreciate it. You offer the book to her, and she eyes it dubitatively while parting her lips.
"Is that what I think it is, I wonder?"
Beatrice takes it with much more care than you ever did, almost as if she's afraid the pages might turn to ash. She opens it, and you watch as her eyes scan the pages.
"You know what it is, I'm guessing", you say.
She stares at you while narrowing her eyes.
"Is this your Gospel?"
"Mine!?", you raise your palms. "I'm not a cultist! And me smelling like that looped witch doesn't have anything to do with it! We looted this Gospel from the Archbishop's corpse. From one of his corpses anyway."
"What was that Archbishop's name, I wonder...?", she asks cautiously, as if she doesn't want to hear the answer.
"It belonged to none other than the previously unkillable Archbishop of Sloth, Petelgeuse Romanee-Conti, madman extraordinaire, that I nevertheless defeated with my own two hands, sort of."
Beatrice's eyebrows rise for a moment, and then the sadness that overwhelms her expression erases the smile from your own face. Her shoulders slump, and she holds the book against her chest.
"I suppose you have left me as well, Geuse..."
The quiet sadness of her voice paralyzes you. It's as if she has just lost someone dear to her. You swallow.
"Beatrice... How come you knew Petelgeuse?"
She shakes her head slowly. Her gaze is fixed on the carpet.
"Do the great spirits of this fantasy world belong to some sort of club, go to meetings, shit like that?", you insist, and chuckle nervously. "Or is it that the older a spirit is, the more likely she knows everybody in whatever passes for an afterlife around here? Please tell me, Beako."
"I'm not that old, I suppose! And that's not my name. Don't I have a perfectly good name already, I wonder?"
"Please tell me, Beatrice! How do you know that horrible bastard!?"
Beatrice leaves the Gospel carefully on a piece of furniture to her side, that looks like a nightstand. She narrows her eyes at you.
"What business is it of yours, I wonder?"
"I kind of deserve to know! Everything nearly ended because he fucked with us."
"I can't tell you anything about that man, I suppose. It's not my place to speak anymore about what went on in the old world. You would not understand even if I told you, I suppose."
You sigh in exasperation. You can tell it would be a waste to keep asking her about it. She has no intention of bothering to explain. Your heart is beating loudly, and as you stare at the child-looking spirit, you have no choice but to face in your mind that you know very little about her, even if you are very fond of this kooky girl.
"Beatrice... Can I trust you?"
She looks at you confused, and tilts her head.
"What gave you the idea that I wasn't trustworthy in the first place, I wonder? Am I not the one who has been there for you through thick and thin? Have I ever lied to you?"
"Well, that whole thing about you knowing Petelgeuse bothers me. And I'm not sure what you mean about being here for me through thick and thin! You don't even know what you did in that previous lifetime of mine!"
Beatrice shakes her head at your outburst.
"You know that we come with but a single purpose. You don't threaten the library and you belong to Roswaal's people, so I'm on your side, as I have been from the beginning, I suppose."
You turn away for a moment to rub your eyes, and when you face the librarian again, you feel deflated. She looks annoyed.
"Will you tell me about your connection with Satella, I wonder?", she asks prickly. "Are you an Archbishop of the cult?"
"How can you ask that so casually!? I'm not a cultist, I already told you!"
"Why would you smell like the witch if that wasn't the case, I wonder?"
"We have already gone through this, with you and with many other people, but I guess I'll need to do it again. I have a blessing, or curse, granted to me by Satella herself. You already told me that she left part of her essence inside of me."
Beatrice seems to be listening intently, so you continue.
"Whenever I die I meet Satella again. She has filled the deepest part of myself, the abyss if you will, with her endless love, and every time I die, usually after horrifying pain, that old witch slash bitch is sure to repeat to me how much she loves my bones. Then she sends me to the past. You already know this, Beatrice, because we spoke about it in a different timeline. I froze to death in that one, I think."
Beatrice looks aside as if to think about your words.
"If you're immortal and only sent to the past, then why call it a curse, I wonder? It seems logical that you are in fact not cursed but blessed by her."
"You wouldn't say the same after you lost your dick like I have. But then again you wouldn't know how it feels to have a dick, or a real body for that matter."
Beatrice frowns in disgust.
"It's not like I wanted this to happen," you mutter, "or asked for it in the first place. I didn't want to lose my family either... But I guess Satella needs me more than my parents did, so I can't be selfish."
Beatrice narrows her eyes and holds your gaze through your silence. Her lips make a wet sound when she finally opens her mouth to speak.
"I will need to see for myself, I suppose. Follow me."
After she climbs down from her chair and turns away without waiting for you to follow her, you catch up to the child spirit.
"You intend for me to lie in the place of one of your corpses as you check something in me with your magic tricks, don't you?"
She shoots you a look over her shoulder. She's both surprised and disturbed.
"I wasn't lying to you, Beatrice", you add. "I can travel back in time whenever I die. If there's anyone in this world who would properly understand that I'm not fucking around, it should be you. That's part of why I like you so much."
You follow Beatrice up the expected set of stairs, and when you reach the corpses, you don't wait for her input to push off the same half-koala's corpse, if only for the sake of repetition. When you lie down, you sigh deeply.
"I can't believe you just made me lie down without foreplay of any kind, Beatrice."
Beatrice ignores you, as she's too busy concentrating on producing a dark, purplish light from the tips of her fingers. They converge in a churning ball over your heart. You already know it won't hurt, so you just stare at it mesmerized.
"Your magic is so damn cool, Beatrice. I wish I was a spirit too instead of having to command a body with body parts easy to lose."
Beatrice keeps a straight face. She has no idea what to do with your obvious attempt at levity. After the purplish light goes out, she steps away. You sit up.
"You have indeed Witch Factors embedded in you."
"I could have told you that already." You smile while Beatrice scrutinizes your expression, but then you suddenly realize that she used the plural. "Wait a second! What the hell do you mean by Witch Factors? More than one?"
The blonde-haired spirit tilts her head. "Couldn't you have told me that, I wonder?"
"No, I fucking couldn't! I only had the one! What does it mean that I have two?"
"Your body hosts not one but two Witch Factors. Wasn't it obvious from the wording, I wonder? It means you have two powers, I suppose."
"No, I don't! I only have the one!"
Beatrice frowns and stomps on the ground with one foot.
"Am I not telling you you have two, I wonder!? Do you suppose I'm playing with you? You play around enough for everybody in this mansion!"
You stare at the spirit while she pretends to be offended.
"Beatrice, current love of my life as long as you hold the secrets of the universe, I have only experienced one power, and the last time we went through this calibrating nonsense, you didn't suggest I had two. Shouldn't I know if I have two superpowers?"
She narrows one eye.
"You should sense it, in the same way you feel the mana coursing your body, or how to use your magic gate."
"That makes sense then, because I can't do magic at all! Not everybody in the world is like you, Beatrice. In fact, nobody is like you anywhere else in this fantasy world, as far as I can tell! The other great spirits are either useless cunts or obsessive stalkers, and neither of them have your cute face, particularly the one who dissolved inside Satella!"
Beatrice's mood sours. Her frown morphs into a pout, and she puts her hands on her hips.
"And how do you know my face is cute? Have you seen it?"
You are about to consider her words, but you merely sigh and shake your head.
"Yes, Beatrice, I've seen it. Several times while you're talking to me."
"I don't care, I suppose! How come you don't sense your mana, I wonder? Even children figure out how to do that."
"Because I'm dumber than a child. Let's leave it at that. But I'm not a magician, Beatrice. You should know that already. Although that Julius fellow suggested I could become a spirits user..."
"Shut up and take my hand, I suppose."
You are about to hold her little hand she's offering, but you remember that she almost broke your back for touching her a relatively short time ago.
"Are you sure? Aren't you going to freak out and throw me to the library below?"
"Only if you keep on mocking me, I suppose."
You hold her hand. For a second, you feel nothing special. Then you feel a rush of sadness, and an overwhelming sense of powerlessness. You also feel like you're drowning as your mind screams for air. Your link with Beatrice is kicking in. Beatrice seems to be her own miserable world. The maelstrom of feelings is mixed with remorse, sadness, fear and pain. Every moment of her existence is torture. Even the few happy memories she has are spoilt by the fact that she's alone. She's been waiting four hundred years for someone to reach out to her. While her words may have come off as those of a spoiled brat, she truly does want someone to reach out and be friends with her. She wants to have fun. And most of all, she wants someone to love her. But she can't, because she's trapped in the magic circle of the library.
You yank your hand away by instinct. Whatever magic bullshit had linked you to the great spirit breaks, and only a faint echo of sadness remains. Cold sweat is beading on your neck, and you shiver.
"Beatrice... What the fuck was that...?", you ask with a raspy voice.
"I checked your magic category, I suppose. Do you want to know which is it, I wonder?"
You are about to speak when you cough, and keep coughing for a few seconds. The tsunami of emotions that just ravaged your insides made you want to lie down until you can think properly.
"Will you answer me, I wonder?", Beatrice insists, annoyed. "I did go through the effort of exploring your magic potential, I suppose!"
You swallow, and when you feel the saliva returning to your mouth, you lower your head and look at Beatrice as if she offered you some dessert after assaulting you.
"There was way more than exploring in that interaction. I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I guess I want to discover my magical potential, sure! What category or whatever am I, or have I?"
"Do you know which are the four categories of magic, I wonder?"
"I don't know anything, as I keep telling everyone. I still haven't started learning how to read. You are talking to a toddler here."
The whole time you were answering her, Beatrice was rolling her eyes.
"In magic there are four categories, I suppose. Fire, Water, Wind and Earth."
You nod. Thankfully your heartbeat is calming down after whatever the fuck Beatrice transmitted into your insides.
"Generic stuff, but convenient. If you had an element for every fundamental particle that seems to exist, that quantum stuff, magic would turn into complete nonsense. Hell, that whole quantum physics shit seems like pure nonsense most of the time."
"Don't confuse me with your delusions, I suppose. Do you want to know your category or not, I wonder?"
"Isn't it obvious from our interaction, and my words, that I do want to know? I'm pretty sure that I actually stated as much, although my head is spinning at the moment."
You rub your temples, trying to ignore the creepy stare that Beatrice is doing. While she might be a child, her stare feels far from being a child's.
"Your category is very rare. I don't think I've ever met someone like you before, I suppose. Your element is Shadow."
"That's not any of the categories you mentioned!"
"Of course it is, I just gave them all silly names to fit the theme of my library. Your element is obviously Shadow, but you're also a Doomer, a Depressive and an occasional Dreamer. Basically, you're a whiner, I suppose."
"I don't want to hear jokes coming out of your mouth!"
Beatrice tilts her head, and crosses her arms as if she was a student being told off by the teacher.
"Should I not tell jokes in my own library whenever I want, I wonder? But your magic category is indeed Shadow."
You rub your eyes and sigh deeply.
"Okay then. I suppose that's fitting for someone in love with a demon. What does Shadow magic entail? Can I summon succubi or something?"
"Why would it have to be a succubus, I wonder? Never mind that, you can't anyway. Shadow magic involves spells that hinder your enemies' abilities, or that keep you out of their sights. Mainly illusion spells, in practice."
You deflate.
"That sucks ass, and yet I must admit it does fit me. My main natural ability has always been confusing people so they can't do the one thing they are supposed to. It's Shadow all the way down, I'm afraid."
Beatrice was staring at you with a deadpan expression, and when you stop talking, she follows up immediately.
"Do you want to try casting a spell?"
You perk up, and let out a noise of astonishment.
"Oh, shit! Will I really be able to do magic? Me? If you teach me how to do magic, I will love you forever, Beatrice!"
Beatrice sighs, and shakes her head.
"You better promise that you won't love me if I help you, I suppose!"
"Fine..."
The librarian takes a deep breath.
"Then follow me downstairs, I suppose."
You hadn't even taken two steps on the staircase when you remember that you hadn't brought up the main topic that was bothering everybody else at the mansion.
"Ah... By the way, mighty Beatrice, do you know anything about that Sanctuary place, by chance?"
Beatrice suddenly stops as if paused, and you nearly crash into her. The librarian's shoulders tense up and she slowly starts turning around. For a moment you see bewilderment in her face, but she seems to realize something, and she regains her indifferent stare.
"Because Roswaal went there", she says.
"That's right, that's why I'm asking. Ram followed him, and neither has returned."
She continues descending the stairs. You follow her steps.
"I know everything there is to know about Sanctuary, I suppose."
"Even how to reach it, if necessary?"
She glares at you over her shoulder.
"Are its location and the path to reach it from the mansion included in the word 'everything' that I clearly used, I wonder...?"
You get down to the floor of the library, and its guardian keeps walking towards her chair without waiting for your reply.
"Listen, Beatrice, we might need to get there. Not that I want to, but Emilia is real worried."
"Sanctuary is no business of yours", Beatrice says with a sudden seriousness. "Nor does it accept the help of strangers."
Beatrice stops in front of her chair. You keep walking until a couple or meters separate you from the librarian, and you turn to face her. She's eyeing you expectantly as if she intends for you to quit talking about this clearly secret place, and focus on the offer to learn magic.
You need to insist, though.
"Sorry, Beatrice, but if Roswaal doesn't come back, and it feels as if there's a good chance he won't, then we are screwed, aren't we?"
Beatrice frowns, closes her eyes and turns her head slightly as if dismissing your worries.
"Roswaal informed me that he intended to leave for Sanctuary. That implied he would return. But if he won't return, then that's that, I suppose."
"Bea..."
The librarian gives you the harshest glare she can muster, one that would break most men into a jittery mess.
"Will you make me waste more time, I wonder? Do you want me to teach you how to cast a spell or you don't? Either is fine with me, I suppose."
You lower your face sheepishly.
"Please teach me how to cast spells, great spirit."
Beatrice sighs, but then she closes her eyes and her face relaxes. She raises her right hand, and from her extended fingers wobbly threads of purple light converge in a churning ball in front of her palm.
"I will guide you, I suppose, with my magic. For you it will be like using a muscle you have never moved before. Close your eyes and in the theater of your mind imagine a darkness. In its center picture a solid ring. Trace its contour with your mind's eye. That's your magic gate, I suppose, through which you must push your magical essence. Now picture a swirly, thick, liquid-like substance building up in you and then entering the scene from the side closest to you. Focus so this swirling essence keeps congealing into a malleable, paste-like form. Mold enough of it with your mind-hands so you can hold it in front of that solid ring. Then concentrate and push the congealed mass through at the same time as you pronounce the arcane word of power that identifies the chosen spell. The spell's name for today is..."
You had been staring at Beatrice with your eyes narrowed for a while.
"Are you fucking kidding me, Beatrice?"
The great spirit snaps her head back as she opens her eyes wide, and then she frowns at you in stupefied confusion. When she manages to close her mouth, she opens it again to berate you.
"Should you spoil the sanctity of my library with such foul words, I wonder!? And your sudden outburst makes no sense, I suppose!"
"You are making fun of me because I don't know anything about this magic world, aren't you?"
"I never make jokes, I suppose. I don't know what you are talking about!"
"You were making jokes just a couple of minutes ago. So to cast a spell I must imagine myself building up a thick liquid and then shooting it through a hole? In that case I have practiced so much that by now I should have become this fantasy world's Grand Archwizard!"
Beatrice closes her eyes tight, clenches her fists and trembles.
"Do I want to know what you are referring to, I wonder...!?"
"You definitely shouldn't. Doesn't change the fact that-..."
Beatrice opens her eyes suddenly and then glares at you as she shouts.
"Shamac!"
A darkness envelops you in less than a millisecond as if all the light in the universe had shut off. The blackness is so opaque that you are transported immediately into the abyss of yourself. You look down towards your hands, and you feel them moving, but you can't see any hint of them. You bring them to your face and even touch your eyelids with your fingertips, but there's no change in the blackness. Your heartbeat is battering your ribcage. Your throat closes, and you break out in sweat from head to toe. In absence of visual stimuli, your hearing has sharpened to the extent that you hear loudly your labored breathing. Are you dead? You must be. Beatrice has gotten so tired of you that she decided to swat the annoying fly. That's all you represent.
You have gone dizzy, and you aren't sure if you are still standing up. You extend your arms and try to wander around, and a moment later your hands hit something. You feel it, you are prodding the spines of books. The world remains here.
"Beatrice! If you are still here, please stop whatever this is! It's not funny anymore!"
The light returns as suddenly as it had switched off. Your heartbeat pulsates in your throat, and you are holding on to the tops of a couple of books as if you feared getting dragged by some current. Beads of sweat roll down your temples. When you turn towards the librarian's favorite chair, Beatrice is standing in front with a soft smile that doesn't in any way represent happiness.
"That's Shamac, one of the most basic Shadow spells. It plunges everyone near the caster in blackness."
You swallow, and when you manage to speak, you sound almost breathless.
"One of the most basic, huh...? I could find a few uses for it."
"As long as you target beasts and stupid people, I suppose. Any person with decent enough magical abilities will dispel it in a couple of seconds. Which is why I called it 'one of the most basic Shadow spells', I suppose! Now stand in front of me and picture what I told you! Will you trust and obey me now, I wonder...?"
"Yes, my hundreds of years old child master."
As you face the small, increasingly annoyed librarian, you relax your shoulders and close your eyes. As you do your best to concentrate, you feel yourself falling into a strange state of semi-consciousness. You hear the librarian's voice as if coming from far away.
"Concentrate, I suppose! Don't daydream!"
A tingling feeling starts spreading throughout your body. You fill your mind's theater with blackness, and in its center you draw a solid, pink, somewhat hairy ring. As you trace its contours lovingly, you feel a hot, swelling liquid building up close to you, as if coming from your navel. It spreads enough that it pours into the blackness and begins filling its closest half. You gather it with your mind-hands, you mold the swirling essence into a thick, gooey paste until not a single shred of it swims around in the darkness. Then you align it in front of the hole, aim, and thrust it forward.
"What are you doing!?", Beatrice shouts. "Not that m-...!"
You are deafened by blast as if someone had popped a huge balloon you were floating inside of. Your legs fail you, and you collapse to the ground. When the whiteness that had blinded you for a few seconds clears up, you blink a few more times, because something must be wrong with your vision: everything around you, from the bookshelves to the carpet and the floor and more importantly Beatrice herself, is covered with a dusty cobweb-like black substance.
As far as you can distinguish of the librarian's features, she has shut both her eyes and her lips tight, and after a couple of seconds she blows air out through her nose, which disturbs the black cobweb things that have covered her face. She begins trembling and then shaking as if she's about to explode.
"I did this...?", your vocal cords barely collaborate to let you speak, and your elbows become wobbly as if they are about to cease supporting you at any moment. "What the hell happened, Beatrice...?"
The librarian turns her hand in front of her to orient the palm upward. A purple ball of light grows to the size of an apple, and then it pops. The cobwebs covering the librarian are swept away as if someone had hosed her with water, except that she remains dry. She then opens her eyes to glare at you furiously.
"You spent all your mana at once, I suppose! How could you have been so irresponsible!? Don't you have any control at all of your magic gate, I wonder, or any common sense!?"
Your elbows finally give out. You resist the fall enough so the back of your head doesn't hit the floor hard, but when it rests there, you realize you can barely move a muscle. It's as if your body suddenly feels the effects of running a few marathons one after the other.
"I can't move, Beatrice", you mutter with a thin voice. "I have never felt this weak."
Beatrice walks up to you until she appears in your field of view. She glares at you from above.
"You are supposed to build up your magical essence carefully, and pace yourself, focusing on pushing the molded essence towards the ring as if threading a needle! You need to handle it with care, but you just shot everything through in a burst!"
A warmth surges to the space behind your eyes.
"It was my first time, Beatrice. I didn't know what I was doing. I-I'll take responsibility..."
Beatrice looks around while frowning. She shakes her head over and over.
"My precious library! You won't go to sleep tonight until you wipe every shred, I suppose, of your congealed magical essence from my books! And the carpet as well! What a disaster, I suppose!"
Hot tears jump from the corners of your eyes, run down your temples and get in your ear holes.
"I feel so naked, and vulnerable, and empty", you say with a teary voice. "I'm sorry to disappoint you, Beatrice. I'm just a little kid, that's all I can be..."
Beatrice hides half of her face with her palm as she holds her breath, and then turns away and leaves your frame of view, probably to have a cigarette and question her life choices.

Roleplaying through "Re:Zero" with the GPT-3 story generator (Part 38)

This entry covers part of the tenth volume of the original "Re:Zero" novels.

In the previous part we learned more about Roswaal's dong, and when the protagonists returned to the lord's mansion, we found out that the whole staff has been exchanged. Look forward to uncomfortable moments with a twelve year old, as well as some German hijinks.

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You took up the offer to sleep for a bit instead of eating a meal prepared by an annoying tween and a German woman who is also some percentage of beast. You had expected to lose sight of your consciousness for at least a couple of hours and then eat in peace in the dining room, which has a table as expectedly large than even when everyone of the inhabitants of the mansion gathered for lunch, most of the time it felt as if you were sitting at different tables in a school cafeteria. But the nap ended up being terrible, and it mostly just left you groggy. Your hangover hasn't improved. You did tell Julius right after the Witch of Envy ate Petelgeuse that you should sleep for a whole week after this fight thing was over, and your body is demanding that you live up to your words.
However, you want to run into Ram, force her to explain why on Earth she would have accepted that tween to work at the mansion, and also reveal calmly to the senior servant that you had brought her a new sister as a sort of gift, if a defective one. You figure that if there's anything worse than discovering you had a sibling all along that you didn't know anything about, it's that you can only watch that sibling sleep, presumably for the rest of your life.
You leave your bedroom and then begin to wander the halls in search of Ram's quarters, which are located on the third floor just above the courtyard entrance. On your way there, however, you come across that Frederica woman, who is standing on her tiptoes to dust a faded painting. Under the short skirt of the servant outfit, her toned leg muscles stand out as if she exercises regularly. Along with her predator teeth and her mane-like light blonde hair, the whole deal reminds you of a lioness, if a lioness had a mane. As you approach her from the side with some wariness, you picture her turning towards you, flashing her sharp, triangular teeth, leaping onto you and then immobilizing your arms under her powerful legs. Once she has you pinned down and you can't escape, she opens her mouth wide. Her predatory teeth glisten with saliva, and some of it drips on your face. From the moment she first saw you she's been aching to devour you. She grabs your head and bites a chunk off your face.
When you come back to your senses, you've gone cold and your heartbeat pulsates on your neck. Your penis twitches. You groan, hunch over and grab your head. Stupid brain!, you think. Stop imagining me in erotic situations with any female slightly attractive and above!
"Mr. Natsuki, are you okay?", she asks while eyeing with an amused expression, as if you were playing some sort of idiotic prank on her.
"I'm... I'm fine. Just had a blackout for a moment... What did you say?"
"I asked how you're feeling."
"I feel fucking weird, is what I fucking feel! Why the hell are you so damn pretty!?"
Frederica turns to face you and holds the duster with both hands in front of her waist. She has arched one of her thick, blonde eyebrows.
"I gather your nap didn't do much for you."
She smiles at you, and her triangular teeth peek out from under her lips. Don't show them to me now, you damn lioness!
You take a deep breath and avoid the new servant's gaze.
"Not a thing, beyond maybe making me more irritated."
"Do you think that finally eating your meal is going to do you some good?"
You shake your head. You don't know if it's due to your hangover, the stress or the assaults of your numerous delusions, but you feel somewhat feverish and light-headed. You hold the side of your head in your hand.
"Anyway, Frederica, I was looking for Ram. Have you seen the senior servant anywhere? I need to yell at her for a bit."
Frederica tilts her head but she smiles despite her confusion, as if you are entertaining her.
"I did tell you as well as lady Emilia that Ram had left. I'm acting as senior servant in her absence. So you won't be able to find her here, as she isn't in the mansion anymore."
You can't put your thoughts in order. Where would Ram have gone that was more important than running the mansion?
"I can't imagine that anything would keep working in this mansion without Ram being here, as much of an abrasive gal that sister-in-law of mine is. Why would she leave the mansion now of all times? Did she get tired of dealing with the villagers? Or is she so close to Roswaal that whenever shit gets real she also just bolts?"
"I think it's the second one, but I can't be sure."
"Hm. So why does that make you smile?"
Frederica gives a small laugh, although it's hesitant. You have already suffered through the consequences of people who should be in charge of this place disappearing when they are needed the most, and you don't believe it will ever become a laughing matter.
"Whatever, Frederica", you say while trying to hide your irritation in front of this woman you barely know. "So Roswaal hasn't returned yet, and now Ram has also quit her post. Something is going on, isn't it?"
"I mean… Ram did inform in her letter that lord Roswaal had gotten tangled in the usual troubles that spark in Sanctuary. I'm not sure why he considered it urgent enough this time to head there when he knew that the Witch's Cult could organize an attack on his domain, and I can't imagine why he wouldn't have returned already..." She looks to the side as if running something in her mind. She tilts her head and sighs. "Ram decided to figure it out. It seems that she took quite a few villagers with her, and they all went together to Sanctuary."
"Villagers? A bunch of villagers followed her? Why would she do that?"
"Maybe they felt in danger after the assault, and their destination is called Sanctuary. Beyond that, I couldn't tell."
"Is that wise? I don't know shit about this Sanctuary place that keeps getting mentioned from time to time, but a place from which such a supposedly powerful magician can't return, because I hope it's a matter of being able instead of wanting, to his mansion when danger approaches, well, it doesn't sound like the safest place to send any of his subjects right now. And you said that Sanctuary is a place well known for the trouble it causes?"
You shake your head. It hurts too much to think properly about anything. You seriously need to rest, although you don't think you will be able to fall asleep again until the sun sets.
"It's a load of whatever for me!", you add. "Well, what has Ram said about the stuff going on in that village?"
"Nothing. She hasn't written or visited us since she left with those villagers. Or if she has written, the letters haven't reached us."
You don't understand why Frederica doesn't look more worried, but then again you don't know virtually anything about this woman except that she bites people's faces. Perhaps she has worked with Ram for so many years that Frederica can't care less if the senior servant got killed. You aren't sure if you would blame her for it. And if Roswaal is dead as well, you suppose that nobody is going to evict you from this mansion. Even if the lord has hidden his money in a vault somewhere in this place and you won't be able to break into it, you could probably keep living here for decades by selling Roswaal's furniture and paintings. He would deserve it as well, that damned exhibitionist.
When you stop rubbing your head, you realize that Frederica had been waiting patiently for you to snap back to reality.
"I think we can leave it at that for now, Frederica. No, wait a second... Does Emilia know any of this?"
"I haven't told her anything, no, but she hasn't asked either. Last I saw her she was speaking with that merchant in one of the balconies from the second floor, while she played with her familiar."
Otto is already making moves on her. You shrug. The more time she spends blabbing with the merchant, the less time she'll spend trying to get you to pay attention to her. You realize that you should feel humbled and thrilled about her attentions, as you have thought many times in the last few days, but damn it, you haven't gotten any proper rest. Even when you do lose consciousness for a while, it's like your brain keeps working through your troubles in the background, and when you open your damn eyes again, you are as tired as you were when you threw yourself onto the bed.
"And you still don't know shit about Rem, right? The blue-haired servant we brought with us."
"No... I figure that it's a complicated matter, so although I'm very curious, I will wait until you both feel ready to share."
"Might as well get it out of the way now. Can you stop whatever servant stuff you were doing so we can locate Emilia and sit down for a chat?"
"Yes, sir."
After you walk through your current hallway, you realize that Frederica doesn't expect Emilia to have remained in that balcony from the second floor. She stands near the railing of a flight of stairs and stands there with her head tilted as if focusing some hearing beast powers. You shake your head.
"Of course, you people don't have cellphones, and due to the size of this mansion it's like we are the only people living in an apartment block. This is ridiculous. Don't you have some magical means of locating someone in here?"
"We could try ritual magic, but I'm not a very skilled ritualist and it would take too long for me to try to accomplish that."
"We need to do something, because I'm not good with directions, nor have the time for patience."
Frederica starts speaking, but her voice trails off as she seems to realize something. She looks back at you.
"Do you think Emilia went out to the second garden? That's where she goes to clear her head when she gets stressed."
You take a deep breath and shrug.
"Sure, let's just hit every place she could be at."
You both have been walking for a while through the hallways, and you focus on looking down at the view of the vast yard that the windows offer, just in case you spot anyone. You only see Patrasche running around on the grass. It does improve your mood. You expected Frederica to seem somewhat annoyed, but these girls are pros. It's like they live for serving people. You don't see the appeal; you'd rather be on the receiving end of that transaction.
"Ah, and now that Ram is gone, I can't question why she accepted that kid as a trainee", you say. "Guess we'll have to put up with her for a while!"
Frederica shoots you a glance as she walks with perfect posture.
"You mean that Petra Leyte? Do you truly have an issue with her? Ram had already departed when the child started working here, though."
You stop, and it takes Frederica a couple of seconds to realize you've become paralyzed. She turns towards you. Due to the disgust on your face she arches her thick eyebrows.
"It was you, Frederica!", you say. "And you even called her a child. What were you thinking!?"
Frederica's confusion looks incongruous given that the tips of her triangular, predatory teeth keep peeking out from under her upper lip.
"She's a perfect trainee. Polite, enthusiastic, learns quickly... I had feared that she would clash with lady Emilia due to how the villagers of this part of the kingdom deal with demi-humans, but the very first day Petra went on about how much she admired our lady. So I truly do not see any problem with her."
You step closer to the blonde, part beast servant. You speak as calmly as you can, because she's a stranger and she's not going to enjoy your words.
"Frederica, if I hadn't just met you and you weren't a woman and clearly much stronger than me and were wearing something with a lapel instead of that generous cleavage, I would grab it, the lapel I mean, and shout in your face about the craziness of your decision."
For a moment you would have expected this well-built woman to feel somewhat threatened, but she's amused as if you are putting on a show for her.
"If you're worried about lady Emilia having another person to talk to, I can assure you that she welcomes it genuinely."
"This has nothing to do with Emilia. Clearly our half-elf loves the kid, she's fangirling over Emilia's witchiness. I mean that you must be violating some child labor laws, aren't you? That annoying kid is twelve! Don't you have any shame, you damn German?"
"Child labor laws...? I don't know what you mean. Working for a lord as powerful as Roswaal is a huge opportunity for the child. When she decides to start her own family, she will likely have the means to move to the capital if she wishes to. Very few of your average villagers' children that venture into the wide world end up making anything of themselves, and they return humiliated and in a worse position than if they had just stayed home."
You turn away from her and lean on the window stool. The afternoon's sun warms your face, and you close your eyes for a moment. When you open your eyes, Frederica is standing next to you as if waiting for your input. She's a servant after all.
"Listen, Frederica...", you start with a low voice. "Your fantasy world laws have really screwed that kid up, because if all of you are fine with her working in the mansion, and nobody will save her from this predicament, I fear for her soul."
Frederica laughs softly. Although by her expression you must be making very little sense, you are entertaining the servant enough.
"As much as I ever managed to learn about lady Emilia's past, she was saved from a far worse fate than any of us. I assure you that my own past wasn't easy, and in many ways it hasn't ended yet. Even though Petra was born as a villager, she has the luxury of not having to deal with the problems that plague the likes of us, and due to her age she remains blissfully ignorant of the vacuous life that would expect her if she were fired from her current job."
You shake your head, and go as far as putting your hands on this stranger's bare shoulders so she gets to understand what you mean.
"Horrible, soul-scarring sexual things keep happening around me. You will have exposed that innocent child to horrors you can't even imagine."
Frederica laughs, and as a reflex she covers her predatory teeth, because she can't force herself to erase her own smile. She pats you on the forearm, and you lift your palms from her shoulders.
"That's it?", she asks. "Are you concerned that you might do something unsavory to this child?"
"H-Hey! No, that's not what I mean! It has nothing to do with what I want! Before I realize it someone has offered me her bare foot to suck on, has burst into my room as I was holding my dick, or has pushed her bubbly ass against my dick, or has crushed that whole area where my dick is... That's enough. I don't to want to browse through my memories of many lifetimes for all the carnage that has been inflicted upon my sanity! You see what I mean, though!? What if she suddenly turns a corner and I'm standing there bleeding out of every orifice, particularly the sexual ones for some reason? Any deranged shit you could come up with has a good chance of happening to me and everyone who chooses to associate with my cursed self!"
You begin to tear up at this point, and you take a deep breath and try to gather yourself. Frederica rubs your back slowly in an attempt to calm you down.
"There, there", she says in a soothing tone. "My, I hadn't properly considered the stress you and lady Emilia have accumulated after surviving your clash with the Witch's Cult."
You manage to calm yourself, and you wipe away the tears.
"It feels as if I've done little else than cry in front of random people recently. Well, I guess I give up on caring whether an innocent's soul is going to be cursed forever. You people don't understand, and by the time you do, you will bear those same indelible scars yourselves. Don't say then that you weren't warned."
You wander away for a few meters, but Frederica calls out to you.
"We aren't going to keep looking for lady Emilia, then? Mr. Natsuki, follow me to the kitchen and I'll warm you a meal. I get the feeling you need a break."

This German servant had taken as a duty returning you to a semblance of normality. After you ate her home-cooked meal, she ordered you to lounge around until you digested it, and then she prepared you a warm bath, thankfully away from Roswaal's bathhouse. As you were lying on the ample tub with the water up to your chin, you sigh deeply and you realize that your headache has gone away. None of these attentions have erased the nightmares from your brain, but at least your body allows itself to relax and rest. When you get out of the bath, dry yourself and put on a fresh set of clothes, you are tempted to ask Frederica to give you a deep tissue massage with her strong, part beast hands and limbs. Roswaal likely accustomed his servants to such demands, after all. However, you figure that lying on your back in front of someone you've known for less than a day with a raging hard-on isn't conducive to a healthy relationship.
After you casually come across Emilia as you were descending the main staircase, you both agree to reveal during supper to the current senior servant everything she needs to know about the new and comatose inhabitant of this mansion. You gather in the dining room, around a corner of the huge table. Emilia was quick to sit to your left, and Frederica sat in perpendicular so you can address her better. Otto ended up sitting to your right, and therefore attending this conversation even though he has little to do with any of it.
After Petra served you all your suppers, she retired to whatever she occupies herself with whenever she isn't bothering you. Emilia delved quickly into the heart of the matter.
"I know that such a power exists, of course", Frederica says, concerned, "because the White Whale is capable of it, and yet I suppose that in the back of my mind I believed I would have remembered an erased person anyway, that it shouldn't be so easy to steal every memory of someone and have all of those moments rearranged so the erased person didn't influence them. So this Rem and I worked together for some time... It's so disconcerting."
You scratch an eyebrow while clearing your mind, so you can avoid tangling this servant in pointless details.
"We suppose that the two men that ambushed that caravan belonged to the Witch's Cult. Probably high-ranked members, so superpowered. One of them has the means to mess with memories. Rem was the victim who got the worst of it, likely because she confronted that man, and Crusch got her own memories sucked out. We know that she did attempt to kill one of the men, and she temporarily lost part of her left arm for it. Also, you were right regarding Rem being a relative of our absent senior servant. It's her little sister."
Frederica, whom you had already associated with levity, someone to whom you could tell any nonsense and she wouldn't be fazed, lowers her face and turns somber.
"I've always known Ram to be difficult. She doesn't enjoy people's company, she doesn't need to share her wishes and dreams with those around her, and even though we worked side by side for years, it's like our relationship hadn't progressed at all. She doesn't make connections. Did she have a good relationship with this sister we all have lost?"
"You would find the demon siblings together most of the time. Rem was as sweet as they come, someone who would care for the most useless and broken trash and even fall in love with it. Not even the senior servant could resist her charm. However, my dear Rem wasn't this meek creature, but a fierce demon who would protect the people she cared about by crushing other people's heads with an enormous, customized flail. She was just the best."
Your throat closes up, and you try to distract your urge to have a good cry by gobbling down some more of the tasty supper. You feel Emilia's eyes on you, but you have already gone through it: she feels bad whenever you show how much you care for your comatose girlfriend.
Frederica frowns in confusion and blinks a few times. She rests her elbows on the table and wrings her hands.
"I have so many questions... But first of all, you know our senior servant's lost sister as she used to be. Do you hold memories of the siblings interacting with each other?"
You nod and swallow your food.
"Yes, I do. Rem was very kind to the senior servant, who held a soft spot for her sister. I see where you are getting at, but no, beyond her sister, Ram was as much of a bitch as you know her."
Frederica smiles broadly enough that she displays her predatory teeth, but a moment later she erases her own smile to hide her teeth, seemingly out of habit.
"Fair enough. I wouldn't be surprised if our absent senior servant came out like that from the womb. But please do clarify something for me, Mr. Natsuki. How come you seem the only one who retains the memories of Rem?"
You look out of the window. The sun has already set, and the brightest stars already show up in the darkening sky. You don't want to elaborate on your suspicions, and particularly on the curse that the worst witch in the history of this fantasy world had granted you. When after a few seconds you open your mouth to speak, Emilia interrupts you.
"Subaru had a special relationship with our sleeping servant. That's why you remember her, isn't it?"
Emilia stares at you with her beautiful purple eyes, and despite her kind smile, her sadness peeks through. The candlelight flickers as a breeze from the open window blows into the room.
"Mr. Natsuki and our sleeping resident were in love with each other", Frederica says. "I understand why you seemed so unstable. I truly hope you have managed to relax a little, you surely need it."
"It's beautiful, though", Emilia says softly, looking down at her plate. "Not even such an unfairly powerful ability, able to rewrite the rest of the world's memories, can break the bonds of love. Your relationship with Rem must have been the stuff of fairy tales, Subaru..."
You shift your weight on the chair. This damn girl has romance in the brain, and her current infatuation must be coloring everything she thinks about. How troublesome.
"Yeah, I suppose that's the case", you say drily.
You don't know what else to say, and neither does anyone else, so you all keep eating your suppers while pretending you weren't having a conversation. However, a few seconds later Frederica sniffs, and you raise your head to see her drying the growing tears at the corners of her eyes.
"I apologize", Frederica says with a calm voice. "It's unsightly for a servant to cry, but..."
You had stopped your loaded fork midway to your mouth. It feels so wrong to see a German cry, it disturbed you.
"It's okay to show your true emotions if you need to, Frederica", Emilia says softly. "You should never apologize for it."
"Thank you, my lady. It's just... The bonds of family anchor you in this world. You only get one, and many times, so I've heard, the family you create for yourself doesn't elicit the same feelings of belonging. But we were born in a reality where your family members can die meaninglessly, no matter their hopes and dreams, and now even a single man's power can wrest from you all the memories and the associated feelings of the most cherished sibling. It's unimaginably awful."
Even though you barely know this new servant, you suddenly feel a fondness for her as if she had been working at the mansion from the first day you saw it. Otto, who had kept quiet out of respect for business that had little to do with him, clearly was working himself up to comment on the subject, but Frederica, who hadn't noticed, slowly gets up from the table and takes her tray.
"Excuse me for a moment. I'll compose myself, and also check on Petra's work in the kitchen area. The rest of you go back to your meal."
Otto sighs.
"Well, I might as well bring it up", you begin. "This also concerns you, Otto, if you are going to stick around at least until you meet Roswaal, because the guy doesn't seem any closer to returning."
"I am still around, yes...", he says sheepishly.
"Have you talked about this subject with Frederica before, then?", Emilia asks as she looks at you intensely.
"Gist of the matter is that Ram was worried enough that her beloved master hadn't returned, that she grabbed quite a few villagers and they all went together to this Sanctuary place that keeps getting mentioned. When Frederica received a letter to return to the mansion and act as a senior servant in Ram's stead, our abrasive, pink-haired demon gal had already left. Since then, Frederica hasn't learned anything else about the situation. For all we know, both our clownish lord and Ram are trapped in that place, which is apparently associated with regular trouble."
"That's really concerning, Subaru. Even if we considered helping, I have no idea where Sanctuary is."
"Why haven't they told you...?" You turn to Otto. "Do you have any clue about this Sanctuary place? Ah, nevermind. I think I actually asked you before."
"I don't think I ever heard the name of such a place before, and I'm sure that you never asked me either."
"It happened in a previous lifetime."
Otto arches an eyebrow, but then shrugs.
"Ah, okay... Well, now all I know is that there must be dangerous beings living there, because it's a place that makes people disappear! Not exactly a ringing endorsement."
You feel uncomfortable, as if you are missing some important detail. You turn to your left so you can observe Emilia's expression.
"Why wouldn't they have told you, though? Roswaal kept going regularly, I remember that much, because some Garfiel guy or thing kept acting up."
Emilia lowers her head, and pushes her spoon with a finger absentmindedly.
"You are mistaken about my relationship with lord Roswaal. There's him and Ram, who seem to share all information, and then, maybe a level below, Roswaal and Beatrice. I come way below that. I'm the royal candidate that he backs for the throne, so in that sense he's on my side, and he can do something really good for me, but beyond that, I always felt a barrier between the lord and me as if there are things I simply shouldn't know. All I learned about Sanctuary is that it's a hundreds of years old village that has some special significance for the Mathers family. How come there are people still living there when the village doesn't seem to appear on any map, at least by that name, I couldn't tell."
You rub your chin.
"I see... So it's like those Soviet secret cities where they did nuclear shit. Intriguing, yet highly concerning."
Emilia tilts her head. She looks tired.
"Soviet... what? I've never heard that word."
"Don't worry, Emilia. It's just one of those things I say that don't mean anything. Don't strain your cute brain when I confuse you like that."
"... Well, in any case Sanctuary seems to be a place where they do important things and don't want to be bothered."
"Sounds like some stuff never changes, even in a different world. So what do we do regarding our absent, indolent lord? Do we just wait it out?"
Emilia's pupils move around as if she can't reach any conclusion. She looks as if she just realized she left the gas on.
"I believe we have no other choice, yes..."
After a short silence, Otto speaks up.
"What a confusing series of events this week has been!"
"Don't worry", you say to the merchant. "It's not as if we are going to evict you from the mansion just because the lord doesn't show up."
Otto smiles.
"Mr. Natsuki, look at me. I've been assigned a room larger than any I've lived at before, and there must be more than a hundred vacant ones in this enormous abode. We are tended by competent servants, who wear revealing uniforms..."
"One of whom is a child, I remind you. No matter how annoying she is."
"Of course, of course. I just meant the blonde, exotic looking lady. And in addition to the previous points, I don't have to do any work. Worrying about anything in this place seems like a waste of brainpower, doesn't it?"

Roleplaying through "Re:Zero" with the GPT-3 story generator (Part 37)

This entry begins to cover the tenth volume of the original "Re:Zero" novels.

A whole new arc has begun, the fourth one, and we continue following the adventures of sexual fiend Natsuki Subaru, which will likely leave a wake of gooey destruction in his path. It doesn't seem like there's a plot going on at the moment.

This entry turned out to be another one close to seven thousand words. It just happens.

GPT-3 is a cutting-edge language processing algorithm used in the premium version of the online site AI Dungeon.

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Otto didn't want to drive the carriage for two days straight, so you stopped in a midway village that you have stayed at before. It's a den for merchants and travellers, as well as people down on their luck that never got to where they intended. Those people, as well as plenty of merchants, stumble around drunk in the streets, often because the town tavern is already full. Although your memory has become fuzzy, tangled as it is with weird memories of past lives and horrible deaths, you are pretty sure that you first came here as you were travelling to Roswaal's mansion with Rem, and she abandoned you here because she realized you were a burden. You also attempted to drown yourself in the river for some reason, and at that time you didn't even know that you could come back to life. You wish you could have continued on your voyage even if you to stop at the next village. You can die over and over, but you feel you have a limited amount of bad memories you can store without going insane.

After you and Emilia agreed to rent separate rooms, you left your Rem sleeping in your bedroom. Emilia must had assumed that you were going straight to bed, but you took on Otto's offer to drink at the local tavern. You don't doubt you are going to end up drinking yourself into oblivion, but if that's the case then you might as well. If you had drank enough last night you would have woken up in that nasty cat's bed, and you are pretty sure that despite the regret and shame, it would feel better than the gloom you are harboring right now.
Now you get to regret Otto's choice of alcohol. The guy must have grown up in some peasant town where they didn't know any better. Whatever. You feel light-headed and forgetful, which is what you hoped.
"You know, Mr. Natsuki", Otto begins cautiously, "not to disparage your company, but I would have loved if lady Emilia would have come down with us."
You take another swig of your piss-poor drink.
"Impressed by the princess, are we? I gather you haven't seen many silver-haired half-elves, and certainly none as pretty as she is."
Otto lowers his head slowly, and looks around in case someone that heard those adjectives has turned your way.
"Of course! Like everybody else, I grew up listening to tales of the horrible witch who almost drowned the entire world. Then lord Roswaal presents a royal candidate with the same heritage as that monster, when most people believed that half-elves, particularly silver-haired ones, had been driven into remote forests away from everyone's gazes. And now I get to talk to one, drive her around on my carriage...! She's like a character in a fantasy tale."
"You are one to talk!"
Otto arches his eyebrow, but he's already tipsy enough not to linger in confusion. He holds his glass forwards.
"I was afraid, I admit, that she would turn out to be so evil that I would fear for our future, and more importantly for my safety! But she's like this proper, kind, sweet young lady who also looks like she came out of your dreams!"
"You let them corrupt your mind with fantasy stories, that's the problem. They inject their ideologies in them, they twist the facts so they support their conclusions, and before you know it you come out hating silver-haired half-elves. That Satella was pretty bad, though. She dissolves people inside of her."
Otto leans forward, and lowers his voice.
"I think Emilia is in danger."
You lean forward as well.
"From what?"
Otto shakes his head slowly, and speaks in a low voice.
"Me."
You sit up straight and shrug.
"I see how it is. Either she gets kidnapped and murdered by cultists, or gets creeped on by horny guys who want a piece of her cute half-elf ass."
"She's like this sweet young girl, you know? A little too nice. It's unnerving...I've never met someone so willing to trust me. I've never had something like that. No girlfriend, left my family far too soon. I'm really scared that..."
Otto trails off, but you already understand what he means.
"You've met her after someone has proven to her that she deserves the effort to prevent her from getting horribly murdered. She used to distrust everybody, and now it's like she's swung to the opposite side. Neither is healthy."
"I fear that sweet, beautiful girl will find herself a permanent place in my heart, Mr. Natsuki! It would never come to fruition. Or should a man aspire to dreams way beyond his station in life?"
"I've never been know to act according to my station in life, but let me tell you something, Otto. At the end of the day, that silver-haired half-elf that everybody fears and hates because of her heritage and her powers is a lady with lady-like needs, same way at the end of the day a king sits on his ass. You should have seen her before, when we were standing in front of that innkeeper and having to decide how many rooms to rent. That Emilia was eyeing me expecting me to ask for a double bedroom, so she and I could sleep under the same sheets."
Otto almost chokes on his drink, and after he cleans his mouth, he laughs.
"For sure! The royal half-elf, possible future queen of this kingdom, aching to share a bed with a lord's underling. I don't want to disrespect you, Mr. Natsuki, but that's what I was talking about! Once you let someone like her in your heart, everything else will taste like dirt, and weird ideas will fester in your head!"
"Emilia would never look at a chump like me that way, you mean."
"Now let me tell you this too, Mr. Natsuki. I don't care if you were the most loyal person in the kingdom and had protected every lord there ever was with your life, I'd still say what I'm saying right now."
"I will let you know that the girl in question was standing there burning for me to rent a double bedroom and then hold her in my strong arms through the night. I saw the wild lust in her eyes."
Otto laughs harder, and slaps the bar top. He waves to a barmaid for more drinks.
"You're drunk on love already! You did lead that operation to save her, after all. What a man does for the girl of his dreams! If we didn't, we would still be living in caves."
You shake your head. You think back at Emilia's expression when you dismissed her for the night, and you get annoyed. You already know you get meaner the more you drink, but you couldn't care less about that tonight. It feels beyond wrong to stay at this midway town when you don't have to rush to prevent an Apocalypse.
"Joke's on Emilia, though. Even if there was a room left to rent, and we ended up sharing a single bed, I would have laid my comatose girlfriend in between us. I'm above these kinds of will they won't they bullshit, Otto. If some girl I'm not dating annoys me regarding whether I'm going to share a room with her or not... I have frozen to death, I've had all of my blood gushing from my opened carotid arteries, I've felt the rush of a guillotine-sharp anti-trespass measure turning me into a temporarily living cannonball. And that girl thinks I'm going to participate in silly games! If I want to sleep alone next to my comatose girlfriend, I don't care if you go to bed all wet!"
"You are beginning to make zero sense, Mr. Natsuki, but that's alright. I've had some of my best conversations during such periods!"
You realize you're on the verge of shouting, which would get the tavern's attention. You continue in a lower tone, but your words become more spiteful.
"I can tell you are impressed by the princess, Otto. She's hot as hell, she can impale people with ice shards, she has a huge, invisible cunt flying around her at all times. But you should know something, Otto. This one time I was lying in bed while suffering the worst pain a human being can experience, beyond what you would imagine you could tolerate without your mind shattering. I should have gotten a medal because I regained my sanity after I abandoned that reality to its ruin! I was resting on that bed as I just mentioned, lying there without legs... I don't want to remember the destruction between my abdomen and what remained of my thighs! And you know what the innocent princess did? She clocked me right on the nose. That's assault!"
"I don't think I should believe any of your words at this point, Mr. Natsuki, but if even a shred of what's entering my ears is true, you people at Roswaal's camp are enjoying riveting lives!"
"You have no idea... Who punches a cripple in the face as hard she can!? Can you blame me for harboring some resentment!?"
Otto puts a finger to his lips, and then makes a downward motion with his hand. You quiet down. He continues the conversation.
"I feel the weight of the turbulent, yet surely magical times you and such a fabled silver-haired half-elf have accrued. I don't want to get thrown out of the tavern again, because such a reputation would only make my life harder, but you can be sure that I'll gladly listen to your stories from now on, hopefully without distracting everyone around us from their own drunkenness."
"You have smelled money, haven't you? I know that my temporary half-beast pals saved you from getting roasted and possibly eaten by those cultist freaks, but now that you've gotten closer to a loaded lord, you'll get your claws on this opportunity."
Otto's pupils narrow and his face pales, and for a moment he looks as if you've triggered a war flashback. He then wipes his forehead and takes a swig of his half-empty mug.
"I would rather not remember that sequence of events, Mr. Natsuki, if you will allow me. I still wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat, and the image of that small half-beast... or demi-human, as they prefer to be called-"
"You can just call them freaks, it's fine."
"... Anyway, I see that small furry person opening her mouth so wide and then the air distorting and people exploding like balloons. I would have never thought that such a nightmare could exist."
A chill runs down your spine, and you gulp down some more alcohol just in case it allows you to forget.
"Yeah, I'm real sorry for bringing it up. But I meant that I'm aware that your main motivation for getting involved with us is because that'll get you closer to that clown bastard."
"C-Clown bastard!? I would never expect a lord's underling to refer to him in such a way, even in such a casual setting. Are you testing me? Should I try berating you?"
"The guy walks around wearing clown makeup, and he's as bastardly as they come. Don't think I haven't noticed you didn't correct my statement about your intentions. You are hoping that a lot of cash will come your way if you associate with us. I'm pretty sure that merchants have something to do with money, but you probably know more about what goes around in your chosen profession."
"That's correct, I am a man who would like to get rich if I can. But don't make it sound as if I'm just taking advantage of the situation! Not everyone of us is a scoundrel."
"Well, if you want opulence coming your way, you'll be satisfied for sure, old pal. You stick around and gold will rain upon you."
Otto smiles broadly.
"I can't wait! It would be a welcome change after the relentless misfortune that has pursued me for a while."
"I can tell you are easily impressed by impressive-seeming people, Otto, but let me tell you about this Roswaal guy. When I first entered his world, I was beyond dazzled. He is an eccentric connoisseur who hired demons as servants and dressed them in skimpy maid outfits, and I couldn't have been more grateful. I believed I had finally been granted access into heaven. And I met my sweet demon through the clown, so in that regard I must remain forever grateful if only through gritted teeth. But a couple of days in I understood the horror underlying Roswaal's mansion. The guy had built a private luxurious bathhouse which in a couple of minutes had you stewing as in a magical combination of a sauna and a jacuzzi. God, I can't believe I haven't missed it after Emilia exiled me... Wait, I know why I haven't missed it, and that's the point I intended to make! I was relaxing there up to my neck in that warm water, and the bliss of that luxury made it almost impossible to believe that me, a middle class kid from a town of a couple dozen thousand people, could have ended up living in a huge fantasy world mansion. Every morning a cute demon served me breakfast! As I said, I was there wrinkling in the water when I heard Roswaal's lilting voice saying my name from behind me. I look over my shoulder and first thing I see is his dong. The guy had the gall to go into his private bathhouse while a near stranger, a stray that Emilia had adopted, was already using it. And Roswaal came in naked! The guy was still wearing his clown makeup, Otto. I looked up at him while shaking in fear, and Roswaal stared down at me while smiling pleasantly as if asking, 'do you enjoy this faceful of cock?'. Have you ever wondered what a clown's dick looks like, Otto?"
The merchant's face freezes as if he's barricading his mind to avoid letting such images in.
"No, but now I wish I could have lived the rest of my days without having to contemplate such a question."
"Well, it was much bigger than I would have thought! I don't like seeing big dicks, it makes me feel bad about my manhood!"
Otto sighs, but as he was about to comment on your words, a homeless-looking drunk a couple of stools over complains to you.
"Could you keep it down? My head hurts enough without you screaming in it!"
"This is important!" You turn to Otto. "Back when my lovely demon girl was still conscious, a few times I was fucking her in Crusch's bed I feared that she would open her sweet mouth only for me to have to hear those words. 'Subaru, love of my life, is this penis of yours bigger than a clown's'? And I would have had to lie. I can't forgive that man for putting such images in my mind. Before I entered his mansion, I had never tasted alcohol, but since then I raided his supplies as much as I could get away with! Nobody should have to walk around in this life with a brain damaged by the picture of Roswaal's dick hanging in front of your face. I even killed myself a couple of times because I couldn't get it out of my head!"
"Okay, I think I have heard enough about your lord's penis, Mr. Natsuki!"
"No! I'm going to keep talking about this! I'm going to keep talking about this dick until every person in this shitty village hears about it, and we'll see just how many of them are as sick to think about this as I am! It's like I've become infected with a plague I feel compelled to propagate!"
You begin tearing up as you finish your sentence. Before you know it you've leaned on the bar top and hidden your face behind your forearms. You hear the bartender asking Otto if his friend is alright, and the merchant tells him to refuse serving you more drinks no matter how hard you beg. After a couple of minutes you feel strong enough to look up at Otto's disturbed face.
"And do you know what's even worse than having the image of that clown's dick burned onto my mind?", you mutter with a hollow voice.
"I definitely do not wish to know!"
"The motherfucker presented Emilia to the world as if saying, 'hey, here's a girl who belongs to a despised race that I know at least a very powerful, murderous group intends to kidnap and sacrifice in some ritual or another, and she's also living in my mansion! You know the address, don't you? I'm a famous clown! And as soon as I have finished parading her around, I'm going to disappear to some random village nobody knows! I'm the best magician in the kingdom, but I'll abandon my employees as well as my subjects to the mercy of the worst terrorist group in this fantasy world!'"
You slam your fist on the bar top, splashing a puddle. When you stop trembling, you take a deep breath and chug the rest of your drink. Thankfully you are already seeing double, but it doesn't stop nearly enough pain from coming in.
Although Otto is staring at you with a somber expression, his inebriation has turned his neck unsteady.
"You have no clue how close it came to ruin, Otto", you say drily. "When I think about how it all rested on the shoulders of a complete idiot... I don't know how I manage to find the strength to get out of bed in the morning."
"I don't think I follow anything you are saying, Mr. Natsuki", Otto says, choosing his words carefully. "But I can tell it's gotten real serious."
You take another deep breath, but the air feels stagnant and tainted. You find yourself holding the air in your lungs, and are only able to breathe once you force yourself to release it.
"In the end, a man is measured by how well he could protect those who depended on him, and that clown painted a target on us and abandoned us to die. That's who Roswaal is."

Shortly before lunch time your carriage ends up reaching what you refer to as Roswaal's village, the scenario for the final showdown against Petelgeuse. As you have felt consistently through every situation you've lived recently, your emotions are conflicted. Seeing those two stories high rural homes in which smoke rises from their chimneys, and you smell the whiffs of the meals they are preparing, makes you feel as if you have finally come home after years spent lost in the wilderness, and yet the half-collapsed houses, even those with just parts of their roof torn off, remind you that not only it will take a lot to return to normal, but that the villagers themselves will present a serious problem. Those who have lost family members will grieve for a long time, and even those who have not lost anyone nor had to rebuild their homes will likely blame Emilia for the Witch's Cult assault. You wonder if it will come down to them assaulting the mansion itself. Although those pitchfork-wielding morons would get wiped out, possibly by Ram alone, you just want everyone to get along. You have had enough of people murdering each other and of having to prevent the end of the world. You want to rest and hopefully find a way to restore your beloved demon servant's consciousness, although the first order of things should be clearing up this damn hangover that has squeezed your brain ever since you woke up this morning.
"A bit deserted, is it not?", Otto says over his shoulder, from the driver's seat. "I mean, I know many villagers perished during the assault, but I think we should see plenty around between those who stayed behind and those who returned from the capital."
As the carriage cuts slowly through the village towards the road that leads uphill to Roswaal's mansion, you come across only a few villagers either heading somewhere or lazing around. A couple of children are running in pursuit of each other while laughing. A few of the windows of the houses your carriage passes in front of open, and the villagers who peek out look wary and haggard, as if they expect anyone coming in to bring more carnage. The general feeling is that only a sixth of the original bustle remains. In addition, a couple of villagers that stood there as your carriage went by glared at you in particular as if holding a grudge. Luckily Emilia remains hidden behind the tarp that covers the back of the carriage.
"Let's not stick around", you say nervously. "Beyond that whole Witch's Cult debacle, I did address the whole bunch as goat fuckers."
Otto whips the ground dragons into an even faster trot as you pass the last houses of the village and reach the road that goes uphill towards the mansion. About four minutes later the carriage stops in front of the gate. You climb out to open the metallic gate, but also you take a good look at the obscenely huge mansion that extends horizontally in the distance, beyond a vast yard. You had become accustomed to Crusch's mansion, which was a home many people back in your previous world would have wanted to kill for, and yet it seemed more like a moderately rich person's vacation home in contrast with Roswaal's estate. He could probably house a couple hundred people in it. It makes the more ridiculous that he relied exclusively on the demon servant siblings for security purposes. The clown's funds should be able to pay for a small army to protect his estate permanently.
Otto has taken off his merchant hat and holds it against his chest while he gazes at the mansion with glistening eyes and his mouth hanging open.
"I had expected luxury, but this view vastly broadens the distance I already felt between the lord and a simple commoner like myself. We live in completely different worlds!"
You step aside so Otto can drive the carriage into the yard, and then you close the gate and climb back onto the carriage.
"Things only get stranger when you live in it, but the luxury does rub off on you. Before you know it you'll be handling small fortunes as pocket change."
"If that day ever comes, I probably won't be myself anymore, so my worries would be irrelevant. Let's go take a closer look!"
Otto drives the carriage through the long path lined with statues, hedges and magical streetlights towards the mansion's entrance.
Emilia is eyeing you as if judging your expression, but she's smiling.
"How does it feel to return home, Subaru?"
"Given the sequence of events that led to me being forbidden from returning, I feel like a complete idiot at the moment, but to be fair I feel like it most of the time for whatever reason. However, I've been thinking about Ram for a good while. I have no clue how she will react when she finds out that she has a sister that she doesn't remember, and that has fallen into a perennial sleep."
"It'll be fine, I'm sure of it! As far as I remember her due to how the curse has affected our memories, the senior servant was always alone. Now she'll know that it wasn't the case, that she was always accompanied by someone who cared for her. It might make even make her less standoffish. She will wish for miss Rem to recover her consciousness as soon as possible."
You lower your face. If the Ram you used to know, the one for whom her sister was the only person in the world deserving of respect apart from maybe Roswaal, knew about your power to return to the past, and realized that you had failed to use it before Satella locked you out of the time during which you could have prevented Rem from falling into a possibly permanent coma, what would she think, how would she deal with you? Would she resent you as much as you do?
You remember that moment at the village's plaza when you had hugged a sobbing Emilia after she was confronted by that villager with a prominent wart, who had just lost his entire family. You had wished you were strong enough to kill yourself and suffer through the nightmarish warfare again, and possibly again and again, until nobody died. Satella would have likely sent you back to Crusch's mansion, and because nobody would have gotten injured, Rem would have had no reason to return to the capital ahead of time. Rem sleeps forever because you are weak.
Otto parks in front of the mansion's entrance, and once you get out you realize that someone small wearing a servant's uniform is approaching you while holding a broom. For a moment you wonder if your tiredness from the long trip is confusing you, but that tween with reddish-brown hair is indeed that Petra villager, and she's dressed as if she works in the mansion. As soon as she realizes you are there she grins warmly, and she walks briskly to greet you.
"Welcome back, sir! We have taken good care of the lord's home in your absence! Do you require anything of me? Do you want me to carry your luggage? Should I prepare you some tea?"
Her energy and eagerness make you instantly uneasy. You open your mouth to say something, but Emilia walks up to your side and greets the tween. Petra curtsies respectfully.
"Welcome home as well, lady witch!", Petra says with a kind voice. "You both must be exhausted after such a long trip. I know I was after we got back from the capital a few days ago. No worries, we'll have your lunch ready in a short while."
You glance at Emilia in case she's annoyed by this villager addressing her as a witch, but the half-elf seems fond of this kid.
"Anyway, Petra, what's your deal?", you say without disguising your own annoyance. "Did you youngsters raid the lord's mansion while our crew was away? I'm surprised that Ram didn't chop you in half with her wind magic."
Petra looks dismayed, and shakes her hand to dismiss that notion. She ends up dropping her broom.
"No, sir! We would never do such a thing! I swear to the gods and all that is good in this world! No, I'm in training! I wanted to work for the people who saved my life, and who defended the village from those horrible fiends! And I always wished to be close to such a magical place, as well as to the witch." She turns to Emilia while showering her with admiration. "I wanted to meet you, lady Emilia, ever since I heard that you came to live in the lord's mansion. A fabled witch that deals with powerful ice magic, it's like those tales of old. Not to mention that you must be the most beautiful woman in the world!"
Emilia smiles bashfully while you rub your eyes. You have only grown more irritable in recent times, and now it seems you'll need to handle a fangirl hovering around to get either your or Emilia's attention.
The half-elf pats the trainee on the head.
"Thank you so much, Petra."
The tween looks astounded for a moment, as if she would have never imagined that a fabled witch would bridge the gap between them both to touch her with affection.
"Y-You're welcome! It's been an honor to meet you. Anyway, I should probably help your driver with the luggage..."
"Aren't you concerned at all, Petra?", you ask. "This lady here is a very powerful spirits user that most other people in your very village are wary of, or even hate."
Emilia turns her head towards you sharply. She seems dismayed that you brought it up.
"Hmmm... well, she's my idol, sir", Petra says. "If something were to happen to her, I would be utterly crushed."
"What about your family? Aren't they worried about you?"
The girl shrugs.
"My parents are wary of the Witch of Frost, as they call lady Emilia. So are most of the adults. I think that when I asked, begged really, to work at the mansion, my parents expected that I would get rejected, but when shortly after I came back wearing the uniform, they realized I can move up in life! They are now excited for me. Besides, I only needed to glance at the lady to know that you aren't like they believe you to be! There's no way you have anything to do with that horrible witch of old, even though you look very similar."
"What about your friends? Don't they worry about you?", you insist.
Petra looks down for a moment, but she redraws her smile.
"Friends... You're lucky to have such a thing. I don't. They pick on me, for anything and everything. The only person who seems to be nice to me is Randi, and that's probably because she's as dumb as a post."
Emilia holds her hands in front of her waist and talks to you as if she doesn't understand what you are doing.
"Subaru, she's such a sweet girl. Surely there's no problem with her working at the mansion. I'll be glad to have her around."
You sigh, and then you walk in front of Petra.
"Girl, you are like twelve. It's going to get weird real fast."
Emilia tilts her head while staring at you.
"I've been tending the fields ever since I turned ten, sir", Petra says as if she fears you might fire her. "I assure you I will do my best! I'm dealing with many new tasks, but I learn fast!"
"You should be in school learning some pointless nonsense that will never help you in life, not wearing such a skimpy outfit to work for a clown that walks around naked. I figure there's no FBI in this fantasy world, but still, you should stay away until you turn fifteen or so."
"I... I like the short skirt, it makes it easy to walk, and breezy on my legs. And it's a beautiful outfit, I think I look pretty good in it. Don't you think so, sir...?"
"Damn it, girl! You are supposed to dislike getting exploited! Let's get in the mansion, Emilia. I need to give Ram a piece of my mind. That senior servant must be into some freaky shit. No wonder she's so guarded all the time!"
Emilia does follow your brisk walk towards the huge front doors, although she does complain.
"Subaru, it's really fine. What's gotten into you? They've worn those outfits for as long as I've been here."
"Yeah? And how long has that been? A couple months? Years? Should those damn cultists also wear skirts to a battlefield? I'm sure everyone could see Rem's panties whenever she swung her flail around."
"... You need some rest, Subaru. It's been too hard on us. Take a nap, and I'll bring you your meal in a couple of hours."
You grab the doorknob and attempt to pull open the door energetically, as if to make a grand entrance, but these doors are made to be handled by demon servants who are far stronger than you. You almost pull something on your back instead. No wonder they used to leave these front doors somewhat open. You end up pulling it open carefully, and when you take a step inside, a servant you've never seen before is standing in front. She's a woman in her early twenties, with long, voluminous light blonde hair that isn't so much a hairstyle as a mane. Under thick eyebrows, her big green eyes study you with a confident intelligence. The quick glance at the rest of her body, all you can afford when this stranger is staring straight at you, suggests a lean, yet thick body as if she's been well fed with protein throughout her entire life. You imagine her serving trays full of beers during Oktoberfest without tiring, and when some customers get too rowdy, she casually grabs two at a time under her arms to throw them out.
You gasp.
"Who is this German-looking woman?"
"I've never heard that adjective, although it doesn't sound bad. We've never met, Mr. Natsuki." She curtsies, holding the hem of her skirt. "I'm Frederica, current senior servant of Roswaal's mansion during Ram's absence. I've been expecting both your and lady Emilia's return."
Her adult voice throws you off. She sounds as if she would allow no nonsense, and yet her expression suggests she's easygoing. You don't know what to make of this woman.
"Frederica!", Emilia says. "It's been so long, hasn't it?"
"What, you know this German?", you ask.
"Yes, she was working here when Roswaal offered me to live in his mansion. It used to be her and Ram making sure everything ran smoothly in this place." She turns towards you with a guilty look. "And... I guess miss Rem as well."
You don't see Frederica react to it, because a pang in your heart forces you to look down.
"So, why are you here now?", you ask to this Frederica broad.
"I had taken a leave of absence, for personal reasons, but even while living away I heard about the trouble with the royal selection. Shortly after I received a letter from miss Ram, demanding I came back to help her make sure this place doesn't fall into disarray. She also wrote about your troubles in the capital, lady Emilia, and how you had brought a young man with you, who joined the household."
"Yes, this is Natsuki Subaru", Emilia says somewhat shily. "I feel like he's saved my life a few times. In fact... well..."
You and Frederica look at Emilia questioningly.
"I... I want to make him my knight."
"Really?", Frederica asks with a smirk.
"Well, I've been thinking about it for a while, ever since he stopped that cult's attack. He's already saved my life, and helped me in any way he can. He's a great guy with a good heart. That's why..."
Instead of finishing the sentence, she looks away and blushes. You shift your weight uncomfortably. After Frederica eyes you both as if she's enjoying this, she stands straighter and puts a hand on her waist.
"Ever since I read miss Ram's words about you, Mr. Natsuki, I've been waiting to meet you."
"Ah!? I'm not sure I want to know what words she would have used to refer to me. My mood has been dark enough already."
"Well, I'm telling you anyway", Frederica says teasingly. "I believe her exact words were 'a bumbling buffoon and a freeloader who inexplicably organized an operation to thwart a murderous assault by an entire branch of the Witch's Cult'."
You sigh. Although you hadn't formed any expectations, you had expected it to be worse. Still, you massage your temple due to how your headache has suddenly worsened.
"Yeah, I suppose that's pretty accurate. I don't quite know myself how we pulled that off."
Frederica grins broadly, presenting a set of healthy teeth belonging to a carnivorous predator. They are triangular as if filed, and they look like they could tear apart a struggling prey of around her own size.
You are stunned for a moment, and your heart beats louder.
"You are a half-beast, aren't you?", you ask excitedly. "Should have known, with that hair. Damn, you look so cool!"
Frederica covers her mouth with her hand because she can't stop herself from smiling, as if she's been accustomed to doing so, but she closes her eyes and her shoulders tremble for stifling a laugh.
"You are a charming one. Although you aren't entirely correct in your assumption, I am partly beast."
"You don't need to explain. I'm not worried in the least. Half-beast people are fully integrated in society, and make some of the most ruthless murderers. What sort of person would I be if I judged someone on their origins?"
"Well, that's good!"
"Besides, I won't complain for getting a pretty new servant!"
Someone giggles to your left. It's Petra, that tween. She's so insignificant that you hadn't noticed her standing by your side all this time. She has closed her eyes and is laughing to herself as if happy for having been complimented. I wasn't talking about you, you think.
"Oi, why are you following me around?", you ask, annoyed.
Petra's mood drops as if she's been caught doing something wrong, and she straightens her back.
"I'm not! I apologize, sir. I merely intended to do my job."
"Well, help Otto, the driver, with our luggage, will you? It you want to work as a twelve year old, you better get tougher."
She turns her head to stare at you, and then twists her body to point toward the carriage.
"I'll do just that, sir!"
When she walks briskly up to Otto, who is standing next to Patrasche as if forgotten, you shake your head.
"... You alright, Mr. Natsuki?", Frederica asks.
"Yeah, yeah. Just get it over with. I mean let's bring all of our stuff in, and most importantly Rem."
Frederica is confused, and even more so when you finally stand next to the carriage while you hold your comatose, and completely uncooperative, girlfriend as if you are giving her a piggyback ride.
"Did miss Ram hire this servant while I was away? And what's wrong with her?", Frederica asks, worried. "She's not merely sleeping, is she?"
"She ain't", you say with a low voice.
Frederica observes Rem's beautiful, sleeping face up close.
"She looks pretty much like Ram if the senior servant had blue hair. Is she a relative?"
"... You worked with Ram, you said."
"For quite a few years. I got well-accustomed to our lovely senior servant."
Her tone reveals she's well aware of how much of a pain in the ass Ram is.
"Let's leave it at that for now", you say, tired. "We'll explain it in detail. I don't have your German body to help me support this weight properly, Frederica, so let's get into the mansion and put my dear Rem onto a bed."
"I'm liking that adjective more and more. Sounds strong."
As you head up to the mansion's front doors, you are followed by Otto and the tween, who are handling your luggage. Frederica leads you all into the parlor, with all its fancy furniture. Plush carpets cover the floor, and there are several paintings of historical figures on the walls, although most of them look suspiciously clownish.
"My goodness, what a beautiful room", Otto remarks. His eyes are sparkling.
Frederica turns to him.
"I apologize, sir, as I haven't dealt with you properly given the unusual circumstances of lady Emilia's return. For much money did they hire your services?"
Otto opens his mouth while looking as if he's expecting plenty of gold to rain his way, but Emilia waves a hand in front of her.
"Otto is a merchant we met during the operation, as he got in serious trouble, and from then on he's been helping us eagerly. We promised him we would introduce him to the lord, so he might employ him for our many dealings that involve leaving Roswaal's domain."
The gray-haired merchant looks so pleased that Emilia voiced her support for him that Frederica glances at him as if she can sense the fire burning in his heart. She smirks.
"Very well, follow me, mister merchant. I'll prepare your room right away."
Otto nods excitedly, and he turns to follow the German servant.
"Thank you! You are all so friendly around here."
As they walk through a hallway, Petra turns to you as if she wants to say something, but then bows and begins to head towards your room. Frederica must have told her where it was.
"I'll leave your luggage there, and then I will return for lady Emilia's."
You desperately need some peace and quiet. You are already sweating from holding your beloved demon servant's weight, and your hangover has barely cleared up. You glance at Emilia before you stagger towards your room, but she says your name as if asking you to stop. You turn around. The half-elf is fidgeting, and she forces herself to hold your gaze.
"I don't... Please, let's lay miss Rem's body down in one of the vacant rooms. Otherwise I know what routine you are going to return to. You will sleep and spend so many idle hours next to someone whose terrible curse might not be cleared... for a long time. You are doing nothing but wallow in pain."
Although the care in her voice doesn't suggest it, you feel as if she's scolding you. During the long carriage ride she had caught you staring at Rem as the demon servant slept under the blanket, and you even cried for her. Emilia must have expected you to go back to holding Rem's unconscious body through the night.
"You know, Emilia," you begin to mutter, "pain can feel really good if you just let it in and do its thing. It's a home away from home."
She must regret the expression her words provoked on you, because she steps close enough that she puts her hand on your chest. Feeling her fingers on you makes you want to shiver.
"Please, Subaru. You will visit her whenever you want, but..."
It doesn't escape you that Emilia intended to say, 'I don't want you to sleep with her or anybody else'. You hate when people disguise how they really feel. However, you agree. It would be so comfortable to return to the routine of holing yourself up and cuddling with your unconscious girlfriend for most of the day, but there's little else than depression, and possibly madness, waiting on that path.
You sigh.
"Very well, Emilia."
She smiles, but she erases it as if she's ashamed of herself.
"We will all take good care of miss Rem. One day she'll wake up and the rest of us will get to meet her properly."
"In what room should I let her sleep in, then?"
She quickly guides you to one.

Roleplaying through "Re:Zero" with the GPT-3 story generator (Part 36)

This entry finally concludes the ninth volume of the original "Re:Zero" novels.

I tried to end the third arc of this retelling with a shortish chapter, but it turned into a 7,700 words long beast. Enjoy it if you can.

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Although the numerous glasses of wine Wilhelm has drunk haven't changed his stoic expression, for a good while he has been monopolizing the conversation by telling war stories that Crusch, although her eyes have turned reflective and her neck a bit wobbly, listens to attentively, only stopping him to ask him to elaborate on some points. Emilia has slumped on her chair and keeps giggling while she plays with Puck as if the would be mass murderer was a regular cat, and the adult-sized cat who told you to avoid turning the celebration into a funeral service has drunk herself into oblivion. She has crossed her furry forearms over the table to lean on them, and most of the time she either hides her face behind them or peeks over them to look around pitifully. When her gaze falls on you, you smile to make her feel a bit better. Although you wanted to drink with moderation, and you would be the only one able to drive these people anywhere if you could read the traffic signs, you still feel light-headed and careless about pretty much everything. You are, however, lucid enough to know how dangerous this is for you. You could easily make a habit out of drinking as you did during your self-imposed loop, so you can forget all the pains in your life, and particularly the damage you can't correct.

It must be around twelve in the morning. Behind the mirror-like windows, only the distant streetlights clear the darkness of this cloudy night. Wilhelm and Crusch keep talking as if they are having a private meeting, while Emilia, who had sat on a nearby sofa around twenty minutes ago because she was getting tired, is snoring softly against a pillow. You had to lower her skirt a bit, as she hadn't realized that she was showing her panties, and when you touched her, she slurred your name softly and motioned for you to stay with her, but you didn't even have to answer before she forgot about it in her drunkenness. You are getting more depressed by the minute.
You suddenly realize that Ferris has disappeared. The wine bottle she had opened recently, even though nobody else could stomach any more alcohol, is also gone.
You hadn't intended to find the cat-girl, but as you left the dining room for a bit of fresh air, you beelined towards the patio where both girls, Crusch and Ferris, used to eat breakfast during every morning of your self-imposed loop. Ferris is leaning against the edge of the table that holds special memories for you. You sat in front of it to enjoy many conversations with Crusch, and you also the first time you killed yourself, by plunging a broken bottle into your carotid artery.
A quick look tells you how drunk Ferris is. She's hunched over, and when she hears you come into the patio, she tilts her head towards you and attempts to recognize you with her glassy eyes. Then you realize that she's also crying.
The cat-girl goes for the wine bottle, which she had left on the table, but you grab it and put it away.
"You have had enough, Ferris", you say, with a mixture of genuine care and apathy.
She struggles to steal the bottle away from you, but she either isn't putting much effort into it, or her drunkenness has stolen her strength. She gives up and returns to rest her ass on the edge of the table. You imitate her by leaning next to the cat-girl.
"You came to save me from alcohol poisoning", she says somewhat mockingly.
"I don't want you to drink alone while you are already drunk out of your mind, and also crying. I've been there. It doesn't lead anywhere good."
She points at her eyes.
"I'm not crying."
"Your falling tears suggest otherwise."
"I'm not crying, just..." She stifles a sob.
You stay silent and give her time to collect herself. This night is much darker than the couple of nights you had become used to during your self-imposed loop. The sky is clouded, blocking the moonlight, and the breeze that blows through the open patio, ruffling the cat-girl's fur, suggests that you and Emilia might end up travelling home under the rain. You close your eyes for a moment and listen to a couple of owls hooting. This is bad, you think. Merely resting like this is letting the flood of sad thoughts in.
"I needed to drink because there's so much to celebrate", Ferris says with difficulty. "Like my best friend from childhood... my only friend... having forgotten who I am. And sometimes when she looks at me now I feel like she's wondering why she let me hang around in the first place."
"Crusch would never think something like that. You are just depressed. Besides, I'm also your friend, Ferris."
She lets out a small laugh, and then she bumps her shoulder into yours.
"Oh, are you? I thought I was your sister."
"Yeah, that was... Well, you can be both, I guess."
As she attempts to push herself off the table, she puts her hand on your arm, and when she staggers towards the railing she lets her hand slide down to yours as if caressing it. She sighs and crosses her forearms over the railing right in front of you, leaning forward. Her slender waist moves slightly while the cat-girl presents her bubbly ass, barely covered by grey tights, as if inviting you to ram her from behind.
A flush of warmth makes you shiver, and your throat tightens. Although you look up at the back of Ferris' head, those two big, furry cat ears, your crotch is already tingling.
"You should be careful, bro", Ferris says playfully. "We've both drunk a bit too much."
"You have for sure", you say with a dry voice.
"We might end up doing something that mommy won't like one bit."
She steps back while holding on to the railing as if stretching. Her cat tail ondulates gracefully in the air, bridging the space between her ass and your abdomen, and then she slides the fluffy tip up and down your shirt deliberately.
You have already gotten hard enough that it nullified your slight inebriation. You need to excuse yourself and return to the dining room. No, to your bedroom. To the darkness of your bedroom where nobody but Puck will be able to see you masturbating next to your comatose girlfriend.
"Ah... I think you need someone to be there for you in a more friendly way, Ferris, while you grieve. Not for your fake brother to do unsanitary things to your sexy cat-girl body."
"What do you know about what I need, huh?"
She backs up until her bubbly ass bumps into your erection, which makes you tremble from head to toe. You grab her slim waist intending to move her aside, but you end up merely holding her. She rubs your dick up and down between her ass cheeks. Your breath is thickening while your vision whitens. When Ferris rests the back of her head against your neck, her soft, perfumed fur makes you tingle, and the tip of her fluffy cat ear touches your own human one.
She grabs your head to turn your face towards her as she lifts her mouth to yours. Her breath, which reeks of alcohol, invades your nostrils. She presses her mouth against yours, and when her tongue invades you, it stings. It feels as if her tongue is hooking on yours with dozens of little spines. Damn it, the half-cats around here are mostly cats in that regard! Her tongue gets stuck for a moment, and when she retracts it you feel it prickling your tongue. You taste blood, but it only makes your dick harder while Ferris cradles it between her bubbly ass cheeks. If you had thought about it, you would tell yourself you had intended to push the cat-girl off, but in reality you have merely moved your hands up to fondle her small tits. Ferris moans.
She stands on her tiptoes to suck on your earlobe. She's breathing hard, and her flesh feels warmer and warmer through the thighs. The cat-girl whispers in your ear.
"How did you put it? Bend me over and test drive a half-pussy's pussy?"
You are melting. Before you can muster what little resolve you have left in order to stop her, her hand takes your right one, which was caressing her right breast, and slides it into the crotch of her tights. Her wetness drenches your fingers. Her tail which had been swinging from side to side all this time now stills. You feel the cat-girl tremble as you slowly slide your middle finger into her tight folds. As your finger goes in, she trembles even more, and she breathes hard while she presses her ass against your crotch.
You are losing it. You need to drag her into any of the empty bedrooms and fuck this cat-girl so hard that she'll be leaking your cum for a week.
She turns her head to look at you with her hazy eyes. Her pupils have transformed into vertical slits.
"Please fuck me. I can't deal with this."
Her flax-colored fur tickles your nose, and her sweet scent is overpowering your senses. Her hot insides are sucking your index and middle fingers as her vagina pulsates. You don't deny it to yourself: you want to pick her up, throw her onto a bed and grasp her wrists while you push yourself hard inside her cat-girl pussy. You aren't even sure if it's her body, or her attitude, or the stuff you both have lived through, or the fact that her current gloominess makes her feel like the only real person around. Your arousal is close to breaking through the many formless barriers in your mind.
"You need to learn how to deal with things, Ferris", you say almost breathless. "You are way too drunk, and you got me way too hard."
"I don't care. Just take me. I'm all wet and ready for you, just take me!"
Her words hit you like a hammer. A shiver goes down your spine as you imagine the hot, tight feeling of her insides clenching around your hard dick. She's calling for you to grab her, pin her down, take off her clothes and fill her to the brim. You can't do this. Rem is... You can't do this to Rem, even if she sleeps forever. You pull out your fingers, and her wetness follows for just a moment. Her pussy juice runs down your palm. You attempt to push her away with your clean hand, and you manage to extract your erection from between her ass cheeks.
"What the hell!?", she complains while looking over her shoulder. "I said take me, now!"
"We need to get you sober. You don't know what you're saying right now."
"I know exactly what I'm saying! I want your dick inside me!"
"Oh, God... I-I have a girlfriend whom I love so very much, I can't-..."
Ferris glares at you while a couple of tears jump from her glassy eyes.
"Who is in a coma! She won't ever know! She won't wake up, and you know that!"
"No, I... I won't betray her. Please sober up. You would regret this. I'm sure you would go all like, 'I can't believe I let you stick your dumb dick inside me, Subaru'."
"Fuck you! I need it bad. The male half-cats' dicks have spines that rake your insides raw."
"I didn't want to imagine that."
"I need you to fill me with your smooth cock. I've been touching myself thinking about it."
Ferris turns around and grabs the waist of your pants, but before she pulls them down, you grab her wrists. You struggle with her drunken self while she breathes hard through her mouth and tears fall down her reddened cheeks.
"No", you say seriously. "I'm not a traitor. I can't do this while she's in a coma."
You get your pants up and push her away with a hand. She stumbles backwards until she hits the railing, and then she rests her elbows on it while her chest rises and falls fast. She narrows her eyes and stares at you with pure anger, as if you are at fault for everything that has gone wrong in her life.
You swallow to bring some saliva into your mouth. Your heart is beating hard against your ribcage, and your dick hasn't softened at all.
"I'm sorry, Ferris, but..."
The cat-girl clenches her teeth and widens her nostrils. She closes her eyes tight, and then rubs her thighs together as if scratching an itch. She turns around and leans over the railing to look down at the dark city streets beyond the mansion's grounds.
"Who is the pussy here?", she mutters.
Before you know it you've ran away. You are barrelling down the first hallway you came across, while your heart pumps in your throat and your erect penis waggles with every step. When you locate the first bathroom, you burst into it, and then close the door with your back. Thankfully the bathrooms have bolts. You open the faucet so the water keeps gushing out, and then you pull down your pants and grab your rock hard penis with your right hand. The veins pump against your palm. You lean on the wall behind the toilet with your left hand. Control your breathing, clear your mind. Wipe all the images of Ferris from your inside theater, and instead remember Rem. Picture her, feel her on top of you, your penis caught in her hot insides, her vaginal muscles milking you, her hands running their fingers through your hair, her fangs plunged into your throat and sucking you dry, her jaw tightening and tightening and tightening until it crushes the esophagus and the trachea, and still your sweet Rem keeps sucking out and sucking out your filthy life.
You groan, it feels as if your heart is about to stop, your legs wobble, your crotch gets red hot, and with a final spasm you shoot cum all over the toilet, the ground around it, and the wall behind it. You keep jerking and jerking while you wheeze, until you squeeze the last drop.
You collapse on your knees, dipping your skin on the puddles of cum. Sweat runs down your face, some gets in your eye. You keep shivering. You focus on controlling your breathing and feeling your heartbeat as it stabilizes until you can breathe through your nostrils again.
When some seconds later your legs get strong enough to support your weight, you fill the sink with water and dunk your face so the coldness seeps in.

When you have dried your face and you feel as if you can face the world again, you were about to exit the bathroom when you realize that you forgot to clean. If the staff members traced the destruction back to you, you would need to walk around the mansion's grounds with your head down. You wipe the floor, the toilet and the wall behind it until it no longer looks as if a ghost has exploded, and then you peek out of the bathroom into the hallway. You don't hear anyone coming. You have no idea how Ferris would react if you were to come across her. You wonder if it would be better to kill yourself and try getting through these last few days all over again.
You walk as fast as you can without running until you get downstairs, and as you turn a corner to reach a flight of stairs that would allow you to reach your bedroom quicker, you realize that there's someone standing in front of a painting, staring up at it as if mesmerized. It's the duchess. You approach her calmly. To eat dinner she had put her silky, green hair in a ponytail, and her profile is studying thoughtfully a portrait of her past self. The Crusch Karsten in the painting looks all regal in her military uniform and the pieces of plate armor that she had worn for your operation, and she's resting her hand on the pommel of her sheathed sword that you had witnessed her using to kill one of Petelgeuse's Fingers.
The current Crusch is wearing a black evening dress that's covered by a red dressing gown that falls to her ankles, looking appropriately mature for your image of her. When she turns to address your presence and she smiles, you are overwhelmed by tenderness.
"Subaru. I was heading to bed, but I've made a habit to stop and take a good look at the lady of the house. Impressive, isn't she?"
Crusch looks at the painting again as if inviting you to imitate her, but you keep staring at the living duchess.
"One of the most important figures of this nation", you say. "And one of the most important women in my life."
The duchess covers her mouth with her hand in feigned embarrassment.
"Flatterer."
"Also, she's the most likely to become the next queen, or however the people around here would call a female ruler."
Crusch's smile fades, and her lovely eyes turn mournful.
"But she's so young. What does she know about anything?"
"Apparently she was groomed to rule her family's domain since childhood, and she put her skills to use before she became an adult. She was well-respected, competent and liked by her subjects. Maybe she thought that she was too young for such a responsibility, and I'm sure she never enjoyed a proper childhood, but then again she also never suffered through the miseries that us lowly commoners, who are born with nothing, must endure."
You intended to improve her mood with the levity of your tone, but when you remember her talking about how her brother was murdered by the Witch's Cult, you shut your mouth and look down for a moment.
Crusch narrows her eyes, and after a few seconds she breathes deeply.
"It's so disconcerting to rake my mind for any memory or feeling associated with this past, and yet find nothing. I can't imagine how I must look like to you. Obviously all of you cared for me a lot, and now you insist on keeping me company so the void of everything I've forgotten about this world doesn't contribute to my premature death. Still, at times it feels suffocating. The nature of this woman I seem to be demands some time alone for contemplation, or merely to recharge." Crusch holds your gaze as if to judge your expression. "But I recall that I never got to ask you what you meant about you being my son", she asks with curiosity.
You almost stutter, but you end up chuckling and scratching the back of your head. It's too late for such a conversation, particularly after you came so close to betraying your Rem to fuck your first cat-girl.
"I kind of got into trouble with the most important people in this kingdom. Some decrepit bastards were insulting Emilia, so I jumped in to give them a taste of their own medicine. Along the way I ended up disparaging the Knights of Lugunica, and its captain, a proud guy with a personal harem of glowing groupies, beat me up to a pulp. In summary, I proved myself a fool unworthy of respect. Even though I had no relation to you, something about my shameful display convinced you to bring me home and have your particularly attractive cat-girl cure my wounds. You believed there was more to me than my talent to annoy everyone I come across."
Crusch looks humbled by her previous self.
"That duchess you knew seems like such a great person. Big shoes to fill."
"One of the coolest, for sure. Listen, I'm sure our previous Crusch felt the same way, but she had gained enough experience so that it didn't show. You'll get there. Don't push yourself."
You pat her shoulder, and when she keeps staring at you with a pleasant smile, you fear you will blush.
"Anyway, as I was saying," you continue, "you housed me, and your numerous staff cleaned after my messes, so you became my new mother in my eyes. It's as completely innocent as that, I assure you."
Crusch nods as she rubs her chin thoughtfully. You are feeling increasingly nervous.
"I see... How long did you stay in this mansion... that apparently belongs to me?", she asks.
For a moment you wonder how much Wilhelm and Ferris have told her about your presence here. You guess that they explained everything, but it doesn't stop you.
"Oh, more than a year. We had such a great time."
"What kind of stuff did we do?"
"Well, when we woke up at night and we couldn't go back to sleep, we used to enjoy private conversations under the moonlight up there, in the patio of the second floor, as we tasted your fine wines. Sometimes we also ended up walking along the pond to relax. You opened your heart to me and shared your pains. We, ah... We used to slip under the covers of your fluffy four-poster bed, and you cuddled me against your warm, generous bosom while you ran your fingers through my hair, gave me soft kisses and called me a good boy."
Crusch's cheeks flush. She averts her gaze and begins fidgeting. You hope she's considering that her past self did enjoy such intimate moments, but that she never dirtied them by sharing them with the rest of her household members.
"Are implying that we had sexual relations?"
"No! No, of course not! Never! That would be completely inappropriate! The responsible and kind thing to do was to keep our relationship only on a friendly basis. Well, we still failed at that. We shared very intimate moments that most human beings are spared. A few of the times I tried to kill myself in your mansion you rushed to stop me, and it didn't bother you that you ended up drenched in blood."
Crusch snaps her head back, wide-eyed.
"What are you... You tried to kill yourself?", she asks with a low voice, concerned. "Why would you do such a thing?"
You smile to reassure her, and wave your hand dismissively.
"Ah, the usual. I was trapped in a hole I didn't know how to get out of except by killing myself. It's alright, though. Afterwards I always woke up in the bed you assigned me. Some of those times we enjoyed pleasurable conversations on the patio merely a few minutes later."
You laugh while reminiscing, but Crusch has gone pale, and her pupils are trembling.
"We had quite the complicated relationship. I suppose I was concerned about someone so troubled..."
"No trouble at all, duchess! It was a wonderful time. One I'll miss for the rest of my life, I'm sure."
You pat her on the shoulder, but she doesn't react. Her eyes are fixed on the floor.
"I mean, now that I think about it...", you add, "I was horribly depressed and experienced suicidal thoughts, but every time you would cheer me up and convince me to keep going. And now I'm fine!"
"You aren't, though. Lady Emilia even cried for you during our dinner because she realized you were heading towards suicide. You have never stopped hurting, have you?"
You hate yourself for having engendered such worry in the duchess on top of her personal nightmare.
"I assure you, my duchess, that despite the occasional ups and downs such as in recent days due to my girlfriend having fallen into an eternal sleep, I have learned to love life. I'll only kill myself if... I mean, I won't kill myself again for any reason!"
Crusch remains upset despite your convincing explanations. You put your hand on her back and motion towards her bedroom.
"Let's just get some sleep, duchess. Everything will look clearer in the morning."
You accompany her, because your bedroom awaits beyond hers. When you reach the duchess' bedroom, Crusch grabs the door handle, but then she stops and lifts her gaze towards you.
"This world, it seems so strange to me."
You sigh.
"I finally hear that from someone else."
"Sir Wilhelm has explained in detail how our different camps fight to rule the kingdom, and after only one of us wins, the remainder will be at the mercy of whoever sits on the throne. The conflict might end up erupting into open warfare, and yet I've felt nothing but genuine care from you two. What sense does that make?"
"You are asking the wrong person, my dear duchess. Few things have ever made sense to me. And I don't care either that you or the rest of your camp are technically our sworn enemies. As far as I'm concerned, Wilhelm is the terrifying, murderous grandpa that I never had, Ferris is the disturbingly sexy freak that I'll regret over and over not having dragged into an empty bedroom, and you are my fake mother that has induced many cherished, shameful thoughts that accompany me during sleepless nights. I like all of you guys is what I mean. Those political machinations are beyond me."
Crusch smiles softly.
"I see, you are poking fun at me. I prefer that to being handled with gloves."
By now you are already used to telling the truth and people believing you are either joking around or spinning wild lies.
"Those political considerations, though...", Crusch begins as she lowers her gaze. "They must have been vital for the Crusch Karsten I used to be. Maybe they kept her life running."
"Sure, something has to pay for a few mansions and a similar number of wine cellars. And there's the whole thing about developing her domain, keeping the peace, making sure her subjects don't die of the plague and shit like that. I don't know what you actually did. I mostly only remember you drinking wine and wearing sexy nightgowns as you invited me to get in bed with you."
"I see...", she says shyly, with a hint of blushing.
"But the fact we always remember is that you were always looking out for others. It's not really something you have to force yourself to do, it's just who you are. That's the real you whether you like it or not."
Crusch smiles as her big, honey-colored eyes regard you.
"I appreciate your words, truly."
She holds your gaze warmly. You aren't sure what to say or do now. Some seconds later, the duchess opens the door and takes a step inside.
"We should go to bed, Subaru. I need to rest, and you both will travel far to reach your camp's headquarters. I've heard it's quite the arduous journey."

You step out of Crusch's mansion while your legs bear the weight of your beloved demon servant, who is hanging limply from your back. Emilia is covering you with an umbrella from the drizzle that falls from the completely clouded sky, that makes it so although it's some minutes after sunrise, it still seems like night.
You head towards the carriage waiting for you, parked next to the road that leads out of the gate. The merchant who Emilia hired is waiting for you both while holding his hat to his chest. The very day you had returned to Lugunica from your operation, both you and Emilia knew that you would eventually need someone to drive you back home for a trip that would take, leisurely, a couple of days. Emilia had asked who you could trust, and you had a man's name to offer: the fellow who had proven that he could outrun the White Whale herself without even thinking of sacrificing you as bait. His name is Otto Suwen. When you both get close enough, he bows slightly, which makes his messy hair, which needs a haircut, fall on his forehead. The guy is only a few years older than you, and yet his hair is as incongruously gray as Crusch's is green or Rem's is light blue. Fantasy world things.
In any case, when Otto straightens his back again and he combs his messy hair with his fingers, he mostly focuses on Emilia. He seems awed by her otherworldly presence, and you can't blame him. Not only she's exotic in a world where half-elves, particularly silver-haired ones, need to hide from people's stupidity, but she's a sight to behold. Her face alone could make any man, and some women, swoon, and she's wearing her fancy, very expensive looking white and purple-lined dress that ends mid thigh, showing the rest of her perfectly proportioned legs. The fact that you aren't head over heels for her, thanking your lucky stars because she has deluded herself into loving your sorry ass, probably signals that the many horrors you've struggled through have broken your brain.
You both had already left your luggage out for Otto to load on the back of his carriage, and although he does attempt to help you climb onto the back while Rem's weight drags you down, the merchant ends up preferring not to interfere, in case he ends up pushing your beloved demon servant's comatose ass. Once Rem lies on the floorboards and you have rested for a few seconds to recover your breath, you cover her with a blanket and kiss her forehead. Her servant outfit, which the mansion's staff had washed, exposes too much skin for such a cloudy morning.
While Emilia waits outside under her umbrella, you take the opportunity to greet your also beloved ground dragon Patrasche. She's one of the two beasts who are going to pull Otto's carriage towards Roswaal's mansion. When Patrasche realizes you are going to give her some attention, she closes her eyes and shakes her black, reptilian head happily. She nuzzles your chest as you stroke her neck. The thought that this majestic beast is going to run around free in Roswaal's yard fills you with a pleasant warmth, and you need every positive emotion you can get these days.
When you turn towards Emilia, you realize that in the distance Crusch and her two best pals have just gotten out of the mansion and are walking towards you, but Emilia attracts your attention because she's rubbing her temple, and she twists her expression as if she's experiencing some pangs of pain in her head.
You walk to her side and slip under her umbrella.
"You did drink until you passed out on that couch, Emilia."
"Yes, I cannot be surprised...", she says with a voice intending to dismiss any worry. "When I came to the capital from time to time, I used to drink alcohol to take the edge off, given how nervous the crowds made me. When we first met back at that inn I was drinking, wasn't I? Still, I had never drank as much as last night. My head is killing me."
You put a hand on her bare shoulder, which feels comfortably warm. Emilia smiles at you, appreciating the contact.
"You'll just have to tolerate it standing up for a while longer. Once we sit on the back of the carriage and we get rolling, you will be able to shut your eyes and sleep if you want. I'll make sure to alert you if there's any problem. You don't have to worry."
Her eyes glisten with gratitude, and when you lift your hand from her shoulder and let your arm hang, she grabs your fingers for a few seconds.
Wilhelm, Crusch and Ferris stop a couple of meters from you. Wilhelm is holding an umbrella so his lady doesn't get wet, while the cat-girl is wearing a fantasy world hoodie with the hood up. She has shoved her hands into the pockets. Ferris is as hungover as can be, and you get the sense that the old man had to drag her out of bed to bid you both farewell. In the shade inside her hood, she's narrowing her eyes at the natural light of this cloudy morning, and a side of her mouth occasionally twitches.
Despite the embarrassment you both must feel from almost having fucked wildly last night, and your suspicion that she must resent you for abandoning her all wet and ready, you sympathize with this cat-girl so much that you just want to step forward and squeeze her in your arms. You won't, though. Even if she wanted you to, she wouldn't accept it in public.
Crusch is carrying herself naturally with the poise of a dignitary sending you off, and yet her honey-colored eyes are sad.
"I don't know how to properly bid you both farewell. As far back as I remember, you have always been here, and I admit it fills me with unease to realize that you will be gone from now on."
A sharp pain pierces your heart for a moment. You are about to speak when you see that Ferris has turned her head towards the duchess while the cat-girl's wide-eyed expression, with her lips slightly parted, shows dismay. Maybe she feels as if she barely matters any longer now that she's dealing with a new Crusch. These two women seemed so close before; you remember fondly finding them every morning as they ate breakfast and spoke at length about whatever they had to deal with that day, or about their worries and hopes. Maybe the former Crusch didn't need any other confidant. Poor Ferris. You feel so bad for her, and it pains you that you are about to leave her behind, but you also prevent yourself from recalling your interaction last night, in case you end up having to say goodbye to these great people while sporting an erection.
"Duchess, our friendship will remain intact no matter what", Emilia says sweetly. "Write to me as often as you want. And when we leave, you will still have these two lovely people who have always stuck with you through thick and thin."
Crusch smiles strainedly. A forced smile, clearly indicating her attempts to hide her sadness, but beautiful nonetheless.
"Thank you so much for your kind words. I'll love to receive your letters as well, lady Emilia." The duchess turns her attention to you. "I will sorely miss you as well, Subaru. I fear I will always worry about your well-being."
You grimace, and are quick to wave your hand while smiling nervously.
"I'm perfectly fine! You have more than enough with your own troubles, duchess. Focus on staying strong. Hopefully we'll end up catching the bastard who did this to you and to my Rem, and you'll return to normal. And even if you never do, you are still awesome the way you are. There's no cooler duchess in this entire fantasy world, I'm sure."
Crusch smiles once again, a bit brighter this time.
"I'll try to stay optimistic."
When you look at the cat-girl, you realize she has been studying your expression, but she averts her gaze as if embarrassed. Thankfully she doesn't seem angry.
"I am going to miss you, Ferris", you say warmly. "I hope we remain in good terms."
She takes a moment, and then she forces herself to hold your gaze while she narrows her eyes. Whether because of her hangover or because she's dealing with conflicting emotions, you can't tell.
"We are friends after all."
You swallow. She does remember, and she won't pretend that she doesn't.
"Ah... I'm sure things would have been different if I hadn't..."
You don't know how to continue that sentence, and you also can't say, 'I would have gladly entered a romantic relationship with you that would have us fucking like wild beasts every day, if it wasn't because I'm already in love with a comatose demon servant, and because the half-elf royal candidate belonging to an opposite camp to yours would hate it'.
Ferris shrugs, and looks down.
"Woulda coulda."
You feel terrible.
"Take care of yourself, Ferris", you say with a pained voice.
"Always have."
While you try to push down your sudden gloom, you turn to Wilhelm. The old man nods.
"Wilhelm, I cannot thank you enough for lending your legendary murderous skills so we could ruin that ancient ghost's plans, which could have potentially ended the world. And also thank you for trying to toughen up a piece of shit like me."
You bow to him, a proper thank you to your former master, the one who taught you the joys of bloodsport and the pain it can bring, the one who showed you how to survive by being utterly merciless. And, ultimately, the one who showed you how to die with honor.
You could swear that the ghost of a smile flashed on the old man's face.
"I expect you to continue with your training back at your camp, even if alone. You never know when you will be forced to put it to good use." His lips tighten, and for a moment he seems to doubt whether to continue. "I wish you will remind your lord that I would appreciate if he would share his predictions regarding where that damnable monster is sure to appear, so we can eradicate it. I am to assume that Roswaal had his reasons for keeping this information a secret, but if he wants to trade, I am sure we can reach an agreement."
You feel hollow, and you have to force yourself to keep holding the old man's gaze. His fire burns so he can eventually avenge his beloved, but you had deceived him so his camp could lend you their strength. You want to apologize, to ask for his forgiveness, but you also know you can't bring it up now, or maybe ever. Your throat is getting tighter. If someone did that to you, told you there was a chance to return Rem back to normal, but that person had only lied to take advantage of your time and effort, you don't think you could ever forgive them. You might even turn murderous.
"I will tell the lord that..." Your voice breaks, and warmth rushes to your eyes. "We'll figure something out."
You feel Emilia's gaze piercing you. She looks disturbed as if she fears you either doing or thinking something bad. Confused, you return your attention to Crusch's camp. The duchess seems troubled as she stares at you. You then feel something warm and wet running down your cheeks. Mortified, you quickly dry your eyes and sniff.
"Sorry. It's just... I will miss you guys very much."
Wilhelm had opened his mouth, but the duchess takes a step forward and speaks up.
"Then stay! I have loved hosting you two, and we get along wonderfully. Lady Emilia, I already consider you a friend, and I'll gladly take care of you, Subaru. Just live with us. I'm sure we c-..."
Wilhelm, alarmed, puts his free, gloved hand on Crusch's shoulder.
"No, my lady, they cannot stay. They need to return to their own lives."
Wilhelm turns to you and bows his head.
"We should part ways. I hope we will fight alongside again."
"The same", you say with a low voice.
As Wilhelm tries to get the duchess to turn towards the mansion, Crusch looks dismayed. Her eyes seem to ask, 'why can't people who like each other live together in such a big mansion?'. Why can't she play outside after dinner? Why do we need to work from nine to six five days a week to pay for a house we can barely afford? These races for the throne are so silly, whatever form the race or the throne take, but people like Priscilla wouldn't give up, and most people, whether they are human or any percent of beast, are savages unfit to govern themselves.
As both camps walk away from each other in silence, you look over your shoulder towards the hooded back of Ferris' head. Had she ended up hating you? The cat-girl looks over her shoulder as well, and her gaze connects with yours. She must have noticed your worry, because she turns away again and raises her hand as if bidding you farewell. She then shoves both hands into the pockets of her hoodie and keeps walking.
As you move towards the back of Otto's carriage, Emilia shuffles closer to you and wraps her arm around yours. When you get on the vehicle and sit on the bench, you hear the rain as it falls on the tarp that covers the back of the carriage. Emilia has gone pale and is stunned as if she's recovering from bad news she just received.
"What's bothering you, Emilia?", you ask.
"For a moment I was sure you would stay and live with them", she says softly, as if she doesn't want to speak the words. "Join their household formally. It would be a great life, wouldn't it? And these people care about you a lot."
"About you as well. They wouldn't have treated like this any of the other royal candidates."
"My heart sank, Subaru. When I thought that you would prefer to remain in the capital instead of returning with me to Roswaal's mansion, I... I don't know what I would have done. I would have wished to throw everything away, the fight for the throne, everything."
You are disturbed, and shift your weight on the bench. Just how much has this girl deluded herself into loving you?
"Don't say that. You have an enormous opportunity to move up in this world. Just imagine the things you could do if you had that much power!"
She takes your hand and holds it on her thigh.
"I know, and I have... I have my own selfish reasons for reaching that throne as well. Roswaal had made a promise of his own."
You are puzzled, and for a moment she looks as if she wants to tell, but she ends up shaking her head.
"The kingdom is secondary for me. What a great ruler I would be, right? I admit that much... But I don't think I'll ever get another chance like this."
You take a deep breath. You have a long trip ahead of you, so you'll let it rest.
"In any case, Emilia, I'm coming back home with you. You will have me all to yourself."
You had said that playfully, but Emilia's warm grin, and how she embraces your arm closest to her, make you regret it. Your gaze rests on Rem's expressionless face as she lies on her back on the floorboards, covered up to her neck with a blanket. It's like she's not even here. A pain grows in your chest, and you can't ignore for a few seconds the despair that has been running in the background ever since you first realized that your beloved demon servant had been taken away from you.
Emilia hasn't missed it, as she seems eager to notice all your expressions. Although you wish you could be left alone for a while, you want to avoid making people around you worry, so you force yourself to smile.
"Listen, Emilia, this will come out of nowhere, but I've been wondering if you could assist me with something once we settle back in the mansion."
Her mood improves just because you want her help.
"I'm sure I will be able to. What is it about?"
"Could you guide me regarding how one would go about learning how to read and write in this language that for some reason I'm able to speak? It's getting beyond embarrassing for me. I can't even buy food without having to argue with the vendors."
She lets out a noise of delight. She claps, and then she clasps her hands as in prayer.
"I will teach you myself! Ah, that's great! I wish we were doing it already."
That she's so eager to help warms your heart. You were about to mess her silver hair as if she were some younger protegée of yours, but you feel it would be disrespectful, so instead you run your fingers through the back of her hair. The pleased, slightly blushed look on Emilia's face suggests you have sent her a different message than the one intended. Still, you would have never done it without thinking if she wasn't so clearly receptive to whatever you want to do to her. And you have already kissed her, back when you abandoned the shell she had become in that broken reality. She had tasted like snot and blood. You wonder how she would taste now that she's normal, and you feel guilty.
"So, ready to get going, general?", Otto asks from the driver's seat. How much of your conversation has he listened to?
"I told you, just call me Subaru. Becoming a general was a historical anomaly. I'm sure I won't act like it again. But yes, let's get going. I'm beginning to hate carriages, so I hope you manage to avoid every flying whale and crazed cultist before we reach the safety of Roswaal's domain."
"I'll try for sure."
A few minutes later you realize that after your carriage ventures through a wooded area, you are going to lose any sight of the capital. You stand up and peek out of the tarp to look at the receding, distant streets, at that mountain half covered in buildings and topped with a big, palace-like building. Goodbye, Lugunica, you think. When we first met you scared the shit out of me, and not even an hour later a bunch of your thugs beat me half to death, but I came to enjoy your seediness, your royal bullshit, your noisy crowds, and the luxurious mansions at which I could hang out without having to do any chores nor pay for the food and the drinks. I feel I am not going to see you again for a long, long time.

Roleplaying through "Re:Zero" with the GPT-3 story generator (Part 35)

We are still in the ninth volume of the original "Re:Zero" novels. Man, getting through this volume is taking some time, although I think that part 36 is finally going to close it.

In the previous entry, the protagonist understands that he has sacrificed his girlfriend to save Emilia and the world, and he begins to grieve for the demon servant. Meanwhile, the Witch of Frost turns into a discount version of the Witch of Envy.

I intended for this entry and the following one, of which I've already written half, to be a single one, but they will likely turn into ten thousand words together. This one is around five and a half.

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Before Crusch had lost her memories, she had organized paying a local transport service to return the evacuated villagers back home. They left the next morning. One of the staff members had caught you going to the bathroom and he had informed you that a certain Petra wanted to talk to you, but you asked him to pretend he didn't see you. The thought of dealing with Emilia, who expected so much from you, already made your stomach churn, and now this twelve year old villager wanted your attention as well.
After waking up next to Rem's unchanged, emotionless face as she kept sleeping, and would likely never stop for the rest of her life, your heart hurt as if your wife had died after a decades-long relationship. You just wanted to mourn her in peace and quiet, but the people around you just didn't want to leave you alone.
You ate lunch along with Emilia and Crusch's camp around a big table illuminated by chandeliers. Everyone focused on how much the duchess remembered how to do, and whether she might suddenly recover her memories as if she had suffered a particularly nasty concussion. Crusch knew how to eat by herself. She couldn't name the different kinds of foods present on the table, but their taste didn't surprise her. Apart from knowing how to speak the language, she also knew how to write. She lacked all the memories of who she was, as well as all the people she had met. A very selective memory loss, then again you shouldn't be surprised if it's magic based.
The poor duchess had accepted that she used to have a full life but that someone had stolen it, and now she acted poised and genteel, but without any haughtiness. It seemed like the generations of rulers that eventually led to her birth had forged her talents to lead and inspire to the extent that they surged out of her nature. Whenever you were in the presence of Crusch Karsten, you just wanted to listen to her and be there to help her with whatever she wished, because you had the sense that it would lead to great things for everybody. In comparison, Emilia, insisting on sitting next to you whenever you shared a room, felt like an involuntary recluse that was doing her best to pretend she was comfortable in the outside world.

The nerdy doctor you had given hell to for no good reason returned to check on Rem. It seemed that the guy was a well-respected healer in this part of the capital. He wasn't mad at you, and after you apologized for your outburst and he examined Rem, he informed you that those afflicted with this curse didn't need to consume nutrients, nor did they age, although they could be killed by the usual methods. You are pretty sure such a condition violates the laws of thermodynamics, but then again this is a world where at least one whale can fly. It seemed that a couple of cases of people afflicted with this curse in another kingdom had been kept for centuries on display like works of art in a museum. When you imagine yourself getting old and eventually dying only for your beloved to remain young forever, it wrenches your heart. What will happen with Rem then? Who will care for her and keep her safe? The most you can hope for is that Roswaal will assign her a bedroom in his huge mansion, and that the clown's future descendants, if anyone wants to procreate with that guy, will carry on caring for the demon servant.
Emilia wanted to remain in the capital for a few days longer, if only so you two could visit together a few interesting sights. Crusch knows you both to be friendly and helpful and can't grasp fully that you belong to an opposite camp, but even those who care for her safety and political ambitions, Ferris and Wilhelm, are comfortable with having you here. It's as if they implicitly don't take Emilia's candidacy seriously at all, not that it matters to you.
When you think about what must be going on at Roswaal's mansion you think of Ram. The senior servant, who had chosen to stay behind after the fight and handle the bereaved villagers who refused to leave, as well as make sure that the mansion itself didn't collapse, must be now dealing with the remaining villagers attempting to return to their regular lives even though a quarter of the buildings were destroyed. Has Roswaal made an appearance? Has he had to answer for abandoning his subjects in their moment of need? It all feels so remote to you. Rem is in a coma, and walking around with your current depression feels like wading through mud. What does anything matter beyond the fact that you failed to save your girl?

Emilia has organized an outing to experience the bustle of the capital and to browse the wares of the numerous stands set up in wide open plazas. Crusch, like in previous days, wanted to accompany the half-elf and discover more of a world about which she mostly only knows what her subconscious has integrated. Although you believe you are doing a great job of acting as if the merchandise that Emilia brings to your attention, or the food that she insists that you stuff your mouth with, is improving your mood, you want to return to your bedroom and lock yourself in. You feel as if you are looking at your body from above as it moves by itself. Most of the time you end up walking behind, close to Crusch's perpetual bodyguard Wilhelm. You can tell that the old man understands your gloom. A similar one has probably accompanied him for a long time.
Far enough that you can't hear their conversation, Emilia is speaking warmly with Crusch as she shows her the fruits of a stand. The duchess, who is wearing a casual dress with a floral motif, holds one of the appas, the local version of apples, as if learning the most about this wild world is her current duty.
You stand next to Wilhelm. Although you want to steel your voice, it comes out hollow.
"Crusch's memory has been wiped clean, my girl is in a coma from which she's unlikely to wake up... This feels like a miserable defeat."
Wilhelm answers without missing a beat, as if he expected such a comment.
"Regarding our operation, we ended up facing an enemy far more adroit than we could have expected, and yet we vanquished his entire branch. If you mean beyond the constraints of the operation, I do not believe we truly win in this life, Mr. Natsuki. That fiend Petelgeuse proved to me that I have reached a point of my existence in which no amount of training will prevent my decline, and it will lead to my final defeat, the same one that awaits every living being."
You feel the weight of this man's grief. He must have lost his wife maybe a decade or two decades ago, to an enemy that nobody truly expects to kill. The White Whale is categorized by most as a natural disaster, so you might as well fight a tornado. Wilhelm has lived for nothing else than to hone his skills so one day he might achieve his impossible revenge. He hasn't moved forward, and he likely doesn't want to. It would be like spitting on his dead wife's face. You can't blame him, and now you wish to do the same. Like it has happened regularly without warning ever since you found Rem in a coma, now your throat is constricted, your chest feels as if it might cave in at any moment, and you are overwhelmed by a coldness that no fire will warm. Will I need to become as strong as you, Wilhelm?, you think. You have to keep struggling even if you lose your will to live, so you might no longer have a choice.
The old man has allowed your silence, but he continues.
"Nevertheless, you are young, Mr. Natsuki. Your future has much in store for you. Likely you sense a fire in the deepest part of your self that demands you to keep fighting until you correct the wrong that has been done to the people you care about. You must tend to that fire. The fiend that damaged both miss Karsten and miss Rem in such a way could be located, and he might have the means to revert the effects of his ability, even if only after being persuaded by some of the kingdom's best torturers. Our spy network is already looking for them. Whenever we get a solid lead, I assure you I will contact you, no matter the state of the relationships between both our camps at that point."
Even though you can't help but feel a bit of resentment towards the old man after he restrained you against your will when you were on a rush to kill yourself, you understand the extent of the favor he's granting you. Even more, after Wilhelm bought your lie that Roswaal had found the means to predict where the White Whale is going to appear next, the old man must be waiting for an opportunity to confront the clown for keeping such vital information from Wilhelm, who must be known throughout the kingdom for wanting to obliterate that damn whale. Still, he wants to help you pursue your own revenge.
"How do you tolerate this for years, decades...?", you blurt out with a pained, low voice.
"You learn that you can survive it all, Mr. Natsuki. Every tide of the foulest emotions that nature has planted on us so we might succumb to them. You hold on tight and wait until you find yourself on the other side."
Emilia is smiling as she pays a vendor for the bag of fruits she's holding. Crusch is chewing on an appa while her expression reacts to the taste. The duchess has transformed into the most sophisticated six year old.
"Look around you at this crowd, Mr. Natsuki", Wilhelm says. "Every individual member knows to a certain degree about the evils that beset this world, and yet they continue living their lives and raising the next generation because they hold the belief that someone is going to fight against those threats. But there are but a few men and women who are ready to put their lives on the line, and fewer yet that have the talent and the skill set to succeed. If even one of those generations failed to create a group of strong people to stem the tide, the peace that allows us to go on walks and browse random wares would cease to exist. Those who intend to ruin this world will never stop, and neither should we."

That evening, shortly before dinner, Emilia approached you and asked whether you wanted to take a walk around the pond where the old man likes to train. You declined. You wanted nothing more than to hole yourself up in your bedroom, lie next to Rem and stroke her soft, light-blue hair while letting your mind wander. Once again you erased Emilia's smile. The girl never insisted after each time you refused, she only tried a slightly different strategy some hours later. You aren't sure if you care any longer that you keep disappointing her. You aren't sure if you feel anything except for this darkness pulling you to the ground.
You are lying on your shoulder next to Rem, who is sleeping face up. You run your fingers through her hair slowly, and occasionally dry the slight dribble of saliva that overflows from her slightly open mouth. She feels warm and her body smells like a healthy person's, so your brain has a hard time convincing itself that the demon servant isn't going to wake up at any moment.
Even though the first night you felt guilty, in the darkness, as you held Rem tight, you pressed your lips against hers, caught her lower lip between yours and felt her heartbeat pumping in the capillaries. You caressed her tongue with yours. For those moments Rem didn't feel gone, but as if she was standing still to experience all you wanted to do to her. She's become little more than a warm, moist doll. After the second night you ceased to whisper to her, as voicing your thoughts only brought you to tears.
While you are slowly and absentmindedly sliding your fingertip on Rem's lower lip, a sudden movement a meter above the foot of the bed startles you. When you recognize the form of a little white cat hovering in the air, you instantly get annoyed.
"Sorry to appear at an inconvenient moment", Puck says without sounding a bit sorry.
You dry your eyes with your forearm, and then frown at Emilia's guardian.
"You only appear at inconvenient moments, Puck. What the hell do you want?"
"You have been hostile towards me ever since we came to the mansion, even when you pretended you weren't. What's going on, Subaru?"
"That's why you appear without warning in my bedroom, interrupting a private moment?"
"You have done little else than seek private moments with your girlfriend during these last few days. It's not as if I can speak to you in private when you are surrounded by the many current inhabitants of this mansion, can I?"
"So what is it?", you ask with a prickly voice, "What do you want?"
He floats towards Rem's bare legs, he lands on them, he sits and leans back against the bridge of her left foot. Witnessing this would be mass murderer taking such liberties makes you clench your teeth.
"Can't I just be worried for you?", he asks. "Everybody can see how much you are hurting because this girl that nobody else but you remembers, and who apparently you were sweet on, has gone to sleep for a long time. We gave you space, but maybe allowing you to escape into yourself day after day isn't good for your recovery."
"Don't lie on my girlfriend's leg", you warn him with a growly voice.
He narrows his eyes, but he jumps up and hovers as if he were suspended from the ceiling.
"I wasn't lying on her leg. How dare you suggest such a thing? I was perching. There's a difference. I am merely having a conversation with my friend, despite his total lack of respect for me."
"Respect has to be earned."
Puck sighs with exasperation.
"Anyway, what do you want me to do? I'll do whatever you want, but I think we should talk about this together… Can't let a crisis go to waste, as they say."
"Why would I want you of all people to do anything for me?"
"This depression is making you all grumbly, Subaru. It's not a good look. It brings everybody's moods down."
A burst of rage reddens your vision. You turn, grab a small statue of a ground dragon that came with the nightstand, and hurl it at Puck. You would have thought that he would have evaded it while laughing, but it hits him square in the face throwing him to the ground behind the foot of the bed. Before you can think about it or control your breathing, he flies up and hovers in place while grinning.
"Just kidding! Can't hurt me like that. I only have a semblance of a physical existence."
"Glad you find my emotional turmoil so entertaining", you say while gritting your teeth.
"I'm just trying to lighten your mood."
"Fuck off, Puck. I don't want my mood to be lighter. My girlfriend is in a coma. I have a right to be depressed."
"You should at least want to get better, Subaru! It's not right to enjoy pain."
"That's up for debate."
"I have something that'll make you feel better."
"Unless it's suicide, I'm not interested."
"Don't be like that, Subaru. I'm here to help."
You shake your head.
"What the hell did you even mean with a 'semblance of a physical existence'? Do you show yourself as a little cunt cat by choice?"
"I didn't choose this form, no, but I do have to make an effort to remain visible for you lot. Most of the time I'm just hovering and flying around while invisible!"
"And you can jump to the location of whoever you know without them realizing you are there?"
"That's right. A spy's dream, isn't it?"
"A pervert's dream, you mean. What if you caught me masturbating? No matter when you decide to jump to my position, there's a significant probability you might find me with my pants down!"
Puck smirks and tilts his head.
"In your case I set up a magical alarm that alerts me whenever you start masturbating, so I can come over and watch."
You want to be angry, but after you think for a moment about your own sexual depravity, you just shrug.
"Well, it that's a fetish of yours, I won't complain."
Puck looks weirded out. He quickly shakes his paw to deny it as if he's been accused of it before.
You won't let this pass.
"It's funny to you how you go around acting all high and mighty when you've just admitted to being a pervert."
"I haven't admitted to anything! But at least I got you to stop crying."
You get annoyed, and narrow your eyes at him.
"I will start crying again out of spite. Anyway, what do you really want, Puck? I don't believe for a second that a great spirit actually gives a shit about my well-being."
"I would care if only by proxy. It's Emilia, of course!"
You look away and want to groan, but you feel guilty for having wanted to. Emilia isn't at fault for anything.
"Yes, I gathered that."
"I want to steer her away from the path of darkness, but given that she insists on attempting to collide with you, I'll have to clean your soul."
"A nightmare level mission."
"Although I wish I didn't have to say this, Emilia needs you. She needs the support of someone from the physical realm that truly has her back, and you have shown how much you want to keep her safe. You moved so many pieces to pull off this operation successfully that I still can hardly believe it. I took you for someone that had to be assisted to walk down the stairs, because you would find a way to trip and impale yourself on the handrail."
You look at him with your face twisted into a frown.
"I guess that Roswaal took me in because he wanted a jester of his own. He needed to draw attention away from his own clown self."
Puck ignores your annoyance, as usual.
"Ever since your apparently not so dumb self showed up again, Emi has been optimistic and giddy like a little girl, even though at the village she looked as if she were about to break. She keeps going on about how she will try this or that so you will feel better and spend more time with her."
You lie down and rub your eyes for a few seconds. Then you rest on your elbow to hold Puck's gaze.
"Puck, can I level with you for a moment, even though you are such a lowlife that I'll need to metaphorically dig a hole in the ground and crouch inside of it?"
Puck smiles in response, and he makes a gesture which means go ahead.
"Emilia isn't in love with me", you say. "She's in love with the idea of loving a guy who would fight the world to save her. You know what I mean?"
"Except that you have done so. She's not confused about that. I have tried to tell her that you are full of flaws and not such a great guy, but she won't have any of it. Sorry, kid, one of the sweetest, most beautiful girls in the world has fallen for your unworthy self."
You shake your head. You find yourself looking at Rem, and you feel that you are insulting her by having such a conversation while she sleeps forever.
"Puck, I just want time alone with my girl."
"Emilia doesn't like that a bit, as you might imagine, but she's also too good-natured to resent this servant when she's fallen under such a curse."
"Don't tell me that the mighty Witch of Frost feels threatened by a girl in a coma."
"The mighty Witch of Frost is afraid of losing her one and only love. I'm just trying to look out for my bestie's best interest. Everything is in your hands now."
You heave a heavy sigh. You sit up on the bed and lean forward to hug your knees.
"I might have unleashed a beast by pulling off such a stunt for her sake. I'm not into needy people. The thought of someone constantly wanting to be close to me feels suffocating."
"Well, you're just going to have to deal with it, because she's worth it. Now, are you going to try to make this work out or not? You have to do it. You fought against an unbeatable opponent to save her, even though most of the world has proven to her over and over that it wants her gone. After you woke up from the beating that knight rightfully gave you and then you and Emi had your ridiculous fight, Emilia regretted exiling you. She believed that you had ended up hating her. Now you have turned into almost a mythical figure for her, and it's your own damn fault. You need to take responsibility."
You lie down again and look at the ceiling, the same one that welcomed you at the end of every segment of two days during your self-imposed loop. Most of those segments ended up with your detached head flying away and sometimes hitting some horrified onlooker, which back then you found funny even though you no longer had the vocal cords to laugh. You hide your face with your hands.
"That's the thing, Puck, I don't want responsibility. I'm a damn kid, and that will never change."

You convinced Emilia that you should probably return home instead of keep fucking around in the capital, particularly when she is using the stay as a source of opportunities to get closer to you. Crusch herself suggested that you all should conmemorate your friendship by carousing the night before you left. That was your opportunity to ransack Crusch's wine cellar and taste again all those wines that you had drank during your self-imposed loop.
You gather in the dining room in front of a lavish dinner that Crusch, who likely doesn't feel much connection to her money anymore, spared no expense in. Emilia sits next to you, and keeps talking to you while you eat slowly and savor your food, enjoying the rare treat. Although you already feel sad because you will miss Crusch's camp, ever since you returned from the operation, by this time of the day you are already too tired and you want nothing more than to return to your bed next to Rem. However, it only takes looking at the duchess, for whom everybody in this room might as well represent the only real people in the world, and at Wilhelm, who seems lost in memories as he cuts his food with precision, and at Ferris, who puts on a front of normality while assisting Crusch but whose distress at her best friend's state shows on her face every couple of minutes, to realize that you will be leaving a family, one that due to your unnatural life you have spent much more time with than with Roswaal's camp. Your emotions are playing tug of war, and added to your underlying depression you feel as tired as if you were trying to get through forty eight hour days.
Emilia is already tipsy. She keeps seeking your gaze, and when you face her glistening eyes, and all that attention she wants to give you, it increases your remorse. A part of you loves that someone as sweet and beautiful as Emilia has convinced herself that she wants you as a romantic partner, but the rest of you wants to flagellate itself for your failures. You had a single goal in this life, a promise you had made to yourself above all others, which was to keep Rem safe, to use your witch-given power to make sure your beloved would live a long, happy life. Now that you have failed catastrophically, what point is there to keep going? What do you have to enjoy? You have no right to. You can't even talk yourself out of your gloom.
Emilia kisses you on the cheek and holds your hand closer to hers. She must have been trying to talk to you, even though all the noises and conversations around you had faded into background noise. As you hold Emilia's increasingly watery gaze, the half-elf chokes up while a tear falls from her eye. This startles you out of your sulking as you look at her with concern.
"What's wrong, Emilia?"
"I'm… I'm sorry, I've been trying to cheer you up for the past few minutes and you weren't answering me. You seemed all gloomy and depressed, as if the entire world was coming to an end."
Emilia has drunk too much to care about whether other people around the table are listening to her words. Wilhelm shoots you an understanding look while taking a drink of his wine glass, while Crush, sitting in front of you, observes your interaction as if attending class; you guess that every new development must feel vital for someone emptied of memories and who wants to regain her place in the world as soon as possible. You hate that Emilia would push for a confrontation in front of other people, even if she's just doing it from a place of worry.
"I'm just going through a phase", you say with a low voice. "Can't get out of it for the moment, but I suppose I will get used to the world as it is now. I appreciate that you keep trying to help me, Emilia, but don't blame yourself if it doesn't quite work."
You flash a reassuring smile at the half-elf, who looks back at you with an expression ranging from guilt to sadness. She strokes your hand with her thumb.
"Can't help but being worried. You're more than just my friend, you're... If you hadn't fought the Witch's Cult for my sake, that servant wouldn't have fallen to such a curse, wouldn't she? Of course she wouldn't have."
You place your hand on the back of her head and pull her so she rests it on your shoulder. She hugs you from the side. You feel much warmer, and your heart skips a beat.
"It comes natural to you to blame yourself for everything. I don't regret that we stopped those bastards, and we can't change what happened. I'll probably feel more normal in a short while. Just focus on enjoying yourself. Our graceful duchess has prepared such a regal dinner, it would be a waste to sour it."
Although you were referring to Emilia bringing up the topic of your comatose girlfriend, when you look in front of you and face Crusch's warm smile, as innocent as a child's due to how she's having to relearn the world, Puck's words hit you. You are bringing everyone around you down because you don't want to feel better, because you feel that you don't have any right to.
You kiss Emilia's silver hair and stand up straighter. At least you can try to enjoy yourself, even if you'll have to push through it all.

A few minutes later you realize that Ferris is taking over some of the staff's work by carrying dirty plates back to the kitchen, and her expression, as well as her occasional sighs, suggest she's looking for a break. You excuse yourself from the table, gather a few empty plates and follow the cat-girl. You find her in the kitchen scrubbing a plate, while a male staff member on the other side of the room prepares a cake for dessert. You stand next to Ferris and you begin scrubbing one of the plates she brought. When you turn your head to look at her expression, even before you register it you feel a coldness in your chest. You had recalled the cat-girls outraged disappointment as she looked down at you back when you botched your suicide, as well as the shock when you asked her to kill you by boiling your blood, even though she suffers for every life she fails to save. When you come back to your senses, Ferris is staring back at you as if studying your expression. Her face shows a cat-like indifference, but her eyes tell a different story. She worries for you even though she has every reason not to care about you at all.
"Guess you also wanted some peace and quiet."
You clear your throat. Your heartbeat has quickened.
"You haven't taken any clients ever since we returned, have you?"
Ferris shrugs and looks down at the plate she's scrubbing.
"I have a new full time job. You could consider it healing as well."
You take your time to continue.
"I'm so fucking sorry about it all, Ferris."
"You look sorry about everything these days."
"If I didn't tangle you people in my operation, Crusch would have carried on as usual, sipping fine wine and wearing those sexy nightgowns while sleeping in her warm bed."
Ferris turns to look at you. She narrows one eye as a corner of her mouth turns up in a small smile.
"If that's what you miss about the old Crusch, I assure you she recovered those habits almost immediately."
"Still, I'm being serious. You are hurting as well, Ferris."
"Pain is a fact of life. Half of my nature remains aloof and indifferent about these things."
"I know you think we are enemies or something, but you can just lay it on me."
Ferris leaves her last plate on the dish drainer and dries her hands. She lets out a heavy sigh.
"I want to be angry at you, Subaru, but I'm not. You also lost someone that you clearly cared a lot about. The blame lies on the two bastards who ambushed the caravan. I imagine that they must belong to another branch of the cult. Maybe they got information that we were foiling their attempt at kidnapping Emilia and resurrecting their witch, and it could be that one of those cultists we wiped out had told them. We knew they had at least one communications-based metia."
You pass your arm behind her neck to squeeze her opposite, and furry, shoulder. As you open your mouth to speak, Ferris shivers, which reminds you that she insisted on you asking for consent before you initiate any kind of physical contact with her cat-girl self.
"Ah... I spoke to Wilhelm about it", you say. "I suppose he has already told you, but there is the chance that Crusch's memories aren't lost forever. If we catch those responsible, they might be able to reverse the damage. We can hope that's the case, at least. Even though I belong to an opposite camp, I'm very fond of Crusch and I want her to be well again. She's also the only one around here that has any business sitting on that throne."
Ferris shoots you a puzzled look, and then looks over her shoulder as if Emilia was standing there. By now your half-elf friend must be woozy from all the wine in her system, so she would have had a hard time following this conversation even if she had followed you.
After you put your last plate on the dish drainer and you turn to Ferris with your gaze lowered, she pats your cheek, and then moves that hand downward to lift your chin. The intensity in her eyes surprises you, particularly because you would have imagined that by this point of a conversation with the cat-girl she would have walked off angrily.
"Quit dissing your own lady, Subaru. That girl wants you by her side, and tomorrow you will return home and promptly forget all of us."
"You are sorely mistaken about that last part."
Ferris shakes her head slightly.
"Let's try to get through the rest of this celebration without turning it into a funeral service."