David Hadley's Blog, page 65
July 10, 2015
The Physics of Poultry Perplexing
Espresso Planktondeath became the UK’s leading theoretical physicist at the relatively early age of 22, when he put forward a cutting-edge paper at the Royal Society. That paper proved, with the aid of several ground-breaking equations, that he had a … Continue reading →
July 8, 2015
Grandmasters and Artificial Intelligence
Spermwhale Loftinsulation is these days probably the leading Cheese Uninterest Grandmaster in the world today. Of course, professional Cheese Uninterest is probably one of the most exacting sports in the world at this time. Some would even argue that a … Continue reading →
July 7, 2015
The Procession
Even so, there should have been something, some way of knowing. These things emerge out of the mists of the mornings and then are gone, like dreams… or like nightmares. Julie turned and then turned again. She could hear, or … Continue reading →
July 6, 2015
Celebrity Wildlife Preservation
Spoonfed Droopyweasel is better known these days as an activist for the rights of politicians. Although back in her younger years, she was one of the leading theatre actresses of her time. She starred in many experimental plays, which – … Continue reading →
July 3, 2015
Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: Little Frigging in the Wold
Little Frigging in the Wold Available FREE now here (UK) or here (US) for the next five days Nestled deep in the picturesque valley at the heart of the county of Upper Thyghspreader, Little Frigging in the Wold is just … Continue reading →
The Most Pointless Solo Circumnavigation of the World Award
Satsuma Parallelparking is the first woman to win the Royal Geographical Society’s Award for the Most Pointless Solo Circumnavigation of the World. Up until Parallelparking’s attempt at circumnavigating the globe by pogo stick, Hedgerow Stickinsect held the award for the … Continue reading →
July 1, 2015
A Great Internet Pioneer
These days, Backpass Staplingmachine is best known as the man originally credited with the invention of the forerunner to the Internet. It all began back in school, where Staplingmachine belonged to a club of teenagers obsessed with both collecting pictures … Continue reading →
June 30, 2015
A Tragic Political Career
Penkridge Doolallytap was probably the UK’s most famous Twentieth century politician who never became Prime Minister. Even despite having enough blackmail material on his fellow MPs to ensure his easy election to that office. He initially, as the son of … Continue reading →
June 29, 2015
With His Boots On
The days were much like one another. Glift had heard of the seasons, but – unlike many people – he didn’t think much of the idea. Just because the rain was warmer occasionally was no proof that the mythical and … Continue reading →
June 26, 2015
The Many Worlds Theory of Shopping
Fuzzpedal Stoatparasol first came to prominence in the UK as a leading exponent of what later became known as the Many Worlds Theory of Shopping. For, back in the mid-twentieth century, Stoatparasol discovered that many shops do not have the … Continue reading →
