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📚 💘Releasing Sept 19th
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BLURB:
I’m fake dating my ex’s brother…all on national television.
Gabby
I just needed a fake boyfriend to be on the reality show Desperate Househusbands with me to prove once and for all I was over my evil ex and living my best life.
Too bad the only guy willing to do the job turned out to be my ex’s half-brother.
Dimples are my kryptonite and he’s got two of them.
Rhett
I was intrigued by her before I knew who she was.
And I admit, I signed up for the fake boyfriend position because I was curious how someone so successful could have dated my asshole brother.
Maybe it’s the way her edges soften at night when she cuddles up to me.
Or maybe it’s watching her rebuild her confidence brick by brick.
Maybe it’s just the goats stirring up repressed sexual desire.
Either way, I have feelings. Real ones.
Which is a bummer when my brother, the wrecking ball, comes back through the door, ruining everything we fought so hard for.
Where’s a goat to rekindle the flames when you need one?
📚 💘For a chance to get your hands on a signed paperback: smarturl.it/GRHousehusband
***Winner will be chosen randomly on 9/13/19. Desperately Seeking HousehusbandGoodreads not responsible for giveaway. Only open in countries where Goodreads giveaways are available. Purchase not necessary.
I've got FIVE signed paperbacks up for grabs. If you love steamy, hilarious RomComs, you'll love Desperately Seeking Househusband. Scroll down and enter for your chance to win!
📚 💘Releasing Sept 19th
📚 💘 PreOrder: https://books2read.com/househusband
BLURB:
I’m fake dating my ex’s brother…all on national television.
Gabby
I just needed a fake boyfriend to be on the reality show Desperate Househusbands with me to prove once and for all I was over my evil ex and living my best life.
Too bad the only guy willing to do the job turned out to be my ex’s half-brother.
Dimples are my kryptonite and he’s got two of them.
Rhett
I was intrigued by her before I knew who she was.
And I admit, I signed up for the fake boyfriend position because I was curious how someone so successful could have dated my asshole brother.
Maybe it’s the way her edges soften at night when she cuddles up to me.
Or maybe it’s watching her rebuild her confidence brick by brick.
Maybe it’s just the goats stirring up repressed sexual desire.
Either way, I have feelings. Real ones.
Which is a bummer when my brother, the wrecking ball, comes back through the door, ruining everything we fought so hard for.
Where’s a goat to rekindle the flames when you need one?
📚 💘For a chance to get your hands on a signed paperback: smarturl.it/GRHousehusband
***Winner will be chosen randomly on 9/13/19. Desperately Seeking HousehusbandGoodreads not responsible for giveaway. Only open in countries where Goodreads giveaways are available. Purchase not necessary.
Desperately Seeking Househusband is LIVE!!!
🐐 💘Gabby and Rhett and the goats are out there in the world for you to have in your very own hands. Who's ready for some hilarious, steamy RomCom with a side of swoon??
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BLURB:
I’m fake dating my ex’s brother…all on national television.
Gabby
I just needed a fake boyfriend to be on the reality show Desperate Househusbands with me to prove once and for all I was over my evil ex and living my best life.
Too bad the only guy willing to do the job turned out to be my ex’s half-brother.
Dimples are my kryptonite and he’s got two of them.
Rhett
I was intrigued by her before I knew who she was.
And I admit, I signed up for the fake boyfriend position because I was curious how someone so successful could have dated my asshole brother.
Maybe it’s the way her edges soften at night when she cuddles up to me.
Or maybe it’s watching her rebuild her confidence brick by brick.
Maybe it’s just the goats stirring up repressed sexual desire.
Either way, I have feelings. Real ones.
Which is a bummer when my brother, the wrecking ball, comes back through the door, ruining everything we fought so hard for.
Where’s a goat to rekindle the flames when you need one?
EARLY REVIEWS:
✮✮✮✮✮"What a wonderfully hilarious read! I could not stop smiling and giggling to myself while reading; SO GOOD! Rom-Com at it's finest!" - Megan, Goodreads Reviewer
✮✮✮✮✮"Oh my gosh, I haven't laughed this hard while reading a book in quite some time!" - Jenifer, Goodreads Reviewer
✮✮✮✮✮"I laughed so hard throughout the entire story. Marika really has that magical balance of making a book funny, yet still romantic and sexy. Add in some reality TV craziness and adorable goats, and how can you go wrong? Spoiler alert: You can't. I loved everything about this book." - Laura Lee, USA Today bestselling author
✮✮✮✮✮"OMG, I thought the first book was funny, I don't know how she did it but this had me giggling a lot and I mean a lot. To the point my kids were giving me funny looks, stuff them I say!" - Deanna, Goodreads Reviewer
✮✮✮✮✮"This is a rom-com must read!" - Jennifer, Goodreads Reviewer
✮✮✮✮✮"If you're looking for a sexy rom com with a strong heroine, a swoon worthy book boyfriend, and a cast of supporting characters who are both whacky and real, this is the book for you." - Brenda St. John Brown, Author
✮✮✮✮✮"I LAUGHED SO FREAKING HARD!!! Like tears rolling down my face hard!" - Molly O'Hare, Author
✮✮✮✮✮"Can Desperately Seeking Househusband be a real reality TV show?? Because I would totally binge this epic craziness the same way I did this book." - Alley Ciz, Author
📚💘For a chance to get your hands on a $25 Amazon gift card, click here.
📚💘If you want ALL the goodies (and all the fun!), you NEED to join my reader group here.
📚 💘 Grab it now in Kindle Unlimited: smarturl.it/Househusband
BLURB:
I’m fake dating my ex’s brother…all on national television.
Gabby
I just needed a fake boyfriend to be on the reality show Desperate Househusbands with me to prove once and for all I was over my evil ex and living my best life.
Too bad the only guy willing to do the job turned out to be my ex’s half-brother.
Dimples are my kryptonite and he’s got two of them.
Rhett
I was intrigued by her before I knew who she was.
And I admit, I signed up for the fake boyfriend position because I was curious how someone so successful could have dated my asshole brother.
Maybe it’s the way her edges soften at night when she cuddles up to me.
Or maybe it’s watching her rebuild her confidence brick by brick.
Maybe it’s just the goats stirring up repressed sexual desire.
Either way, I have feelings. Real ones.
Which is a bummer when my brother, the wrecking ball, comes back through the door, ruining everything we fought so hard for.
Where’s a goat to rekindle the flames when you need one?
EARLY REVIEWS:
✮✮✮✮✮"What a wonderfully hilarious read! I could not stop smiling and giggling to myself while reading; SO GOOD! Rom-Com at it's finest!" - Megan, Goodreads Reviewer
✮✮✮✮✮"Oh my gosh, I haven't laughed this hard while reading a book in quite some time!" - Jenifer, Goodreads Reviewer
✮✮✮✮✮"I laughed so hard throughout the entire story. Marika really has that magical balance of making a book funny, yet still romantic and sexy. Add in some reality TV craziness and adorable goats, and how can you go wrong? Spoiler alert: You can't. I loved everything about this book." - Laura Lee, USA Today bestselling author
✮✮✮✮✮"OMG, I thought the first book was funny, I don't know how she did it but this had me giggling a lot and I mean a lot. To the point my kids were giving me funny looks, stuff them I say!" - Deanna, Goodreads Reviewer
✮✮✮✮✮"This is a rom-com must read!" - Jennifer, Goodreads Reviewer
✮✮✮✮✮"If you're looking for a sexy rom com with a strong heroine, a swoon worthy book boyfriend, and a cast of supporting characters who are both whacky and real, this is the book for you." - Brenda St. John Brown, Author
✮✮✮✮✮"I LAUGHED SO FREAKING HARD!!! Like tears rolling down my face hard!" - Molly O'Hare, Author
✮✮✮✮✮"Can Desperately Seeking Househusband be a real reality TV show?? Because I would totally binge this epic craziness the same way I did this book." - Alley Ciz, Author
📚💘For a chance to get your hands on a $25 Amazon gift card, click here.
📚💘If you want ALL the goodies (and all the fun!), you NEED to join my reader group here.
Love Bank - Chapter 5 preview
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Chapter 5 - Enemies to lovers.....so 🔥...
“That’s very judgmental of you.”
“Wha—?” Her hands flew to her hips. Definitely didn’t have a plastic surgeon. She was making all kinds of expressions now. My inner eight-year-old boy clapped his hands and whistled.
“How dare you? I had a man just this morning, barely clothed, wanting to make some cash to get out of town.”
I smiled. “Oh yeah, that must have been Johnny. He’s harmless. Just tried to steal the gold nugget on the Welcome to Auburn Hill sign.”
“He wasn’t wearing a shirt.” She nearly spat the words.
“So?” I pushed off the desk and stood tall, looking down at her. “Last I checked, that isn’t illegal.”
She cocked her head back to gaze up at me, narrowed her eyes, and then climbed up on the chair to tower over me in some twisted game of one-upping.
“That is not the sort of reputation I want at my clinic, Mr. Sutter.”
I bit my lip to keep from laughing. Jesus Christ, the lady was madder than a hornet’s nest and crazier than ol’ Johnny with the suspenders over his belly stealing a plastic nugget. She was literally standing on my chair and looking down her nose at me like I was the crazy one in the room.
Chapter 5 - Enemies to lovers.....so 🔥...
“That’s very judgmental of you.”
“Wha—?” Her hands flew to her hips. Definitely didn’t have a plastic surgeon. She was making all kinds of expressions now. My inner eight-year-old boy clapped his hands and whistled.
“How dare you? I had a man just this morning, barely clothed, wanting to make some cash to get out of town.”
I smiled. “Oh yeah, that must have been Johnny. He’s harmless. Just tried to steal the gold nugget on the Welcome to Auburn Hill sign.”
“He wasn’t wearing a shirt.” She nearly spat the words.
“So?” I pushed off the desk and stood tall, looking down at her. “Last I checked, that isn’t illegal.”
She cocked her head back to gaze up at me, narrowed her eyes, and then climbed up on the chair to tower over me in some twisted game of one-upping.
“That is not the sort of reputation I want at my clinic, Mr. Sutter.”
I bit my lip to keep from laughing. Jesus Christ, the lady was madder than a hornet’s nest and crazier than ol’ Johnny with the suspenders over his belly stealing a plastic nugget. She was literally standing on my chair and looking down her nose at me like I was the crazy one in the room.
