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Hogwash & Balderdash by Troy Southgate

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


Troy Southgate is known for co-founding National-Anarchism and thus pissing off a lot of Marxist filth who had infiltrated the anarchist movement. However, he has also written this completely absurd collection of Neo-Victorian rhymes. The blurb cites Edward Lear as an influence, but I would say Roald Dahl's 'Dirty Beasts' and 'Revolting Rhymes' are a better comparison.



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Going Solo by Roald Dahl

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


Roald Dahl’s funny and vivid second autobiography covers the 1930s and 40s.

It deals with his time in:

Africa
Dodging deadly black mamba snakes.

Greece
Fighting against the Luftwaffe in the Battle of Athens with only seven rickety planes.

Palestine
As a witness to the prelude of the creation of the Zionist entity. This section is extremely creepy and deserves to be quoted:

‘Is this your land?’ I asked him.
‘Not yet,’ he said.
‘You mean you’re hoping to buy it?’
He looked at me in silence for a while. Then he said, ‘The land is at present owned by a Palestinian farmer but he has given us permission to live here. He has also allowed us some fields so that we can grow our own food.’
‘So where do you go from here?’ I asked him. ‘You and all your orphans?’
‘We don’t go anywhere,’ he said, smiling through his black beard. ‘We stay here.’
‘Then you will all become Palestinians.’
‘No,’ the man said, ‘I do not think we will become Palestinians.’
‘Then which country did you have in mind?’
‘If you want something badly enough,’ he said, ‘and if you need something badly enough, you can always get it…’





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