Paul Mathews's Blog, page 2
July 21, 2018
Amazon Reviews
Greetings, book buddies
How are you doing? I'm doing fine - apart from the fact that Amazon is taking a virtual axe to the fine forest of my 'We Have Lost' book reviews on their US website. I have no idea why. Perhaps they think I'm a Russian spy posing as a humorous Brit. Anyway, if you have enjoyed my books & written a Goodreads review - and if you haven't already - copying & pasting it to Amazon US would help blunt their axe & help combat my personal literary deforestation.
I read every review and appreciate all of them. And I have a good crop of them. But it's becoming harder and harder to grow them these days. Any green-fingered help you can offer is most welcome.
P.S. Have you signed up for my Very Funny Newsletter? Visit my website at www.quitefunnyguy.com/newsletter for more details.
Best wishes
Paul Mathews
How are you doing? I'm doing fine - apart from the fact that Amazon is taking a virtual axe to the fine forest of my 'We Have Lost' book reviews on their US website. I have no idea why. Perhaps they think I'm a Russian spy posing as a humorous Brit. Anyway, if you have enjoyed my books & written a Goodreads review - and if you haven't already - copying & pasting it to Amazon US would help blunt their axe & help combat my personal literary deforestation.
I read every review and appreciate all of them. And I have a good crop of them. But it's becoming harder and harder to grow them these days. Any green-fingered help you can offer is most welcome.
P.S. Have you signed up for my Very Funny Newsletter? Visit my website at www.quitefunnyguy.com/newsletter for more details.
Best wishes
Paul Mathews
April 26, 2018
I've Finally Lost The Plot
Greetings, Goodreaders
Yes, it's official. This author has completely lost the plot. You don't believe me? Then check out my latest movie-themed, comedy-thriller which is published today..!
Goodreads: We Have Lost The Plot
Amazon Link: getBook.at/AmazonStudios
And if you read, and enjoy it, don't forget to leave a review. All the best movie-themed novels have reviews. :-)
That's all folks!
Best wishes
Paul Mathews
Yes, it's official. This author has completely lost the plot. You don't believe me? Then check out my latest movie-themed, comedy-thriller which is published today..!
Goodreads: We Have Lost The Plot
Amazon Link: getBook.at/AmazonStudios
And if you read, and enjoy it, don't forget to leave a review. All the best movie-themed novels have reviews. :-)
That's all folks!
Best wishes
Paul Mathews
December 21, 2017
Newsletter - Reminder
Have you signed up for my fortnightly 'Very Funny Newsletter'? It's how I keep all my readers informed of what I'm doing, not doing, should be doing & probably shouldn't be doing. It's easy to join the millions of readers (okay, that's a slight exaggeration) already reading my words of wisdom every 14 days. Here's a link to the sign-up page: www.quitefunnyguy.com/newsletter Thanks!
November 28, 2017
Chihuahuas Are Go!!!
It's the news that Chihuahuas and comedy fans have been waiting for - We Have Lost The Chihuahuas is now available to buy from Amazon stores worldwide.
You view see the e-book on your local Amazon store by clicking this link: getBook.at/PlanetAmazon
So, grab your Kindle by the leash. Sit! Stay! And read! There's a good boy. Or good girl. I can't tell from this far away.
Happy reading!
DISCLAIMER: If you're a dog, please ask permission from your owner before ordering.
You view see the e-book on your local Amazon store by clicking this link: getBook.at/PlanetAmazon
So, grab your Kindle by the leash. Sit! Stay! And read! There's a good boy. Or good girl. I can't tell from this far away.
Happy reading!
DISCLAIMER: If you're a dog, please ask permission from your owner before ordering.
November 1, 2017
Who Let The Dogs Out?
That's easy to answer. I did!
We Have Lost The Chihuahuas is now available to pre-order from Amazon stores worldwide - at a barking-mad discount price - until publication day on 28 November 2017.
This tale of canine catastrophe is my craziest comedy-thriller yet and features Howie and Britt Pond searching for a trio of missing pooches. It's guaranteed to keep noses wet, and tails wagging, all the way through to the chaotic, comedy conclusion.
You can view the book on your local Amazon store here: getBook.at/PlanetAmazon
Oh, and try not to drool on the carpet while you're waiting for publication day to arrive..!
We Have Lost The Chihuahuas is now available to pre-order from Amazon stores worldwide - at a barking-mad discount price - until publication day on 28 November 2017.
This tale of canine catastrophe is my craziest comedy-thriller yet and features Howie and Britt Pond searching for a trio of missing pooches. It's guaranteed to keep noses wet, and tails wagging, all the way through to the chaotic, comedy conclusion.
You can view the book on your local Amazon store here: getBook.at/PlanetAmazon
Oh, and try not to drool on the carpet while you're waiting for publication day to arrive..!
September 6, 2017
Newsletter
Once a fortnight, I send out the Very Funny Newsletter. As its name suggests, it's a newsletter. And it's very funny. That's why I called it the Very Funny Newsletter.
Subscribers get to find out about new releases, works in progress and what else is going on in my writer's world. You also get the chance to get free, advance copies of books early, in exchange for an honest review by becoming a member of my Advance Review Copy (ARC) team.
To sign up for my Very Funny newsletter, visit my website at www.iamthe.website/newsletter
Subscribers get to find out about new releases, works in progress and what else is going on in my writer's world. You also get the chance to get free, advance copies of books early, in exchange for an honest review by becoming a member of my Advance Review Copy (ARC) team.
To sign up for my Very Funny newsletter, visit my website at www.iamthe.website/newsletter
August 14, 2017
Help Needed
I have a problem you can help with. A one-star reviewer for 'We Have Lost The President' - and a fellow author - has received 15 likes for her 'review' of my book (by her own admission, she read one chapter). This has now put it at the top of my reviews list! Please help by 'liking' the four-star and five-star reviews for 'We Have Lost The President', so we can move her review as far down the pecking order as possible. P.S. Please don't try and engage with the one-star reviewer at all. Thanks for your help! Best wishes, Paul Mathews
