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June 7, 2020

Silly Sunday Zombie Limericks

For A Bit of Dark Fun why not take a look? I would love to hear from you. Also lots of free short stories and poetry on my site. Help yourself and if you enjoy them, spread the word! 

A Bit of Dark Fun

The second name on the submitted list of victims for inclusion in a Silly Sunday Zombie Limerick was Kelly. Thanks Kelly, all meant in fun! Anyone else want to get involved, leave your name in the comments. Thanks.

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Published on June 07, 2020 00:44

June 5, 2020

5* Review for Mindless Trilogy

Stoked to get this great review today! Left for Brutal Truths, it is a actually a review for the entire trilogy. I don't know who read/reviewed it, but thank you so much!

"5.0 out of 5 stars The best

Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2020

Verified Purchase

I hated for this series to end. A different twist on zombies with plenty of horror. Some interesting characters died. There is so much twists and turns in this series, if you like a real story with zombies don't pass this series up. I hope the author will continue to write more books like this."

I misread this at first and my heart almost stopped! I thought the reviewer had written "I hated this series from beginning to end." Phew! So glad I read it again. Thank you! Why not give it a try for yourself, see what you think?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07BHZ9N17?ref_=dbs_r_series&storeType=ebooks

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07GKY35ZS/ref=series_rw_dp_sw

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Published on June 05, 2020 06:04

June 3, 2020

A Small Token of Thanks

If you entered my latest competition but did not win (congratulations again to Emma Hastings) then I would like to offer you a small token of thanks by way of consolation. If you would like a free download of any one of my books, just message me and I will send a claim code out to you. Thank you and #staysafe everyone. 

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Published on June 03, 2020 01:47

Competition Winner

Thank you to everyone who entered my latest Bumper Competition. The names of everyone who answered correctly were entered into a list and a winner picked at random. (The screenshot only shows a small portion of the list but I assure you, if you answered the question correctly your name was added.) I am very happy to announce that the winner is...

Emma Hastings!

Congratulations Emma. I will be in touch very soon to arrange delivery.

https://solostinwords.doodlekit.com/blog/entry/9086299/competition-time-bumper-prize/2

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Published on June 03, 2020 01:39

May 30, 2020

COMPETITION NOW CLOSED

THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR ENTRIES. THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED. A WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN AT RANDOM FROM THE CORRECT ANSWERS SUBMITTED AND THE WINNER WILL BE NOTIFIED SOON,

I run competitions from time to time, so be sure to come back and see what's going on. Feel free to look around the site, read some of my work for free, leave me a message and make yourselves at home! Thank you for visiting.
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Published on May 30, 2020 03:21

May 25, 2020

Bank Holiday Giveaway - The Dragon Has Wings

Get it FREE while you can!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0816XJD1X?...
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0816XJD1...

Carreg Tan is a peaceful kingdom, watched over by a protective and benevolent Dragon Queen. It is thrown into sudden despair when the Queen's own guard, known as The Six, overthrow her, murdering her and seizing power. Her son Ifan and daughter Crystin are forced to run for their lives.

Only females can take dragon form, meaning that Carreg Tan's only hope is Crystin. Yet many challenges lie along her path to power; the greatest of them all being survival.

Murderers, mercenaries and malevolent beasts are not all that Crystin must overcome to achieve her one, single goal; to regain power. But can she do it, and will the world be better for it if she does?

A tale of grim, dark fantasy following the fortunes of a young heiress who has to fight at every turn to take back what is hers, whatever the cost.

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Published on May 25, 2020 02:43 Tags: dark-fantasy, dragons, fantasy, grimdark

May 22, 2020

Competition Time - Bumper Prize!

Head on over to the Competition page to be in with a chance of winning the bumper prize!

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Published on May 22, 2020 04:36

E is for Exorcism - Pre-order now!

Available for pre-order on Amazon now, 'E is for Exorcism' an anthology by Red Cape Publishing. Look out for my short story, 'A Grave Mistake.'

Thank you Peter Blakey-Novis and Leanne Blakey-Novis Red Cape Publishing Click the link to pre-order. https://mybook.to/Exorcism

They are doing a series of horror anthologies right from A - Z! Take a look and treat yourself to a whole alphabet of horror!

E is for Exorcism (A to Z of Horror Book 5) by [P.J. Blakey-Novis, S.P. Oldham, Dona Fox, Mark Anthony Smith, Holley Cornetto, Joshua Bartolome, Michael Anthony Dioguardi, Kristina R. Mosley, Jeremy Billingsley, Ethan K. Lee>

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Published on May 22, 2020 03:44

May 16, 2020

Creepy Voices - Good Narrators?

There are 11 short stories in Wakeful Children. I have been idling away some time wondering who I would have to narrate them, if I could afford it! Some of the stories have a female perspective, some male. Tricky, trying to think who has suitably weighty voices, so to speak (and pardon the pun.) Who do you think has a great voice for reading horror and dark fiction, past or present? Not necessarily actors either - maybe your great Aunt Edith or your cousin Rob has the right tones, too! 


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Published on May 16, 2020 01:59

May 10, 2020

The World in Winter - John Christopher - Review

The World in Winter The World in Winter by John Christopher

My rating: 2 of 5 stars


This story is split into three distinct parts. The first in London, the second in South Africa and the third back in a very different London.

It follows the fortunes of Andrew Leedon, a television journalist who moves in the more privileged circles of London social life. It's all brandy, cocktails and dinner parties at first,despite the impinging cold weather which is beginning to take a hold on the Western world. Eventually, things get so bad that Andrew is faced with a choice - stay in London, which is falling victim to violent gangs and a newly burgeoning ice age, or, since he has some money, property and contacts, go to South Africa. He chooses the latter.

Once in Africa he and his then girlfriend Maddie (I won't bore you with the tedious in's and out's of the two main relationships in the story. I am not really sure why we needed to know about them, other than perhaps Maddie, who comes in at the very end to provide a near-twist to the story.) I found all four of the characters in this love square (appropriate term in more ways than one) rather bland and far too accepting of the state of, literal, affairs. No anger to speak of. No fire in the belly. Just fatalism and dreary over-acceptance. Yawn.

Be warned - this book is very much of it's time (beginning of the 1960's.) It is full of sexism and of even more racism. I am not what is commonly termed a 'snowflake' but I had a hard time sticking with it for those reasons, especially as the book goes on. I kept hoping that we would really get into the nitty-gritty of survival and leave all this to fall aside, as I am sure it would in a really desperate survival situation, but sadly, that never happens.

This is a less a story of a dystopian world, more a story of love, romance and rank, institutional racism. I can see that it is a comment on society and how the tables become turned, so to speak. How the 'white man' becomes subject to the black man's whims, becomes slaves and servants to them, are forced to live in hovels and earn a pittance for menial jobs. How white women are prostituted to earn a living wage. I get that it is the flip side of the coin which, sadly and shamefully, history shows us was true for black people for many, many years. I get that, the thing is, I am not sure what the author means to achieve by it. Especially since, in the end, the white man reigns supreme again, in London at least.

There was a point where it looked like (for the purposes of this book) the black man was the one with the power. Even in icy England, where an unlikely expedition on, of all things, Hovercrafts (they were a newish invention in the early '60's and so no doubt the author was utilising a hi-tech invention to make his book even more contemporary) set forth as a scouting party for a much bigger force to follow later. They intend to rule England too, them being the ones who still have a working democracy, money, crops, means of travel etc, all the trappings of modern civilisation. This expedition fails, largely because of Andrew, who changes sides to suit his own needs - which again, is probably realistic.

It felt almost as if the author, John Christopher, couldn't quite allow the black man to win, in the end. I don't know that of course. I may be doing him a disservice, but this is how it came across to me.

The premise to this book was really good, I thought. The weather being the portent of doom, the signaller of the end of the world as we know it. The idea of the museums and art galleries of London being open to the wind and snow, famous works of art covered in ice and left to rot, if it hadn't been sold before things got too bad. Of ravaging gangs roaming the streets, when the snowdrifts and blizzards were not too great to tackle, is a great one. There is mention of people on a channel island eating polar bear meat, of catching seal to survive. A character talks about cutting holes in the ice of the Thames, to catch fish which he could not identify but was tasty. This could all have been developed and embellished to great effect. Instead, it is more a backdrop to the story of love and racism.

When London accepts the worst and begins to withdraw into itself - the rich and powerful taking the best of the resources of course, which is at least probably realistic - the belt is tightened around the 'Pale of London.' Ordinary people beyond this (beyond the pale?) are left to fend for themselves, without the protection of armed forces. There is a brief incident in which Andrew, riding along with an army contingent with a view to getting some of the story on film, witness a young woman being raped by a group of men. They rescue her, taking her back to the gate beyond which the pale lies, only to be refused her entry to the camp. The image of her simply exiting the jeep and walking wordlessly away whilst the men argue her case, her clothes torn, only one boot on, was a compelling one. If only the story had carried on in this vein.

I bought this in the hopes that it would be a Penguin classic (it might be, in which case forgive me.) I was looking forward to a darkly shocking, irrevocably changed world in which people had to become resourceful enough to survive the elements, and brutal enough to survive other threats. There was very little of this. Even when there were gunfights on the Hovercrafts, Andrew misses most of them, coming late to the fight. It all feels very passive.

I suppose what I am trying to say is I wanted exciting and innovative, and I got dull and predictable. Again, I read this book from the perspective of living in 2020. I tried so hard to bear that in mind as I read. Every time I started a new Part of the story, I did so in the hopes we would finally get down to the dystopian. It just never did it, for me.

Disappointing, not dystopian.



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Published on May 10, 2020 06:34