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April 17, 2014

People I don't write for

Ninnies, feebs, twits and assholes.
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Published on April 17, 2014 09:13

April 15, 2014

Bio contd.

I was sent on missions to Bloomington, IN and Lincoln , NB to attend meetings and report back. On one of these I was crouched in a wing seat by the emergency exit – my usual spot since I hated flying. A stewardess ordered me to move. I debated her logic – that I might impede the escape of “normal” people in an emergency. The Stu was replaced by the Pilot. I was on the cusp of giving him a demonstration of how well I could pull the handle on the emergency door, but a little internal voice warned me that if I did I would be hustled off the plane thus providing those who wanted to fire me the opportunity they needed.

On the return flight I took the same seat. No one said anything. I composed blistering letters to United Airlines, the FAA and CAB. A couple days later my phone rang and a soothing voice of a representative from United, who introduced himself as Bob Sampson, began apologies for my inconvenience. He even went as far as telling me that he too was disabled and that his own airline moved him around. He thought some of my suggestions for improving seating and screening of passengers worth consideration. I was an ace away from hanging up when he identified himself as the vice president of United’s ground operations at O’Hare. He went on about how he liked my thinking, asking if I would be interested in joining an organization he belonged to and to which I might make useful contributions. It was The President’s Committee on Employment of the Handicapped (currently known as people with disabilities.) I’d never heard of the organization, inquiring as to the president of …? He replied: The one in the White House -- Jimmy Carter. Well, why not.

There was considerable astonishment around the Media Center when an envelope of the finest rag-bond ivory-tinted paper with a gold-embossed seal: “The White House” arrived addressed to me.

As no one else on the “the Committee of the Handicapped” appeared to have any particular project in mind, my suggestion of producing a TV documentary on the image of the disabled in the feature film met with wide support. The PCEH had recently produced a small film on the life and romance of a blind man. At the time there were a number of compilation (film clip) documentaries on African Americans, Asian Americans and Native Americans as depicted in the feature film. The time was right.

I was given a small grant to develop a treatment and a budget. Unfortunately, the Committee lacked the (approximately) hundred fifty thousand to make the film.
I began writing for grants. I had successfully done this before, but never for this kind of money. I got lots of experience. Experience, it may be added, is what you get when you don’t get what you want. Frustrated, I sent a copy of my proposal to Bob Sampson at United requesting suggestions.

Bob called back two days later full of praise and confidence that I could do the job, joking that my budget was less than a wheel for a 747. He added that he sat on the board of the United Airlines Foundation and that under normal circumstances I’d have the money in two weeks. Unfortunately, United was in a fare war and the foundation account was drained into the operating fund to keep United flying. We both hoped for better days. When these finally arrived Bob (a victim of MS) had retired to a UA facility on an island in the Hawaiian Archipelago. I relate this as the closest call I had with success in film-making during the fifteen years I served on the Committee.

The Media Center had its funding axed about a year after my near miss. This came as no surprise as our funding agency—The Bureau of Education for the Handicapped -- had never wanted the Center set up in the first place.

I lunched regularly with a charming Irishman named Dan as we discussed the demise of the Center and what we might do in the future. Dan had grown up on a farm and his father taught vocational agriculture at O.S.U. I had long harbored a secret dream of living in the country.

Farming isn't that difficult a profession. We formed a partnership, bought ourselves a couple farms in central Ohio and with advice from a number of experts at Ohio State and with the help of Dan’s dad began practicing AGRICULTURE. We had a good plan and enough money to get started.

Unfortunately, while Dan proved himself an excellent paper-and-pencil farmer, once he mounted a tractor it was adlib.
There followed enough unfortunate details to fill an entertaining book, several friends have urged me to write. That book has been written, it’s called: THE EGG AND I.

Our partnership terminated within a year in a rather spectacular manner when Dan fled the state (under a warrant) for $100,000. in bad debts he’d run up without my knowledge. I was able to skin out of the partnership at the eleventh hour and hang onto my farm.

My parents never thought it necessary for either I or my brother to have a plan “B”. Having passed through – academic, bureaucrat and farmer I embarked on plan “D” – writer. With the farm equipment repossessed, I signed onto every USDA program that might turn a buck and rented the land to those equipped to farm it. I had finally published the massive (760 page) NFB book. Unfortunately with the closing of university film/media departments and programs over the country there was no one to read it. Writing is a pretty cheap profession. At that time all I needed was a typewriter and a few reams of paper.

Distressed by the state of affairs and further by my arguments with the ceiling, my wife returned to her native Canada. She took a secretarial job that paid about twice my starting salary as an academic.

My hobby of guns and shooting proved a good literary field to till, finally becoming my major focus. Owning a farm provided me the added advantage of a place where I could let off a gun (day or night) without a neighbor calling the police. I have written dozens of articles and two books for the firearms press.

I had always been fascinated by firearm forensics. In researching a question on firearm lethality I met Jim Hamby, one of the top firearms examiners in the country. Jim was happy to field my questions and provide me with a reading list. When he moved to Indianapolis to head the crime lab he suggested that I come to the training seminar of the Association of Firearm and Tool Mark Examiners for which he was the host. There were interesting papers and lively debates. I got to visit the Police range and shoot machine guns from many lands – pretty close to hog heaven!

I began building a forensic library, writing articles for the AFTE Journal, attending every seminar I could and even did a presentation at the 1998 meeting. About this time Jim suggested that I consider becoming an independent firearms examiner, an idea I would have scoffed at if it had come from anyone else. My credentials have been accepted by the Ohio court system and I have been doing casework since 2000.

The forensic work led to a CSI firearms investigation novel: ORIGINAL CYN A LOVE STORY...WITH GUNS. To my knowledge nobody else is doing firearms and I make sure the technical material is dead on.

In 1993 I began writing about the biggest gun crime of the century – the JFK assassination. Firearm analysis combines with media analysis in, PERSUASIVE EVIDENCE, a serious novel (with comic overtones) on the incredible growth of the conspiracy industry that evolved from the JFK assassination. As could be expected this work takes a careful look at the Oswald rifle probing the question: If there was a major conspiracy by Russians, Cubans, the Mafia, CIA, FBI, WHY didn't the powers allegedly behind Oswald get him something better than an Italian "junker" from the 1890's without enough ammunition to load it fully?

In tracking the career of Clayton Walter Clay -- seeker after truth, gadfly of the conspiracy buffs, the reader is treated to an examination of how the conspiracy notion feeds on EVERYTHING -- positive, negative, whatever, rolling fact, fiction and speculation into an ever-expanding conspiracy of galactic proportions. Clay finds himself sucked into a "black hole" of intrigue to become the accused "second shooter." There is nothing quite like it out there. PERSUASIVE EVIDENCE is currently available on KINDLE @ $2.99.

From an early age I had always fancied writing and living in the country. I’m actually doing it! The living isn’t great, but it pays the bills and feeds the cats.


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C. RODNEY JAMES: AMERICA’S TOP U.E. AMPUTEE WRITER

Recognition for C. Rodney James

“Rodney was a loyal, hardworking member of the President’s committee. Of his writing skills I have nothing but the highest praise. I will admit that when he suggested substituting the term “Gimp” for handicapped or disabled I was shocked. After he explained that this was an acronym for Generically Impaired Meaningful Persons, I understood fully. However, this suggestion has not met with popular acceptance.”
--Harold Russell Chair: The President’s Committee on Employment of the
Handicapped

“The entire nation owes Dr. Rodney James it’s gratitude for his elegant and insightful chronicle of our National Film Board: FILM AS A NATIONAL ART. All too often the works of Canada and Canadians go under-appreciated if not unnoticed on the greater world stage. In spite of a number of typographical errors in this work, we thank you for your contribution.”
--Pierre Trudeau

“If I’m hankerin’ for a good forensic yarn I want one like: ORIGINAL CYN A Love Story…With Guns. Dang it, Rodney when ya gonna get on with the next one? “
--George W. Bush

“Though I have little time for recreational reading these days I was thoroughly entertained by your Novel: ORIGINAL CYN A Love Story… With Guns. The sin within this novel is venial. Six ‘Hail Mary’s’ and a couple ‘Our Father’s’ should do it. You might want to check out some of Andrew Greeley’s books.”
--Jorge Bergoglio (Francis I)

“As a writer from Ohio, you really should get away from there. You might think of doing a western. Whatever, you capture the spirit of the place. You’re my buckaroo”
--Roy Rogers

“Your piece on the cooking of tripe certainly wasn’t that at all. Toujours bon appétit.”
--Julia Child

“I never heard of this guy. He’s probably some crap-writer-poser trying to cash in on the James name. No relation of mine.”
--E.L. James

“Ditto!”
--P.D. James



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5.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable Alternative History - Highly Recommended, October 14, 2013
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This review is from: Persuasive Evidence (Kindle Edition)

"Persuasive Evidence" is an imaginative "what if" alternative history surrounding the JFK assassination. While the assassination took place almost a full year before I was born, I have several friends that vividly recall where they were that day and even have a few that firmly believe in some of the conspiracy theories. The author, C. Rodney James, is a noted firearms forensic expert and has written several nonfiction books (including the excellent The Gun Digest Book of the .22 Rifle) and another firearm centric work of fiction, Original Cyn: A Love Story... with Guns, which I also enjoyed.

No plot spoilers from me: The story centers on Clayton Clay and starts on November 22, 1963, the day President Kennedy was assassinated. As time moves forward we follow Clay's life events, including college years, loves, and participation in a JFK assassination "buff" group. Unhappy with the endless rehashing of the theories, Clay decides to inject new life into the debate. It is hard to say too much more without giving central themes away, but it was a fairly long and carefully crafted build up to a plausible and satisfying conclusion.

Highly Recommended!
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Published on April 15, 2014 10:02

March 28, 2014

Author bio information

I have had a problem with my author bio. The GR advise is to make these interesting, include anecdotes &c and promises 2000 words. I found my entry was cut off at 668 words. In writing to the author help site I was informed the limit was about 4000 characters. Unless you're writing in Chinese, 4000 characters doesn't provide all that much space. I wish GR would clarify this policy. This way people such as myself would not waste time and wear out our temper trying to fit 2000 words into 4000 characters.

Anybody else have this problem?
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Published on March 28, 2014 07:32