Okay, soooo ... I cannot stress enough the value of being safe and sane during your forays with the "rockets' red glare."
That being said, being a little "insane" does often provide entertainment for friends and/or family. After all, exploding cantaloupes, watermelons and whatnot just add into the splendor of Old Glory.
Again, try not to blow off a hand or finger--or your damned head--this holiday.
Portland, OR, I have lived “in” you for decades … I don’t know if you know this but your traffic is a mess. Maybe we can build some catapult people-launchers to help deal with the problem? #pdxtrafficsucks
I’m L.B. Sisk and this is my page. I live in the Portland, OR, area. Yes, the same very one with all the recent riots. Oh, I long for the days when Portland was simply remembered for its microbreweries and strip clubs …