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March 16, 2014
Writing Updates / Other Happenings
Has been a very busy 2014 so far, hence my absence from this wonderful blog! But here's what I have cookin' ...
- AT LONG LAST: Along with my co-author Sheri Sebastian Gabriel, we have FINALLY finished our epic tome titled SATANIC CINEMA: A GUIDE TO OCCULT FILMS OF THE 1970s. The book clocks in at over 130,000 words, and is currently in the editing stages. The project took us over a year, and over 130 films are given lengthy synopsis and comments. We'll be shopping it around just as soon as the final edit is completed. To say we're excited about this project is a massive understatement.
- My "Third World Cannibal" novella, KANNIBALEN IN DER STADT, is nearing completion and will be a part of a very limited edition Third World Cannibal series from Dynatox Ministries, who are quickly becoming one of the coolest small press specialty publishers around. In a nutshell: Members of a remote South American cannibal tribe are brought back to Manhattan for study by anthropologists. Guess what happens? I'm having a blast doing my version of DR. BUTCHER meets CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST meets any and all of those types of films.
- I understand my "nunspolitation" novella, THE BLASPHEMOUS SISTERS OF SAINT APOLLONIA, will be out soon from Dynatox Ministries. This is also an extremely limited edition so you might want to keep your eyes on their site: Dynatox Ministries Bookstore
- I'm making some nice headway in my bizarro novel, CHANNEL 79. It's the tale of two buddies, a community television motivational speaker, and a very liberal Catholic nun. And streaking. And a whole lot of surprises that have both my dachshunds scared.
AND IN OTHER NEWS:
This past Friday, March 14th, I had the absolute pleasure of seeing the NYC premiere of THE DANCE OF REALITY at the Museum of Modern Art. It's the first film in almost 23 years by the iconic cult film director Alejandro Jodorowsky, and I was fortunate enough to be sitting three rows behind him during the entire screening (see non-stalker pic below). The film was followed by a wonderful Q&A session, but as hard as I tried afterward, I just couldn't get a pic with the man himself. But a great time was had, and Cinema Knife Fight will be publishing my review of the film on Tuesday, March 18th.
YES! That's the legendary Chilean director Alejandro Jodorowsky just three rows in front of me. I was in Geek-Fanboy Heaven!
Slick poster. If I was still a teenager I may have attempted to swipe it...dang adulthood!
That's all for now folks...
- AT LONG LAST: Along with my co-author Sheri Sebastian Gabriel, we have FINALLY finished our epic tome titled SATANIC CINEMA: A GUIDE TO OCCULT FILMS OF THE 1970s. The book clocks in at over 130,000 words, and is currently in the editing stages. The project took us over a year, and over 130 films are given lengthy synopsis and comments. We'll be shopping it around just as soon as the final edit is completed. To say we're excited about this project is a massive understatement.
- My "Third World Cannibal" novella, KANNIBALEN IN DER STADT, is nearing completion and will be a part of a very limited edition Third World Cannibal series from Dynatox Ministries, who are quickly becoming one of the coolest small press specialty publishers around. In a nutshell: Members of a remote South American cannibal tribe are brought back to Manhattan for study by anthropologists. Guess what happens? I'm having a blast doing my version of DR. BUTCHER meets CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST meets any and all of those types of films.
- I understand my "nunspolitation" novella, THE BLASPHEMOUS SISTERS OF SAINT APOLLONIA, will be out soon from Dynatox Ministries. This is also an extremely limited edition so you might want to keep your eyes on their site: Dynatox Ministries Bookstore
- I'm making some nice headway in my bizarro novel, CHANNEL 79. It's the tale of two buddies, a community television motivational speaker, and a very liberal Catholic nun. And streaking. And a whole lot of surprises that have both my dachshunds scared.
AND IN OTHER NEWS:
This past Friday, March 14th, I had the absolute pleasure of seeing the NYC premiere of THE DANCE OF REALITY at the Museum of Modern Art. It's the first film in almost 23 years by the iconic cult film director Alejandro Jodorowsky, and I was fortunate enough to be sitting three rows behind him during the entire screening (see non-stalker pic below). The film was followed by a wonderful Q&A session, but as hard as I tried afterward, I just couldn't get a pic with the man himself. But a great time was had, and Cinema Knife Fight will be publishing my review of the film on Tuesday, March 18th.

YES! That's the legendary Chilean director Alejandro Jodorowsky just three rows in front of me. I was in Geek-Fanboy Heaven!

Slick poster. If I was still a teenager I may have attempted to swipe it...dang adulthood!
That's all for now folks...
Published on March 16, 2014 15:36
January 12, 2014
Under Construction
NOTE: This blog is temporarily under an overhaul. Thank you for your patience.
-Nick
Published on January 12, 2014 08:30
January 5, 2014
35 Years of Electronic Revolution...



Published on January 05, 2014 15:05
December 15, 2013
My Annual Top Ten Books List
2013 was a bit more difficult than in previous years, not because I read more books than usual, but less. I usually read around 85 books a year, but due to much writing of my own fiction and dealing with a busier than usual year with my small press, I only managed to get through 47 titles (am currently reading the 48th), and that will probably be it for me unless I can miraculously squeeze in another 40 books within the next 10 days.
But that's just not going to happen!
THAT said, it really was difficult narrowing under 50 novels down to a top ten list, especially since one of the best I've read won't be released until 2014, hence I'll have to save it for next year. I also want to point out that the books that make my list are titles that stay with me long after I've finished reading. I think I gave one or two books here 4 out of 5 stars on my initial review, but they're books that--for whatever reason(s)--never left me.
It also thrills me that several of the books I've picked this year come from writers who I've become friends with ... but their friendship has nothing to do with why I picked them. It's always a thrill to see any writer grow at their craft, let alone someone you know and have been cheering on.
So without further psychobabble, let's count down from 10:
10) FEAST OF OBLIVION by Josh Myers Myers' debut novel is a wicked-fun blast of bizarro mayhem, featuring some famous characters (including actor Peter Weller!) and a host of madcap happenings. This is one author I'm truly keeping my retina's on...
9) BONE WHISPERS by Tim Waggoner"Waggoner's prose sucks you in in each story, and whether the tale is straight-forward or bizarre, there's not an entry here that can be ignored. If you like horror on the weird side, this is a must read, and even if you don't, give BONE WHISPERS a try anyway. It's a refreshing alternative to your by-the-numbers horror fiction." (From my review)
8) MOUNTAIN HOME by Bracken Macleod "MOUNTAIN HOME is a seige/revenge thriller that gets in your face before the second page ends and never lets up. MacLeod slowly reveals what makes Joanie tick, and the suspense level is nearly non-stop .MacLeod's debut novel is a quick, well-crafted tale that reads as if it were written by a seasoned vet (full pun intended). Joanie Myer would surely give John Rambo much to worry about. Great Stuff Here." (From my review)
7) THE LAST WHISPER IN THE DARK by Tom Piccirilli Pic's sequel to THE LAST KIND WORDS is everything fans would want, and more.
"We're given a deeper look at the Rand family, and Piccirilli offers some surprises, especially by way of Terry's mother. There's plenty of slick dialogue, fight scenes, and all the grim happenings the author's fans have come to expect, wrapped around prose that's to die for." (From my review)
6) THE FLAMETHROWERS by Rachel Kushner
"THE FLAMETHROWERS is a wonderfully written novel if a bit frustrating: we cheer on Reno as she slowly discovers herself, but we never get to see her accomplish much, especially with her artwork. And while Kushner gives us some really shady and unlikeable characters, the novel thrives by the way Reno interacts with them. Her observations are often unusual, funny, and always give the author an interesting canvas to work her words on. This may be considered hipster-lit, but Kushner's way of dealing with the historic settings makes it wildly entertaining and not, as I had worried before reading, just another stale interpretation of 1970's New York." (From my review)
5) N0S4A2 by Joe Hill Hill's third novel is a horror/fantasy hybrid that kept me glued to the pages even more so than his first two offerings. This is my fave from him so far aside from his amazing short story collection, 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS.
4) WAITING FOR MISTER COOL by Gerard Houarner "For a novella, Houarner packs this one with epic levels of action, fighting, and splatter that will test even the most jaded of gorehounds. Yet on top of all the fun, what makes this story (and the entire series) work is the author's ability to make us care for both Max and the twisted demon that lives inside him. We hate ourselves for liking him/them, but like other classic anti-heroes, we just can't help it. Max fans will love this one to death." (From my review)
3) THE OBLIVION ROOM by Christopher Conlon Highlighted by one of the best stories about a musician I've ever read, Conlon's collection shows why he continues to be one of the best writers in the business."THE OBLIVION ROOM is a real treat. Conlon's tales go from flat-out terrifying to subtle, quiet horrors, but each one dark and thought provoking in their own ways. The writing is razor sharp and a real pleasure to read. Highly recommended and easily one of the best releases of 2013." (From my review)
2) YOUR CITIES, YOUR TOMBS by Jordan Krall Although this is the fourth installment of a four-part book series, the other three read as novella / chapbook-length build-ups to this full-length novel that completely blew my mind.
"This intense study of fear and conspiracies uses shadow and suggestion and allows the reader to savor and discern every bit of information and ultimately feel deeply for its cast (especially one reluctant terrorist) as the tale comes into light; a shaded light, but a light nonetheless. As far as bizarre fiction goes, Krall's "False Magic Kingdom" series is a true masterpiece and easily his finest work to date." (From my review)
1) ROCK 'N' ROLL by L.L. Soares There's nothing--and I mean nothing--that I like more than reading a novel thinking it will be one thing then realizing halfway through that it's something completely different (and better) than I had expected. Soares' second novel is the most original tale I read in 2013, and almost ten months after reading it has still not left my head. "ROCK 'N' ROLL is like an off-the-wall late night supernatural erotic thriller as directed by David Cronenberg. Soares blends several genres to deliver an original and quite difficult to put down tale (I read it in two sittings). There's wall-to-wall sex, but unlike a typical exploitation story it's key to the constantly-unfolding plot. This is a real wild ride that's highly recommended to those looking for something truly different." (From my review) So THERE you have it, folks! Hope you check some of these titles out ...
But that's just not going to happen!
THAT said, it really was difficult narrowing under 50 novels down to a top ten list, especially since one of the best I've read won't be released until 2014, hence I'll have to save it for next year. I also want to point out that the books that make my list are titles that stay with me long after I've finished reading. I think I gave one or two books here 4 out of 5 stars on my initial review, but they're books that--for whatever reason(s)--never left me.
It also thrills me that several of the books I've picked this year come from writers who I've become friends with ... but their friendship has nothing to do with why I picked them. It's always a thrill to see any writer grow at their craft, let alone someone you know and have been cheering on.
So without further psychobabble, let's count down from 10:




"We're given a deeper look at the Rand family, and Piccirilli offers some surprises, especially by way of Terry's mother. There's plenty of slick dialogue, fight scenes, and all the grim happenings the author's fans have come to expect, wrapped around prose that's to die for." (From my review)

"THE FLAMETHROWERS is a wonderfully written novel if a bit frustrating: we cheer on Reno as she slowly discovers herself, but we never get to see her accomplish much, especially with her artwork. And while Kushner gives us some really shady and unlikeable characters, the novel thrives by the way Reno interacts with them. Her observations are often unusual, funny, and always give the author an interesting canvas to work her words on. This may be considered hipster-lit, but Kushner's way of dealing with the historic settings makes it wildly entertaining and not, as I had worried before reading, just another stale interpretation of 1970's New York." (From my review)




"This intense study of fear and conspiracies uses shadow and suggestion and allows the reader to savor and discern every bit of information and ultimately feel deeply for its cast (especially one reluctant terrorist) as the tale comes into light; a shaded light, but a light nonetheless. As far as bizarre fiction goes, Krall's "False Magic Kingdom" series is a true masterpiece and easily his finest work to date." (From my review)

Published on December 15, 2013 09:28
November 9, 2013
The Start of a New Epic

Sixteen year-old boxing champ (and orphan) Carl Freeman is the type of guy who likes to stick up for the weaker kids against bullies: he has a sense of justice handed down from his father but as noble as it is, he often goes overboard and gets into trouble. After too many instances (taking out an entire football team single-handedly now pushing the limit), a judge takes Carl away from his current foster home and sentences him to Phoenix Island, a military-style boot camp designed to straighten-out teens like Carl. But within the first few minutes on the island, Carl and his fellow recruits discover the isolated place (located off the coast of Mexico in the Pacific Ocean) holds many secrets, and it doesn't take long for them to realize they're all in a fight for their very lives.
While this set up may bring BATTLE ROYALE or THE HUNGER GAMES to mind, PHOENIX ISLAND is more like a combination of the 1983 Sean Penn juvenile prison film BAD BOYS, LORD OF THE FLIES, ROCKY, and any mad scientist film. Dixon blends action, scifi, and horror into a tale that had me flipping pages to the point I finished in two rapid sittings. Dixon (a former Golden Gloves boxer) gives vivid descriptions of the boxing mindset, hence making the hand-to-hand fight scenes edge-of-your seat exciting (especially Carl's fight with a taser-wielding drill sargeant). The violence level is quite high (considering this is a YA novel) and Dixon's cast of good and bad guys & gals are to die for.
The second book in this series can't get here fast enough (and I hope the forthcoming CBS TV series, 'Intelligence,' based on this novel, is even a quarter as good as its source material). There are plenty of surprises at every turn, and like any good story featuring a boxer as the main protagonist, this one is completely full of heart and just may have you cheering out loud. Don't miss it.
Published on November 09, 2013 12:15
October 11, 2013
2 New Anthologies
The following soon-to-be-released antholgies contain all-new stories from yours truly:
DARK FUSIONS: WHERE MONSTERS LURK! Edited by Lois Gresh, features my Lovecraftian tale "What Was Called." From PS Publishing.
BIZARRO BIZARRO features my bizarro story "A Path for the New Bride." From Bizarro Pulp Press. More news to follow...


Published on October 11, 2013 20:56
October 8, 2013
Helman Returns (Part 5)!

STORM DEMON by Gregory Lamberson (2013 Medallion Press / 406 pp / tp and eBook)
Private Eye Jake Helman returns in his fifth epic adventure and the series shows NO signs of losing steam. This time we pick up fresh off the violent revolution that went down on Pavot Island in TORTURED SPIRITS, with a now hand-less Jake and detective Maria bringing Edgar back to New York (in human form, now cured of a shape-shifting curse).
But of course things quickly go downhill (despite Jake and Maria taking their relationship to the next level): it seems someone has their eye on Laurel, Jake's clairvoyant neighbor, and that someone turns out to be an ancient demon who is able to control the weather ... and she's bringing a massive hurricane to the Big Apple in an attempt to get Laurel and finally rid the world of Jake Helman.
STORM DEMON features plenty of action (a staple of the series), plenty of occult happenings, an apocalyptic rat attack, some wild monsters, and all manner of obstacles for our favorite anti-hero to grapple with; but there's also a side story involving a rising in the drug underworld and Maria's attempt to protect an innocent child from it. Like the others in the series, it's pretty much a perfect blend of occult horror and gritty street-crime goodness. And the ending this time is total edge-of-your-seat fun ...
The Jake Helman series has been very consistent; each installment is hard to put down (no easy feat considering the high standard set with the first book, PERSONAL DEMONS), and STORM DEMON does not disappoint. Those new to the series are urged to read what came before, yet first timers might not be too lost despite many references to what came beforehand. I'm chomping at the bit waiting for the sixth and final novel ...
Published on October 08, 2013 17:19
June 26, 2013
THE LAST WHISPER IN THE DARK by Tom Piccirilli (to be rel...

THE LAST WHISPER IN THE DARK by Tom Piccirilli (to be released 7/13 by Bantam Books / 336 pp / hc & eBook)
In this sequel to THE LAST KIND WORDS, Terry Rand is back trying to find out why his ex-girl's man, Chub, became involved with a botched bank heist that left a few ex-cops dead. As he dives into the Long Island underworld, Terry dukes it out with thugs both old and new, deals with mob bosses and learns of a barbaric hitman whose weapon of choice is a long hyperdermic needle.
On top of his headaches is his sister Dale, who has become part of a hit Internet show that involves illegal activity. Terry tries to set her up with some real acting gigs in Hollywood but his thieving lifestyle and criminal aquaintances keep getting in the way.
We're also given a deeper look at the Rand family, and Piccirilli offers some surprises, especially by way of Terry's mother. There's plenty of slick dialogue, fight scenes, and all the grim happenings the author's fans have come to expect, wrapped around prose that's to die for.
"I wasn't here to make money. I didn't like making money. If I couldn't steal it I didn't want it." These thoughts from Terry Rand epitomize the cool tone of Piccirilli's latest modern noir thriller that will surely have readers thirsting for the third installment.
Published on June 26, 2013 16:39
May 29, 2013
Essential Collection...

THE OBLIVION ROOM by Christopher Conlon (to be released June, 2013 by EVIL JESTER PRESS / 287 pp / tp)
Conlon's short story collection features six "Stories of Violation," and anyone familiar with his work knows what to be in for; those who aren't need to take note.
The opening tale 'The Oblivion Room' features a woman who finds herself captive in a pitch-black, brick cylinder. She attempts to survive by creating a mental memoir and eventually discovers a way to escape...sort-of. Claustrophobes be warned. In 'On Tuesday All The Rain Fell From The Sky,' a man murders his family then goes to work as if nothing happened. We're then taken on an emotionally-charged journey as he attempts to come to terms what he has--or hasn't--done. The ending will have you baffled until it sinks in.
'Skating the Shattered Glass Sea' deals with a man who visits his sister in a Behvaorial Health Center and the unusual bond they both share; 'The Long Light Of Sunday Afternoon' centers around an old man and how he handles personal ghosts (it also acts well as a latent end of the world story), and in 'Grace' a woman returns to the home where her step father abused and kept her locked in a closet as a child. She comes to terms with it all when she rediscovers a drawing she had done on the closet wall.
The main event here is 'Welcome Jean Krupa, World's Greatest Girl Drummer!' It tells the tale of Jeannie Crupiti, who is a self-taught demon on the drum kit. Set in the 1940s during WW2, she joins a band fronted by former jazz great Stanley Skye after sitting in with them one night, and the group begins a long but steady rise to the top. Told from the point of view of young guitarist Lester (undraftable due to being 4-F), we quickly fall in love with all the characters here, cheering them on and, like the band, become protective of young Jeannie, especially when her strange cousin arrives back from the war to roadie for the band. But secrets abound, and Conlon brings this impossible-to-put-down tale to a tragic but satiysfying conclusion. As a former drummer, I can say this is one of, if not THE best story I've ever read about drummers and band life on the road.
THE OBLIVION ROOM is a real treat. Conlon's tales go from flat-out terrifying to subtle, quiet horrors, but each one dark and thought provoking in their own ways. The writing is razor sharp and a real pleasure to read. Highly recommended and easily one of the best releases of 2013.
Published on May 29, 2013 21:02
May 25, 2013
Writing Update
My next novella, THE LAST PORNO THEATER, is scheduled for a late June/early July release from Grindhouse Press. One early review says:
"Nick Cato has done it again -- he brings the strange like no one else can. THE LAST PORNO THEATER is a wild ride of smut n' sleaze and WTF weirdness told from the POV of a native New Yawker who obviously loves his city as much as he misses the days when '42nd Street' was more than just another number. Fun stuff with a capital F!"
- James Newman (author of MIDNIGHT RAIN, ANIMOSITY, and UGLY AS SIN)
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SATANIC CELLULOID: A GUIDE TO 1970s OCCULT CINEMA, a year-by-year examination by me and Sheri Sebastian Gabriel, is coming along quite nicely, and we expect this to be the ultimate authority on the subgenre. We're currently tackling films released in 1975 and 76, and hope to have the first draft finished sometime mid-summer. Besides film reviews, there will also be a couple of essays and (hopefully) interviews with actors and directors who contributed to the 70s occult film outbreak.
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I began work on a short story titled THE SMALL INTESTINES OF LOWER MANHATTAN, which is taking on a larger size than I had intended. The tale deals with two middle-aged buddies (one an artist, the other a slacker) who befriend a nun who moonlights as a camera operator at a local cable access channel. It's a quirky modern beatnik tale that continues to grow stranger by the minute. I might change the title to CHANNEL 79, after the aforementioned cable station.
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My press, NOVELLO PUBLISHERS, is set to released Peter N. Dudar's hysterically creepy novella BLOOD CULT OF THE BOOBY FARMERS. Check the Novello page as it should be available any day now. The novella features an introduction by author L.L. Soares and a great foreword by the author. ALSO, this fall will see the release of the full-length novel HARD by L.L. Soares...picture BOOGIE NIGHTS meets PULP FICTION (this will be released under a new imprint). It will be Novello Publishers' first original full-length novel release.
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My 2009 debut novel, DON OF THE DEAD, will be going out of print in June. Publisher Coscom Entertainment will be giving me the rights back on July 1st, and I've decided to release the second edition through Novello Publishers. Wheels are already in motion for an all-new edition, featuring new page layouts and a much needed updated cover. Hoping to have this out sometime this summer.
"Nick Cato has done it again -- he brings the strange like no one else can. THE LAST PORNO THEATER is a wild ride of smut n' sleaze and WTF weirdness told from the POV of a native New Yawker who obviously loves his city as much as he misses the days when '42nd Street' was more than just another number. Fun stuff with a capital F!"
- James Newman (author of MIDNIGHT RAIN, ANIMOSITY, and UGLY AS SIN)
#
SATANIC CELLULOID: A GUIDE TO 1970s OCCULT CINEMA, a year-by-year examination by me and Sheri Sebastian Gabriel, is coming along quite nicely, and we expect this to be the ultimate authority on the subgenre. We're currently tackling films released in 1975 and 76, and hope to have the first draft finished sometime mid-summer. Besides film reviews, there will also be a couple of essays and (hopefully) interviews with actors and directors who contributed to the 70s occult film outbreak.
#
I began work on a short story titled THE SMALL INTESTINES OF LOWER MANHATTAN, which is taking on a larger size than I had intended. The tale deals with two middle-aged buddies (one an artist, the other a slacker) who befriend a nun who moonlights as a camera operator at a local cable access channel. It's a quirky modern beatnik tale that continues to grow stranger by the minute. I might change the title to CHANNEL 79, after the aforementioned cable station.
#
My press, NOVELLO PUBLISHERS, is set to released Peter N. Dudar's hysterically creepy novella BLOOD CULT OF THE BOOBY FARMERS. Check the Novello page as it should be available any day now. The novella features an introduction by author L.L. Soares and a great foreword by the author. ALSO, this fall will see the release of the full-length novel HARD by L.L. Soares...picture BOOGIE NIGHTS meets PULP FICTION (this will be released under a new imprint). It will be Novello Publishers' first original full-length novel release.
#
My 2009 debut novel, DON OF THE DEAD, will be going out of print in June. Publisher Coscom Entertainment will be giving me the rights back on July 1st, and I've decided to release the second edition through Novello Publishers. Wheels are already in motion for an all-new edition, featuring new page layouts and a much needed updated cover. Hoping to have this out sometime this summer.
Published on May 25, 2013 06:54
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