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August 4, 2022
vaatil:
more bloodborne girls!!!
more bloodborne girls!!!
July 24, 2022
patricianandclerk:patricianandclerk:
patricianandclerk:
patricianandclerk:
i wish i could still...
i wish i could still pickpocket in inquisition simply because i can’t describe to you the amount of obscene joy i would experience hearing the various witty, dry, furious, or amused responses my companions would retort with upon finding my hands in their pockets
Sera:
*giggling* Stop it! That tickles!*loud laughter*I used to know a girl who could pickpocket your underwear. Don’t try that on me![for F!Inquisitor] Now crook your fingers. *more giggling*Solas:
There is nothing in my pockets for you!Have you no restraint?Show care with another man’s pockets. You might not like what you find there.[elf!Inquisitor with high approval] *resignedly* Lethallin…Varric:
If you want to touch my chest hair, just ask. You don’t have to pretend to be reaching for my pockets.What, no “please”?Merchants’ Guild has already been in touch: my pockets are empty.Dorian:
My dear [wo/man], at least get some wine in me first.I do hope this is a precursor to something more fun than thievery. Enjoying yourself?Vivienne:
*sternly* No.[further attempts are not possible]Cassandra:
Ah!Inquisitor, please, this is dishonourable!This is not befitting the Herald of Andraste.The Iron Bull:
What, looking for a handle?Tell me what you’re looking for, boss, maybe I can give you directions.Aren’t you gonna even try to distract me?[romanced] *playfully* Angling for a punishment later, huh?Leliana:
*soft laugh* I can give you some pointers, if you want.*chuckle* Maybe practice on someone else first. [if HOF was a rogue] You know, you remind me of… Never mind.Josephine:
Inquisitor, everything I have of value is in my desk.*sigh* I wish you’d be more subtle.If you are going to pickpocket, you should learn to pick your targets.Cullen:
Um, what are you doing?Can I help you?*flustered* Really? Again!?Blackwall:
*laughing* Take care I don’t slap your hands.You take care no one else catches you at that.Fishing for loose change, eh?Cole:
What are you doing?Is there something in there?Varric says getting caught stealing is wrong.
[Inquisitor: Don’t you just mean, “Stealing is wrong”?]
No…
July 20, 2022
newttxt:
qiqi finds a tutor
(im prepared to protect/suppo...
qiqi finds a tutor
(im prepared to protect/support my “childe teaches qiqi to wield a sword” headcanon with my life)
July 13, 2022
ilikeit-art:Bionic hand prosthesis from the Ukrainian com...
Bionic hand prosthesis from the Ukrainian company Esper Bionics. The prosthesis uses machine learning to recognize different situations to ensure comfortable use in everyday life.
July 3, 2022
todayisperfect:Jessica Wohl, 2011, Hairy StaircaseSynthat...
Jessica Wohl, 2011, Hairy StaircaseSynthatic hair, fabric and steel installed in the abondoned Mountainaire Hotel, Hot Sprongs, Arkansas
June 12, 2022
fozmeadows:flatluigi:
veliseraptor:
seagodofmagic:
veliseraptor:
okay but I did not know that...
okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”
what are the modernists even
the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted
oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and
Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.
ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little
“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line
No Homo: A Literary Masterpiece
May 30, 2022
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