David Vienna's Blog, page 34
May 27, 2023
May 25, 2023
Oath Keepers leader and human diarrhea-stain Stewart Rhod...
Oath Keepers leader and human diarrhea-stain Stewart Rhodes is going to prison for nearly two decades for his role in the Jan. 6 insurrection.
There’s danger around every corner in prison, so he’d better keep an eye out.
May 24, 2023
It’s today and thank you!! I wish you were here more ofte...
It’s today and thank you!!
I wish you were here more often, G, if I’m being 100% honest. I miss your witty takes.
Right back atcha with the hugs, too.
May 22, 2023
I know this seems to have become a music account, but tha...
I know this seems to have become a music account, but that’s only because the boys have been playing so many shows recently and their latest performance on Sunday was by far their best ever. They leveled up SO MUCH. Not kidding, all of the band parents’ jaws were on the floor.
May 19, 2023
topherchris:
Here’s to 20,000 more bad Tumblr posts in th...
Here’s to 20,000 more bad Tumblr posts in the coming eons…
May 16, 2023
[me on the toilet after eating part of a four-day-old bur...
gif nicked from @thevelvetgoldmine via @filmgifs
May 15, 2023
They should change the name of urgent care facilities bec...
They should change the name of urgent care facilities because the one thing the staff never exudes at those places is a sense of urgency.
May 14, 2023
Wishing a Happy Mother’s Day to the Mommy Dearest in your...
Wishing a Happy Mother’s Day to the Mommy Dearest in your life.
(I may have made this joke before, but I don’t care.)
May 13, 2023
The best piece of life advice I can offer sounds metaphor...
The best piece of life advice I can offer sounds metaphorical, but it is quite literal and learned by hard experience:
Close your mouth when plunging a toilet.
Saturday morning calls for… HOMEMADE CHEDDAR BISCUITS, MO...
Saturday morning calls for… HOMEMADE CHEDDAR BISCUITS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
