David Vienna's Blog, page 170

Wyatt with his “girlfriend.” And so it begins.

Wyatt with his “girlfriend.” And so it begins.

davidvienna:Truth.

davidvienna:

Truth.

Do you know what the father (daddy) complex really is? Because Psychologically it's fucked up and basically almost incestual. I hope your kids are safe.

You know Facebook.com is not actually a book, right?

You know Cracked.com does not actually have a crack in it, right?

You know tumblr.com does not actually tumble, right?

Good. Glad we had this inane chat.

“I’m the president of Pencil-vania. Get it?” —Boone

“I’m the president of Pencil-vania. Get it?” —Boone

Just FYI

If you accidentally fall asleep on the couch while checking email, then wake to realize you’re 90 minutes late to pick up your kids from camp, you’ll be filled with such a powerful sense of fear and failure that as you sleep that night night you’ll wake every 10 minutes in a similar panic that you’re late.

Couples who get drunk together, stay together, according to a new study

Couples who get drunk together, stay together, according to a new study:

This study explains why my marriage is so successful.

Happy birthday to this wonderful woman—my best friend, my...

Happy birthday to this wonderful woman—my best friend, my partner in crime, and the best mother I know.

Thanks for joining me on this absurd journey, Larissa. I love you.

#parenting #marriage #love

I knew my college education would pay off.

I knew my college education would pay off.

Every Goddamn Day

Me: Wyatt, hurry up and get your shoes on. We've gotta hustle or we'll be late.

Wyatt: *just stands there*

GPOY

GPOY