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June 9, 2012

Saturday Morning Cult-TV Blogging: Ark II: "The Balloon" (December 4, 1976)









In
this episode of the Filmation Saturday morning series Ark II , the crew runs
smack into a society that, as a whole, suffers from xenophobia, a fear of outsiders or “foreigners.”  Captain Jonah’s (Terry Lester) initial log
entry describes people who “refuse to
have contact with the outside world
.”




But
from somewhere deep inside the isolationist village, someone is sending out
distress messages tied to floating balloons…written in Greek.  After deciphering one message, the Ark II
crew comes to understand that the very people who have so calculatingly cut
themselves off from the rest of humanity are suffering from a terrible plague,
one they can’t cure on their own.




The
Ark II team finds the messenger -- an old man working a printing press near “the place of the Iron Birds,” a
destroyed air-field -- and learns that this is indeed the case.  The messenger says: “We have a new enemy now…disease.”






While
Ruth returns to the Ark II via hot air balloon to work on a cure for the new disease,
Jonah attempts to convince the village’s leaders to “open” their hearts and
minds to others.  Unfortunately, he and a
young boy fall prey to the disease, and only reinforce the fear of strangers.  Now outsiders are disease carriers.




Meanwhile,
Ruth and Samuel must clear a path to get the Ark II inside the village, and
deliver inoculations to all the sick people.




Like
its predecessors, “The Balloon” is a message-heavy installment of this Saturday
morning series.  In “The Tank,” we met
people who shunned machines because they believe machines caused war.  Here, we meet characters who refuse to deal
with outsiders, because they fear attack from them.   In
both cases, people have responded to a terrifying situation irrationally, by a
blanket rule about the things they perceive caused them harm.






In real life, of course, America has witnessed periods of intense xenophobia over the last two centuries, not the least of
which has been in the decade following the 9/11 terror attacks.  Yet the rampant fear associated with
xenophobia is ultimately counter-productive, as this episode of a 70s kid show
rightly points out.  If you close
yourself off, you also close yourself down to certain options, to new
solutions, and to improvements your life. 
When you come from a closed place, everything – even learning – comes to a stop. 
It’s not a healthy response to fear, even if it is, on some level,
understandable. 




It’s
very interesting that Ark II chooses to tell this
particular story, about a place that has sealed itself off from the world and
in its insularity faces extinction.  “By talking instead of fighting,” says
Jonah “we can move forward.”






In
terms of Ark II continuity and lore, this episode reveals that the Ark
II can fire a focused beam from its fore section, but the beam is still defined
as “a force field,” keeping in tune with the idea of self-defense and no aggressive
weaponry.  Intriguingly, the force field
is also quite a limited device.  In
trying to move heavy stones from the vehicle’s path, the force field’s power
grid short circuits…




Although
“The Balloon” carries a laudable message, it plays, at this point, as fairly
routine.  The series is in something of a
rut, with tiny villages constantly being shown the error of their primitive
ways by the Ark II team.  The
civilizations of the week – battling superstition (“The Slaves”), xenophobia (“The
Balloon”), cruelty to the weak (“The Rule”) and technophobia (“The Tank”) – are
a bit too predictable and one-note at this point.  But the series is about to mix it up with
some infusions of more science-fictional elements, from robots and suspended animation to telepathy,
and that’s a good thing.




Next
Week: “The Mind Group”



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Published on June 09, 2012 00:03

June 8, 2012

From the Archive: Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)






"Why is any
object we don't understand always called a thing?"





- Dr. McCoy (DeForest
Kelley) in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.





Directed by Robert Wise ( The Day The Earth
Stood Still
 [1951]),  Run Silent, Run Deep  [1958],  The
Haunting
 [1963],  Audrey Rose  [1977]) and
produced by TV series creator and "Great Bird of the Galaxy" Gene
Roddenberry, this forty-five million dollar voyage of the starship  Enterprise  launched
a film series that has endured a whopping three decades plus.

Despite proving a box-office bonanza and the
father to ten cinematic successors of varying quality,  Star Trek: The
Motion Picture
 remains today one of the most polarizing of the
film series entries.

The received wisdom on the Robert Wise film is
that it is dull, over-long, and entirely lacking in the sparkling character
relationships and dimensions that made the 1960s series such a beloved success
with fans worldwide.

It is likely you've heard all the derogatory
titles for the film too, from  The Motionless Picture , to  Spockalypse
Now
, to  Where Nomad Has Gone Before  (a
reference to the episode "The Changeling.")  Recently, even Leonard Nimoy derided the film as not being "real" Star Trek .

Conventional wisdom, however, isn't always
right. Among its many fine and enduring qualities,  Star Trek: The
Motion Picture
 is undeniably the most cinematic of the  Trek  movie
series in scope and visualization.



And, on closer examination, the films features two very important elements that
many critics insist it lacks: a deliberate, symbolic character arc
(particularly in the case of Mr. Spock) and a valuable commentary on the
co-existence/symbiosis of man with his technology.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture  also re-invents the visual texture of the franchise, fully
and authoritatively, transforming what Roddenberry himself once derided as
"the Des Moines Holiday Inn" look of the sixties TV series for
a post- Space:1999 , post- Star Wars  world.



The central narrative of  Star Trek: The Motion Picture  is
clever and fascinating (and, as some may rightly insist, highly reminiscent of
various episodes of the TV series). Sometime in the 23rd century, a massive,
mysterious space cloud passes through the boundaries of Klingon territory and
destroys three battle cruisers while assuming a direct heading to Earth.

The only starship within interception range is
the U.S.S. Enterprise, a Constitution class starship just
completing an eighteen month re-fit and re-design. Admiral James T. Kirk
(William Shatner), Chief of Starfleet Operations, pulls strings and calls in
favors to be re-assigned as captain of the Enterprise, arrogantly
displacing the young, "untried" Captain, Will Decker (Stephen
Collins).



After departure from dry dock, the Enterprise faces severe
engine design difficulties of near-catastrophic proportion, but the timely
arrival of the half-Vulcan/half-human science officer, Mr. Spock (Leonard
Nimoy) resolves the problem. In the intervening years since the series,
however, the inscrutable Spock has become even more stoic and unemotional,
having attempted to purge all his remaining emotions in the Vulcan ritual
called Kolinahr.

Upon intercepting the vast space cloud, known
also as "the intruder," the Enterprise crew learns,
following a series of clues, that the colossal space vessel sheathed within the
cloud/power-field is actually an artificial intelligence, a living machine
called V'ger. And at the "heart" of V'Ger is a NASA Voyager probe
from the 20th century -- re-purposed by an advanced society of living machines
on the other side of the galaxy
-- sent back to Earth to find God, it's
"Creator." In V'ger's quest to touch the Divine, Kirk, Spock and
Decker each find personal enlightenment, resolving their personal dilemmas and
also saving Earth from destruction.




"All Our Scans Are Being
Reflected Back..."







The creative team of producer Gene Roddenberry
(1921 - 1991) and director Robert Wise (1914 - 2005) consisted of two
individuals who had very distinct philosophical views about technology, and the
destination where technology was driving mankind.

In Roddenberry's case, we must countenance his
progressive concept of "Technology Unchained," the notion of
technology becoming both beautiful (rather than clunky and mechanical...) and
benign.



Man's machines, Roddenberry believed, would come to serve all the needs of the
species, thus freeing humanity from the age-old dilemmas of poverty, dwindling
resources, racial prejudice, hunger, territorial gain and war. This was an
optimistic vision of man and machine in harmony, one given even fuller voice
almost a decade later in  Star Trek: The Next Generation  (1987
- 1994).

By contrast, Robert Wise directed the
technological thriller,  The Andromeda Strain  (1971),
based on the best-selling Michael Crichton (1942-2008) novel about an alien
organism (or germ...) threatening all human life on Earth. Wise once stated
that  The Andromeda Strain  concerned "the first
crisis of the space age
," a descriptor which permits us to see  Star
Trek: The Motion Picture 
as a further meditation on a similar
theme, only representing a (much) later planetary crisis, one in the 23rd
century.



Wise also stated that technology -- particularly that on hand in
the subterranean Wildfire Laboratory -- was the "star" of  The
Andromeda Strain.


In keeping with that motif,  The
Andromeda Strain's
 opening credits consisted of a space-age
montage of technological symbols, from blueprints to graphs, to top secret
communiques. Think of it as a dot-matrix age Jackson Pollock.

In the same vein, the characters in the film
spoke in protean techno-babble on arcane subjects such as "Nutrient
24-5," "Red Kappa Phoenix Status," the "Odd Man
Hypothesis," "Sterile Conveyor Systems" and the like. In all,
Wise's 1970s sci-fi film represented a dedicated documentary-style approach,
one that never easily accommodated a "lay" audience. Instead, you
felt you were actually inside that underground complex alongside the Wildfire
team.

Most uniquely, however, the  The
Andromeda Strain's
 climax concerned the pitfalls of technology: a
teletype/printer experienced an unnoticed paper jam at a very
inopportune moment. Some critics and film scholars have interpreted this
malfunction as Wise's explicit warning about relying too heavily on technology,
but the opposite was true. Had the printer worked as planned, one of the
scientists would have transmitted orders for a nuclear bomb detonation at an
infected site, a course of action that would have catalyzed and spread the
Andromeda germ.

The machine's paper jam gave the flawed human
being time to learn more, and re-consider the course of action. Given this
analysis, one can detect that Wise was, perhaps, agnostic on the subject of man
and technology, seeing both how it could prove a great tool, but also a great
danger.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture  serves, in several ways, as an
unofficial "sequel" or heir to Wise's  Andromeda Strain  in
terms of both approach and philosophy. Of all the  Star Trek  films,  The
Motion Picture
 is the only series installment to feature so many
lingering insert shots of technological read-outs and
schematics. For example we see a medical visualization of the Ilia Probe's
physiology, a representation of "a simple binary code" (radio
waves), "photic-sonar readings"(!) and several tacticals revealing  Enterprise's  approach
and entrance into the cloud. 

These multitudinous
close-ups of computer graphics and read-outs not only enhance the notion of Enterprise as
working starship -- with several interfaces directly at our disposal (fostering
the documentary feel)
, -- but go a long way towards establishing the vital link
between technology and crew, a symbiosis, if you will.



A great deal of time is spent in the  Motion Picture  on
views of the crew gazing through the Enterprise's "technological" eye
or window on the universe, the view screen. In a film about the
combining of man and machine into a "new life-form," these moments
carry resonance and significance: they reveal man already traveling down that
road to symbiosis, relying on technology as his eyes, ears and (in the case of
the ship's computer...) key interpreter of data or external stimuli.



In  Star Trek , the TV series, Spock often gazed into a hooded
library computer and we were denied access to what data he saw recorded inside
(save for the reflected blue illumination on his face). In later  Treks ,
stellar cartography played a role, but the high-tech, colorful displays it
produced for crew members were not filmed as inserts. In other
words, we saw Picard and Data interpreting the data, and the
data itself. It's important, I believe, in  Star Trek: The Motion
Picture
that the data read-outs and view screen images are primarily
brought directly to our eyes without dramatis personae coming
between projector and percipient. For one thing, we feel as though we're
actually aboard a ship in space. For another, we're taking part in
that symbiosis of man and machine; we're interpreting the runes ourselves.



The underlying philosophy in  Star Trek: The Motion Picture  seems
to consist of an admonition that man and machine work best together integrated,
not when separated. V'Ger is a living machine who has "amassed" all
the knowledge of the universe, but is without the human capacity of
"faith," to "leap beyond logic," The machine (without human
input or touch...) is cold, and barren, and incapable of believing in other
realities (like the after-life) or other dimensions. Thus it is incomplete. Only
by joining with a human (Commander Decker), does V'Ger find a sense of
wholeness, of completion.



Kirk's journey is not entirely different. He views the Enterprise -- a machine
itself
-- as almost a physical lover in this film. When Scotty takes Admiral
Kirk via a shuttle pod to inspect the Enterprise's re-designed exterior, Kirk
has the unmistakable look of a man sizing up a sexual conquest, not a starship
captain merely reporting to his new assignment. He avariciously sizes up the
"woman" in his life (and ships are always "she" aren't
they?). Like V'Ger after the union with Decker, Kirk ultimately finds a sense
of completion once he has "joined" with the starship Enterprise,
both metaphorically and literally. Once he is her captain again, Kirk is
complete.



Consider for a moment just how many times  Star Trek: The Motion
Picture
 lingers upon the important act of a man entering -- or
connecting to
 -- a machine. We watch Kirk's shuttle pod
"dock" with Enterprise after a long, lingering examination of the
ship. We see Spock, in a thruster suit, "penetrate" -- in his words,
"the orifice" leading to the next interior "chamber"
of V'Ger. This terminology sounds very biological, doesn't it? Consider that
Spock next mentally-joins with V'Ger, utilizing a Vulcan mind-meld, yet another
form of symbiosis.



And finally, we see Decker and Ilia physically join with the V'ger Entity
during the film's climax. And make no mistake, that final act is
equated with physical reproduction explicitly in the film's text
.
"Well, it's been a long time since I delivered a baby," McCoy notes
happily in the film's epilogue, and Kirk remarks on "the birth" of a
new life-form. They're talking about sex, about the union of two-life forms
creating a third, unique one.



Similarly, the journey of the Enterprise inside the giant
V'Ger cloud replicates the details of the human reproductive process, with the
final result proving identical: the birth of new life. In  Star Trek:
The Motion Picture
, man and machine mate. They join in symbiosis to
create something new, perhaps even as Spock notes, "the next step in our
own evolution."



While  Star Trek  films have traded explicitly in both allegory (particularly  The
Undiscovered Country
 and the Cold War "bringing down the
Berlin Wall in Space" idea) and social commentary (consider
the environmental message of  The Voyage Home ),  Star
Trek: The Motion Picture
 is decidedly symbolic. That's
an important distinction.



The central images in the film all symbolize the reproductive, joining process.
Spock penetrates the V'Ger "orifice," to mentally join with a living
machine. Decker and Ilia (V'ger's surrogate) are mated in a light show that
some Paramount studio executives allegedly termed a "40 million dollar
fuck
." And even the journey of the Enterprise (essentially
the male "sperm") through the fallopian tube-type interior of V'Ger
-- carrying its creative material (the human spirit in this case) to
the V'ger complex (ovum)
 -- reflects the overriding theme of
mating/joining/symbiosis.




So is technology a help
or a hindrance?
 For the Klingons,
destroyed in the film's first act, technology doesn't seem to help much. All
their elaborate technical read-outs and tracking sensors (again, shown in
dramatic insert shots) only permit them to watch the progress of their
annihilation down to the last detail; down to the last second.









On the Enterprise, technological attempts to understand V'ger are
constantly stymied by the living machine. "All scans are being reflected
back," Uhura notes in the film on more than one occasion, meaning that
V'Ger is re-directing the Enterprise's investigative entreaties back at
itself
. This is a subtle indicator that the answers Kirk and the others
seek are held within themselves; in the gifts, contradictions and
essential nature of "carbon based life forms." They begin to key in
on this fact when Kirk and Spock assign Decker to awaken the human (er,
Deltan...) memory patterns of the Ilia Probe (a mechanism). The answer, they
come to understand, rests in the human equation, not in a technological assessment
of V'ger.



It's interesting to tally the scoreboard here. V'Ger (a machine) finds
"God" and evolves with the help of a human (Decker). Kirk finds his
peace with a machine (The Enterprise). Spock finds his answer about the meaning of life from a machine,
and that answer is an acceptance of humanity. Even Decker finds his
"peace" with a machine that replicates (down to the last detail) the
memory patterns of his lost beloved. Each of these main characters (Kirk,
Spock, V'Ger and Decker) are intricately involved with the story's main conceit:
the mating of man and machine; of "cold" knowledge and
"warm" human emotions.



"Our Own Human Weaknesses...and the Drive That Compels Us to Overcome Them..."



Despite protestations to the contrary,  Star Trek: The Motion Picture  is
a movie intrinsically, nay organically, about character, and
character development. In simple terms, the film's main characters (Kirk, Spock
and Decker) serve as the deliverer of human ideals to the cold, empty V'Ger
child so that it may "evolve." But in doing so, they also bring along
a lot of "foolish human emotions," as Dr. McCoy asserts at the film's
conclusion.



Captain Kirk begins the film, for instance, as a ruthless, single-minded
"my way or the highway" obsessive. We see his determination to
reclaim the "center seat" when he tells Commander Sonak at a space
port that he intends to be aboard the Enterprise following a meeting with
Admiral Nogura, Starfleet's top brass. We see it again when he rationalizes
displacing Decker, off-handedly noting that his "experience...five
years out there, facing unknowns like this one
," make him the superior
commanding officer. The contradiction in that argument should be obvious. Are
different "unknowns" actually capable of being categorized? How does
Kirk know that Decker's history and experience won't prove superior in dealing
with this threat, the alien cloud? He doesn't: he just wants
what he wants.



And to some extent, the Enterprise (Kirk's other half, or
perhaps a representation of his id...) rebels against this egomaniacal version
of Kirk. Consider how much goes wrong on Enterprise when Kirk
is acting in this selfish mode. The transporters break down, killing two new
crewmembers. Kirk gets lost on his own ship and is discovered (in an
embarrassing moment) by Decker, the very man he replaced. Kirk "pushes"
his people too hard, forcing the Enterprise into warp speed
before it is ready, and in the process nearly destroys the ship in a wormhole.
He does so over the objections of Mr. Scott, Captain Decker and even Dr. McCoy.
This Kirk is all ego and selfishness, until he remembers the key to commanding
the Enterprise: listening to all viewpoints and making informed decisions. This
also happens to be the key in any male/female relationship. Just treat
her like a lady, Jim, and she'll always bring you home. 
This first
Kirk is too hungry, too grasping, too desperate to "re-connect" with
the Enterprise in anything but a physical way. Bones puts Kirk in his place,
but all the malfunctions of the Enterprise subtly (and symbolically) perform
the same function.




About half-way through
the film, Kirk is still learning this lesson in humility, as Decker notes that
as the vessel's executive officer, it's his responsibility to "provide
alternative" viewpoints. Kirk accepts that argument, but hasn't
internalized it. By the end of the film, he is actively listening to others
again, heeding Decker's request to join a landing party, and allowing Spock to
proceed when the curious half-Vulcan overrides his orders and steals a thruster
suit.



The familiar Kirk of  Star Trek  lore, the one who
develops a strategy based on hearing all viewpoints, slowly re-asserts itself
over the selfish one who wanted command and conquest of the Enterprise, and
nothing else. A journey that began in selfishness, ends in his
"unity" with the crew and ship, his acceptance and sense of joining
with those around him, a reflection of V'Ger's joining with the human
race
. Kirk has, as he states, overcome human weakness.





Although Spock is only half-human, he undertakes much the same journey as Kirk
in the film. He returns to Starfleet because he has failed to purge himself of
human emotion and believes that an understanding of V'Ger will lead him to that
destination. McCoy fears that Spock -- like Kirk -- will put
his own personal interests ahead of the ship's. What Spock ultimately learns
from his encounter (mind-meld) with V'Ger is life changing for him. He
discovers that V'Ger has achieved what he seeks, "total logic." But
damningly, "total logic" doesn't make V'Ger happy. Thought patterns
of "exactingly perfect order" don't leave room for belief (in the
afterlife...), for the "simple feeling" of friendship Spock feels
towards Kirk, or much else.



For all V'Ger's knowledge, Spock realizes that the alien is "barren"
and "empty." Were Spock to pursue Kolinahr, he would end up the same
way. Spock's "human flaw," if we can call it that, is also one of
ego, his obsession with becoming the "perfect" Vulcan. In
embracing friendship with Kirk, in feeling his emotions (and even weeping, in
the film's extended version), Spock begins to embrace the emotions he has long
denied...and provides Kirk with the key to understanding V'Ger's psychology. He
would never have come to this epiphany had Spock not "joined" with
V'Ger in a mind-meld. And that puts us right back at the theme of symbiosis.



Decker (Stephen Collins) undergoes an interesting character arc too. He is a
young man who fears commitment and the responsibilities it brings. He left
Delta IV, Ilia's home wold without even saying goodbye to the woman he loved,
which is a pretty sleazy and avoidant thing to do. It might even be termed
"cowardice." In the end, Decker overcomes this "human
weakness" and joins with Ilia and V'Ger, saving the Earth, repairing his
relationship with Ilia, and adding the human component to V'Ger that the
machine life-form requires to "evolve."



When Kirk, Spock and McCoy return to the Enterprise, Kirk
explicitly asks if they have just witnessed the "birth of a new life
form." As I noted above, Spock's answer is that perhaps they have seen
"the next step" in their "own evolution." This is a
statement that is linked to the characters themselves. Though
Decker has physically evolved to another (higher...) dimension or plane of
existence, Kirk and Spock have evolved too. Kirk is suddenly gracious and
comfortable in his skin again instead of imperious and dictatorial. And Spock,
for the first time in his life, understands that that his human emotions carry
value, and augment his "whole" personhood.



To claim that there is little or no character development in  Star
Trek: the Motion Picture
 is wrong-headed in the extreme. In some
fashion, this is surely the most important story of Mr. Spock's
"life," his final recognition of his "human" half and the
gifts it offers. When we cavalierly write off  Star Trek: The Motion
Picture,
 we are also writing off Spock's new enlightenment.



This is An Almost Totally New Enterprise...






Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan  is
often termed the film that saved  Star Trek , and there may
indeed be truth to that argument. Certainly, I love and admire that Nicholas
Meyer film. However, consider just how much material present in later  Star
Trek
 originates directly from the re-invention of
the franchise in  Star Trek: The Motion Picture .



Most notably, the Enterprise re-design and update -- featured
in the first six feature films -- is introduced in this Robert Wise film
(exteriors and interiors). This was also the first  Star Trek  production
to feature a "warp" distortion effect around the ship when it went
beyond light speed.



Also, the modern iteration of Klingons -- so beloved by  Trek  fans
today -- is introduced here, in  The Motion Picture . Before
the Wise film, Klingons were swarthy guys with beards who talked about
Klingonese (in "The Trouble with Tribbles") but didn't actually speak
it. After  Star Trek: The Motion Picture , the Klingons were
menacing aliens with ridges on their foreheads (and boy would  Next
Gen
 go to town with THAT idea...), wearing convincing armor and
speaking their own language.



We can't forget, either that  Star Trek: The Next Generation's  very
theme song, as well as the Klingon theme featured in  First Contact  and
elsewhere -- were re-purposed from Jerry Goldsmith's brilliant soundtrack for  Star
Trek: The Motion Picture.




There seems to be this weird belief among many
fans (and even Leonard Nimoy) that  Star Trek: The Motion Picture  doesn't
represent the best of  Star Trek . While it is easy to see
that the film doesn't accent the humorous side of the  Star Trek  equation,
The Wise film does get so many things right. Most importantly, it captures the
Kirk/Spock friendship in simple, poignant terms (in a scene set in sickbay).
Imagine how easy it would have been for Gene Roddenberry -- just two years
after  Star Wars  -- to cow-tow to public opinion and
make a huge, empty action film with laser blasts and spaceships performing
barrel rolls. No one would have blamed him. I'll bet you a lot of fans would
have liked that story better.



Instead, Roddenberry took a much more difficult route. He maintained the
integrity of  Star Trek  and dramatized a story about
mankind's future, and the direction we could be heading (with man and machine
joined together, balancing weaknesses and sharing strengths). Some might
declare that the film actually attempts and fails to reach the profound quality
of Kubrick's  2001: A Space Odyssey . Certainly, I would agree  The
Motion Picture
 is not an equal to that film. However, here's
another point of view: in Roddenberry's vision of man's evolution, it isn't
some mysterious, unknown alien who transforms us for the better. No, in the
universe of  Star Trek,  it's mankind playing a critical
part in his own evolution, taking the reins of his own destiny himself. We
aren't victims of an alien agenda unknown to us. We're standing tall, ready to
face what the universe throws at us. Somehow, this is more...noble.



In considering (or perhaps, re-considering....) Star Trek: The
Motion Picture
, our mission ought to be the same as the Enterprise's: to
"intercept" and "investigate" this fascinating movie and
judge for ourselves if it is just the cosmic bore critics complained of, or
perhaps something a bit deeper. 






Of all the  Star Trek  movies,
this is the one that shows us the most of the universe at large (Klingon
territory, Federation spaceships, Vulcan, Earth...), most closely follows the
creed of "discovering new life forms" from the series, and most makes
us feel like we're actually passengers aboard the Enterprise.
Perhaps we wouldn't want  Star Trek  to exist on this
elevated, cerebral plateau for long, since humor and action are indeed shorted.
Yet there's something intensely admirable about the fact that this careful,
somber, thematically-consistent, intelligent effort was  Star
Trek's
 opening salvo in the blockbuster sweepstakes of the post- Star
Wars
 age. While others sought to imitate,  Star Trek  chose
its own path.



And that's how a movie franchise was born.



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Published on June 08, 2012 04:07

June 7, 2012

Before Prometheus: Five Reasons Alien (1979) Endures






Ridley Scott’s Prometheus opens tomorrow
and my review of the new film will appear here on the blog the morning of Tuesday,
June 19th (so go see it before then so we can talk about it…). 






But given the arrival of a 2012 movie that
connects explicitly to the Alien (1979) mythos, I realized that
today represents the proper time to go back and gaze at the reasons why the
original film is so terrific and influential.




Here are my five reasons why the original
Alien
endures more than thirty years after its release.






1.
Revolutionary production and art design, translated into revolutionary sets,
costumes and miniatures.





Alien truly pushed the science-fiction “space”
film forward into a new realm of imagination. 
Director Ridley Scott’s movie eschewed the stream-lined modernism and “neat,”
minimalist future-look of such films as Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
and Journey
to the Far Side of the Sun
(1969) as well as TV programs like UFO
(1970) or Space: 1999 (1975 – 1977).




The film offered instead a world that was
grungy, messy and recognizable…both lived-in and dirty.  It’s true that Star Wars (1977) represents
a crucial step in this direction, having created a universe that – in terms of visuals – suggests a rich
and storied past.  But Alien
went whole hog into a world where coffee mugs rested on computer consoles, where
pornographic pin-ups were hung up beside work stations, and where characters
wore sneakers and ball caps when not asleep in cryo-tubes (or “freezers” in the
vernacular of the film).






This visual aesthetic has famously been
termed “space truckers,” and it’s indeed a crucial element of Alien’s
mystique and appeal.  In director
Ridley Scott’s capable hands, outer space was not some glorious final frontier.  Rather, it was just your monotonous,
unglamorous day-job.  In this future, the
average blue collar space traveler still worked for the Man (Weyland-Yutani), and
was still trying to get his fair share of corporate wealth and make a living
wage. And he still made it through the day on coffee, cussing and swearing when
things break down.




Alien, which features a great and very
believable monster, would not have succeeded if the elements of the film that
involved “futuristic” mankind – his ships,
his clothes, his environs
– did not reflect a reality the audience could
understand and readily identify with. 
The recognizable world of the main characters, in fact, makes the alien
world all the more disturbing and frightening.






2.
The alien itself.





Perhaps this aspect of the film is the one
that is actually most difficult to reckon with today because we’ve seen the Alien
xenomorph in so many settings and films since the first film came
along.  We’ve had three direct sequels,
plus two AVP movies, plus toys and comics involving the alien.




The notion of a monster attacking a
spaceship crew was not new, of course when Alien , written by the great Dan O’Bannon,
was produced.  By that point -- as history-minded film reviewers are certain
to remind us --
we’d seen It! The Terror from Beyond Space
(1958), Bava’s Planet of the Vampires (1965) plus episodes of The
Outer Limits
(“The Invisible Enemy”) and Space: 1999 (“Dragon’s
Domain”) that explored the trope, in many cases quite brilliantly.




But Alien represented a new horizon for “monsters”
because of the bio-organic designs of Swiss sculptor and painter H.R. Giger.  This artist’s style had never been captured in
mainstream film before, and his work expressed a total (and perverse) blend of
human flesh and hard-edged machinery.  In
short, the monster in Alien looked like nothing audiences
had ever before reckoned with, a fusion of distinctly unlike elements.




There’s more to it than that too. 




Today we take this for granted, but Alien
proved so horrifying a film because the monster’s shape and appearance
were different every time we encountered it. 
We now know the alien life cycle by rote: egg, face-hugger, chest-burster,
and adult.  But when audiences first
reckoned with Scott’s movie in the last year of the 1970s, none of this
information was known. We had no idea what was coming, or how the alien was
taking shape.  It seemed to be in a
constant state of flux…of becoming




Again, all the stages of the lifecycle are
familiar today, but in 1979, the alien seemed like the cinema’s first legitimate
extra-terrestrial: a thing that changed and evolved into something ever-more
hideous each time we saw it.  The title “Alien”
expresses this idea beautifully. 
Watching the film for the first time, we really felt we had encountered
something not human, and not of this Earth. 
Today, we’ve seen so many aliens and so many shape-shifters that we’re
inured to the concept.  But Alien
got it right, in revolutionary fashion.









3.
Implications unexplored but suggested.
  This is the very reason
why we are getting Prometheus now.  It’s
because Alien dramatized a complete and satisfying story of survival,
but more than that, brilliantly implied
a larger universe outside the context of the Nostromo’s last days.




Let’s gaze at the derelict ship that the
Nostromo finds on LV-426, which has become an important part of Prometheus’s
story-line.  When we encounter it in Alien,
it is emitting a distress call (or actually, a warning: stay away).  The characters Dallas, Lambert and Kane
investigate the ship and they see the dead pilot, the "space jockey"
with a torn-open chest. They also find a giant lower chamber, which must be a
cargo hold, given its dimensions and relative lack of instrumentation,
furniture, etc.   This hold is filled
with alien eggs. The eggs are ensconced underneath a level of fog which
"reacts" when broken.  What is this level of fog?  Is it some kind of technology keeping the
eggs in stasis?  Was it a safeguard to
keep the alien eggs dormant and the (odd) equivalent of the freezers we see on
the Nostromo? Who was meant to control it?







And then, of course, other questions are
raised.  Who were these aliens
transporting the eggs? Why were they transporting alien eggs in the first place?
What became of the ship’s crew?   Where
were they taking the eggs?  And for what purpose
were they transporting this odd – and wholly
dangerous
– cargo?




One big questioned unanswered: if a chest-burster broke out of the space
jockey’s chest, where was the adult alien when Dallas and the others arrived to
investigate
?  A possible answer is
that it had died out already, since in Scott’s original conception the alien
was to be like something akin to a butterfly, a “perfect” creature that only
could live for a few days




See how this film from 1979 is loaded with
implications and questions above-and-beyond the "ten little Indians"
template of an alien that kills astronauts on a spaceship? The deeper you delve,
the more interesting Alien becomes.




And again, this reflects our reality as
human beings, an important aspect of horror films.  We are not privy to all the answers in
life.  We don’t always know why things
happen, or what fate has in store for us.   Some aspects of nature seem a mystery to us,
even with advanced science.  The crew of
Nostromo likewise encounters a terrible mystery on LV-426, but that mystery is
largely left unexplored as the battle of survival begins.   




4.  It’s all about sex.






Alien  is cherished and remembered by horror fans
for the gory chest-burster sequence featuring John Hurt.  But the film also features one of the
creepiest off-screen deaths of all time, and a discarded idea (or hidden
implication) in the franchise. When last we see Lambert (Veronica Cartwright),
the xenomorph's tail is seen winding its nefarious way…up between her legs. Then, the film cuts suddenly to Ripley running
down a dark corridor, but we still hear Lambert panting and suffering and
some...inhuman moaning. 




So what the hell is going on here? What is the alien doing to Lambert? Does
it -- by its very "perfect" nature -- boast some other form of
reproductive ability that it is practicing on her? Is it fulfilling some kind of
sexual desire?
 




Alien
possesses this queasy, uneasy sub-text involving our human sexuality. On the immediately-apparent surface
level, the film concerns a creature that can pervert our reproductive cycle for
its own ends. But underneath - if we peel
back the layers
- there are moments in Scott's original that appear to
involve homosexuality, sexual repression, sexual stereotypes and more.






Consider that John Hurt's character Kane
becomes the first recipient of the alien's reproductive advances. Whisper-thin,
British, and sexually ambiguous, Kane is depicted - at one point in the film - wearing an undergarment that appears to
be a girdle; something that is distinctly "feminizing" to his
appearance.




Also, Kane lives the most dangerous (or is
it promiscuous?) life-style of anyone amongst the crew. He is the first to awake
from cryo-sleep, the first to suggest a walk to the derelict, and the only man
who goes down into the derelict’s egg chamber. He is well-acquainted with
danger as (stereotypically...) one might expect of a homosexual man circa 1979.
(Note: I said "stereotypically.”
The best
horror movies are about shattering decorum and transgressing against good taste
and Alien
fits that bill.)




Soon in the film, it is Kane who is made
unwillingly receptive to an oral penetration: the insertion of the
face-hugger's "tube" down his throat...where it lays the
chest-buster. What emerges from this encounter is "Kane's son" (in
Ash’s terminology). But essentially, the alien forces poor Kane – possibly a homosexual male symbol -- to
act in the role he may be familiar with; that of being receptive to penetration.







Consider Ash and this character's sexual
underpinnings. He is actually a robot - a creature presumably incapable of
having sex -- and the film's subtext suggests that this inability, this repression of the sexual urge, has
made him a monster too. When Ash attacks Ripley late in the film, he rolls up a
pornographic magazine (surrounded by other examples of pornography) and
attempts to jam it down the woman’s throat...it's his penis surrogate.  The implication of this particular act is that he can't do the same thing with
his penis
, so Ash must use the magazine in its stead.




Later, Ash admits to the fact that he
"envies" the alien (penis envy?) and one has to wonder if it is because
the alien can sexually dominate others in a way that the disliked, often
dismissed Ash cannot manage.






Also note that when Ash is unable to
satisfy his repressed sexual desire for Ripley, the pressure literally causes
him to explode.  The android blood is a
milky white, semen-like fluid. And it spurts everywhere, a catastrophic
ejaculation of monumental proportions. Ash, when confronted with his own
sexuality and inability to express it...can't hold his wad.




The most hyper-masculinized (again,
stereotypically-so) character in  Alien  is Parker (Yaphet Kotto), a black man
who brazenly discusses “eating pussy” during the scene leading up to the
chest-burster moment. He boasts an antagonistic, adversarial relationship with
Ripley, and is the character most often-seen carrying a weapon (a flame
thrower), a possible phallic symbol.






In another type of film, Parker might be
our hero.  But here he dies because of
the stereotypical quality of male chivalry or machismo. Specifically, he won't
turn the flame thrower on the alien while a woman (Lambert) is in the line of
fire. The alien dispatches Parker quickly (mano e mano), perhaps
realizing he will never co-opt an alpha male like Parker to be his
"bitch;" at least not the way Kane was used.




As for Lambert, the most-traditionally
(and – bear with me -
stereotypically) female character in the film -- she gets raped by the alien as I noted above, presumably by the
xenomorph's phallic tail. Again, the alien has exploited a character's
biological/reproductive nature and used it to meets its own destructive,
perverse needs.




Which brings me to Ripley. Ripley is a
character written for a man but played by a woman (Sigourney Weaver). She is
the only survivor (along with Jones the Cat), of the alien's rampage on the
Nostromo, and there's a case that can be made that the alien cannot so easily
"tag" Ripley as either male or female, and that's why she survives. She
is perfect, like the alien is, a blend of all “human” qualities.




Kane is fey (possibly gay), Ash is a robot
(and hence not able to express sexuality in a "normal" way), Parker
is all macho man, and Lambert is a helpless damsel-in-distres...but Ripley is a
tall glass of water (practically an Amazon), and an authority figure (third in
command). She is also the only character who successfully balances common
sense, heroism, and competence.




Given this uncommon mix of stereotypically
male and female qualities, the alien is not quite sure how to either
"read" or "use" Ripley. In the final moments of the film,
it does make a decision. It recognizes Ripley - the best of humanity whether
male or female - as kindred; a
survivor. So it rides in secret with her aboard the shuttle Narcissus as they
escape the exploding Nostromo.




Note that the alien could likely kill
Ripley any time during that escape flight...but does not choose to do so. It
knows it is in safe hands with her, at least for the time being. It uses her
"competence," her skill (qualities of itself it recognizes in her?)
to escape destruction...again establishing its perfection.






Here, perfection might be measured by how
well it understands the enemy, the prey.




So, underneath the scares and underneath
the great design, what we get in Ridley Scott's  Alien  is the story of a monster that
exploits our 1970s views of biology and psychology; causing us (as viewers) to
re-examine -- perhaps even subconsciously -- the sexual stereotypes of the day.
The homosexual man is endangered first, the alpha males (Dallas and Parker) are
ineffective, the traditional "screaming" female gets exploited (not
rescued...), and the most "evolved" human, Ripley (along with another
perfect creature - a cat)
survives to fight another day.






The strange, spiky and sexual nature of  Alien  lurks just beneath the surface of the
film, and is noticeable even in the set design. Just take a long look at the
"opening" of the alien derelict. 
Without being too graphic about this, it is pretty clearly a vagina.




And the chest-burster is pretty clearly
phallus-shaped. Ask yourself why. Sex, and -- sometimes discomfort with sex --  lurks at the heart of this horror film.  This factor makes the film endlessly
interesting and worthy of a re-watch or debate.






5. Sigourney Weaver
as Ripley.
  Ripley is indisputably one of the cinema’s
greatest hero-warriors, but she’s more than that.  She represents a critical change in how women
were conceived and written in horror and science fiction films. 




Ripley
is simultaneously part of the “Final Girl” tradition and a crucial evolution of
the archetype.   Ripley survives in the
film because she is smart and because she possesses insights the others do
not.  She understands why regulations are
important, doesn’t succumb to emotion (regarding Dallas’s order to let Kane
back aboard the Nostromo), and she is extremely competent on the job.  She takes command with authority, and is able
to understand the ramifications of her actions.  She is tough, but never so much that we lose a
sense of her humanity.  Male or female,
we all wish we could possess Ripley’s qualities.




Ripley
was Sigourney Weaver’s break-out role because the actress brought incredible commitment
and intensity to the role.  Ripley
herself showed that the Final Girl did not need others (particularly men) to
rescue her, and that she could combat and even destroy the villain, not merely
survive to another day.




So,
Prometheus
opens tomorrow…and we already know that it will delve deep into the implications
of the Alien world. 




I
wonder: will it create a monster as memorable as we first encountered in
1978?  Will it feature a character as
forward-thinking as Ripley was? Will it boast visual canvas as revolutionary as
that which we saw in Scott’s horror film? 
Will it carry a subtext beyond the surface story of “space horror?”




That’s
a pretty tall order, but I suspect that Prometheus will rise or fall not on
the new ground it breaks, but how well it subverts and plays with the expectations
we carry into the theater with us.




I
don’t know about you, but I can’t wait…



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June 6, 2012

Memory Bank: Model Kits









I
grew up with model kits in the 1970s and 1980s, and I’ve always loved them.

 

And
neither of those qualities, incidentally, is the same thing as being good at
building model kits.




My
father is a truly great model-builder, but I don’t think I have ever possessed
the patience, coordination or necessary skill to build great models, and then
to paint them as well.  Most of the time,
I just wanted to play with the kits immediately after assembly and begin my imaginative
adventures in the final frontier.




Still,
I have terrific childhood memories of sci-fi model kits from decades-past.  Starting from the time I was probably five or
six, my father would purchase a model kit for me almost weekly from a hobby
shop in nearby Bloomfield, New Jersey, and spend Friday evening assembling it
for me. 




I
would have to go to bed before he finished gluing and painting, but first thing
the next morning, I would spring up from bed and find the completed, painted – gorgeous -- model waiting for me on the
staircase leading up to the attic, which was right outside my bedroom.






It
was always a spectacular thing, to wake up Saturday morning to a new toy,
essentially.  After breakfast and some
Saturday morning television, I was off to worlds of fantasy and excitement…




I
still remember my Dad’s work station in the house where I grew up on Clinton
Road in Glen Ridge.  Behind the family
room sofa, he had a table (with wobbly legs…) and atop it was a giant gray
box.  Inside that large flip-up box were
all of his modeling supplies, from utility knives to paints, to clamps and sand
paper. 




In
a narrow space nearest to him, on the other side of the box, he had his
assembly area.  I still remember that the
surface of the table was splotched and blotted with paint droplets.  Sometimes, when I was very little, I would
sit at his table during the day and try to scratch the paint off with my
fingers, for some reason. I also have lots of memories of watching my Dad
working on my models at his “station,” occasionally looking up to catch what
was happening on Wonder Woman, The Incredible Hulk , or The Bionic Woman.






Since
I’ve always been a space adventure fan, the kits my father built for me were
when I was little were usually of the Star Trek or Space: 1999 variety:
starships and moon bases and the like. 
That was where my tastes went, but my Dad was also a great builder of
his own kits, primarily tanks from the World War II era. 




One
morning in the early 1970s that I’ll never forget, I found on those stairs outside
my room a completed Star Trek exploration set from AMT, consisting of the famous
communicator, phaser, and tricorder. 
That kit really made my weekend, and I promptly took the Starfleet
equipment out on landing party duty (by the nearby train tracks and field,
where I played…).






I
also remember going to that same hobby shop in Bloomfield some time in 1978 -- before Battlestar
Galactica
actually premiered on ABC
-- and seeing on the shelves the
whole line of Monogram model kits from the series, including Colonial Vipers
and Cylon Raiders.  At that point, I had
no idea what a “Colonial” or “Cylon” was, but I knew I had to have those
spaceship kits, and my father, as usual, indulged me.




Another
experience I recollect very clearly came in the winter of 1980 -- when I was very ill -- resting on the
sofa in our family room and watching the Lake Placid Winter Olympics while my
father built me an AMT Starship Enterprise. 
As bad as I felt physically, I also felt good because I knew for certain
that the next morning I would wake up and have a beautiful Constitution class
starship to play with.






When
I became a pre-adolescent, my love of models didn’t abate.  Now, my Dad and I would go out together on
Saturdays and hunt for hobby shops all over New Jersey and sometimes in New
York City.  My Dad would always use the
opportunity of model kit “hunting” trips to talk to me about how I was doing in
school, how I was feeling, and on one occasion, he used our weekend ritual to
fill me in on the facts of life…




Over
the years of my childhood and adolescence I collected model kits from Star
Trek, Space: 1999, Planet of the Apes, Star Blazers, Battlestar Galactica, Buck
Rogers in the 25th Century, The Black Hole
and other
franchises.  Eventually, I started
building the models myself, but as I wrote above, I never was as good at the
task as my Dad was.   I did build a
terrific Blue Thunder and Airwolf, when I went through my obsessive helicopter
phase in 1983-1984, however.




And
to this day, one of my all-time favorite models to build was “Gerry Anderson’s
Starcruiser One,” a kind of three in-one spaceship from Airfix that, in my
opinion, was an absolutely perfect spacecraft.




I have included with this post some photos of the model kits (boxes…) I’ve collected
over the years.  I know it’s a wealthy
collector’s hobby today, and in 2012, there are toys available of the vast
majority of these spaceships.  But there’s
still something incredibly special to me about a sci-fi model kit. 




For
when I was young, there was no other way to play with the starship Enterprise,
except by AMT model kit. 




Although
I suppose most Star Trek fans would say that the famous Federation starship
was constructed at the Naval Yards in Earth orbit, as a kid I knew with
certainty that the great vessel was built – with
a lot of love
-- at my Dad’s work table in the family room.



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Collectible of the Week: Space Place (Jestoy; 1985)








Okay, so the box is heavy on pink, and this 1985 toy from Jestoy is technically called "Space Place for 11 1/2 Fashion Doll" (meaning Barbie), but this is one outer space play set I am nonetheless happy to keep in my collection.




The "Space Place" is the cockpit or control deck of a spaceship, and comes with "swivel chair," "control panel with moving screen," "jetison [sic] pack," "air lock transfer chamber," "simulated space capsule diarama [sic]," "space communicator," "video camera" and even "space play food."




Although the makers of the toy (in Hong Kong, apparently) couldn't spell worth a damn, they nonetheless created a very cool space deck, and one that actually fits the Mego Star Trek figures of the 1970s, or the Space: 1999 figures from Mattel in the same time period.  




The control panel may be the coolest part of the toy.  It boasts knobs on both sides which can change the space image "so you can follow flight."  I'm not sure exactly what that means, but I suspect it has something to do with plotting a trajectory.  The jettison pack has an elastic belt that can fit around most Meo-like figures, so they can go out on spacewalks.  And the air lock transfer chamber is "necessary" if your action figures must "exit the chamber."  The instructions offer detailed directions for equalizing air pressure for your astronaut (sold separately...).




I've written frequently in the past how I enjoy the generic or knock-off toys of the 1970s and 1980s, because they provide either alien locales for your franchise toys, or can become the hubs of new, imaginative play in a fresh universe.  Despite being pretty in pink, the "Space Place" from Jestoy Ltd. fits the bill.




















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June 5, 2012

The Star Trek Movie Matrix







Title


Earth

Under

attack


WMD deployed


TV series

Crew

-man

dies


Enterprise is

destroyed


Villain recurs from TV


Strange New Worlds explored


New Life-form encountered by Starfleet
officers



Time

Travel




Motion Picture


Intruder
Cloud


No


No


No


No


No


V’ger


No




Wrath of Khan


Not
directly


Genesis
Device


Mr.
Spock


No


Khan


No


Ceti
Eel


No




Search for Spock


No


No


No


Yes


Klingons


Genesis
Planet


No


No




Voyage Home


Whale
Probe


No


No


No


No


No


Probe


1986




Final Frontier


No


No


No


No


No


Sha
Ka Ree


God


No




Undiscovered Country


No


No


No


No


Klingons


No


No


No




Generations


No


Trilithium
device


Captain
Kirk


Yes


Lursa
and B’etor


No


No


No




First Contact


The
Borg


No


No


No


The
Borg


No


No


2063




Insurrection


No


Metaphasic
radiation

Harvester


No


No


No


No


No


No




Nemesis


Yes


Thalaron

Weapon


Lt.
Cmdr. Data


No


Romulans


No


No


No




Star Trek (2009)


Yes


Red
Matter


No


No


Romulans


No


No


Yes










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The Horror Lexicon #16 Female...Pulchritude












I
referred to this cliché as “the breast
part of the movie
” in my books Horror Films of the 1980s and Horror Films of the 1990s .
 




And yes, this element of the horror lexicon is
proof-positive that the horror genre is not always high-minded or intellectual.  Sometimes the form appeals to more basic instincts; Sometimes,
the first mission of horror is to exploit a fear or desire, and it’s foolish to
deny that this is the case.




But
absolutely without a doubt, the most common shot in all-of-the 1980s horror
cinema involves a young female taking off her blouse and bra for the camera.  It’s almost a rite-of-passage for a prospective
“Scream Queen” of that era. 




But why, you ask?






Some
critics might inform you that the numerous instances of female nudity in genre films arose because we
live in a sexist culture, and because young men – the dominant audience for horror films back in the 1980s -- wanted
to see it.  Newsflash: men like looking at naked, attractive females.  Women like seeing men too, but in the 1980s, it was mostly men making and green-lighting horror films.




Others
might point more directly to the specific conventions of the slasher sub-genre.  And the slasher format is a deeply conservative form of horror concerning the
draconian price people pay when they step outside of moral and social traditions.




In
particular, “The Vice Precedes Slice-and-Dice” trope requires teens to act
badly before being killed by Jason or his ilk, and pre-marital sex is, of
course, a big no-no.  The “Breast Part of
the Movie” or “Thanks for the Mammaries” convention is part-and-parcel of that
dynamic.  The shirts come off, the sinnin’
begins…and then the killer shows up with a machete to put an end to all the
fun.  Some may see this as sexist, but generally both participants in the sex-act get killed simultaneously, so I'm not sure that's the case.






Today,
the horror genre – which attracts a wider
female audience
– has backed off quite a bit from the heyday of this cliché
in the 1980s. The genre has admirably focused instead on showcasing “final
girls” as intelligent, resourceful, courageous heroes.  Even recent, tawdry fare such as Shark
Night
(2012) eschewed the Breast Part of the Movie cliché.  The trope was also mocked and satirized – and
treated as a tease -- in Kevin Williamson’s Scream (1996).




At
its most respectable, the trope actually can boast some iota of social value,
as it did in Sam Peckinpah’s Straw Dogs (1971).  There, in the early 1970s age of “bra burning,” there was
a question about the line of responsibility and where was it drawn.  When lines of traditional behavior were
breached, how would the “old” guard react to new freedom?






By
contrast, one of the most exploitative examples of this convention occurs in Howling
II: Your Sister is a Werewolf
(1986), which during its final, end-credits montage
features seventeen views of Sybil Danning ripping open her shirt and revealing
her…chest.  Another movie that took the
trope to absurd new heights was Jim Wynorski’s vaseline-colored  The Haunting of Morella
(1990). 




You’ll
notice that, aside from this cliché, these  two films don’t really have much going
for them in terms of quality.




I
don’t know that I need to write anything else about this particular convention
in the horror lexicon, and please forgive the illustrations for being
PG rated. But I don’t want my blog to be mistaken for an adult site.  I already get linked to far too often on Russian porn sites (don't ask).  




So…just use your imagination.




Here
is a (very) partial list of “the Breast Part of the Movie” appearances in
Horror Films




Straw
Dogs
(1971),
Halloween
(1978), Phantasm (1979), Altered States (1980), The
Children
(1980), Dressed to Kill (1980), Home
Sweet Home
(1980) Humanoids from the Deep (1980), Maniac
(1980), Mother’s Day (1980), New Year’s Evil (1980), Night
School
(1980), Nightmare City (1980), The
Silent
Scream (1980), Terror Train (1980), American
Werewolf in London
(1981), Dead and Buried (1981), The
Dorm that Dripped Blood
(1981), Final Exam (1981), Friday
the 13th Part II
(1981), Ghost Story (1981), Graduation
Day
(1981), Halloween II
(1981), The Howling (1981), The Boogens (1982), The
Burning
(1982), Evilspeak (1982), Humongous
(1982), Madman (1982), Curtains (1983), The
Evil Dead
(1983), Mortuary (1983),  Night Warning (1983), Pieces
(1983), The Black Room (1984), Crimes of Passion (1984), The
Initiation
(1984), The Prey (1984), Biohazard
(1984), Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985), Fright
Night
(1985), Though Shalt Not Kill…Except (1985),
Lifeforce
(1985), From Beyond (1986), Howling II (1986), Psycho
3
(1985), Slaughter High (1986), Vamp (1986), Witchboard (1986), Angel
Heart
(1986), Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 (1987),
Slumber
Party Massacre
2 (1987), Night of the Demons (1988), Sleepaway
Camp II: Unhappy Campers
(1988), Edge of Sanity (1989), 976-Evil
(1989), Out of the Dark (1989), Society (1989), Baby Blood (1990), Demonia
(1990 ),
The Haunting of Morella
(1990), Luther the Geek (1990), Maniac
Cop 2
(1990), Highway to Hell (1992), Prom
Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil
(1992), Jason Goes to Hell
(1993), Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1993) Leprechaun 2 (1994), Embrace
of the Vampire
(1995), Lord of Illusions (1995), Tales
from the Crypt: Demon Knight
(1995), Bad Moon (1996), Cemetery
Man
(1996), The Ugly (1998), Disturbing Behavior (1998), The
House on Haunted Hill
(1999), The Ninth Gate (1999), Friday
the 13th
(2009).



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Published on June 05, 2012 09:12