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SCIENTISTS HAVE CLONED PLANET EARTH
Ex-military scientist Robert Ringrose has today announced a historic plan to extend the lifespan of the human race beyond the physical demise of Planet Earth.
Scientists have long pondered on the future of humanity and the possibility of discovering other worlds we can call our own. Scientific breakthroughs in recent years have cast light on many distant solar systems which may contain a planet much like ours, worlds with water and a breathable atmosphere which, once colonised, may offer humans a second place to hang its hat. But the logistics of moving the human race to another planet has so far relegated such a concept to science fiction.
Ringrose, infamous for his involvement in the British military's controversial Human Enhancement Program which was outlawed as immoral at the turn of the century, has unveiled what he calls 'a truly historic breakthrough in the battle to secure longevity for Mankind.' Since departing the worldwide scientific community fifteen years ago, following controversial revelations he was working on a project which would allow instant mass production of inanimate objects without raw source material - by effectively cloning stones - Ringrose has now revealed a fifteen year secret science Project he has been working on in secret beneath the streets of Sphagnum Moss, an unassuming town not far from London, where a deep mining corporation owned by billionaire businessman Rasmus Creece has reportedly discovered a unique fuel element deep inside the Earth.
The element, known as ptostrinosil, has allowed scientists working on the Project to harness the natural negative energy it contains and create a wormhole in the space time foam, hitherto thought to be impossible. Coupled with Ringrose's successes at cloning stones - a process he describes as non biologic particle multiplicity - the team have managed to create a manmade parallel universe. 'It occurred to me,' says Robert, of the time spent attempting to reproduce atoms in the lab, 'that if you can clone a stone, you can clone the world. And that's exactly what I've done. A complete carbon copy of Planet Earth. The re-Creation ... of Creation.'
No mean feat, Ringrose has given birth to a brand new world, identical in every way to Planet Earth, but minus the atmosphere, minus the animals, minus the life. 'It will take many years before the Empty World (affectionately named Segnimedia after a world Robert created as a child in his head) will be able to support human life. Many species of plant life will need to be introduced. We're far from the day when humanity will be able to move there, but we're one step closer with every new dawn.'
Where is this brand new planet? I hear you ask. Ringrose explains:
'It isn't possible to place our Empty World in the Mother Universe. It would have to be at the same distance from the sun as us, in our orbit. The results of adding such an object to our solar system would be disastrous, it needs a brand new system of its own in which to exist.' (And a brand new sun). Ringrose claims to have created a carbon copy of everything - yes, everything - and placed it next to our everything, sitting side by side in the space time foam, the name given to the chaotic subatomic state that exists within all particles, as tiny wormholes flash into and out of existence, binding one point in space and time to another in random fashion. So far it hasn't been possible to forcefully manufacture such a wormhole, or keep it open long enough to consider a journey to the other side (wherever it may lead); now, with the discovery of ptostrinosil and the negative energy it contains, such a process is now possible.
Ringrose promises ptostrinosil will be made available for other uses once the Project is complete - the rights to the element's usage is currently owned exclusively by the corporation owned by Rasmus Creece - but Ringrose has been able to construct a transmitter which can be pointed at the other end of his manufactured wormhole, so designed to transport a person from Earth to his empty world of Segnimedia. 'The transmitter itself is admittedly rather daunting,' Ringrose admits. 'In its present state it's certainly a risk, but scientists have been sent to my newborn world. Work has begun there on cultivating a breathable atmosphere. Soon there will be swathes of us, moving in unison across the land, exploring, developing, preparing for the day humanity can make Segnimedia its home.'
It sounds like science fiction. It's science fact. 'Today marks the first day of the future of Mankind. Today the human race is secured survival beyond the end of Planet Earth. And if we can clone one world, we can clone a million.' It's obvious from one conversation with Robert Ringrose that he has saved the human race. But what of the man behind the money? Next we speak to Rasmus Creece, the man behind the discovery of the super-fuel, and the possibilities ptostrinosil holds for other causes ...
More information on this startling event can be found here: http://hyperurl.co/d8b0qo?IQid=qr
Scientists have long pondered on the future of humanity and the possibility of discovering other worlds we can call our own. Scientific breakthroughs in recent years have cast light on many distant solar systems which may contain a planet much like ours, worlds with water and a breathable atmosphere which, once colonised, may offer humans a second place to hang its hat. But the logistics of moving the human race to another planet has so far relegated such a concept to science fiction.
Ringrose, infamous for his involvement in the British military's controversial Human Enhancement Program which was outlawed as immoral at the turn of the century, has unveiled what he calls 'a truly historic breakthrough in the battle to secure longevity for Mankind.' Since departing the worldwide scientific community fifteen years ago, following controversial revelations he was working on a project which would allow instant mass production of inanimate objects without raw source material - by effectively cloning stones - Ringrose has now revealed a fifteen year secret science Project he has been working on in secret beneath the streets of Sphagnum Moss, an unassuming town not far from London, where a deep mining corporation owned by billionaire businessman Rasmus Creece has reportedly discovered a unique fuel element deep inside the Earth.
The element, known as ptostrinosil, has allowed scientists working on the Project to harness the natural negative energy it contains and create a wormhole in the space time foam, hitherto thought to be impossible. Coupled with Ringrose's successes at cloning stones - a process he describes as non biologic particle multiplicity - the team have managed to create a manmade parallel universe. 'It occurred to me,' says Robert, of the time spent attempting to reproduce atoms in the lab, 'that if you can clone a stone, you can clone the world. And that's exactly what I've done. A complete carbon copy of Planet Earth. The re-Creation ... of Creation.'
No mean feat, Ringrose has given birth to a brand new world, identical in every way to Planet Earth, but minus the atmosphere, minus the animals, minus the life. 'It will take many years before the Empty World (affectionately named Segnimedia after a world Robert created as a child in his head) will be able to support human life. Many species of plant life will need to be introduced. We're far from the day when humanity will be able to move there, but we're one step closer with every new dawn.'
Where is this brand new planet? I hear you ask. Ringrose explains:
'It isn't possible to place our Empty World in the Mother Universe. It would have to be at the same distance from the sun as us, in our orbit. The results of adding such an object to our solar system would be disastrous, it needs a brand new system of its own in which to exist.' (And a brand new sun). Ringrose claims to have created a carbon copy of everything - yes, everything - and placed it next to our everything, sitting side by side in the space time foam, the name given to the chaotic subatomic state that exists within all particles, as tiny wormholes flash into and out of existence, binding one point in space and time to another in random fashion. So far it hasn't been possible to forcefully manufacture such a wormhole, or keep it open long enough to consider a journey to the other side (wherever it may lead); now, with the discovery of ptostrinosil and the negative energy it contains, such a process is now possible.
Ringrose promises ptostrinosil will be made available for other uses once the Project is complete - the rights to the element's usage is currently owned exclusively by the corporation owned by Rasmus Creece - but Ringrose has been able to construct a transmitter which can be pointed at the other end of his manufactured wormhole, so designed to transport a person from Earth to his empty world of Segnimedia. 'The transmitter itself is admittedly rather daunting,' Ringrose admits. 'In its present state it's certainly a risk, but scientists have been sent to my newborn world. Work has begun there on cultivating a breathable atmosphere. Soon there will be swathes of us, moving in unison across the land, exploring, developing, preparing for the day humanity can make Segnimedia its home.'
It sounds like science fiction. It's science fact. 'Today marks the first day of the future of Mankind. Today the human race is secured survival beyond the end of Planet Earth. And if we can clone one world, we can clone a million.' It's obvious from one conversation with Robert Ringrose that he has saved the human race. But what of the man behind the money? Next we speak to Rasmus Creece, the man behind the discovery of the super-fuel, and the possibilities ptostrinosil holds for other causes ...
More information on this startling event can be found here: http://hyperurl.co/d8b0qo?IQid=qr
