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Beetle Brain New Extreme Horror Novel Pre-Order
Beetle BrainGang! Holy shit! It’s finally here! Just six short months after the release of Kevin Strange’s weird mutant romance novel I Died In A Bed Of Roses comes his return to the world of extreme horror fiction with his brand new novel Beetle Brain!
If you’re a fan of the hardcore shit, I mean the full-on murder sex, ultra-violent, nonstop gorefests, this is the book for you! It’s also Kevin’s longest novel to date, clocking in just shy of 45,000 words. That’s 203 pages of big tits, sharp talons and bucket after bucket of bodily fluid.
And now, for a limited time, you can own this tome of concentrated death-jizz signed, personalized AND shipped to you for a mere 15 dollars if you buy the pre-order in the Strange Fiction Square store.
But this wouldn’t be a Kevin Strange novel pre-sale without some kind of Strangehead hookup, now would it? Of course not! So if you pre-order Beetle Brain in the next week, you’ll get another Kevin Strange novel absolutely free! Just list which book from the Strange Fiction catalog you’d like alongside the new freshness in the comments upon checkout. It’s that easy! Then, on September 1st, we’ll ship your books to you.
You ready to get weird, gang? Pre-order Beetle Brain now!
If you’re a fan of the hardcore shit, I mean the full-on murder sex, ultra-violent, nonstop gorefests, this is the book for you! It’s also Kevin’s longest novel to date, clocking in just shy of 45,000 words. That’s 203 pages of big tits, sharp talons and bucket after bucket of bodily fluid.
And now, for a limited time, you can own this tome of concentrated death-jizz signed, personalized AND shipped to you for a mere 15 dollars if you buy the pre-order in the Strange Fiction Square store.
But this wouldn’t be a Kevin Strange novel pre-sale without some kind of Strangehead hookup, now would it? Of course not! So if you pre-order Beetle Brain in the next week, you’ll get another Kevin Strange novel absolutely free! Just list which book from the Strange Fiction catalog you’d like alongside the new freshness in the comments upon checkout. It’s that easy! Then, on September 1st, we’ll ship your books to you.
You ready to get weird, gang? Pre-order Beetle Brain now!
Review Beetle Brain Day *Free eBook*
Listen, gang, it’s harder than ever to grab people’s attention on the internet, especially when you’re trying to sell them books alongside thousands of part-time, trendy writer’s group authors banging on your door every single day trying to get you to buy and review their new paranormal romance or young-adult dystopian novel. We get it. It’s exhausting.
But we REALLY really stand behind Kevin Strange’s brand new extreme horror novel BEETLE BRAIN. The story of Sue Ellen the stripper turned beetle queen is so raw, intense and extremely FUCKED UP that we KNOW you’ll love it if you’d just give it a chance.
With that in mind, we’re doing something we’ve never done before and will probably never do again. We’re going to provide, FOR FREE, to the public for exactly one month, a PDF advanced reader copy of BEETLE BRAIN which you can download by Clicking Here.
What’s the catch? We’re offering this ARC on 9-14-17, exactly one month before Kevin Strange’s birthday. You have an entire month to read this novel and prepare a review. Then, on Saturday 10-14-17 we want EVERYONE to post their reviews of BEETLE BRAIN to the Goodreads page and/or the Amazon page for the book.
This signal boost on Kevin Strange’s birthday should launch BEETLE BRAIN into the cultural zeitgeist alongside other classic splatterpunk and hardcore horror novels where it belongs. Strangeville is only as big and powerful as YOU, the Strangeheads, make it.
Will you take up this challenge? Will you write up an honest review for BEETLE BRAIN on 10-14-17? We’re counting on you, gang. Let’s make this a MIGHTY novel TOGETHER!
Beetle Brain
But we REALLY really stand behind Kevin Strange’s brand new extreme horror novel BEETLE BRAIN. The story of Sue Ellen the stripper turned beetle queen is so raw, intense and extremely FUCKED UP that we KNOW you’ll love it if you’d just give it a chance.
With that in mind, we’re doing something we’ve never done before and will probably never do again. We’re going to provide, FOR FREE, to the public for exactly one month, a PDF advanced reader copy of BEETLE BRAIN which you can download by Clicking Here.
What’s the catch? We’re offering this ARC on 9-14-17, exactly one month before Kevin Strange’s birthday. You have an entire month to read this novel and prepare a review. Then, on Saturday 10-14-17 we want EVERYONE to post their reviews of BEETLE BRAIN to the Goodreads page and/or the Amazon page for the book.
This signal boost on Kevin Strange’s birthday should launch BEETLE BRAIN into the cultural zeitgeist alongside other classic splatterpunk and hardcore horror novels where it belongs. Strangeville is only as big and powerful as YOU, the Strangeheads, make it.
Will you take up this challenge? Will you write up an honest review for BEETLE BRAIN on 10-14-17? We’re counting on you, gang. Let’s make this a MIGHTY novel TOGETHER!
Beetle Brain
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