Joe Dunthorne's Blog, page 54

JoeDunthorne: @Shteyngart I'd always been told the Internet was tended to by lobsters. So the gerbils are an upgrade.

JoeDunthorne: @Shteyngart I'd always been told the Internet was tended to by lobsters. So the gerbils are an upgrade.

JoeDunthorne: I love The Onion. Sublime deployment of the phrase "vernal equinox" in this: http://t.co/CjjQxtX5

JoeDunthorne: I love The Onion. Sublime deployment of the phrase "vernal equinox" in this: http://t.co/CjjQxtX5

JoeDunthorne: @tim_cockburn very much so. "Brown sauce with that?" "Sure. Shoot the lights out."

JoeDunthorne: @tim_cockburn very much so. "Brown sauce with that?" "Sure. Shoot the lights out."

JoeDunthorne: No lights shall remain unshot. RT @seanmatthews007 you're really shooting the lights out with this shoot the lights out thing, Joe

JoeDunthorne: No lights shall remain unshot. RT @seanmatthews007 you're really shooting the lights out with this shoot the lights out thing, Joe

JoeDunthorne: The Canterbury Tales did not rhyme until Chaucer shot the lights out.

JoeDunthorne: The Canterbury Tales did not rhyme until Chaucer shot the lights out.

JoeDunthorne: I plan to use it in new ways: "I'll have a croissant please, no, hang on, shoot the lights out, I'll take a pain aux raisin."

JoeDunthorne: I plan to use it in new ways: "I'll have a croissant please, no, hang on, shoot the lights out, I'll take a pain aux raisin."

JoeDunthorne: @caitlinmoran well, I couldn't be sure, but the bar did have that live band of aliens playing the space clarinet.

JoeDunthorne: @caitlinmoran well, I couldn't be sure, but the bar did have that live band of aliens playing the space clarinet.

JoeDunthorne: I think it's a more pumped version of 'think outside the box'. Kind of like 'kill your way out of the box'. #shootthelightsout

JoeDunthorne: I think it's a more pumped version of 'think outside the box'. Kind of like 'kill your way out of the box'. #shootthelightsout

JoeDunthorne: "What's your projection for next year? 8 million? Shoot the lights out -- go for ten million. Or TWELVE. Shoot the lights out."

JoeDunthorne: "What's your projection for next year? 8 million? Shoot the lights out -- go for ten million. Or TWELVE. Shoot the lights out."

JoeDunthorne: The next tweet is something I overheard in an actual champagne bar. I'm glad conversations in champagne bars are everything I was promised.

JoeDunthorne: The next tweet is something I overheard in an actual champagne bar. I'm glad conversations in champagne bars are everything I was promised.