Joe Dunthorne's Blog, page 53

JoeDunthorne: "My oven's on high when I roast a quail" -- Cypress Hill, 1993. Either Sen Dog just needed a rhyme for "inhale" or the Hill are mad gourmet.

JoeDunthorne: "My oven's on high when I roast a quail" -- Cypress Hill, 1993. Either Sen Dog just needed a rhyme for "inhale" or the Hill are mad gourmet.

JoeDunthorne: @offbeatlj Hi! Thanks!

JoeDunthorne: @offbeatlj Hi! Thanks!

JoeDunthorne: @NaomiAllthenews @malcolmeggs we do know each other, mostly because of breakfast, which is really the only way to know someone.

JoeDunthorne: @NaomiAllthenews @malcolmeggs we do know each other, mostly because of breakfast, which is really the only way to know someone.

JoeDunthorne: @malcolmeggs one? You can have five! (I doubt Moose Lee can speak Spanish.)

JoeDunthorne: @malcolmeggs one? You can have five! (I doubt Moose Lee can speak Spanish.)

JoeDunthorne: The publicity dept must've heard I'm an easy target for cover quotes. "It has a croissant on the cover. Dunthorne will definitely endorse."

JoeDunthorne: The publicity dept must've heard I'm an easy target for cover quotes. "It has a croissant on the cover. Dunthorne will definitely endorse."

JoeDunthorne: Weird. Just been couriered six copies of a book I can't read. It's about croissants and moral philosophy in Spanish. http://t.co/aPaGi7ig

JoeDunthorne: Weird. Just been couriered six copies of a book I can't read. It's about croissants and moral philosophy in Spanish. http://t.co/aPaGi7ig

JoeDunthorne: @Joethepublicist @jamiefewery I'd forgotten that you lack the grace and precision with which to glide through this life like a spring breeze

JoeDunthorne: @Joethepublicist @jamiefewery I'd forgotten that you lack the grace and precision with which to glide through this life like a spring breeze

JoeDunthorne: @Joethepublicist disagree. The note acts as a slide to deliver coins to their wallet while the coins act as a paperweight for the note.

JoeDunthorne: @Joethepublicist disagree. The note acts as a slide to deliver coins to their wallet while the coins act as a paperweight for the note.

JoeDunthorne: That's why I love my Dad, he is always there on the sidelines, cheering me on. http://t.co/oy9flBHi

JoeDunthorne: That's why I love my Dad, he is always there on the sidelines, cheering me on. http://t.co/oy9flBHi

JoeDunthorne: @caitlinmoran the greatest trick the Norwegians ever pulled was convincing the world that their biochemical waste was "brown cheese".

JoeDunthorne: @caitlinmoran the greatest trick the Norwegians ever pulled was convincing the world that their biochemical waste was "brown cheese".