Deadpool > Quotes

“Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.”
― Deadpool

“My common sense is tingling.”
― Deadpool

“Through lightest dark or darkest light, You dont need no bling to join the fight. We're mercs with mouths and so much more, Yippee-ki-yay, we're the Deadpool Corps!”
― Deadpool

“[Wastes two bullets on the corpse of a goon who shot him in the a()s]
Deadpool: Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it!”
― Deadpool

“[Fires at Ajax multiple times and misses]
Deadpool: Bad Deadpool!
[Shoots another bad guy in the head]
Deadpool: Good Deadpool”
― Deadpool