Kate Long > Quotes

“Why didn't they warn us at school? I'm sure if some teacher had said, "Oh and by the way, it feels like someone sandpapering your cervix," they needn't have bothered with all the AIDS warnings and morality stuff.”
― Kate Long

“Cross that bridge when you come to it”
― Kate Long, Swallowing Grandma

“Aren't we all just flies crawling across the giant tablecloth of fate?”
― Kate Long, Swallowing Grandma

“there’ll never be equality of the sexes till men can get pregnant;”
― Kate Long, The Bad Mother's Handbook

“Don't think you're of little importance, you're somebody,somebody fine. However you tumble and get up and stumble, you're part of a vision devine”
― Kate Long, The Bad Mother's Handbook

“Im Kampf um den Handtaschenriemen gegen die Türklinke opfere lieber die Handtasche, als der Türklinke das Gefühl zu geben, sie hätte gewonnen.”
― Kate Long , The Bad Mother's Handbook

“minutes.”
― Kate Long, The Daughter Game

“What family isn't held together by a cartilage of lies? In these fractured times, these days of spin, you have to make the family you can.”
― Kate Long

“In the face of such evil, what else is there to do but wipe it off the face of the earth?”
― Kate Long, The Bad Mother's Handbook

“You can't explain a degree to a dog”
― Kate Long

“You try not to think about life’s darkest things, but sometimes they just flood into your head and you can’t stop them.”
― Kate Long, The Bad Mother's Handbook