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“I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.”
― David Lee Roth
“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.”
― David Lee Roth
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. ”
― David Lee Roth
“I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.”
― David Lee Roth
“I don't feel tardy.”
― David Lee Roth
“You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.”
― David Lee Roth
“It's not rocket surgery!”
― David Lee Roth
“Reach up to the feet of God, looking for a sign...it was right here all the time...”
― David Lee Roth
“This must be just like livin' in paradise.”
― David Lee Roth
“money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to sail right up along side it.”
― David Lee Roth
tags: humor
“Critics love Elvis Costello because they all look like him.”
― David Lee Roth
“Bop bozadee bozadee bop zitty bop”
― David Lee Roth

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