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“I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.”
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“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.”
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“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. ”
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“I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.”
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“I don't feel tardy.”
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“You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.”
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“It's not rocket surgery!”
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“Reach up to the feet of God, looking for a sign...it was right here all the time...”
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“This must be just like livin' in paradise.”
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“money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to sail right up along side it.”
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“Critics love Elvis Costello because they all look like him.”
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