Ashlan Chidester > Quotes

“Ouch, I say! Stop slapping me
You silly tiny christmas tree

You hit me on my back side first
It hurt like candy canes and smurfs

You hit me in the guts for fun
I coughed up snowflakes in the sun

You slapped my cheek from left to right
Wow, you're strong like Dunder Dwight

I blocked your slap, what will you do
Nice and naughty Santa says you

--Slapping Krampus”
― Ashlan Chidester

“All the dry leaves out back was a dumb place to put them. Striking the flint against that nasty used steel I stole from birdey's shoppe.”
― Ashlan Chidester, Horror at Tombstone

“Three Phase Power Cabling:
1. The power that comes into a data center is referred to 3 phase.
2. Ground, Neutral, live/phase 1-3”
― Ashlan Chidester, Discover a Data Center: Embark on a Tech Odyssey: Decoding the Digital Powerhouses in 'Unveiling the Data Center' by Ashlan Chidester

“Split RNet Configurations
In this advanced configuration you will setup first 4 IPs with 1-to-1 mappings and the 2nd 4 IPs with transparent subnetting. When complete, the device will have two subnets.”
― Ashlan Chidester, Router Super Doc

“It is the will of the torso, the heart and the brain." My Surrogate, I by Ashlan Chidester”
― Ashlan Chidester

“Learn how to integrate an Azure virtual network and an on-premises network. This skill covers how to:
1. Create/Config Azure VPN Gateway
2. Create/Config site-to-site VPN
3. Verify on-premise connectivity
4. Manage on=premise with Azure
5. Config ExpressRoute”
― Ashlan Chidester, Microsoft Azure Architect Technologies Discover Course

“... the bean scoping mechanism is extensible, allowing you to define your own custom scopes, or redefine an existing one.”
― Ashlan Chidester, Looking forward to the Spring Framework

“Omni questions in your foot.

To tall to call tee moot.

Spinsters spine in utero lime.

Me inside me tine in time.

- to tell if ||| Poem”
― Ashlan Chidester

“The sprites of bright lights lovingly play you around.
Suckling smooches soak to and up.
Ashamed in tension crawls along a brown to black.
Sanguine moods of sadly sails overtly beach down and trode.
Juristic pure static yawn oh yaws.
Shadesque mask masquerade delayed.
A boon, yes. - umbra nosferatu poem”
― Ashlan Chidester

“Three and a half questions for Ashlan Chidester: Time Travel and the Theory of Dupliter

Q: What is the Dupliter?
A: I have no answers, only one, it starts in space’s farthest point from no one.

Q: What does that mean?
A: A time is near, as speeds clear, for twelve hundred years, for humans to fear.

Q: Wait, fear what?
A: You feel it now, the war ad finem.”
― Ashlan Chidester, The Brash and Plum: Fractal

“Beer is, was, oddly enough, boring.”
― Ashlan Chidester