Ask the Author: Hank Kirton
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Hank Kirton
Kim? Is that you?
Hank Kirton
Yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes.no, yes yes.
The edge of the asphalt marked the start of the woods. In the autumn, a lot of guys could be seen dressed in camouflage and bright orange vests and they drink beer and perfume themselves with deer piss and the woods echo with drunken haphazard gunshots. Shots fired above a lover's picnic. Blam-ziiing!
The edge of the asphalt marked the start of the woods. In the autumn, a lot of guys could be seen dressed in camouflage and bright orange vests and they drink beer and perfume themselves with deer piss and the woods echo with drunken haphazard gunshots. Shots fired above a lover's picnic. Blam-ziiing!
Hank Kirton
An outsider "I" novel about cancer and addiction. And madness and paranoia. And George Weiss and Timothy Farrell. It's a hallucinatory tome, full of false realities and dead kings. It will treat you like piano lessons after your fingers have been chopped of and cauterized. The microwave is a moon. Sing it! The microwave is a moon! Now, go! The microwave is a moon! Damn you! Insect scutting under the stove. The recital is in two days.
Hank Kirton
They taste like the waves, crashing on your tongue. It tastes like a long history of odd drownings They're lean and tough. Salty and chlenched. hen;s when the scavenge really traveled with the drowned, polliwogs three soft crashes uni roll only History. We pepared the seagull like a thanksgiving dinner. The bird was killed and opened and we began to stuff it. We shoved polliwogs and wild parsley, and a can of beer. inside its chest cavity. Then we oemoo 'd mother fire and waited, waited for three first feasts of the new wineter. AZst'danijg ibn a thichet if ocold trees.. The dancing began---- twrling at hifgg
h soeed, Qround and qround at sp[[[[--========= 5555555556776i7oi
Seagulls are poisonous. bot the meat as is is corrupted by the evilness in the sea.
h soeed, Qround and qround at sp[[[[--========= 5555555556776i7oi
Seagulls are poisonous. bot the meat as is is corrupted by the evilness in the sea.
Hank Kirton
Thank you for your interest in words that describe me as a writer. I would say, (1). Dogged (as in perseverance). (2). Shempesque (as in, heebeebeebeebeebeebee). (3). Morbid (like an autopsy, yo!). (4). Bloated (like a cabbageworm) and (5). Surrealistic (by way of dreams, LSD and fevers that set fire to your paltry airports).
BONUS!! Three words that don't describe me as a writer:
1.) Altricial
2.) Festooned
3.) Muciferous
Goodnight Cleveland!
BONUS!! Three words that don't describe me as a writer:
1.) Altricial
2.) Festooned
3.) Muciferous
Goodnight Cleveland!
Hank Kirton
Once. There was a lot of butter involved.
Hank Kirton
Oh, he's real. I've seen him. He was foraging beside Route 495. It was early in the morning. He had found a bag of McDonald's trash someone had littered out the window. I remember hoping he'd find some chicken McNuggets or something. Maybe some fries. It was sad to see such a noble beast forced to scavenge by the side of the road. I've done a lot of things in my life I'm not proud of, but I never disparaged a Sasquatch.
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