Lost on a Page Quotes

“I’m a protagonist,” said Jaime. “I’m always lucky.” “Hamlet might disagree with you.” “Hamlet had a fencing foil and a codpiece. I have a sawed-off twelve-gauge and a nine-millimeter semi-automatic.”
― David E. Sharp, Lost on a Page: Character Developments

“I understand the CIA has bigger stuff to do than figure out why some guy’s manual on do-it-yourself hair restoration got jacked up, but is it so much to ask that we could get a little FBI/X-files attention when some honest-to-goodness, real live, supernatural, ghost shit goes down? I think not.”
― David E. Sharp, Lost on a Page: Character Developments

“you’re as enigmatic as a Rubik’s cube, wrapped in a sudoku, sauteed in an episode of Jeopardy.”
― David E. Sharp, Lost on a Page: Character Developments