What Just Happened?! Quotes

“May loses her majority and is effectively left on life support for the rest of her premiership. (Boris Johnson spends a lot of time hanging around the plug socket looking shifty.)”
― Marina Hyde, What Just Happened?!: Dispatches from Turbulent Times

“After all, as a junior minister in Her Majesty’s government, Andrea enjoyed the sort of anonymity you’d hope for in one of the better witness protection programmes.”
― Marina Hyde, What Just Happened?!: Dispatches from Turbulent Times

“Furthermore, please never refer to any form of exercise or any exclusionary method of eating as ‘a philosophy’. Existentialism is a philosophy. Raw food is food that has not been heated above 40 degrees. Let that clear up any persistent muddling of the two.”
― Marina Hyde, What Just Happened?!: Dispatches from Turbulent Times

“He sniffed: ‘People with knives will end up stabbing themselves,’ which sounds like something Iain’s mother might have told him when he was 13 to explain why he was still using a spoon to eat his lunch.”
― Marina Hyde, What Just Happened?!: Dispatches from Turbulent Times