Monster Girl Islands 5 Quotes

“The column of flames coming from the dragon wasn’t as large as its mother’s had been, but it was enough to do some damage. The fire latched onto the sails first, and the canvas quickly began to burn. Flaming bits of sail and parts of the mast started to fall onto the deck of the ship, and then my breath caught in my chest when I saw the open barrels of black powder scattered around the cannons. Those fucking idiot orcs. “Oh, shi--”
― Logan Jacobs, Monster Girl Islands 5

“turned to me with a malicious smile. “A man,” he sneered. “Fighting for women? How below you.” “I think raping and pillaging is a hell of a lot worse than being a king and a hero,” I snapped.”
― Logan Jacobs, Monster Girl Islands 5

“I had absolutely no idea how the hell I could describe cheese to someone who’d never even seen it before. The first thing that came to mind were “lumps of heavenly gooeyness,” and “sex on a plate,” but that didn’t do much to explain the concept of cheese.”
― Logan Jacobs, Monster Girl Islands 5

“Oh, shit, this just got so fucking real!” I hollered.”
― Logan Jacobs, Monster Girl Islands 5

“Daddy!” she called out. Nerissa laughed as her niece approached and stood up straight. “Good morning to you, too,” I chuckled. “Yeah, yeah, that,” Marella panted. “I just had a vision, but I have no idea what it means. It’s the first time something like that’s happened to me.” “Tell us about it, child,” Nerissa ordered quickly. “I just saw fire,” Marella said as her brow furrowed. “A lot of it. It burned along the ocean water, which shouldn’t be possible, but somehow it did. It was like the water was its fuel. And then I saw you.” “Uh, was I on fire?” I clarified. If I was about to be lit on fire somehow, I definitely needed to know. “No.” My kid shook her head vigorously. “But I felt this urge. I can’t explain it, but all of a sudden, I just knew I needed to tell you it’s time to leave. You need to travel, because that’s how you’ll find the fire.” “And I’m supposed to find the fire that burns on water?” I asked with a raised eyebrow. “Because that’s not what most people want to seek out in life.” “Daddy, I’m serious.” Marella rolled her eyes in a fashion that was so spot on American teenager, I had to cover my mouth with my hand to hold back the laughter.”
― Logan Jacobs, Monster Girl Islands 5