Sleeper Quotes

“You just have to stop what you’re doing to marvel at the natural beauty and remember that it’s not your problems and To-Do lists that define you. It’s the things that take your breath away and give your life back to you by nudging you off track.”
― Kayley Loring, Sleeper

“It’s almost spring, and Los Angeles smells like jasmine, skunk, dry shampoo, and the unspoken need for attention and approval.”
― Kayley Loring, Sleeper

“You’re a wonderful girl. Of course you can live without him. But you don’t have to.”
― Kayley Loring, Sleeper

“I’m here, aren’t I? I’m out with you.” I raise my hands in the air and do a little butt dance in my chair. “Woohoo! Friday night in Hollywood!” When can I go home?”
― Kayley Loring, Sleeper

“Yo, superstar!” I hear my brother say. Talk about a cockblocker. He must have sensed that a man was touching me.”
― Kayley Loring, Sleeper

“The way their faces lit up when they saw him waiting on the sidewalk. The way they ran to him and giggled when he caught them both and somehow managed to pick them both up at the same time…my right ovary wept while the other one shoveled ice cream into its mouth.”
― Kayley Loring, Sleeper

“You want to come with? We’ll keep talking. About the kids. Not about the huge crush you used to have on me.” “I’m super glad I confided in you. Thanks for not making me feel awkward about it.” “I’m super glad you brought it up, even though I’ve practically forgotten about it already.”
― Kayley Loring, Sleeper

“my right ovary wept while the other one shoveled ice cream into its mouth.”
― Kayley Loring, Sleeper

“Who’s got two kids, an erection, and just told your brother he’s falling for you?” He lets his boxer briefs fall to the floor and then points to himself with his thumbs. “This naked guy.”
― Kayley Loring, Sleeper