Commander Quotes

“Brace yourself, Anniston, I am about to blow this friendship to hell.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“Hardy har har; dickhead. If you would have listened more closely you would have heard that was in fact, your precious commander doing all the screaming.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“I blink. Lies are just not coming as fast as they usually do. What the fuck did they give me in the hospital?”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“Don’t speak. You are done speaking for the day. Your mouth now belongs to me, Commander.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“I suggest you take the kids out for a Happy Meal. I toss my left shoe. It falls down several steps before landing.
“Daddy is about to hate-fuck his mood out on mommy.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“You’ll never fuck another man.”
“I’ll bury a bitch that looks at you with more than a glare.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“This is what Dr. McCallister likes dirty, filthy, rough, and violent victories. And I aim to please. Watch, and learn, gentlemen.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“Damn Theo and his macho bullshit. It makes me so fucking horny, and he knows it.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs