Murder Notes Quotes

“He’s a tall drink of poison”
― Lisa Renee Jones, Murder Notes

“[I] tuck my pie away in the fridge, with one intention: solace for the soul after my family dinner.”
― Lisa Renee Jones, Murder Notes

“I have nightmares where you are on autorepeat, saying, ‘I need stuff. I need stuff.’ And you know what I say?”
“Anything you want, my queen?”
“I say, ‘Fuck you, Lilah.”
― Lisa Renee Jones, Murder Notes

“She wanted to surprise us,” Andrew replies.
“With a dead body?” my father demands.
“Oh Jesus fuck, you Love men are drama queens. I didn’t drop a dead body off when I got here.”
― Lisa Renee Jones, Murder Notes

“I’m armed and I’m ready to deal with a ghost, a man, his ex-girlfriend, or an assassin.”
― Lisa Renee Jones, Murder Notes

“This man must let go.”
― Lisa Renee Jones, Murder Notes

“Bitch.”
My lips curve. “Damn, I like that name. Have a good day, Officer.”
― Lisa Renee Jones, Murder Notes

“I have two pet peeves, Officer, and you’ve managed to hit them both,” I say, ducking under the tape to face him. “Ignorance with a mouth hole.”
― Lisa Renee Jones, Murder Notes